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10/12/2025 - IT WILL COME

cancel all of your future plans, stay away from tall trees, don't look at clocks, and say goodbye to your loved ones just in case

Is it DD/MM/YYYY or MM/DD/YYYY? Couldn't you have used the standard date format, YYYY-MM-DD?

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i don't get it this is the first search result

>>707537
>>707539
Great job OP you doomed probably half of us because you couldn't follow ISO 8601 specifications. Thanks for nothing asshole

>>707539
>>707546
It's M/D/Y.

>>707544
It's much worse than this. The media is not aware of it yet, and when it becomes widespread I don't think they'll cover it in order to not cause worldwide panic. I beg all of you to please take care.

what the fuck is this shit? am I the only one that doesnt get it?

>>707588
You wouldn't believe it if I told you what is going to happen in october 12. Please be careful.

>>707818
I don't need to make anything up because you'll soon see for yourself. And no, I'm not a fucking time traveler, I have insider info. Please listen to my warnings: stay away from tall trees and don't look at clocks.

god is going to punish humanity for our attacks agaisnt israel. all of the planet will burn and all non jews will go to hell

>>707537
Don't spoil the surprise release date of Balan Wonderworld 2

I'm gonna come

>>707537
ive seen some schizos posting something like this on /x/ recently except a month off. did one of you get the date wrong or something?
is this a coincidence or organised or what?

>>707586
it'll happen in two weeks bro some guy on /x/ has been telling me that it would happen 2 years ago

>>707537
Yawwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

well?…what happened?

>>708850
Its either in October or December apparently, sounds like a mix of creeypastas to me though. I listened to a creepypasta story about plants growing too much and trees growing big and falling onto buildings and their roots growing to strangle people, I dunno about the clocks though.

>Inb4 for some schizo shooting up a walmart

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>>708877
>Inb4 picrel 2

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OP here
https://www.cbs19news.com/butterfly-shaped-hole-appears-on-the-sun/article_516132e8-4e5c-54da-adfc-3a7163de347c.html

This was not caused by solar winds. They're already here, and people are already dying, so please stay safe.

>>708919
Who tf is "they""?????????

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>>708919
Thank you for your hidden knowledge dear scientist / enlightened insider person who shares this warning about an existential threat to humanity specifically on a shitposting board on an obscure site, I accept the terms and conditions and will stand near tall trees while looking at clocks.

>>708920
I have no idea how I could possibly describe in words what they are because we don't understand yet. But we know that they're able to communicate through people, so there's a high likelyhood that this poster: >>708962 is a victim and it's too late for them. Please stay away from tall trees and don't look at clocks.

>>708995
Lmao I'm a victim of alien sexual assault or something, its incredibly that aliens would enjoy the same retardation as I usually do.
What happens if I smoke blunts while the aliens are possessing me? Will they get high too?

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>>708995
>don't look at clocks.
this is like a clock dumbass uygha

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>>708995
I live in a forest, and I have an analog clock on my wall.

>>708995
>But we know that they're able to communicate through people
That's like extracorporeal fiction and shit, I watched an SCP explained video about one of them where its like a girl dissapears when walking in the park with her boyfriend and he starts seeing her talking through other people and objects and shiet
wouldin't that be fucking awesome though? to exist yet have no body just like go spectator mode

>>708995
External intelligence that uses humans as conduits would be a great thing to happen, humanity is retarded, this can only be good.

>>708996
It's a common horror movie trope that the skeptical people who make fun of the scary thing get attacked first or something, if I'm already possessed by the aliens (I'm looking at the clock and near a tall tree) then its very disappointing cause I'm trying to talk to myself to get a response out of the alien possessing me and I'm not having the alien respond back to me from my body.

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>>708919
If aliens are doing this they must be advanced, maybe even immortal, humanity should collaborate. Never forgit the Breencast

<It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a collaborator, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of collaboration? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to collaborate is simply a refusal to grow–an insistence on suicide, if you will.



<Did the lungfish refuse to breathe air? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance. Would we model ourselves on the trilobite? Are all the accomplishments of humanity fated to be nothing more than a layer of broken plastic shards thinly strewn across a fossil bed, sandwiched between the Burgess shale and an eon's worth of mud?


<In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for mother's milk, when our true sustenance awaits us among the stars. And only the universal union that small minds call 'The Combine' can carry us there.


<Therefore I say, yes, I am a collaborator. We must all collaborate, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of unification. And reap we shall.

>>709005
Based, long live the universal union

>>708995
>But we know that they're able to communicate through people
What did they say OP? If you know they can communicate through people then what did you talk about with them?

>>708995
I'm that poster again, I'm going to pee with my back turned away from the big tree, I hope the aliens don't try anything funny while I'm peeing, unless they've already possessed me in which case I will remain in control of my body to pee and they will have to witness it. Maybe I'm the first human that aliens will witness peeing.

>>708998
I fucking hate that gif.

>>709012 (Me)
Still looking at clocks, where are the aliens at? OP you didn't deliver OP you're a fag

>>708997
It's simple, just don't look at it.

>>708996
>>709003
>>709012
>>709020
You're very likely already a puppet, so there's no reason for anyone to believe the things you say about how you feel. The person you're manipulating is already dead, there's nothing of them left. And I'm not afraid of you by the way. Try and get me, plasmoid motherfuckers.

>>709037
Ok I'm dead and a plasmoid alien, OP you're still a fag


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