>be stalin
>organize with lenin and gang what is considered the biggest bank heist in Russian history.
>lenin chooses the best bank to scout in georgia, but lets you organize the attack sonce it's your home territory and due to already living there and having a street rapsheet with bombs, robberies, intimidation, kidnapping, ransom, etc etc
>your crew, nicknamed the "outfit" include many ethnicities and experienced bandits including an armenian, you childhood friend, who goes by the nicknames "Kamo" "disguise master" "the caucasian bandit" by lenin and "The Caucasian Robin-Hood"
>help in the operation under the nickname "Koba"
>before the day of robbery, gain info about their weekly workroutes and on which days the bank receives transfers. all from an inside man who works there
>the man gives stalin the info simply because they were old friends and "out of admiration for Stalin's romantic poetry"
>kamo ends up injuring his face and eye while testing bombs for the job made by a member named krasin (they were all smuggled into georgia inside a sofa. same sofa you been sleeping on for a month in your wife's home)
>he stays in bed and delays the robbery to after lenin and the party agrees on "no more robberies" in the 5th (London) Congress.
>do it anyway because fuck it we made it that far and we need money to buy arms
>day of the operation comes, security looks tight
>entire crew dresses up as lowly peasants on carriages with revolvers and bombs uner their belts…except kamo who dresses like an cavalry officer with clothes he stole and a hat hiding his scar
>take over a pub facing the building and spend time waiting drinking tea and stopping people from leaving the pub
>bank stagecoach arrive on time
>crew comes out shooting everyone aboard and start throwing the bombs from every direction
>use so many bombs to rob the stagecoach and kill the police, you end up killing 40 people in the process and injuring 50.
>use so much bombs the explosions "knock over nearby chimneys and broke every pane of glass for a mile around"
>guy in your crew, Kupriashvili, notices one of the horses has started running dragging the bank wagon behind him so he throws a bomb at it's legs but the shockwave sends him back near unconsious
>start dragging moneybags to cavalry kamo's carriage and runaway atop it
>end up accumulating 241,000 rubles. or 4 million dollars in 2020 money
>most of it had serial numbers though
>your armenian friend kamo gets arrested trying to cash in some of the loot inside a bank in germany (the only guy they ever caught for the robbery)
>refuses to snitch on you or the homies, pleads insanity, escapes, didn't snitch and pretended to be mentally insane for 2 years (incluiding eating his own shit) until they sent him to Siberia.. and he escaped from there too.
>cause a big scandal within the Socialist party because of it. (they already were rethinking robbing banks for other financial strategies on the very same week you pulled the georgian job)
>to the point within the bolsheviks themselves almost happens a split, with lenin against a man named bogdanov (no relations to grichka bogdanoff) and another named krasin…despite the fact they also planned the robbery
>>683058>robbing a bank in 2025 is way harder than robbing a bank in 1907it's easier by a mile if you do it on a computer. according to the feds themselves most robberies on site don't bring more than 7500 dollars while hacking and scams generates way more with a few clicks only
mfw learn to code was a good tip all along
>>683058Most cases of bank robbery are often those who work in banks or money trucks.
Most cases of identity theft are usually the clerks.
The corporations want you to believe that identity theft is only disgruntled lone wolf hackers or scam call centers.
It's not. They're usually the clerks because they have access to all the information. And bank accounts are sealed with multiple levels of encryption
And we live in a time where every single cyber action is logged somewhere.