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I love getting stoned because it gives me awesome ideas.

Check this one out: a "weed bomb". You create a device which using some kind of extreme direct heat (but contained, possibly in a metal sphere like a grenade, but with vent holes) which combusts like a quarter ounce of hash concentrate in under a minute.
It'd be a party trick/prank or something. You'd set the timer, roll it into the room on the floor like a skee ball, and shut the door. The thing would blink lights and beepboop maybe and then just start spraying pure THC smoke into the air, perhaps rolling around on its own power like a firework or something, or a fucking Batman gadget! Yeah. It'd be an instant hotbox. You could do it in a car too, though it might be too much. Hey, different sizes maybe.

Well, it'll probably never happen because it'd be considered "assault" or "poisoning without consent" or something, so I'm giving my million dollar idea away, but it's a fun fantasy.

What do you think? Would that be a neat product?

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And hey, no harassment like "stupid degenerate stoner addict". You don't like weed or my idea just fuck off.

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I like feeling tranquil. The Weed Bomb might make people a little too stoned. You also may want goggles for your eyes. I didn't consider that at first.

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shut up

no one wants to be weed bombed?

This would just lead to weed related terrorism… might be funny though

>>685879
But le consent?

>>685895
kek imagine if that happened

>>685851
Weed humidifiers.

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>>685924
Yeah!!

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>>685895
I could get behind that. There are plenty of people who could use chilling out. Imagine locking the doors of the Republican National Convention and dropping 30 or 40 Weed Bombs on the floor.
It would be like what happens with Grindr but it'd be Doordash instead.

>>685851
Its really important to write these things down before drugs make you forget them. Every stoner/tripper should have a small book with them to write all these ideas down as soon as they come in mind.

They set fire to the weed plantation to incapacitate the enemy army in The Civil War on Drugs.

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>>686101
That's why I posted it here. It's saved in perpetuity now for the ages. Maybe it will float to the top of the brain of some cyborg boy and the future intelligence will "grant his wish", and in his malfunctioning state his wish will be do have my Weed Bomb of 2025 unleashed upon whatever is left of humanity or any living creature that would benefit by being bombed by it.
Super far fetched, but I've seen way dumber stuff posted on imageboard forums.

>>686103
What video is that? It won't let me see it in America.


>>686108
Thanks. Sort of.
I love drugs but I hate that comedy troupe.

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In the future, after years of Virtual Reality and Artificial Intelligence, I see something happening where there's a war for our minds and people don't know what is base reality. They will live so long in weirdo cartoon world that they will "escape" into real reality which will be foreign and novel to them. To them that will be the fantasy realm. Normal thinking and logic will not apply to these people and situations.

They will enter into both worlds and have someone standing before them, pleading for their faith: "I'm real. This is real. I'm real. This is real."

And they won't know which one to believe.
That possible future is going to suck. Does it help any that I have foreseen it? Will it change anything?



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