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The only good therapist is a dead therapist.
Don't pay those pseudoscientists for their quackery, and more importantly, never tell them anything. Remember that.


>>696119
Seriously. Therapists are only for sad people with no friends or family. I've never had a better, or more therapeutic conversation with my real friends or family, or hell even strangers.

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>>696122
Actually, they're really for self-obsessed and self-centered people. Instead of having real relationships with people who do it pro-bono and don't care about anything but your companionship, where you would have the same kind of conversations, but of course, there would be expected give and take, where you dump on them, ask for sympathy from them, and then in turn, you'd switch places, and you'd play the role of the listener/therapist to them, you get to have a completely one-sided relationship, because you pay them in pieces paper instead of your concern and compassion.

>>696122
> I've never had a better, or more therapeutic conversation with *counselors/therapists than my real friends or family, or hell even strangers.

Livia Soprano says it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYpPnVUPugQ

Like it's obvious on its face that therapy is bullshit. You're feeling depressed and suicidal? Yeah that's fucking normal because you live in a capitalist dystopia with no hope of getting out of it anytime soon, you'd be fucked in the head if you WEREN'T depressed.

Also I know therapists IRL and they're all pseud libshits with problems of their own. I wouldn't trust them with my mental health.

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>>696122
>are only for sad people with no friends or family.
That's me.

Sucks to be you guys, my therapist permanently improved my life and helped me unfuck bad thought-loop habits. He was also a really cool guy, and went out of his way to talk to me even when I couldn't afford any more sessions.

There are good ones out there and I'm immensely lucky to have had one

>>696149
If that was true, why are you postin on this website?

>>696150
Because there's occasionally interesting insights and clever jokes

You guys are alright

>>696151
Even me?

>>696149
Did you fuck him? Did you have thoughts about fucking him?

>>696151
aight, I hjavenpt been to a therapist in over a decade. It's just paying a werid dude to pretend to be interested in you for 100-200$ per hour. You could get a beautiful woman to pretend to be interested you and physically suck your penis for $200 an hour easily .

>>696156
Tbh I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't able to get it mostly covered by insurance. I was in grad school at the time, and the university temporary tripled the coverage for 'mental health' because of covid - so fuck it why not

I was initially just as cynical as posters in this thread about it. He clearly knew the type though, and immediately got to asking some direct uncomfortable questions that made me drop the sardonic cynic act pretty quickly

>>696152
Especially you friend

>>696154
No but I often wish we could've just hung out, he was just a cool guy. There was a temptation to keep scheduling sessions even though it was clear I didn't need them anymore. In fact, he was the one who recognized that it was time for me to move on and stopped the regular schedule himself. His behaviour was completely inconsistent with being someone just looking to cash a cheque.

There really are good ones out there comrades

>>696123
thats wrong, but its true that self centered people tend to be drawn to therapy, and they never get any better and always use it to fuel their own delusions. i think that ultimately therapy doesnt work if you dont want to change

>>696167
>thats wrong,
It's al;ways funny when you give these one word rebuttals with no elaborations like I'm sposed to get it.

>>696168
because it just is? normal people dont have the knowledge and experience require to tackle certain issues. do you seriously think the average person could convince a suicidal man not to kill himself?
its like saying doctors arent needed because you can just ask your mom to take care of you when youre sick

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>>696160
>I was initially just as cynical as posters in this thread about it. He clearly knew the type though, and immediately got to asking some direct uncomfortable questions that made me drop the sardonic cynic act pretty quickly
IF he really has the skills to pay the bills, that's another matter. In my experience, and what I've from others there are two trpes:
>the sounding board
doesn't say anything remotely cognizant that an LLM or rather a pre-LMM chatbot couldn't reply with
>or they're a very opinionated person who wants to dictate your life, but of course, as the stereotype is, only mentally unwell people get into psychology and psychiatry and they will want to puppet your life with their stupid hangups and biases.

>>696171
>because it just is?
Lol you did the meme.

>>696171
>do you seriously think the average person could convince a suicidal man not to kill himself?
Why do you think their credentials+leased prime real estate, makes them not an any average person? Where is the "checks and balances?" This shit is pure pseudo science of course, even in the less pesudo fiedls like medicine, medicine, the same I said applies, most of the people never became competent in the first place despite their certs, and even if they were competent at one point with the literature or whatever, that was 40 years ago.

>>696175
oh ok so youre just a sovereign citizen style schizo who thinks hes smarter than everyone else. sure lets just rely on woo and prayer instead of certified professionals

>>696176
I don't subscribe to anything. People have told me I'm a leader not a follower. You are obviously a follower and I don't ask you follow me, because I ask for non, I just try to incite people to think for themselves with information and logic. It may be to hard for you to internalize right now, but if you work at it, you will be able to one day speak from your own mind instead of most accurately or to be honest, inaccurately quoting your authorities.

Strong disagree. Literally everyone should experience at least a few years of therapy, it would probably fix half the problems in the damn world.

Now, getting a therapist who isn't a fucking idiot, that's another story. It used to be pretty easy before the pandemic, now I swear it's nothing but quacks as far as the eye can see.

>>696177
you people love to tell others to "educate themselves" or "do their own research" yet ive never met one of you who has actually read or studied medicine in a serious manner, at the end of the day your positions are backed by faith just as much as the average clueless joe, except at least the average joe is putting his faith in something that tries to back itself up by science

>>696180
All my experience was pre-pandemic, and I think fundamentally it only works on absolute retards. You are just paying for a friend, who is of course liable to agree with you by financial incentive. I guess if that somehow works for you, and you have nobody who would do this pro-bono for you because they like you or whatever, sure, spend that cash. But it's really nothing, you need to travel far and wide to find a real sage who will listen to your problems and truly offer you sage advice, but you will probably have to dedicate your life to the temple or ashram or whatever.

oh wait he said medicine is pseudoscience, he's just a dumbass, nvm. bye.

>>696181
I know a whole fuckton about medicine through research and most importantly through direct experience in the medical system. Anyone can write anything.

>>696184
>oh wait he said medicine is pseudoscience, he's just a dumbass, nvm. bye.

>>696175
>This shit is pure pseudo science of course, even in the less pesudo fiedls like medicine, medicine,
Perhaps I wasn't clear enough but I was referring to psycho-therapy as opposed to like you know surgery and shit.

in one way or another all my problems stem from being a broke fuck and i don't have the money to go shopping around for a therapist

>>696204
I have finally decided to find myself a therapist only to realize even with insurance covering part of the expense, literally all of them are out of my price range.

i went to a therapist a couple times and i just sat in a chair for an hour while this old lady talked about "nature baths" and buddhist meditation, i never even told her the probable cause of my ocd.

Any therapists want to suck my penis?

I once eviscerated an entire platoon

>>696255
Yeah, I like that post. Please dont turn it into a banner

know someone who was actually fixed thanks to emdr (in just a few weeks). It was after literal years of useless therapy with a useless fraud.
So yeah, therapy can be fraud, but medical professionals can definitely help for real

>>696433
i have done two EMDR sessions before and both made me cry. i was too ashamed to participate in it again and told her i didn’t want to continue with the treatment.

unfortunately, it feels fake and gay to sit and watch my therapist move her index finger around fast style while we get into the details of how i’ve been traumatized and abused over my life.
it feels absurd to have someone asking such intensely personal questions while making gestures such as that.

<even in my most private moments such as those spent secluded in my room or in therapy i feel the eyes of an invisible audience glaring at me. waiting for the slightest slip up, scoffing and laughing

>>696435
it was someone abused in childhood who had ptsd and couldnt have a normal sex life. EMDR did fix it. You should try again. Obviously reliving trauma gonna make you cry, no shame in it. If it seems silly but get result, its not silly.

> i feel the eyes of an invisible audience glaring at me

well fuck them, and fuck your self depreciation. Sticking to your will to improve despite their stupid mockery will show them (and you)

They won't let me have my meds without seeing one.

>thing i dont like is like le police
is this all anarchist theory


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