A list of ways to guarantee you ain't gettin' any mushy pussy.
>Being a coomer
>Bringing up politics
>Bringing up philosophy
>video games
>Living on imageboards
>Edgelord "humor"
>Asking about being a parent
>texting
>Shitposting
>Having no friends (Red flag.)
>Having no exes (Even bigger red flag.)
>Talking like a academic
>Asking to touch
Two sides of the same coin:
>Unironic waifu shit (You're not dating an anime character.)
>Tik Tok sluts on your phone
brahs, post yours.