I am not a force to be taken lightly. I was born and raised in the highly dangerous suburban neighborhood of greensville. I’ll have you know that I was a fourth place wrestling champion at my local high school 20 years ago. Each day I train my mind sleeping on my couch watching police videos. I’ve been trained in martial arts from whence I was a kid and have not needed to train singe I earned my black belt in mcdojo karate. I own a 9mm pistol and an air soft rifle. I weigh 250 pounds (mostly fat) and could easily slam you into the ground with my beer belly. I sparr with my wife in the kitchen pantry each morning before I go out for the real test of my strength at the office. I am alpha, I am manly, I could beat any of you into the ground with ease. Don’t mess with me, you’ll regret it.