No.4207
Was this the guy who was posting infrared laser pictures on the main board two months ago talking about how he’s going to blind people
No.4208
I wonder what the feds are going to with all the polymer80 shit going on. never thought i'd see multiple ghost guns in person but here we are
No.4209
>>4207Probably, he has been around here for years. Pretty cool guy actually.
No.4210
For the uninitiated, laserschizo's crimes:
>Blinding Alaskan police forces
>Allegedly going to Portland during BLM riots to blind federal officers
>Kidnapping an anon from /pol/
>Double homicide
No.4211
>>4210>Kidnapping an anon from /pol/???
No.4212
>>4211It's in the archives, but the video isn't immediately available. Maybe there is a copy.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/411490489Turns out going to the house of the schizo living in the backwaters of Alaska who has recently been relieved of all charges for using energy weapons on police officers is… not le good idea!
No.4214
>>448378He was actually very chill too, you could ask him questions and he would give you lots of answers about energy weapons. He was very easy going rather than your typical schizo spammer and would explain in detail how to make lasers and energy weapons. He would constantly post court documents from butthurt police officers about how he destroyed their vision. It wouldn't surprise me if the /pol/ schizos were right and he was set up after the amount of problems he caused to the feds and local police.
>>4213He was ideologically neutral and friendly, there's no reason to bully him.
No.4215
>>4214>He was ideologically neutral and friendly, there's no reason to bully him.He said he wanted to slaughter leftists, but felt that as an "Aryan crusader", it was his duty to slaughter the ZOG first.
He was a Nazi through and through.
No.4216
>>4215Well when he was here he constantly affirmed that he only attacked the US government
No.4217
Shame they didn't share more about how to defend against energy/sonic weapons instead of just making them.
No.4218
>>4212He keeps saying he won't be caught, that he'd just fight back and die. But he did get caught alive. What the hell?
No.4219
>>4214>>4216imagine having parasocial relationships with nazi channers
No.4220
>>4218Holy shit roleplayers are all talk?????!!!?!?!?
No.4221
>>4220But did he really kidnap the /pol/ guy then? If this is to be taken at face value, he really got away with a lot before being caught.
No.4222
didnt even use lasers to kill them, guns win again
No.4223
>>4218read the OP
the uygha called the cops himself
No.4226
>>4224lots of funneh arrows to say "i treat a 4chan psychopath as an e-celeb"
No.4227
>>4226That's a very interesting post you just made. You're a bit of a contrarian, aren't you? I bet every girl gets dripping wet when you open your mouth. You're a very interesting and funny poster, in fact, you're the star of the thread. Can I be your parasocial friend, funny and interesting poster? You've made such a good contribution, you're probably one of the smartest people on the site.
No.4228
>>4225common occurrence with murders, reality sinks in for the murderer and they realize they don't know what to do now so they just give up
No.4230
>>4229Getting butthurt at this thread is like getting butthurt at a thread announcing Shay has done a suicide bombing, it's relevant to the board.
No.4231
>>4216and then he went a killed some randos
crazy how that works out, eh?
No.4232
>>4231Well he is laserschizo
No.4233
>>4210We should take note.
Maybe we should buy a microwave gun from Cuba or China, and use it by: shooting it at police officers to make them feel mysteriously depressed after they execute a jay walking minority.
No.4234
good riddance Nazi scum, time to get coloured in prison nygha
No.4236
>>4228Should have offed himself instead tbh. If the police there know of his cop-blinding antics in Portland they definitely ain't gonna go easy on him.
No.4237
>>4230>Shay has done a suicide bombingFor the glory of Dixie, inshallah
No.4238
>>4230Who would Shay suibomb? A dam or something?
No.4239
>>4238A republican politician from the deep south who didn't agree to the demands of new Afrika for a state of its own
No.4240
Holy shit. I remember he posted some detailed laser guides on AKM in a thread I made last year. It's still up. Shame. Can someone give a tl;dr on why he did it?
No.4241
>>4240Probably because he was fucking mental, I'm surprised he didn't do it sooner
No.4244
>>4216dude was a literal neonazi are you fucking retarded lmao
No.4245
>>4240>shamebruh. The only shame is that these people are created by our society and they cause tremendous amount of pain and suffering to people, fortunately, as far we know, only two people were murdered. I say fortunately because these people are known to go on killing sprees particularly calculated to cause the most amount of terror and pain. It's not a shame he was caught and stopped.
No.4246
>>4230My man you're the one crying that you're mocked for being sad a right-wing psychopath is in jail LOL.
No.4247
>>4245well even if you think this guy is a POS it's still a shame he killed two people
No.4248
duuuuuuuude le glowies got him O___o this is a setup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
No.4249
>>4242https://leftypol.org/AKM/res/132.htmlIm autistic and don't know how to link threads.
No.4250
>>4210> Kidnapping an anon from /pol/lmfao
Holy shit! I thought this guy was nuts but he’s on another level.
>>4244I remember a thread where he mentioned he was semi-ambivalent towards leftists but I could be wrong. Then again, it’s not surprising that an unstable individual has an ideology that shifts around like sand being blown by the wind. Fascists can be like that.
No.4251
>go around blinding and killing people like a lunatic because you believe youre fighting da jooz
<leftypol : wtf this guy is based!!
No.4252
>>4247Yes, of course. The only positive thing of this whole thing is that he was caught so that he didn't kill more people. Everything else is horrific.
No.4253
>>4251Yeah, eulogizing him is pretty dumb.
Agree
No.4254
>>4252blinding feds is ok in lefty lore.
No.4255
>>4207yes
>>4209he was a reactionary nihilist and a parasite, and so are you for admiring him
No.4256
>>4254Random acts of violence, including on police, are not helpful nor revolutionary nor anything. It's just terror for terror's sake.
No.4257
>>4254during a leftist protest, maybe
No.4259
>>4206>He finally went off the deep endIfuckintoldu.gif
Every time
No.4261
>>4260You just realise now that cops don't give a shit about online radicalisation?
No.4263
>>4256Cause police dont randomly terrorize people or anything
No.4264
>>4214>He was ideologically neutral and friendly, there's no reason to bully him.Even if this was true, why would you trust this man? Some "politically neutral" guy keeps spamming your thread with posts about lasers and bragging about blinding people, and you don't find that offputting?
No.4265
>>4263>Randomly rounding up people and burning them alive in their homes isn't revolutionary or helpful just terror for terror's sake<LOL as if the Nazis don't randomly terrorize people or anythingThis is the logic of the argument. Read literally any revolutionaries books, Che, Castro, Mao - NONE of them considered such eye-for-an-eye violence as useful. Laseranon's knowledge in lasers is useful on a technical level, but their actions are loose-canon psycho-shit. I'm not saying that spooks don't deserve it, but this ain't it chief.
No.4266
Apparently this is a video of him threatening Mike Chitwood
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kni5qc1BAz0 No.4267
>>4266Someone needs to download all of these videos & shorts and upload them here before youtube removes them.
No.4268
>>4264being politically neutral is bad, especially if the guy is unpredictable, means he will just operate of his feefees
No.4270
>>4264 (NTC)
>why would you trust this man?who needs to trust them? You can just, like, you know, read their posts with interest and enjoy them.
No.4271
>>4270I say we need to revoke his leftypol membership in light of the recent allegations.
No.4274
>>448709
imageboards are chans, anon. chan is just a name for an imageboard. leftypol is descended from 8chan, anon.
No.4276
>>4274It seems like a miscommunication of pedantry. When most people use the term "channer" they're relating the person in question to a 4chan user. Sure, you can say all imageboards are inhabited by channers, but all imageboards have their own culture. It would be unwise to say all channers have something in common when the only thing they have in common is the type of forum they use.
That being said, Laserschizo is from 4chan, specifically /k/ and /pol/.
No.4278
>>4274so funny that theres a type of man who makes being a channer his personality
No.4280
>>4277archiving his youtube like someone ITT requested.
that was a big video so I had to do that one by itself
No.4289
>>4287they got too used to cops covering their asses that this slap on the wrist mindbroke them
No.4291
>>4276>It seems like a miscommunication of pedantry. When most people use the term "channer" they're relating the person in question to a 4chan userWell shit, they should just say 4channer next time. Using 'channer' as an insult here is as deranged as using 'pinko' as a slur in a socialist party. It's like screaming out that they joined a place they despise and expect to be taken seriously.
>>4278>>4279Why y'all booing, they're right. People like you two saying 'retard' casually and doing a sexism are prime examples.
No.4292
>>4291it's not just ignorant, it's settler-tier bullshit that proudly boasts about how they're in a community they don't care to understand.
eother that or they just have brainworms they got from other sites and can't resolve the dissonance of being a chan poster. instead of making a simple vocabulary and worldview adjustment, they deny and double down. like the people who throw a fit when they see a non-binary person.
No.4293
>>4291I ain't a channer because this site ain't called -chan anything nor it derives most of its culture from 4chan-8chan. There's no weird metaphysical essentialism that glues all image boards together via virtue of using similar code nor being edgy or using foul language exclusive to IBs.
>>4292>not identifying with or calling everyone a channer when it's not appropriate is like settler-colonialismlol and I'm the one with the brainworms.
No.4294
>>4292>>4291>youre doing a heckin colonialism for making fun of my shitty online culturewhite burgers will not only make being a channer tard their personality, they will turn it into a replacement for their whole identity?!
No.4295
thank christ we're having the "channer" discussion again for the umpteenth time
No.4296
>>4290old-fag slang for comrade here.
No.4297
>>4295There's a dedicated autist who always shows up whenever someone says "channer" derogatorily.
No.4298
>>4287the horsejak is cracking me up
No.4299
>>4278i don't really make it my personality, just pointing out that this place is an imageboard and therefore a chan.
No.4300
>>4299Luckily not every imageboard out there tries to be a "chan".
No.4301
FBI setup?
No.4302
>>4300not the guy but what are these non-chan imageboards. sounds comfy tbh
No.4303
>>4293>nor it derives most of its culture from 4chan-8chanAHHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
no way can someone sincerely be this deep in denial
>pretending the site named after /leftypol/, the direct descendant of 8ch.net/leftypol/ and bunkerchan, doesn't derive most of its culture from 8chan>and the /pol/ part of the name just came from nowhere>if one person registered a domain name that says pol instead of chan, then it's not a chan site! titles preceed existence. '>implying 'national socialism' is socialism>greentextingThere's no weird metaphysical essentialism about it. This board:
- historically
- culturally
- formally
- and nominally
derive from an 8chan board and 4chan's cultural norms.
We have the same name, the same anonymous chan imageboard format, the same codebase and therefore social structure, the same memes, the same board-tan mascot created by 8chan users, and a large proportion of the same users, especially the staff.
We are absolutely
extremely derivative, in name, in form
and in culture. If you insist on nonsense identity terms like channer, you are irrefutably one by posting on this chan imageboard.
>>4297>someone said dumb hypocritical crap and people always show up to argue!The solution is for outsiders to stop coming to this chan board and whining about channers like a hypocrite. It's very easy to stop using the wrong word.
>>4302Booru imageboards. Many of them are dedicated to porn, or hosted on booru.org which has porn ads, so just like chan boards you have to pick carefully if you want anything comfy.
If they're referring to chan imageboards which are disconnected from 4chan culture, those are very far and few between. Someone coming from here would probably mislabel them as 'dead'.
No.4304
>>4294>ch-channerGreat it's the ban-evading redditard again, did one of your IPs get unbanned finally?
>>4293>this site ain't called -chan This is literally a reworked bunkerCHAN you ignoramus
>nor it derives most of its culture from 4chan-8chan leftyPOL is a derivative of /pol/ that rejected the stormfags that invaded the board and made any political debate or theory that wasn't just screeching impossible, roughly a decade ago. This remains an anonymous forum where people are less inhibited and open to conversation, this includes not being mindful of language and expressing oneself freely.
>muh edginessMofo, the entire formation of anonymous imageboard subcultures has been edgy shit. And imagine preaching this bullshit on si/b/eria of all places.
>>4297 >a dedicated autist who always shows up whenever someone says "channer" derogatorily.<No I'm not the autist using a made up term, you're just madYou come here every month or so and shit yourself over nothing and screech "channer" like it means something. Get a life FR FR LMAO.
No.4305
>>4283>Fly free, skyking.webmI need to know that song, pure cheese!
No.4307
>>4283Why does the last video's thumbnail look like Scout from TF2?
No.4309
>>4306That's not even how the meme works.
No.4310
>>4306leftypol comes from /lit/ XD
No.4311
>>4206Remember him from the sizzledays and nights
Damn. Thanks for archiving
No.4313
>>4231>>4243is there a single instance of a /pol/tard actually going after feds or even cops? all they seem to do is shoot up grocery stores or churches.
makes me wonder if there are attempts on actual glowies that 1. are not successful because lol the feds have training+equipment and the /pol/tard does not, and 2. are buried stories so as no to martyr anyone among other /pol/tards or inspire copycats
No.4314
>>4207I never saw that and thought he only posted on 4chan but that really does sound like him
No.4315
>>4313someone needs to drop a piano on a CIA agent, looney tunes style. Or hand them a stick of dynamite disguised as a cigar.
No.4316
>>4216He explicitly said he went and blinded random people for being anteefuhs too
No.4317
>>4316>>4216TL;DR: He's a violent psycho with chaotic urges and laser skills, period.
No.4318
>>4214He was not chill, he very badly wanted to blind people with his lasers and threaten people reading
No.4319
>>4318He only blinded fascist pig cops. Why do you have a problem with that?
No.4320
>>4319*According to you and him. You didn't read the posts I did where he made other suggestions. Can't imagine defending this schizo.
No.4321
>>4320>Can't imagine defending this schizoPeople love random violence and turn a blind eye to the other transgressions as long as the violence also impacts people they don't like.
No.4322
>>4320duuuuude he hated le glowies he was /our guy/ XDDDDDDD (pls ignore that he was a literal neonazi)
No.4325
Speaking of lasers
>>>/AKM/1076 No.4326
So any updates on his arrest?
No.4329
>>4328>>4303imageboards that didnt suck up to 4chan shat on channers before 2010. stop trying to fit in so badly
No.4330
>>4329i.e. saovq, 4-ch, 7chan, bienvenidoainternet. youre just a revisionist 8faggot
No.4331
>>4329>imageboards that didnt suck up to 4chanLiterally half the imageboards created were made as breakaways or alternatives to 4chan, given that 4chan and 2ch were the 2 relatively mainstream imageboards of the time, and remain so.
>channers<If I use this made-up twitterspeak enough, people will believe in it!No faggot, Lurk Moar or go back to your Musk'd social media site.
No.4333
On the topic of lasers being used in such illegal actions as laser schizo claims, I recall reading somewhere that lasers were used to blind people during the 1993 riots in Russia.
No.4334
>>4331The only one of those listed that was a splinter from 4chan is 7chan. 2ch isn't even an imageboard.
No.4335
>>4332>I used the copy-pasta with my retarded "terms" I'm totally one of you guys >>4334 >only one of those listed that was a splinter from 4chan is 7chan<What is 8chan<what are literally half a dozen different imageboards based on 4chan norms Kek
>2ch isn't even an imageboard. LMAO, newfag, get better training from your langley owners
No.4336
>>4335>those listedReading is too hard I guess.
>>2ch isn't even an imageboard. >LMAO, newfag…Am I getting trolled? It's literally a textboard.
No.4338
>>4332Uh oh buddy, if you don't like the culture and behavior of the average 4channer you're a literal
federal agent according to some obsessed dumbass who turned browsing imageboards into his sole personality.
No.4339
>>4337 >Posting an overly long "No U"What is this, 2008 4/b/?
>post-2016 tourist LMAO I've been on leftypol since way before the leftpol split back on 8ch, and I left 4chan after the storm-uyghurs took over, over a decade ago, eat shit.
>spamming as many buzzwords What buzzwords you derailing retard?
>>4336>Reading is too hard <proceeds to not readLMAO
>It's literally a textboard.That's the first Japanese one, I'm referring to the one from 2001, also known as Futaba. They all have the same general style of posting and formatting, hell /a/ and /pol/ once collaborated in translating Japanese posts and found the posts to be the same exact shit as their own, just in a different language.
No.4340
>>4338>if you don't like the culture and behavior of the average 4channer 1) Literal COINTEL PRO shit to come here, on si/b/eria, start stirring shit up with your condescendingly liberal narrative of "muh evul 4channers" while contributing NOTHING of worth and just being a VPN-abusing samefag
2) It's hyperbole, you utter n00b. To call someone a glowie at the hint of a fed narrative has been a part of leftypol since forever, both because glowies have posted here, and because its funny.
>some obsessed dumbass who turned browsing imageboards into his sole personality.Anon, the mods can confirm that I haven't posted since last night, because unlike some retard bleating ill-read pseudo-moralistic tripe on an obscure chinese pottery-breaking forum, I don't waste most of my life online, I actually work for a living and I spend most of my time outside; repairing my car, reading a book, taking care of my family etc. I post here for fun and casual, unfettered anonymous chats because 4chan has been too retarded since the stormies took over and 8ch is all but dead.
And the stupidest part is you post your idiotic takes for free. Go outside, touch grass and re-assess whether your priorities should include "wannabe Janny". Now quit derailing the thread while doing glow-ops work for free; Goodbye.
No.4341
>>4339>>4340what level of deranged do you have to be to 1) turn browsing 4chan into your single personality trait, 2) believe anyone who mocks you is from the fucking FBI lol
No.4342
also,
>>4339calling futaba 2ch and then having the gall to call others newfags. futaba also believes 2ch, niconico and 4chan are full of retards
No.4343
>>4341>what level of deranged do you have to be to 1) turn browsing 4chan into your single personality traitYou tell me, you've clearly reached that level of deranged.
>believe anyone who mocks you is from the fucking FBIt.zero reading comprehension
>Muh Futaba isn't 2ch2ch refers to several sites which all have numerous names Futaba and Dvach being the 2 primary ones that are imageboards, and the former being older, from 2001. Both are referred to as 2ch, 2chan etc. because that is their designation and the former is directly referencing the earlier textboard - Hiromoot's creation from 1999, which later split into 2 different textboards, with one of them being 5ch. Basic fucking knowledge, as is 4chan's influence on imageboards in general.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=2chan&useskin=vector >futaba also believes 2ch, niconico and 4chan are full of retards LMAO, all the different imageboard communities think the communities of other imageboards are trash, this does not exclude the fact that, from their racism, to their schizo-ramblings, Futaba posting is little different to 4chan, 8chan etc. because they all originated from the same, loose group of niche early-internet subculture.
So yes, you are a newfag and a retard for using such blatant bad faith posts.
No.4345
>>4344Also on the subject of lasers and idiots, more than one /pol/fag was influenced by laserschizo's psychotic behaviour which also included torturing cats by blinding them as "test subjects".
"cape girardeau anon" for example was shining lasers at the Chinese Weather Balloon and ended up flashing a chopper. There was an arrest for such a crime in the area he claimed to be in.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/414769971/#414771812 No.4346
>>4345>>4344Anyone have his DIY instruction and safety manuals
No.4349
>>4206Thinking about it, this dude looks like an obscure actor the name of whom I can't remember for the life of me.
No.4350
>>4213Did anyone save the video?
No.4352
>>4351Kinda funny how he hated /pol/ yet believed the same shit they did.
No.4353
>Double-murder suspect accused of targeting Volusia sheriff with 'lasers that could blind for life': indictment
Congrats you faggot, now lasers are going to be a criminal offense with this.
No.4355
>>4354Prior to this Laser schizo managed to argue in court and avoid criminal charges on the uses of his lasers, now that will not be the case.
No.4356
Found an archive of a /pol/ thread on his murder
https://archive.ph/Eie1W No.4357
Haven't posted on leftypol in ages, but wow
I'm glad this dude is behind bars, he was clearly fucking nuts and extremely dangerous. I remember talking to him a few times here and knew there was something seriously off with him, far beyond regular imageboard insanity
No.4358
>>4357Same, I recall his posts here and his posts always gave me the "nervous laughter" reaction
No.4359
>>4355Who knows what actually happened with his previous cases. This is all second hand information from a schizo. Blinding people with lasers was always a criminal offense.
>>4353They aren't going to ban lasers because there are too many legitimate applications. Maybe they'll start regulating and monitoring them eventually like they do bomb making materials and etc.
No.4360
>>4359>Who knows what actually happened with his previous cases. This is all second hand information from a schizo. Actually no, he posted the legal papers and arrests and whatnot, and when he won a case he posted the paperwork for it too.
No.4361
Knowing how slow as fuck criminal proceedings can be in the states there's not going to be more news until later, possibly next year.
No.4363
>>4362FUCKING LMAO. This is why petty-bourgeois loons should be banned for their own protections and reported to law enforcement.
No.4364
>>4362>Wahl told him in an email that he was prepared to kill him, and that he had a cache of lasers and explosives at the readystarting to believe this neonazi isnt as smart as he claims he is
No.4365
>>4364>this neonazi isnt as smart as he claims he is Now what makes you say that 'non? Obviously a neo-nazi isn't likely to be very intelligent, even if they know engineering and science.
>>4363 >This is why petty-bourgeois loons should be banned for their own protections and reported to law enforcement.Yep, prevent the FBI from recruiting them into being their useful idiots.
No.4366
They added cyberstalking to his charges
No.4368
bump
No.4370
>>4358>>4357couldn't agree more.
No.4372
Vice news mentioned him being called laseranon and a 4chan user lol (months back but still)
https://www.vice.com/en/article/3ak7qv/florida-sheriff-mike-chitwood-laseranon-threat-4chan No.4373
Didn't laserschizo also admit to testing on animals? Or am I thinking of another 4chan asshole?
No.4374
How many people used lazeranons DIY posts? I'm honestly surprised more people on 4chan didn't start using lasers like he did.
No.4375
>>4373Probably someone else.
>>4374At least a few others, some people have been lasering fighter jets and helicopters and UFOs and shit and posting it on 4chan. Some got arrested for it.
No.4376
>>4375>At least a few others, some people have been lasering fighter jets and helicopters and UFOs and shit and posting it on 4chan. Some got arrested for it. Yeah, looked it up and there's been quite a few of these retards.
No.4504
>>4284Killdozer one is epic
No.4510
>>4344I think Alaska is just different, trying to do a check up as a police officer in Alaska might just leave you full of holes from some schizo firing on your position from his attic with an M60.
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