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let's say hypothetically you're his lawyer
how would you defend him in court?

I don't know anything about law so probably not very well.

I would never defend a murderer

>>701839
Why would I defend a trust fund baby porkie scum who sperged out and killed another porkie because his weekly daddy allowance didn't cover his plastic surgery?

I dont

They already are doing a stellar job actually. The mistrial strategy is working. Policy fucked up, didn't read his miranda rights, unlawful search and seizure, getting evidence dismissed. Pretty great lawyers.

>>701866
Basically, it's all about giving the people in the jury that sympathize with him enough cover through piling up all the incompetence of the police so they get sink the whole thing.

>>701852
Alleged murderer

>>701857
>>701859
porky defense squad arrived

>eyy what murder?
>you got the wrong guy!

>>701839
wasnt there something suspicious about how they found his whereabouts? probably thru illegal NSA surveillance

>>701857
>sperged out
ok Contrapoints

>>702031
some McDonald's employee ratted him out for 30 pieces of silver

>>702033
>>701873
>>701839
Glazing mofo

>>702031
I think Luigi was a hitman

I would plead that he is insane bourgeois nepobaby kaczynskite so he can get the psychiatric treatment he needs.
>>702031
Doesnt matter
>>701866
Doesnt matter. You are insane if you think first degree murder is negated because didnt read miranda

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"Your honor, my client is based + handsome + the victim had it coming. I rest my case."

>>702042
Yeah. Basically that. I'd self-defense too. Perhaps I'm a legal dolt, but I think self-defense could do some real heavy-lifting.

When they'd accuse him, I'd say "I disagree".

roll to shoot the judge

>>701839
Legally? I would just do the best I can.

Illegally? I would try to start a public campaign to make everyone aware of jury nullification.

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>>702034
and he didn't receive more than 4 pieces lmao

Luigi the judge

stfu your honour you dont even know him

>>702113
Based proletarian ratting and wrecking alt-right trust fund nepobaby lives

>lawyer
yeah pbs defending pbs


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