having trouble with life? want to reach the nice paid for good life goals you want and the college you want, without loans? want popularity?. . just pretend to be a Jew bro, lie your way into Judaism

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Anonymous 26-08-25 17:37:57 No.703606

having trouble with life? want to reach the nice paid for good life goals you want and the college you want, without loans? want popularity?

just pretend to be a Jew bro, lie your way into Judaism

Anonymous 26-08-25 17:41:42 No.703607

sonetimes i unironically think about this

Anonymous 26-08-25 17:44:40 No.703609

>>703606
Okay? And? So? He is still a wagie. He is not borgeisie.

Anonymous 26-08-25 17:45:37 No.703613

Its made up story. Jews probably all know each other and can tell each other apart.

Anonymous 26-08-25 17:47:45 No.703615

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>>703606
I've thought of it to get an authentic torah and talmud from a synagogue to analyze and criticize, but its too much effort, just going to have to order some not so authentic shortened translated versions from some lame liberal publisher instead with a poopy cover like picrel

Anonymous 26-08-25 17:48:34 No.703616

>>703613
there are records of hezbollah and west bank arabs sneaking in weapons out of israel or attackers by pretending to wear kippahs and faking licenses, and this being the reason behind hannibal strategy.

im saying it happened before

Anonymous 26-08-25 17:50:59 No.703620

>>703616
Hm, stupid jews. Anyway, whats a hannibal strategy?

Anonymous 26-08-25 17:51:01 No.703621

>>703613
yeah its a tight knit community and difficult to integrate unless you study it enough. eventually they'll ask what school you went to or if you knew this person etc… This is the problem some people who converted had when trying to hide the fact they converted.
ive been pol chinlets pretend to be jewish and you can see them a mile off.

Anonymous 26-08-25 17:53:41 No.703629

>>703621
What are you a jew?

Anonymous 26-08-25 17:58:55 No.703641

>>703621
Why tf would anyone convert to jewishness?

Anonymous 26-08-25 18:05:25 No.703648

>>703641
to be chosen

Anonymous 26-08-25 18:05:30 No.703649

>>703606
This post reeks of ressentiment and slave morality

Anonymous 26-08-25 18:06:02 No.703650

>>703648
And?

Anonymous 26-08-25 18:08:07 No.703653

>>703641
christians claim to be the true israelites, so you tell me?

Anonymous 26-08-25 18:09:43 No.703655

>>703653
Whataboutism. Also answered a question with a question. You are a jew arent you? Playing rabbi and shiet.

Anonymous 26-08-25 18:12:42 No.703658

Seething about jews is soy and slave morality and ressentiment

Anonymous 26-08-25 18:15:37 No.703659

Actually a good thread to remind everyone that jewish identity will survive communism. Many ethnicities and nationalities will be gone but the jews will remain jews. There WILL be jews and goys under communism. If you have a problem with that you are an antisemite.

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