/ufo/ - Paranormal and Conspiracies

>>374
>What should we do?
Have SÈX while covering yourself in salt and chanting an elating mantra.

>>382
Anon here are two questions:
Will I do well for my GED for the first time?
Will the institution I'll be in check for my SATs?
Will I do well in my SATs for the first time?

>>388
Since these are all Y/N questions I will simply use a dice and then pick 3 cards for an overview of your situation as a whole.
>Will I do well for my GED for the first time?
2/6. Unlikely. I advice you to study harder for this one than for the others.
>Will the institution I'll be in check for my SATs?
5/6. Highly likely.
>Will I do well in my SATs for the first time?
6/6. Almost guaranteed (still, dont slack!)

>The Devil
>4 of cups rx
>5 of wands

The devil is a card about excess and sabotage, but its also linked to capricorn (a sign all about meticulously planning, being disciplined and working hard for one's ambitions). Its also linked to Ayin in Kabbalah, which represents knowledge and experience. This is kind of a good and bad omen at once given its meaning: You'll be susceptible to falling to temptation and distraction (maybe partying, videogames and whatnot) but you'll also be surrounded by the energies of capricorn and ayin. Focus on being disciplined and goal oriented and being attuned to your knowledge and experience and you'll be able to use the best the vibes of the devil has in store and avoid the worst.

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To the one who sees, I humbly ask for three truths
<By whose hand do I fall?
<In what form does my new shore rise?
<What is the sign of my fated paramour?
My thanks

To they who see:
May I know about how my death is going to be like?
May I know about where it'd be? And at what time, if it is possible..
Are my relationship prospects good right now?
Could you describe what my purpose is?
How'd I be able to know when I realize what my purpose is?
Thank you

>>308
>feudal
feudalism didn't exist yet, stupid

ermmmmmm fellow libs would the easter bunny be le marxist????????

>>287
No, Satan would be a libertarian capitalism because capitalism is satanic

Satan, no

Lucifer, yes

Nope

>>340
It's almost as though all supernatural claims are bullshit and bad for society.

My cheeki breeki brethren we are being targeted and assassinated all over Canada. It's time to get up off your ass and work hard for your sleep. As a canadian citizen I will not stand for this kind of discrimination. They're sleep depriving us and killing us for no reason.

They're killing us for simply being russian.

"karmah/qahmar" reflects our zero-sum cozm/reality … energy in any form - nebula or brick or even idea - must symmetrize in the zynergies we exist inside of … to perceive this as an observer's expression requires deep strange GAP RITUALS (are you aware/enlightened of/by this inherited experience existence?) … be the observer who breaks free from the inherited "taken for granted" object served hyperverse & uses symbolic super-metaphors to travel the very zero (eternal-egg) … metallurgical tools such as a protractor vs the big giant circle … simulacra of movement itself as a anti-gravity spaceship … "god is the word" … simulation/simulacrum/simulacra is the post-astonishing crackle of the "gnostic's demiurge" … cozm/cosmos … quantum suicide as described by these ODIN/JESUS type myths reveals KNOWING THE INSIDE OF INSIDE (OV INCIDE) … enter the gates of adrenaline & paranoia & really see the faceted facade of fractal fecundity … EVERYTHING IS A EGG/SEED eating & birthing itself in eternal cycles of eschaton & telos as a mega majestic mirror maze … prime mover & final cause are "AS ABOVE SO BELOW" wink wink gamified society by strange attractors … angels/demons inside the dream-mind of the mathematical christ!

>>370
Fuck off hindu

hinduism is a meme religion
everyone is a hindu and no one is a hindu at the same time

>>331
No its not good you will just spoil it for yourself and ruin the ending for yourself

>>331
Dont do it man just watch Bugonia the original korean version is not worth it, you'll just spoil yourself and once you are spoiled on this movie there is no reason to watch it so you will just get a shitty deal

>>331
Refer to fpbp >>303

>>312
>what about Dogtooth?
Haven't seen it. He's interesting enough I might give his movies another chance by myself, but I'm not going to force anyone else to watch one with me before I see it.

>>334
That shit was a remake of a Korean movie? Interesting. I thought the ending of Bugonia sucked. Felt so anticlimactic

I believe in suppressed technologies, that governments and corporations purposely hold back and hide technologies that they cannot hold monopolies on and thus threaten capitalism.

>>261
i recently read about the PROMIS scandal. people talk today about how smart meters can analyse data for 'big brother' but the fact is that way back in the 70s, this technology was originially developed in vietnam by the US army.
they could analyse the data, and collect lists and give them to kill teams. under project phoenix.
the technology was exported to guatemala by the mossad and they built a computer centre. the military dictator at the time suddenly announced a computer and electrification campaign, to link up all the ministeis and utility companies together, so the data centre could crunch the numbers.
the intelligence agency could then get a red flag on a random checkpoint, figure out the guy was travelling under a fake name. analyse known associates. find the data on the safe house, because it was registered to one person but via the utility company record they might see it was using the equivalent water and electricity of 5 people. then they can send in the kill team to that address.
my point is what
if this was what they had in the 70s, i agree that they must have far more capability than we know of. the last big revelation was the snowden leaks.

This OP low key feels like some reactionaryism.

The grentext is common sentiment expressed by people.
And a lot of these claims are based purely on emotional burnout from life rather than actual empirical evidence.

The artificial additives in food and water are the only real concerns

I got one for you. They're murdering Russians in cold blood all over Canada for no reason. Even if we have no allegiance to the Russians they still murder us with sleep deprivation, I'm not a Russian soldier nor am I a spy and I love leftist freedom we have here, butI I'm also being targeted.

>>337
u cant just call everything u dont understand reactionary
>>339
most practicers will tell u its a relationship based on mutual benefit/exchange

chasing spooks again, friend?

>>347
>u cant just call everything u dont understand reactionary
Mysticism literally cannot be understood in it of itself, it is literal anti-scientific reactionary garbage no different from literally praising idiocy.

>>349
Neither anarchist nor esoteric, just a massive retard.

Orion/Sirius system
Ancient astronauts
gene/meme "quantum histories" herding
clues/codes hidden in plain sight etc
Pleiadian fairness/hope delusion?

Cannabis as a crypto-GE "emergency stop" affair/effect that floods brain with retro-evolutionary vegetable type thc/cbc … assists in para-animalia therapy/insights … AS WE ARE STILL QUITE PRIMITIVE & NEED TO LEARN TO SHARE/SOCIETY WITHOUT BEING LEFTY WIMPS OR MACHO FAGCORES ..?

Cannabis appears in your life when you need a mental bump/adjustment … overuse of cannabis is because you JUST DONT GET IT … learn to navigate persona/narrative social hierarchies with dignity & quiet strength or you will be deleted from the time-line 36/6000 year plan cycles …

!!! greys/blues/blacks/yellows/translucent dermal politics etc !!!
… entities that evolved underground in geothermal pockets (photosynthesis free environs)… they are true pure jet black (skin/eyes) as dermal camouflage ..? an ironic albino affect/effect ..? skin color outside of vitamin-d & pigment-protection is superficial yet is still a tradition to some ..?

Sirius a/b/c are close enough for FUAFO inter-effects

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>>309
This reads less like a coherent message and more like a mix of sci‑fi themes, conspiracy tropes, spiritual jargon, and some pretty disorganized symbolism

>>309
It seems like you feel overwhelmed or confused internally, and you might feel powerless and are compensating, and therefore want to sound profound or special, and so you are using paranormal topics to talk about personal struggles

>>285
>life on earth has existed for like 4 billion years
>our atmosphere became oxygen rich about 2.5 billion years ago
>complex life has existed for about 1.5 billion years
>signs of life on earth have been visible to our current level of scanning technology for billions of years however you slice it
>anatomically modern humans have existed approx 300 thousand years
>our first telescope was invented in the early 1600s, about 400 years ago
Basically if aliens ever visited earth they have a vastly larger time window when they could have done it before we started looking at space with more advanced instruments. The idea that aliens only started showing up once we developed technology that could better detect them is pretty silly and self-centered. Either they haven't come here at all or if they've come here it probably started much earlier.

The stuff about them building the pyramids or whatever is just baseless racism though.

>>345
https://www.nasa.gov/missions/osiris-rex/sugars-gum-stardust-found-in-nasas-asteroid-bennu-samples/
<Scientists led by Yoshihiro Furukawa of Tohoku University in Japan found sugars essential for biology on Earth in the Bennu samples, detailing their findings in the journal Nature Geoscience. The five-carbon sugar ribose and, for the first time in an extraterrestrial sample, six-carbon glucose were found. Although these sugars are not evidence of life, their detection, along with previous detections of amino acids, nucleobases, and carboxylic acids in Bennu samples, show building blocks of biological molecules were widespread throughout the solar system.
<“All five nucleobases used to construct both DNA and RNA, along with phosphates, have already been found in the Bennu samples brought to Earth by OSIRIS-REx,” said Furukawa. “The new discovery of ribose means that all of the components to form the molecule RNA are present in Bennu.”
Mounting evidence that the building blocks of life may be very common in the universe btw. If this chemistry doesn't share an origin with us, to find it on an inhospitable asteroid in our solar system implies it's extremely common.

>i can't comprehend that humans are capable of doing terrible shit, so I have to make up supernatural critters to explain it
spooky

>>317
reddit alert

yawn

>>325
This pic is reposted on /pol/ every single hour nufag

>There is nothing anti Marxist antimaterialist or idealistic about this truth
if the truth was "idealistic" would you refuse to believe it? the truth doesnt have a label like your religion does.