I was about the beat off then I realised something fucking embarrassing.
The cardboard box with all the fucking ridiculous titles I just realised it was on the public fucking table. The toy was in my room in full view because I wasnt expecting them to go there.
I even asked my dad to go searching through my stuff for some clothes. He wouldve for sure seen it and my fucking retarded brother would have found it as soon as they came in.
Im in another city at the moment and agreed for them to stay at my place fuck fuck fuck.
No wonder dad seemed a bit apprehensive talking to me on the phone. I hope he doesnt throw that shit away it was over $200 fucking expensive. Hes gonna tell mum too when he gets back
They should already how much of a degenerate you already are. They raised you after all so they shouldn't be too surprised.
Just never mention it and if they bring it up deny everything.
average leftypol transhumanist:
Shouldve just got DRAINED by a hooker. Better experience and minimal evidence.