Trump might be woke now
If you don’t know who John Fetterman is he’s a senator who originally was a socdem but he fucking had a stroke and became an annoying extremely pro-Israel Bill Maher-Style Anti-Woke liberal. But since Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in days he probably pulled a reverse Fetterman and became woke so his cabinet did the Right-Wing version of of the Gorbachev kidnapping only successful and locked him in his room and are running the country in secret. The poor guy is probably banging on the door screaming for them to let him out while doing land acknowledgements saying “Let me outta here, you have no right to keep me here on stolen Piscataway land!”
Obviously I’m joking (Unfortunately)