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Where are the REAL map painters I ask. I want to command big vehicles that draw and paint over the map and fight my opponents' colors with erasers and water.

>>39743
splatoon

>>39744
big vehicles?

>>39740
<I HATE MAP PAINTERS
Lmao bro do you even autism? Go play fucking call of duty or something, normie.

>>39745
They should add tanks to Splatoon.

>>39758
>Go play fucking call of duty or something, normie.
As if there aren't any action games other than military shooters.

>I'll even settle for more singleplayer puzzle games.​​​​​
Do I have the game series for you

>>39758
OP IS CLEARLY A GIRL so don't be so mean. she wants to play sims 2 and roblox puzzles, and that's valid ok?

>>39827
you fucked up. you're dead kiddo

>>39827
>Lawl, Sims 2 is so cringe, guys, amirite? Only fake gamer girls play them!
Listen here, cuck. One more negative word about The Sims franchise and I'll force you to drop the soup in a shower. These games are literally better than crack. Have you ever tried roleplaying as Vladimir Lenin?

>>39829
>I'll force you to drop the soup in a shower.
Who would be eating soup in the shower to begin with!?
>Have you ever tried roleplaying as Vladimir Lenin?
Yes, this is precisely why I play grand strategy games to begin with.

>>39855
>Who would be eating soup in the shower to begin with!?
I will force you to eat the soup.
>this is precisely why I play grand strategy games
Apples and oranges, The Sims is a social simulator series. It's like comparing Victoria 3 to XCOM. Like, you can do that but these are strategy games of different scale. In Sims games you have to micromanage one or few characters down to their basic needs like food and sleep, it's part a survival game, part an RTS, part a sandbox, part an RPG and part a character and architecture creator. Which is sort of like Garry's Mod but it's restricted enough while giving you hundreds of options without addons or mods to be more like your grand strategy games on a very tiny scale.