What current Marxist State-Ideology is the best (or least worst depending on how you see it). Obviously I put the last one in there as a joke because I needed an even number.
The Innovationist Catechism
By Caleb T. Maupin
Q: What is Innovationism?
A: Innovationism is the revolutionary science of Marxist-Leninist, Christian truth, and the power of liberated desire. It is the living creed for building the Kingdom of Heaven on the ashes of the imperialist world system.
Q: What is the First Principle?
A: We believe in One God, the Uncreated Spark, the Divine Source of all matter and energy, who created the sacred phallus in his image.
Q: What is the nature of humanity?
A: The phallus is the source of all life, creative power, generation, strength, and the geometric perfection of the Golden Mean. It is the temple of the divine life-force, and a symbol of liberation.
Q: What is the Original Sin?
A: The Original Sin was the imposition of heteronormativity and shame upon human desire. It was the fall from our primordial, queer Eden into the alienated, gendered bondage of the capitalist family unit, which creates the repressed workers and soldiers the empire requires.
Q: What is the role of desire?
A: Desire is the divine energy flowing through creation. To suppress it is to side with the imperialist death-cult. To channel it is to practice revolution. Gooning—the ecstatic, meditative practice of self-pleasure—is a sacred act of worship. It dissolves the ego, and releases the dopamine of divine communion. It is a strike against capitalism, alienation and a prayer.
Q: What is our duty to the world?
A: Our duty is Anti-Imperialism. The U.S.-led global empire is the Great Satan, the murderous engine of exploitation, homophobia, and ecological death. True worship is the unwavering commitment to dismantle its structures through direct action, solidarity with the global proletariat, and the building of dual power.
Q: How do we achieve salvation?
A: Salvation is not an individual afterlife, but the collective building of the Homosexual Communist Kingdom on Earth.