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Reminder that you cannot be a real Christian without being a young-earth creationist. The whole Christianity since its separation from Judaism is built on the thesis that God had sacrificed his mortal incarnation (Jesus) to atone for the original sin of Adam and remove the guilt of it from humanity. And belief in the original sin of Adam implies that literal, historical Adam had existed and was literal, material progenitor of all humans. And belief in literal, historical Adam implies belief in near-simultaneous divine creation of both universe and humanity no more that ~10000 years ago.

If you claim to be a "Christian" and argue that anything in the book of Genesis should be understood metaphorically, or that the universe, yet alone humanity, is more than 10000 years old, or, Yahweh forbid, that Neanderthals or Erectuses were actual beings that actually existed, I have bad news (or is it a good news?) for you - you are not a real Christian, you are a crypto-Gnostic.

Yeah, Pope Francis was a crypto-Gnostic, as well as a vast majority of modern "Christians" (although this is probably true about a majority of historical "Christians", too).

b-b-b-but lead atoms

god created the world 5 thousand years ago but he put a bunch of fossils and geological evidence around the earth to fool people into believing the earth is older so he can throw them in hell for falling for the trick he purposefully created

>>691411
Who gives a shit? God isn't real.

>no true Christian
Dumb as hell, if you believe in Christ and worship him or his daddy or whatever you're a Christian by definition.
>but that's a contradiction
I can't think of anything more Christian
More importantly, this >>691432

Christianity may have been more gnostic in its origins.
Even a lot of right wing Christians have a gnostic view of things.

>>691454
Are you claiming that Muslims are Christian? They do worship Christ, if only as a prophet and not God.

>>691411
>religion slop

>>691425
no you retard the devil created the fossils (do not ask me who created the devil)

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>>691477
>gnostic
a modern label created by academics to describe several Christian traditions that exhibit one of a handful of cliches but are otherwise often very different from each other.

Playlist on gnosticism from a PhD in Religious Studies
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHsXddZFR9APk3yKAyFbgNxAw82TZgCKs

other related topics

When Did Christianity and Judaism Part Ways?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDG5U0inNlE

The Origins of the Jesus Fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEoKDxmfUdM

How Did the New Testament Form?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCy7NuujCLc

"Orthodoxy" versus "Heresy" in Ancient Christianity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W80CbmfRt9s
4:09-6:03 of this video is, I think, essential to understanding that early development of Christianity was not linear

The Origins of Satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sYhbtk8jJc

Who is Yahweh - How a Warrior-Storm God became the God of the Israelites and World Monotheism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdKst8zeh-U

Yahweh had a wife?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnLSbIivz0M

How did the Nicene Creed form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QoPEaULgM

>>691512
Whatever you like I guess.

>>691542
>ESOTERICA
i like that guys channel but hes kind of weird. you can never tell with these types if they actually believe the bullshit they read or if theyre just curious

>>691542
Yeah, Gnostics are practicers of the versions of Christianity that didn't made it into the final release yadda yadda, but does it matter anymore? Both Orthodox and Catholics repedeatedly threw away Gnosticism centuries ago.

>>691572
i haven't watched much of his stuff but his video on YHWH is mostly talking about archeological evidence of when people who would eventually become Abrahamic monotheists first started worshipping Yahweh, as part of a pantheon, then as the head of a pantheon and national god, then finally as the one and only God.

>>691572
only one of those vids were Esoterica btw. Most of them were ReligionForBreakfast.

>>691432
doesnt matter if theyre real or not THEY must be resisted

>>691411
This is about as relevant to me as saying that "You're not a real Harry Potter fan unless you want to fuck Snape."
It's fictional gibberish.

>>691411
>a vast majority of modern "Christians"
those status quo apologists all support landlords and satanic rape culture though

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Why would anyone want to be a Christian? It's fucking dumb as hell.

>>691653
real christianity was communist

>>691741
>real christianity
>1800 years of christianity are fake and didn't actually exist
what an argument. christianity is what christianity does, the fact that the very early christians had a communal lifestyle is merely an artifact of the circumstances and has nothing to do with the modern communist movement as defined by marx (who you have never read or else you wouldn't be acting smug posting anachronistic nonsense like this)

>>691741
So what? You have the opportunity to be a communist and not be a Christian. Why not choose that?

>>691742
wrong. the romans were bourgeois imperialists and had commodity production, corporations, and a military-industrial complex. christianity was a socialist revolutionary religious sect that preached the abandonment of property (all things held in common), the destruction of marriage (jesus was a virgin and said it is better to not get married), the end of cults and pedos (roman pagan gods always demanded tribute and sacrifice from poor boys and sometimes even enslaving their bodies as well because of temple prostitution), and also preached pacifism (so that proles wouldn't go sign up and die for retarded roman military expansionism).
edit: fixed typos

>>691753
IT'S A CUCK RELIGION.

>>691757
no because Christ was the first human ubermensch

>>691653
no one wants to be a christcuck. why do you think they barely get any new converts? people always convert to cool religions like hinduism, buddhism, or islam. christcucks cant into marketing

>>691753
>>691753
>pedos
What was rabbi yeshua doing to a naked little boy in a public garden during the middle of the night?

>>691741
Real christianity is zionism for shabbos goys

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>>691411
But you're still denouncing and making fun of young-earth creationism, right? I hope you're not endorsing it. I'd expect this type of flat earthery on 4chan but not here.

>>691941
This place sympathises 4chan despite all the anti-rightoid speech on here.

>>691944
Like you sympothise nepharianism

>>691946
Whats that

>>691947
Bring it, ape


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