What were some dumb un-leftist things you did before you were radicalized into communism or anarchism or whatever the fuck
For me it would probably be standing for the pledge of allegiance in elementary/middle school. I never realized until I was 16 or so how dystopian that shit is. I stood for the pledge every day during the entire first Trump administration and also a lot during the Biden administration, And kids on the other side of the planet were getting drone striked while I did it.
>>704601Unironically thinking things were the best they have ever been in history, watching cringe liberal "comedy", explaining to my parents why Stalin was worse than Hitler
as a g🤮rman.
Top Ten reasons why you're still a revisionist
1. still not the chairman of your country. Too many CEOs but not a single chairman. Be that chairman or you’re a revisionist
3. you only hit the maoist Gym 7 times a day
4. you only redistribute 99.99% of your income away for poor people and your fellow workers
5. you still masturbate to traditional (AKA reactionary) porn. you're still filling the deep pockets of big exploitative Canadian porky porn companies like porn hub when you should instead be masturbating to the abstract ideas of a better, more equal world in your head while jerking you're penis, therefore forcing the revisionist energy away from your body and replacing it with true communist SOVL. (alternatively, get drained like mao by a sex worker who knows she's helping you reach a marxist state of mind, in fact, encourages you to reach it)
6. you only dedicate a part of your time (AKA the people's time) for world revolution and emancipation of the workers
7. you still have that revisionist "i got work in the morning" mentality
8. you haven't organised secret Unions to kidnap and torture your local exploitative Senator at the age of 14
9. zero contacts with Naxalite Red Terror Cells in the third world
10. you are not completely tribalist in your ideas
When a person of your exact ideology posts, you agree
When he speaks, you listen
When he finishes speaking, you applaud just like the followers of Mao and Stalin
When he tells a joke, you laugh
When he replies to your post, you kneel no matter what he said
When he helps you, you owe Him eternal gratitude
When a person from your ideology wrongs you, you forgive him.
When a person from your exact ideology is born, God rejoices
If that ideology has 100 friends and followers, you are one of them
If it has only 1 friend, that’s you
If the entire World is against your ideology, then you are against the entire World
If no one in the World supports my ideology, then i have left this World already, for this ideology is not mine, I am hers.
>>704752being historically progressive =/= improving quality of live
Liberal whig history creates this myth about economy, culture and education in The West being "the best it ever was in history". None of these are unambiguously better than they were throughout history though. The productive forces build up under capitalism don't mean shit, if they're mostly used to prop up wage slavery or directly feed back into capital accumulation.