Women of leftypol. I am now accepting applications for the position of being my girlfriend. This is what you need to know about me:
>passionate about binge watching video essays while not retaining any information about them. I will still feel intellectually superior to everyone else for watching obscure video essays even if I have nothing to show for it.
>I may get aggressive if I encounter an insecurity of mine. I will not tell you about my insecurities beforehand to maintain a façade of confidence, which means you will stumble over landmines you didn‘t even suspect existed.
>I am full of resentment for every wrong doing that has ever happened to me and because I stuff down my emotions I am a ticking time bomb. It‘s just a matter of time I kill someone, and it‘s probably going to be someone least responsible for it.
>I derive my entire self-worth from having been told as a child how smart I am and that I am going places. Now that hasn‘t happened yet, but it‘s going to happen any day now once my crypto investments pay off.
>My entire knowledge about socializing and sex comes from fictional content. I may or may not bring you flowers to our first date and I may or may not attempt anal full nelson when we have sex the first time. You will have to teach me all the do‘s and don‘t‘s and perhaps I will listen.
>I‘m 6‘3
But enough about me babygirl. Tell me all about yourself.
>>711170how swole/busted are u? and are you a revisionist?
>>711196based
>>711176>randal literally whopost a photo I'm too busy gooning
>and I can only cum if you lick my assholeis this chihuaha?
>>711252t. new misogynistic graped by peter theil cishet moid meme
>>711170>>711196also wait did you mean to say that u r a trans guy and also 6 foot 3? did u go on puberty blockers?
chudxiblings…