/siberia/ - Off-topic

Tavern of Verecundus: Restitutus says: "Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates".

Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

House of the Citharist, below a drawing of a man with a large nose: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

House of Cuspius Pansa: The finances officer of the emperor Nero says this food is poison

Bar: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

House and Office of Volusius Luvencus: Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you love me.

Bar of Athictus: I screwed the barmaid

Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!'

Gladiator barracks: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

Gladiator barracks: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera.

House of Pascius Hermes: Watch it, you that shits in this place! May you have Jove's anger if you ignore this

Street wall: Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

Exterior of a small house: Gaius Sabinus says a fond hello to Statius. Traveler, you eat bread in Pompeii but you go to Nuceria to drink. At Nuceria, the drinking is better

House of Cosmus and Epidia: Aufidius was here. Goodbye

Just outside the Vesuvius gate: Shitter, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

Barracks of the Julian-Claudian gladiators: Celadus the Thracian makes the girls moan!

On the Street of Mercury: Publius Comicius Restitutus stood right here with his brother

House of Sextus Pompeius Axiochus and Julia Helena: Hectice, baby, Mercator says hello to you

Vico degli Scienziati: Cruel Lalagus, why do you not love me?

House of Orpheus: I have buggered men

Wood-Working Shop of Potitus, next to a bar: Would that you pay for all your tricks, innkeeper. You sell us water and keep the good wine for yourself

Atrium of the House of Pinarius: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend

House of Caesius Blandus: It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times

Vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii Merchants: Atimetus got me pregnant

House of Caprasius Primus: I don't want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world

Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza: Secundus likes to screw boys.

The Lupinare: I screwed a lot of girls here

The Lupinare: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus
The Lupinare: Sollemnes, you screw well!

Vico d' Eumachia, brothel: Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women

Vico d' Eumachia, brothel: Vibius Restitutus slept here alone and missed his darling Urbana

Street of the Theaters: A copper pot went missing from my shop. Anyone who returns it to me will be given 65 bronze coins (sestertii). 20 more will be given for information leading to the capture of the thief

Above a bench outside the Marine Gate: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

In the bascilica: I could caress Venus's ribs with a stick, and whip her buttocks with a switch: she pierced my heart, and I would gladly break her head with a cudgel!

In the basilica: Phileros is a eunuch!

In the basilica: Epaphra, you are bald!

In the basilica: Chie, I hope your haemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before!

In the basilica: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it's your right

In the basilica: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

In the basilica: The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian Alternative translation: Someone at whose table I do not dine, Lucius Istacidius, is a barbarian to me

In the basilica: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

In the basilica: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin

In the basilica: Epaphra is not good at ball games

In the basilica: Lucius Istacidius, I regard as a stranger anyone who doesn’t invite me to dinner (me too)

Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door: We have pissed in our beds. Host, I admit that we shouldn't have done this. If you ask: Why? There was no potty

House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door: "Secundus defecated here" three time on one wall

House of the Centenary; in the atrium: My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?

Triclinium of a house: Restitutus has deceived many girls

Herculaneum bar: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores

Herculaneum bar: Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time

Herculaneum bar, next to a drawing of a phallus: Handle with care

Herculaneum bar: Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice.

Herculaneum, on a water distribution tower: Anyone who wants to shit in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds

Herculaneum, on the exterior wall of a house: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, shat well here

Gladiator barracks: On April 19th, I made bread

Bar of Prima:
Severus: Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye.
Successus: Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking.
Severus: I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Iris, but she does not love you.