Which Tetris Piece Looks The Most Like A Penis With Balls
Did you have you ever played that game Tetris? You probably know of it from years ago, which way the block goes and how you put it down to make lines. Make lines, clear the game. Simple. Well i noticed when I looked at it that there might be… just a little something more… youll see what i mean.
They say when youre a pervert, you see messed up stuff. The world makes on a new color that you couldnt have thought of if you werent one of those types of guys. And sure, we all have our own problems, Foibles we took, chances we didnt mind. We didnt take the high road when we could have because we were down dirty in the dumps. Now myself, I dont know… am I a pervert? I wouldnt say so. But i like to think imagination about penis and balls. Sue me. Im a guy, youre a guy im guessing, probably if youre reading this. Maybe youre not. But lets face it – We cant stop thinking about penis and balls.
Lets get down to brass talks. What one of these pieces looks the most like our old favorite classic, the Mans Penis and Balls.
As I see it, you have basically 5 pieces you can make. Which one looked the biggest like a penis? Lets talk about it.
1. The Box "O"
Throw this piece of shit right in the trash can. Wow, great, that basically looks like one ball at best. And not even a good ball. Fuck you.
2. The Squigglers or S and Z
OK, I dont know what the hell they were thinking on this one. Yeah maybe if i stuck my penis and balls into a door and slammed the door. Fucking dumbass. Do you know how stupid you look right now? Its absolutely pathetic you tried to do this in front of me. Go eat shit.
3. Famous T
Hmm. Now were starting to cook on gas. This one has what youd call a classic cross shape, THe penis itself shooting out the middle with the two familiar balls on the side. The "penis" and "balls" are the same size, which I think you wouldnt have if your penis was huge and long like mine or Justin Biebers lol, but were taking on the shape of what you might say is the trusty Penis and Balls We Want. Thank you for trying now instead of just fucking around.
4. Long
This is a nice try but its only the most basic looking like a penis and im not seeing any balls. Its long which is tempting to say is like a penis, because we all want to have a big long honker to trot out, but lets face it. Its missing just as much as important as the penis: the balls. Good effort but no thank you.
5. L and J, aka Were Home Baby
If you ask me, these guys are the ones that look the most like the funny "male equipment" were always giggling about with my girl friends (impression of a girl or gay type). These things have it all, but with a twist: its from the side. Balls may dangle or rest, the long part of the penis goes out, forming the familiar and beloved shape we all have and love - The penis with attached Scrotum Including Balls. Thank you for doing this and ill buy 100 of them, lol.
Conclusion
Well folks that about does it. I think its settled on once and for all. We won and maybe we learned a few things along the way. I dont know what else people are asking for when they spend their time, its like how much more can you get. Why do you keep taking all this from people when you should be giving. You try to spend it out but theres just nowhere to put it. So might my point be, why dont we look and see what in our lives we can notice. And to share it with your friends - truly sublime.