/ufo/ - Paranormal and Conspiracies

>>317
reddit alert

yawn

>>323
No, I saw this pic a long time ago.
I think the OP is from 2ch

>>325
This pic is reposted on /pol/ every single hour nufag

>>285
CANNABIS AND SIRIUS
Posted on October 24, 2012

There is evidence that cannabis is not native to the earth. It is the only plant in existence that displays its gender physically. You also have the fact that cannabis just appears out of nowhere in the fossil record and history about 12000 years ago. there are no evolutionary predecessors to be found. also, cannabis dna structure is unique from any other plant. the closest genetic relative that can be found on the planet is…the strawberry! Also, Take a look at the word cannabis. Ever wonder what it means? Cannabis is a Greek word, though its root is African. In Greek, canna means ‘canine’ or ‘dog’ and bis or bi is the number two. So cannabis is the ‘two dog plant’! That in itself is interesting to me. But the pot thickens.

There is a cannabis-loving tribe in Mali, West Africa called the Dogon tribe. A fairly well-documented group, the Dogons were visited by Herodotus, a Greek traveler and chronicler, around 300 BC. He was fortunate enough to

have visited the Dogons during a year-long celebration that took place every 50 years. Explaining their celebration, the Dogons pointed to the brightest star in the Winter sky, Sirius, and said it was the ‘Two-Dog Star’ and that it was the home of the ‘two-dog plant’, cannabis. The two-dog plant, they said, was brought to our planet from the Goddess from the Two Dog Star. Their yearlong celebration was in honor of that star.



All of this would be easy to dismiss if not for the fact the Dogons possessed specific knowledge about the Sirian system for thousands of years before scientists with modern telescopes and equipment could catch up and prove them right. The Dogons had specific knowledge about Sirius B, a white dwarf star, which they call Po Tolo. They knew that it was white, that it was extremely small, and that its the heaviest star in its grouping. They were able to describe its elliptical orbit with Sirius A, its 50 year orbital period, and the fact that the star rotated on its own axis. Sirius B is invisible to the naked eye abd is so difficult to observe, even through a telescope, no pictures were taken until 1970.

They also described a third star in the Sirius system, which they called Emme Ya. In 1995, when two French astronomers published the results of a multi-year study that was apparently a small, red dwarf Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>285
Yeah I mean I watched the show when I was a kid and that really encouraged me turn the fucking TV off and pick up a book. With material analysis (or an understanding of archaeology) they would have to be skeptical of or critique their conclusions but they can't and won't do that, it's an intellectual dead-end.
What infuriates me the most about the show is how they dismiss some of the greatest early human achievements, architecture, language, religions, art, even calendar making, as being given to dumb dumb retard ancient people who probably couldn't grow their own crops without divine intervention. It's almost as bad, maybe worse than, believing in the garden of Eden and the fall of man.
It really shows the vanity of modern humans to think people of past were too stupid to do anything by themselves.

>>286

However, the Dogon tribe is one of my favorites, and the most plausible ancient aliens theory

Idk the show gives me and my schizo dad something to talk about I guess, though it freaks him out if I talk too much about gnosticism or evolution lmfao
Also I find the religiosity and devotion to belief in aliens and UFOs to be astonishing. The way my dad talks about them, and his belief, is almost exactly how he talks about Christ, it's fucking insane

Orion/Sirius system
Ancient astronauts
gene/meme "quantum histories" herding
clues/codes hidden in plain sight etc
Pleiadian fairness/hope delusion?

Cannabis as a crypto-GE "emergency stop" affair/effect that floods brain with retro-evolutionary vegetable type thc/cbc … assists in para-animalia therapy/insights … AS WE ARE STILL QUITE PRIMITIVE & NEED TO LEARN TO SHARE/SOCIETY WITHOUT BEING LEFTY WIMPS OR MACHO FAGCORES ..?

Cannabis appears in your life when you need a mental bump/adjustment … overuse of cannabis is because you JUST DONT GET IT … learn to navigate persona/narrative social hierarchies with dignity & quiet strength or you will be deleted from the time-line 36/6000 year plan cycles …

!!! greys/blues/blacks/yellows/translucent dermal politics etc !!!
… entities that evolved underground in geothermal pockets (photosynthesis free environs)… they are true pure jet black (skin/eyes) as dermal camouflage ..? an ironic albino affect/effect ..? skin color outside of vitamin-d & pigment-protection is superficial yet is still a tradition to some ..?

Sirius a/b/c are close enough for FUAFO inter-effects

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>>309
This reads less like a coherent message and more like a mix of sci‑fi themes, conspiracy tropes, spiritual jargon, and some pretty disorganized symbolism

>>309
It seems like you feel overwhelmed or confused internally, and you might feel powerless and are compensating, and therefore want to sound profound or special, and so you are using paranormal topics to talk about personal struggles

>>293
a species of conceited apes that demonize one another and destroy the planet, while lecturing you about their special spook-given spooks.

some anti-materialist self-described Marxists try to reclaim satan because he "rebels" while other anti-materialist self-described Marxists try to reclaim God because he "plans". People like that just grasp at straws and find random parallels because they want to appropriate a set of highly influential symbols for themselves. But the entities these symbols claim to represent aren't real, only the symbols are real, and the electrochemical phenomena in peoples' brains which reproduce these symbols.

>>296
yea a feudal cult leader is a marxist

>>308
>feudal
feudalism didn't exist yet, stupid

ermmmmmm fellow libs would the easter bunny be le marxist????????

>>302
I was about to rush out to the theaters to see it, then I looked it up and it's Yorgos Lanthimos. Yeahhh… I think I might catch it on streaming. I accidentally watched two of his films with my parents. I really didn't like Pretty Things. I mean it was well made, had some funny jokes here and there, kept it moving, but yeah no, I hated the story and I thought it was needlessly perverse. The Lobster, was kinda interesting, I like surreal stuff like that, but in the end it was too slow and dry, and I can't even remember how it ended but I just remember it went nowhere.

>>304
Here you go
https://hydrahd.ru/movie/196583-watch-bugonia-2025-online

and it is nothing like his other movies. In fact he didn't make the story, its a remake of a korean movie. There is nothing sexual about this film.

>>304
>>305 (Me)
And if you watch it don't be an asshole and try to spoil it for anyone. I generally don't care about spoilers but this film cannot be experienced once it is spoiled.

>>304
Its better that you didn't try to see it in a cinema, it could have ruined your experience, one spoiler and its over. Stars wars all over again.

>>304
what about Dogtooth?

And heres a spoiler

He should take that defected gas cyliander and shove it up his ass for making people believe aliens would poorly etch a jewish star of david with echoes ((( ))) on aluminum shit. Any civilization advanced enough to come over here would be smart enough to exterminate religious bullshit.

>>276
Look at these time wasting cocksuckers, they've got the same LED gay background lights and setup

>>281
Yeah he should bring his own aluminum dildo to "discover", maybe draw a cross on it this time, and the next guy can draw a crescent with a star.

ok, just answer me this: can the occult teach me to cast cool fucking spells like in fear and hunger or not?

>>267
No you need advanced science and when you have advanced science you wont be cool anymore cause everyone else will be able to do it.
Magic isnt real but it should be. I fucking hate people, I want to terrorize with magic, but magic isn't real.
Maybe when science and tech are advanced enough we could all have our own pocket universe thats fully customizeable and basically be gods there. Or like a hyper realistic advanced simulation thats like almost 1-1 with real life except you are in like minecraft's creative mode with infinite mods.

>>253
at the beginning of the 20th century european powers already had centuries of experience spying on each other while the US did not and its intelligence agencies were underdeveloped

Hey Lois, remember that time the CIA ignored their whistleblower and got their covert comms uncovered by Iranians? Yeah, then they passed on their lists to Russia and China who then killed, like, hundreds of their agents. That was pretty sweet!

>11:00
>Walker was in debt. he needed money
<the motivation was not compex. it was pure greed
this is your intelligence on capitalism

>>253
>Read "The Organizational Weapon."
link

If the Soviet Union was not brought down by economic catastrophe or popular uprising, then another explanation must be sought. The evidence points towards a deliberate process of demolition, orchestrated by a faction within the Soviet elite that had given up on the system. Figures like Mikhail Gorbachev and his chief ideologue, Alexander Yakovlev, were not merely reformers; they were radicals who had concluded that the core tenets of Marxism-Leninism were obsolete. Their policies of glasnost (openness) and perestroika (restructuring) acted less as reforms and more as controlled demolitions, systematically removing the ideological and political pillars that held the state together. The crucial question is: were these men solely the authors of their own disillusionment, or were they being guided?


This is where the narrative deepens, moving from internal decay to external manipulation. The architect of this strategy may well have been James Jesus Angleton, the legendary and paranoid chief of CIA Counterintelligence. After the trauma of discovering high-level Soviet moles like Kim Philby, Angleton became obsessed with the idea of a "Monster Plot." His strategic genius lay in inverting this paranoia into an offensive weapon: if you could not find every Soviet agent, you could instead corrupt the source. The goal became not to defeat the USSR in a hot war, but to encourage a "reformist" faction that would dismantle the system from within.

To execute a plot of such sensitivity and scale, Angleton needed a cut-out—a deniable intermediary. The perfect instrument was Mossad. Israel shared the paramount strategic goal of dismantling the USSR, which would cripple its primary Arab clients and open the doors for Jewish emigration. Mossad had form, most famously in stealing and leaking Khrushchev's "Secret Speech" in 1956, a masterstroke of political warfare that shattered the unity of the global communist movement.

The key was finding the perfect asset on the ground. That man was Robert Maxwell—the Czechoslovak-born, British media mogul. His very public persona as a corrupt, egomaniacal businessman was the perfect "legend," or cover story. Declassified eulogies confirm his deep, secret work for Israeli intelligence. Shabtai Shavit, the then-head of Mossad, stated at his funeral, "He did things for the state of Israel that will remain forever secret… and he did them without asking anything in return." This was no mere friePost too long. Click here to view the full text.