/siberia/ - Off-topic

I piss in the sink.

Sometimes I accidently piss out of the toilet, and I wipe it with toilet paper.

I piss my pants

>>719246
As I'm not a disgusting hetmoid neanderthal I piss sitting down at home

>>719287
>I let foreign/public ibacteria touch my bare ass
You were gifted with the ability to piss standing up (I think some women with practice can too) and yet you decide to spend extra time to put super nasty things in tour ass

>>719291
It's called natural immunity sweetheart if you played in the street when you were a child you would have it and then you can tank any bacteria basically when paired with vaccines and her immunity or some shit.

>>719298
>>719291
Don't you have to sit down to shit anyway?

>>719301
true and honest men shit standing up

>>719301
Pissing is a far more common occurance and people are more confortable peeing in public than pooping.

>>719298
>if you played in the street when you were a child you would have natural immunity
I did and I still don't like sitting on a place where there has been piss and asses from hundreds of men.

>>719509
Do you piss on trees? I think that's less wasteful than pissing in the toilet.

>>719513
This. Also urine can be used as natural fertilizer

>>719246
As a janitor, I can say that I see a lot of grown ass men walk right out of the stalls without washing their hands. Mind you they were not pissing they were shitting.

Also, piss in the toilet seat is nowhere near as bad as poopsmear.

And ladies restrooms tend to have menstrual blood and feces dripping down the outer toilet bowl. That is if they’re commonly used.

>>719287
>implying that heterosexual male hood has a predetermined behavioral set

>>719298
Playing in the street isn’t the same as playing in a bathroom stall.
Not all bacteria is the same.
Germs from the toilet are not always the same as germs from the playground

>>719561
Do you get poopsmears on the stall walls? I work at an elementary school as a custodian and I sometimes see poop on the walls. I imagine those kids tried wiping and their fingers poked out of the paper and they ended wiping their ass with their fingers so they panic and wipe it on the walls so they don't come out of the stall with poop fingers. Of course I think other kids just like tossing poop around.

this citizen of pompeii decided to spend his last moments with himself before he was engulfed by the volcano.

>>719566
We do some times get those.
What’s more worrisome to me is seeing blood because risk of hepatitis and HIV.
Poop isn’t easily spread all over the place due to coming only from one hole.
Blood in the other hand can come from any hole in the body and is liquid.

Sometimes I think unflushed toilet bowls look like entrees with dressing.

And let’s not forget people leaving behind water bottles and obnoxious religiopolitical pamphlets.

And who can forget the ugly pubic hairs that get caught in the toilet seats?

You know, if someone were to commit a crime in a restroom, they could be easily caught due to the amount of biological evidence they left behind.

>>719587
Welcome back newgene

>not standing means you have to sit your ass down
do none of you have the corporal dexterity to squat above the seat?
Flood detected; Post discarded.

>>719599
thoughts on squat toilets?

>>719712
Studies show they promote healthier bowel movement, despite the weird aversion westoids have against them.