They are the most bourgeois things to exist. In theme parks you spend exhorbitant amounts of money to do things more boring than just climbing a tree, which you can do for free, anywhere at any time. Theme parks are a fat AmeriKKKan / UKKK culture where these waddling ogres can only experience fun on literal train tracks. It is all fake. You're being sold at the idea of excitement, the idea of being in a fun, exciting, otherworldly place, the idea of going fast. But when it comes, it is fleeting. You feel your stomach drop and your body automatically responds with excitement, but once that is over, once you expect it, it is like having sex until it it just boring. It is even more fun to go cycling, and not much more effort if you aren't going up a hill.
Theme Parks are a not a psyop to get you unfit. They are just a way of taking advantage of the advertising methods found in modern (postwar) capitalism. I detest them and I pity those who are taken in by them. It's not that I hate everything capitalism does, I just hate theme parks and smoking. If I want excitement I will just go outside and find it in the world or go to a protest (something actually exciting) rather than that rubbish. Or do like illegal motorcycle racing or something interesting.
However, there are some places in South Wales I think a theme park would be very valuable if it were free, since it would give teenagers something better to do than playing with literal rubbish in the street.
>>681642I just went to a Six Flags and it was one of the worst experiences of my life.
Extremely soulless to look at, massive amount of concrete, basically all the problems of an American city.
Obscenely expensive food that tastes like dogshit.
Very poor variety of rides, if you don't love a very specific type of rollercoaster then there's no reason to go whatsoever.
Do not recommend.
>>681669Actually, the amount of actual paranoid schizos is really low.
Most of them are at best HFAs but regardless, they're more the latter of your statement.
But they're subconsciously jealous of other people having fun.
All this talk about anything fun being bourgeois is just revealing their chud nature
>>681675booze is literally known for making ppl social, though being an intoxicant, it can ultimately push them into "anti-social" behavior especially if theyre in a bad setting
but weed also makes you more social, so dumb argument overall
>>681734Tbh that's what imageboards are made for.
Venting ones misery