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post about grooming your appearance and stuff, like haircuts, hair growth, styling, fashion (hats?)

>no reply in 1 minute

You think the guy in the picture was ever groomed by somebody? And I don't mean getting his hair groomed I mean the other kind of groomed the bad kind.

>>680331
How would I know that? I don't know.

>>680328
> haircuts, hair growth, styling, fashion
they will fit you if you're attractive, they wont if you are not. it comes down to the not be ugly rule

a messy haircut makes you look like you don't shower if ugly but a mysterious broken boy if attractive
a bald head makes you look like a cancer patient if ugly but like the greek god Kratos if attractive
a popular haircut makes you look like an NPC sheep if ugly but an alpha male if attractive
an unkempt beard makes you look like a hobo if ugly but a chiseled lumberjack if attractive
a moustache makes you look like a pedo if ugly but a cool vintage guy if attractive
a formal clothing style makes you look like an autist whose mom still picks his clothes if ugly but a traditional masculine guy if attractive
a funky clothing style makes you look like you have psychiatric problems if ugly but like an avantgarde confident guy if attractive
oversize clothes make you look like a neet who just got out of his room if ugly but a streetwear aesthetic guy if attractive
fashion accessories give overcompensating vibes if ugly but add to your appearance if attractive

>>680339
So according to your post, you can't do anything. Should we just wear masks and caps and sunglasses like we're in Watchdogs or something?

>>680340
That sounds like a good idea actually

>>680339
>it comes down to the not be ugly rule
Trvke.

>>680340
>you can't do anything
You can get more attractive, but the only thing you can really control is bodyfat.

>>680340
i'm referring to the actually ugly uyghas who are the majority so desperate to improve their appearance. Average looking people can have varying success with styling and fashion but rarely get close to an attractive person that barely even tries

Unironically personality and charisma get you much further than styling or whatever

I'm a white man with dreadlocks in a committed long term relationship. With a woman no less!

>>680339
>bald head
>if attractive
Yeah, not happening.

I'm hobomaxxing, no grooming

>>680339
This very much so.

>>680409
As in you can still grow hair, you don't have alopecia and you chose to buzz your hair off.

haircut is a HUGE factor on attractiveness and idk why most people downplay it

>>680340
I wish I could basically be Darth Vader, a full mask, heavy clothing (no cape ofc) and a voice changer. I'm so embarrassed to be me, I'm not short and that is all I got.

>>680441
samesies

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>>680441
Uncle Jack you know it's part of your parole that you can't go online. Ever since…the incident

>>680328
Only thing you can really change is your body fat percentage and muscle mass, other than that whatever fashion/look you're going for and of course basic hygiene, wear sunscreen if you're in the sun.


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