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I don't remember. I know when I was at the age that I first started to get wet dreams, I would get them literally multiple nights in a row and thought I was peeing the bed, but whenever I scrambled to wake up and get to the bathroom, there was no pee.

last tuesday

I don't remember when I last peed my pants, but I do remember when I last pooped my pants. I getting ready for work when I noticed vitamin C pills I had bought a long time ago (and later I confirmed they were expired) and decided to take one to see if I would feel more energetic. Almost immediately my stomach felt a bit grumbly but I chalked it up as something that would go away soon and left. When I arrived at the bus stop (around 600 meters from my home) suddenly I felt a strong urge to shit which I obviously couldn't do there, so I tried to hold it. Well, the short story is that I couldn't hold it so I had to walk back home while shit was leaking from my pants in to my shoes and to the ground. I saw no one outside during my trip back home, but this was in the winter so there was a noticeable shit trail going to my door. I tried covering it up with snow after I cleaned myself, but I'm sure people saw it.

>>706316
>When was the last time you peed yourself?
when I was probably 7 or 8 (am mid 30s)
when adult I never pissed myself, even when really drunk
unless you count like spilling a little dick splash because you didn't shake it off enough before putting it back in your pants. But I don't really count that.
>>706319
Never once had a wet dream. I always found the idea of them bizarre. I've had sex dreams, but i never wake up from them with jizz in my pants

>>706321
>decided to take one to see if I would feel more energetic
bruh those are just for your immune system. it's B12 that makes you feel energetic which is why they put it in energy drinks. But some people have issues absorbing that and need shots or sublingual drops.
>expired
I've never let vitamins expire. I just take one multivitamin every day until the bottle runs out.

I remember I peed myself at the urinal in a Kmart restroom when I was 9 years old. I just couldn't hold it in and couldn't open my zipper quick enough. The restroom was in the back of the store and I had to walk through the whole store to get back to the parking lot and get to the car. That wasn't the last time I peed myself though just the most embarrassing time. I think the last time it happened I was about 12

Haven't peed myself in years but I shit myself just last month in public.

I have unlocked the power to piss in my dreams without pissing for real.

>>706541
What happened? Why did you shit yourself?

>>706553
He just liked how it feels.

>>706316
When I piss standing a few drops fall on my pants, it's more noticeable if I'm wearing sweatshorts but idk if that counts

I only piss standing when in public bathrooms because they're gross tho

>>706553
Food poisoning, didn't think it was as bad as it was.

>>706716
Did the feds poison you?

>>706724
I hate it when they do that.