/siberia/ - Off-topic

get the rpg

>>680761
Mug him for money.

>>680774
lol, I don't know any other amerikkkans who have any money

Warn them about the maneating ants in the soil as well as neighbor's dogshit. Maybe offer some coffee, beer or sausage. Gently reminding them that despite raping the world it is not their fault personally. Bring out the yard games. Slowly start closing the perimeter around my apartment by means of grout and large rocks. Turn my front yard into a small internment camp. Blackmail the family for ransom, take the money without releasing the hostage. Get the police called on you by your HOA due to repeated construction violations as well as ignored warning letters and fines. Secede in response. Suppress their feeble attempts at revolting by means of high voltage. Live under siege for months with your prepper stache and inspire both the neo-nazis and the anarcho-communists to develop their own equivalent community. Collapse the surrounding city into anarchy due to mass media publicizing your obstinate tenacity. Gain enough renown to develop a cult following. Start a religion. Convert the American in your possession into your most faithful and loyal high priest. Eventually end up conquering more territory up to and including the city undergoing a miniature state collapse. Doom the entire country to total war between rival extremist factions inspired by your praxis, condemning many millions to their deaths in pogroms.

>>680761
put them in the tentacle pit

>>680761
punch him