/siberia/ - Off-topic

I don't give a shit about my country. I have literally no national conscious what-so-ever. My being born here was nothing more than an arbitrary imposition by an uncaring material reality. I don't think of myself "belonging" to my country any more than I do being imprisoned by preexisting contexts which I had no control over. I have no unique "essence" by virtue of birth.

am I the only one who thinks it's cringe to do product placement with the hammer and sickle like this

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vibrators are a bizarre mockery of god's holy phallus. the phallus is perfect, a reflection of the golden ratio of Pythagoras. it is alive. it has a soul. What is the vibrator but a cheap plastic commodity? designed in boardrooms and pumped out of Bangladeshi sweatshops to be sold at markets to prove a simulation of pleasure, while some ceo gets rich. this is late capitalism at its finest. throw it away in the trash. smash it. burn the heresy. reject satan and demand the real.
i see some of you bourgeois feminists say: but Caleb? what about agency? what about empowerment? you call being dependent on some gizmo that'll break in six months and needs to be constantly recharged 'agency'? don't make us laugh.

>>706545
under gobmunism all wands will be made with no corporate alliegance or trademark inshallah

I’m an American so my country is actually 102 years older than the vibrator. Although my country is the great oppressor so there isn’t much to be proud of.

>>706651
apple pies?
invention of modern mass gooning (the commodification)
guns if you're into that?
abolition of slavery? (way too late tbh but better late than never when you're the great opressor)
too many technological advances? lightbulb or the internet? (again, before mass commodification)
living on a land of the ole cherookee and natives? (i don't know maybe feel proud to share a land with them?)
revolutionization of flying? the wright bros?
helping in defeating the nazis? (ignore the aftermath atleast you did)
fried chicken and crab rangoons?
the noir and western genres? (before hollywood commodification of the novels)


look im trying to find the little nice things in america you can be proud of, i really am im not even from america, and the only leftist things i know about america is hellen keller and the tenesse coal miners putting porky in the ground

Ok so?
There are countries that existed for a few millennia but underwent massive ethnic displacements

>>706548
Welcome back Aimee Terese.

>the first vibrators were used medically on women privates as "stress relievers" and primarily called as such
can't make this stuff up