/siberia/ - Off-topic

It looks like the central powers are preparing for a color revolution to take place, with Lenin's "theory" of "imperalism" looking like it could have come straight from the Prussian glowies. I know most social democrats are opposed to the war right now, which is fair, but the Russian expansion into the balkans was crucial in containing Habsburg hegemony and their continued presence on the Eastern front is still crucial for preventing the pan-Germanist agenda from coming to fruition. Critical support for Okhrana!

It's literally over for the Tsardom

Okhrana glowie Lenin thinks he can implement socialism without having geopolitiks in mind. Bro the Russian Monarchy is in the periphery fighting against the English Empire which represents capitalist hegemony. If England falls, capitalism falls.

>>685320
They just captured 20cm of mud in manchuria. Japan is finished

It's a nothingburger, we had a tsar for 400 years, do you really think it will be gone now in an instant?

>>685321
<retards thinking modern conflict in ukraine and the existence of NATO is the same as ww1

historically illiterate ultras, go fellate zizek faggots

>>685355
this is a joke thread, i just tried making up the most incorrect, historically dated second-internationale take possible. stop projecting chvd!

>>685323
the tsar is like developing productive forces guise

>>685355
what if zizek was called zidek and only talked about judaic law

>>685321
> I know most social democrats are opposed to the war right now,
except they weren't. that was the whole reason for the collapse of the 2nd international.

>>685360
I've unironically heard people on here say that Stolypin would have developed Russia faster had the civil war not happened

>>685362
>what if zizek was called zidek and only talked about judaic law
imagine him talking about metzitzah bepeh

Listen here, Vanya, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat.

I work for His Majesty Tsar. And if the good ol' Nikolka says "The revolution ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo.

That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your dochka straight in the mouth.

As a large language model,

Based on current data up to approximately one year prior to the abdication of Tsar Nicholas II, the status of the Russian Tsardom can be reasonably categorized as "extremely suboptimal." Multiple indicators point toward systemic instability, including (but not limited to):

High-frequency bread riots

Military effectiveness: trending downward

Public trust in monarchy: effectively null

Duma mood: spicy rebellious

Peasant and worker sentiment: vibes very off

Probability of “point of no return” status: ~0.93 (confidence: high)

Future projections (model-dependent, speculative):

Balkanization Pathway™: multiple subregions pursue independence; empire loses structural integrity; map gets more complicated.

Civil War DLC unlocked: various factions (e.g., liberals, socialists, maybe some wildcards) compete for power.

Ultra-chaos scenario: foreign intervention, famine, purges, etc. (probability: classified but non-zero).

In summary: the Tsardom is "big yikes." Recommend monitoring closely for regime collapse events, spontaneous soviet generation, or sudden Lenin-based incidents.









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>>685320
Rasputin had a huge cock apparently

hoes will crash a thousand year empire for good cock smh

Nicky you facking cuck

>>685320
there is only ONE thing I would thank the Tsarists for: not immediately shooting the socialists they arrested, even after they fled many times like Stalin
imagine if they were trigger happy like good ol' Joe lol
there would be no Bolshevik left by 1914, nevermind 1917