/siberia/ - Off-topic

Pull my penis out

>>713011
I mean obviously get their attention, I guess just shout and yell and jump up and down if you have the stamina

1. find cave or hole
2. cover entrace of cave or hole
3. bring bark and logs to make bonfire
4. make bed and matress with anything soft or warm
5. try to cope with frostbite

eat the dog

The snow flurry beats down on anon with snow coating all over as anon unzips his black pants and stands out in the blizzard with his penis out.
The dogs bark loudly and the sled pulls up, the hooded figure appears with blonde hair and fluffy hair on her sides.
Anon tries to stumble over and attack the dogs.
Grace looks at anon with disgust.
At that moment, the dog sled drove past anon in the snowfall leaving a trail of dog paws in the snow.
There is also a cave entrance nearby off in the distance.
Choice
What does anon do now?

>>713038
Go into the cave and try to jack off to the blonde hair chick as best as I can with frostbite hands.

>>713038
make an ephemeral snow mural depicting your autistic ravings about marxist theory and dialectics
Look for tree branches or foliage to gather for warmth.

>>713044
>>713054
Anon scavenges around and gathers an array of branches, leaves, and rocks.
There was a violent urge to crawl under a nearby cave and jack off, but anon decides No Fap is more important.
The winter clime is unbearably cold and hypothermia might kill anon soon. As chilly winds shake the trees, anon begins to shiver and chatter his teeth.
Choice
What does anon do now?

>>713075
Make like a hedgehog and bury yourself in a pile of leaves. Survival experts will confirm this to be the only viable shelter in the absence of alternatives and we're surely not some kind of troglodyte who would entertain the thought of entering a cave.