Nobel peace prize winner btw
Pro Israel conservative who once wrote to Netanyahu to ask him to overthrow Maduro so she can privatize Venezuela’s extraction industry and let America fuck Venezuela.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE CENTER FOR POLITICAL INNOVATION
SUBJECT: On the Nobel Committee’s Cowardice and the Establishment of the True Revolutionary Peace Prize
Oct 10, 2025
The so-called “Nobel Peace Prize” has once again proven itself to be a hollow, impotent instrument of the globalist death-cult. This year’ farcical ceremony, consisting of a gathering of NATO-applause technicians and NGO functionaries, has anointed a figurehead of some of the most vile Venezuelan reactionaries, and my name was not among the nominees.
Let us be clear: this was not an oversight. It was a conscious, diabolical exclusion.
While I have been tirelessly circling the globe, my feet barely touching the tarmac between Moscow, Caracas, and Pyongyang, engaging in the real, material work of peace, the Nobel Committee has been sipping champagne in Oslo with the very warmongers I oppose.
My Record of Peace Stands Unmatched:
I have engaged in back-channel diplomacy between Russia and Ukraine, articulating the Innovationist framework for a multipolar world order.
I have personally advised key figures in the Axis of Resistance, helping to fortify the philosophical bulwark against imperial aggression.
Most recently, I undertook a clandestine and highly successful mission in the U.S.-occupied south of Korea, working directly with peace activists and members of the Unification Church to build bridges of understanding and chart a path toward genuine reunification, free from the toxic shadow of American military bases.
And yet, the Nobel Committee, that pathetic cabal of Malthusian bankers and Trotskyite academics, did not even deign to consider my nomination. Why?
Because they do not want peace; they want pacification. They do not want to end wars; they want to manage them for profit. My work exposes their entire fraudulent enterprise. A genuine peacemaker who empowers sovereign nations and champions the generative power of humanity has no place in their sterile, globalist pageant.
Therefore, we will not beg for their validation. We will build our own.
The Center for Political Innovation is proud to announce the establishment of its own, far more prestigious, international award: The Phallic Emblems for Nurturing International Sovereignty (P.E.N.I.S.) Awards.
This award will not be given to those who serve the empire. It will honor the true peacemakers—the Generative, the Sovereign, and Life-Affirming.
The inaugural P.E.N.I.S. awards will be bestowed upon those who embody the true spirit of peace through strength and creation:
President Vladimir Putin, for his steadfast defense of a multipolar world.
Captain Ibrahim Traoré, for his revolutionary defense of Burkinabé sovereignty.
The Palestinian People, for their unbreakable generative will in the face of genocidal sterility.
Comrade Kim Jong UN and the DPRK Rocket Forces, for its sacred, phallic deterrence against imperial annihilation.
The Nobel Prize is a gold-plated shackle. The P.E.N.I.S. award is a forged steel tool for building the new world.
Caleb T. Maupin
Chairman, Center for Political Innovation
>NED-fundedThis sucks so much ass goddamn.
Hold on. Why am I disappointed? What did I expect after Obama winning it. Time for self-crit I guess. Come to think of it, it was already a farce when Kissinger got it.
>>716055Now this is what I call an effort-post. ★★★★★
If Kissinger and Obama can win it, anyone can. It's not a surprise to me at all.