How many bowels do you move a week? Chud 7 gang reporting in. One day, one poop. Everything more is bourgeois degeneracy.

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Anonymous 21-09-25 20:41:23 No.711530

How many bowels do you move a week? Chud 7 gang reporting in. One day, one poop. Everything more is bourgeois degeneracy.

Anonymous 21-09-25 20:43:30 No.711533

I think I'm close to Russian numbers. I'm a very nervous person and I like going to the toilet at least at home.

Anonymous 21-09-25 20:45:21 No.711535

>>711533
Lame. I shit everywhere. Public toilets, friend's home, work, on the train, in my pants, into a bush, doesn't matter. I shit when and where I please.

Liberate your slavish poop habits

Anonymous 21-09-25 20:46:28 No.711537

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What the fuck is going on in North Macedonia?

Anonymous 21-09-25 20:47:33 No.711540

>>711537
Massive turds

Anonymous 21-09-25 20:48:11 No.711541

>>711537
They transcended the limitations of the human form. They store shit in the ballz and defecate only when absolutely necessary.

Anonymous 21-09-25 20:48:16 No.711542

How the hell Irish stand just going twice a week? And Iceland is barely better at 3. I get it's gross and you might not wipe well but still. Do they suffer a lot of constipation?

Anonymous 21-09-25 20:51:24 No.711543

>>711542
Didn't notice North Macedonia. Once a week? That's crazy to me

Anonymous 21-09-25 20:52:47 No.711544

>Italy
>55 shits a week
>7.8 shits a day
>One shit every three hours, but assuming they don't shit while sleeping, that's one shit every one and a half hours.

Anonymous 21-09-25 20:55:09 No.711546

>>711544
Imagine living with an Italian family of five. Your whole life is nothing but queueing for the loo.

Anonymous 21-09-25 21:01:30 No.711548

>>711546
Loo and the kitchen. Your italian momma is supplying the entire family with poop fuel

Anonymous 21-09-25 21:02:43 No.711549

Italians must have small pellets for poops like rabbits

Anonymous 21-09-25 21:09:08 No.711552

theres no way that shit is true. people are just trolling these polls

Anonymous 21-09-25 21:12:42 No.711554

>>711552
Unscientific

Anonymous 21-09-25 21:50:22 No.711564

Need an Italian, Spanish, French, and/or German wife

Anonymous 21-09-25 23:08:57 No.711586

How the fuck do you shit 5 times a day what the fuck kind of stuff do you eat

Anonymous 21-09-25 23:22:35 No.711588

7-10 depending

Anonymous 21-09-25 23:23:30 No.711589

I don't believe this graph

Anonymous 21-09-25 23:42:10 No.711591

>>711586
I eat a lot of beans and burritos and Mexican food. A lot of fruit I'd available chips and cookies and I like nutella and peanut butter sandwiches. I also like drinking a lot of soda if it's available. I drink a cup of coffee everyday. But I think anxiety also helps cause a lot of my bowel movements.

Anonymous 22-09-25 00:57:16 No.711600

I shat 3 times today! :]

Anonymous 22-09-25 17:44:04 No.711744

>>711600
3 too many. Culminating poop inside your bowels give you superpowers after 5 days.

Anonymous 23-09-25 02:04:37 No.711864

>>711552
no everything is true

Anonymous 23-09-25 03:47:40 No.711873

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Anonymous 23-09-25 03:54:41 No.711874

oatmeal is dialectical materialist because its ratio of soluble and insoluble fiber softens and speeds up poop but also hardens and slows it down

Anonymous 23-09-25 07:22:07 No.711906

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it's taken from this

Anonymous 23-09-25 09:23:11 No.711910

>>711906
No way, what's the connection between bowel movements and world heritage sites?

Anonymous 23-09-25 12:37:47 No.711933

>>711530
2-4 times a week.

Anonymous 23-09-25 13:26:50 No.711945

Haughty French gf that is constantly taking massive turds and makes you go to the bathroom every time she has to take a dump which apparently is over six times a day. VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVGGGGGGHHHHH

Anonymous 27-09-25 07:24:05 No.712742

>>711906
Kek

Anonymous 27-09-25 07:24:56 No.712743

>>711906
The fucker who did this is a master troll

Anonymous 27-09-25 07:49:07 No.712744

>>711910
There is no connection. They just took an older version of the UNESCO map and pretended it has to do with shits. Nobody shits 58 times a week. That's ridiculous. Most people have 1 or 2 bowel movements a day. On the more constipated end you'll have people who only have 3-5 BMs a week. On the more irritable end you have people who shit 3-5 times a day.

Anonymous 28-09-25 13:13:46 No.712966

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>>711548
>>711546
Bein an Italian housewife is suffering.

Anonymous 28-09-25 13:47:07 No.712970

mmm

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