/siberia/ - Off-topic

My family is not dysfunctional but I am.

everytime i hear the phrase nuclear family, i imagine a large family of mentally ill mom and pop and children living near chernobyl exclusion zone wastematter

#englishsecondlanguageproblems

I love my family.

I don't really talk to my family and I live with them. Honestly I think that if I had moved out like a normal person my age had done long ago I'd see them even less. Of course I don't really talk to anybody so I would probably just be sitting quietly in my own place watching some slop or maybe gooning by myself when not at work.

If you're American, all of your family members let this happen to you.

>>711286
Thankfully my family didn't do this. Although I've got the opposite problem in regards to my foreskin. I don't know how my penis would feel if I could stretch the foreskin back but it doesn't sound pleasant but apparently many women are grossed out by foreskin or so I've heard. I don't know personally

>>711288
Not a single woman cares about foreskin dude

parents really do be asking you to help them go to get groceries from a store one block away because they are "tired" or "old" right after telling you back in their youth To get to school they had to walk 15 km in 2 meter high snow on a road that was uphill BOTHWAYS While doing so having to kill three wolves and one wild boar and a bear who were following them from the rocky way home.

>>711325
i heard and seen women care about the way their bf eats his breakfast or the odor of his semen, or other trivial stuff and breaking up over it.. safe to assume a minority care about it

>>711325
>women have one opinion
wtf is wrong with you?

>>711649
That's the secret: you never know which will prefer with, which will prefer without, and which don't give a fuck.
>and breaking up over it
Actually? Storytime.

>>711286
Hello, my name is anon, and I suffered genital mutilation.
<hi anon
But what the fuck are those psychotic reactions… holy shit.

>>711286
Yes, let me send this to my mom now 40 years after I was born.

>>711062
None of your fucking business.