average "rich society" fan
>wake up on 7:42 exactly as any other day ever, not doing otherwise is barbaric lazy and savage as fuck
>brush teeth exactly as the teacher-nurse from kindergarden 12 years ago taught you
>heil your family tree hanged on the wall and thank god for protestant work ethics and being born in this country
>use chemically proven soap and cologne and a floss and so many other percise tools for the job
>see neighbor
>"hey Steve"
>"hey Hans"
>*nods*
>**nods harder*
>ride in your over-engineered Audi that's been checked 1 year fully and has no problems other than the fuel you're using being a little bit stronger than recommended
>arrive exactly on time
>work for 7 hours in forklifting
>go to the beer hall (or pub if you're english)
>note; we ran out of salmons
>buy them from store with some beers from government issued liquor store…yeah that's it buy them did you expect something wierd to be written?
>go home (you are 21 but with your own house)
>check autism score on the internet
>114
>damn…you are still a midwit, maybe 12th or 9th in intelligence in the whole warehouse, but maybe soon you'll get that promotion and be a genius
>play work simulator after you just left work…in forklifting….you just really like euroforklift simulator 4 on steam
>cook and eat potato and salmon, and that kebab you bought..eat it. taste very good..
>finally have free time to relax after you did all your chores at the glorious hour of…7PM…time to watch new episode of singermann or that crime drama running since 1979 everyone watches religiously, tonight is episode 19.742 season 111
>some push ups before bed to help stimuate the muscles
>sleep well knowing your health, height, muscle mass, intelligence and life are well rounded and all your tasks are complete, you are a pride to the nation and yourself and any future wife will find you safe and a functioning husband
vs average "poor, corrupt society but nice food" enjoyer
>wake up at….*yawwn* 9am and something
>brush teeth well
>eat a garlic cloves because some guy on youtube said it increases testosterones
>pray to allah if you're MENA or mom mary the venerated if you're from PIGS (spain italy greece portugal)
>cook something well…tastes really fucking good, kitchen is full of aroma, and your heart of colesterole..your kitchen sink looks full…spice can went dry
>put oil on your hair to look stylish
>leave mom's house (you're 31 years old)
>neighbor comes out as you come out
>"heyyy Fatima!"
>"hey Guissepe!"
>two kisses on the cheeks, a handshake, a long stare and a full on french kiss and two rounds of intense anal sex on the street corner later,you say goodbye to her with one more kiss and go to your car
>broken as hell, rusty, trunk been stolen, bumper fucked up since that day you ran over a protester in 2005 the dent wasn't properly removed by you or the handyman (your dad)
>"fuck it, germany can pay for it in the next EU summit with a stimulus check like they did greece"
>go to store (park all kinds of fucked up on the sidewalk, but the beat cop is your cousin
>keep working while watching FIFA on the german imported TV
>2PM
>SIESTA TIME! *as per catholic and or muslims traditions, no work on the midday, atleast not much work*
>guy complains to buy something as you close up
>fuck off! its time to relax/go to church/to friday prayer!
>keep working
>its 6PM and you're bored and depressed a bit so might as well close early/escape your job because sure productivity is good…but you are better
>spend all your free time doing what you want despite the economy going to shit a lot and the prime minster taking bribes, you'll protest when it happens
>relax in hotpool on the roof that's not registered to be taxed
>check autism score on the net
>105
>HELL YEAH IM ABOVE THE ENTIRE TOWN
>spend the evening watching sport or fornicating while mom's cooking chicken with wine downstairs
This guy goes to bed sweaty if he's doing push ups before bed. You gotta do that stuff after you wake or before work.
>>717861They are fucking each other
>>717861America is literally both stories combined
>>717971Umm maybe after I finish my nap Bjorn. Build me a new car when I wake up and i might not spend my 19 work hours for nord CEO procrastinating until my paycheck comes out