>but muh marx. . Apple just launched a new revolutionary product that completely changes how you can use your phone. Will bernd get the $149.95 version, or the $229.95 pro version that comes with a long strap? It's even compatible with icky green

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Anonymous 11-11-25 21:33:52 No.31676

>but muh marx

Apple just launched a new revolutionary product that completely changes how you can use your phone. Will bernd get the $149.95 version, or the $229.95 pro version that comes with a long strap? It's even compatible with icky green bubble androids.
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/11/introducing-iphone-pocket-a-beautiful-way-to-wear-and-carry-iphone/
>ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket. Inspired by the concept of “a piece of cloth,” its singular 3D-knitted construction is designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.
>Born from the idea of creating an additional pocket, its understated design fully encloses iPhone, expanding to fit more of a user’s everyday items. When stretched, the open textile subtly reveals its contents and allows users to peek at their iPhone display. iPhone Pocket can be worn in a variety of ways — handheld, tied onto bags, or worn directly on the body.

Anonymous 11-11-25 21:38:14 No.31677

>>31676
it doesnt look that secure for someone's phone to be snatched

Anonymous 11-11-25 21:38:31 No.31678

>>31676
Haha this looks like such bullshit chic garbage. Apple is really going downhill.

Anonymous 11-11-25 21:40:11 No.31679

Waiting until China turns this expensive capitalist commodity into a historically progressive cheap socialist commodity I can morally buy

Anonymous 11-11-25 21:41:49 No.31680

>>31678
yeah, thinking the same. FT has an article about how special iphone 17 is every other week…

Anonymous 11-11-25 21:53:30 No.31681

>>31676
i donæ't understand what this is good for
i guess for when you don't have a pocket on your pants for whatever reason, but why not just take a bag with you? this doesn't look particularly comfortable
also is this the same material as shower slip mats?

Anonymous 11-11-25 22:05:35 No.31682

>bernd
gb2kohlchan

Anonymous 11-11-25 22:54:06 No.31683

>purse, but nothing else only phone

Anonymous 11-11-25 23:13:51 No.31684

>Inspired by the concept of “a piece of cloth,”
that had better be linen

Anonymous 12-11-25 02:26:48 No.31685

>>31683
Think about it, you don't need anything else anymore

Anonymous 12-11-25 02:32:40 No.31686

>>31676
people buying this actually helps the economy, this is good

Anonymous 12-11-25 02:54:41 No.31687

>>31679
2000% tariff for you

Anonymous 12-11-25 03:30:14 No.31688

under communism will we have silly faggy lil smartphone socks? could this thing double as a cum sock? how about a poop sock?

Anonymous 12-11-25 06:40:51 No.31689

>>31687
I am not American

Anonymous 12-11-25 07:05:59 No.31690

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>>31686

Anonymous 12-11-25 07:40:59 No.31691

>>31690
classic

Anonymous 12-11-25 15:36:59 No.31692

>>31690
you are missing the point, they are both scat piggies who enjoy degradation

Anonymous 12-11-25 15:44:34 No.31693

Finally. Something to show off how cool child and slave labour is in the third world

Anonymous 12-11-25 19:33:03 No.31694

>>31676
>doesn't come in Red
fucking liberal shit

Anonymous 12-11-25 20:28:05 No.31697

Why is this in /tech/ LMBO
High tech overprized piece of cloth

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