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GTA VI TRAILER 2 JUST DROPPED!!!!!

I really love the atmosphere, the fact that you get to play as a modern roidhead white-trash criminal, and despite that I am in no way exited for the game, because it is just going to be another braindead follow-the-objective-marker third person shooter.

What the gameplay gonna be like though?
GTA + RDR2 have been trending in a really stupid direction.

>>42374
A roided hot anglo and his stacey latinx girlfriend…

Sounds like this game was made for 4chudcel coomers

>>42379
goddamit you've beaten me to this, ngl i like it

looks like it's only a year until white boy latina summer begins

bunda

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>>42379
it's literally just some modern bonnie n clyde type shit
>>42378
RDR2 was good tho

I feel really old now. I'm older than the rockstar protags

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>>42382
>I feel really old now. I'm older than the rockstar protags

<rdr2 year of release: 2018; 7 years ago

i'm feeling the age hitting me aswell

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Master Shake jumpscare at 1:28.

>>42384
kek

>>42382
>RDR2 was good tho
It had really bad mission design and was constantly at war with itself over whether it wanted to be cinematic or simulationist.

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What did rockstar mean by this?

>>42374
The male protagonist is so freaking hot I'd totally suck his cock

First time rockstar actually does a hot protagonist

>>42387
Hot and ready, that's what it means

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>>42391
why is this happening to me, i have reached levels of lonliness so toxic, where if a see a male protagonist chilling and killing with his gf i get jealous, why am i jealous of someone not real

>>42393
Your meant to be jealous by a guy like that. Not only does he get the girl, in real life he'd probably have other girls as well while waiting for jail bird girl to get out and yet she'd still remain loyal to him. Plus he's attractive and seemingly handy so he's the ultimate male. On top of the even that even the men want him as >>42391 demonstrates. I assume this anon is male but even if he wasn't I still think plenty of men, especially gay ones would want him. So yeah the ultimate male who has the pick of the litter so to say

>>42394
Also forgot to mention the obvious which is that he's a tough guy who can handle his business as they say. Plus he's a white guy or at least a light skinned hispanic I assume which ups his attractions level

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>>42395
>hispanic I assume which ups his attractions level
i've known a white boi who wished he was a BBC, seriously he was so terminally online he fell for the jews promoted blacks as masculine. i had a hard time telling him his fault was he was too skinny though, like borderline anorexic. but i digress he is no longer skinny

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>>42391
>First time rockstar actually does a hot protagonist
huh? you didn't think louise or claude were attractive? not even niko

RDR2:
>for suckers for spaghetti western
GTA6:
>for suckers of being terminally online memers

this trailer feels a decade late, consists of reenacting viral content and has no gameplay. yeah, shits gonna suck, isn't it

>>42398
Was there any hope that it wouldnt? I mean what talent could Rockstar possibly retain after over a decade of nothing but GTA Online and RDR.

It seems like they are putting a lot of focus on the romance which makes me think they are going to try to get more women to play the game. It makes sense given how expensive the game is that they want to broaden the appeal as much as possible. I wonder what else that choice might affect.

>>42399
true enough.
>>42400
see post before. i highly doubt rockstar has the creative capacity left to put on a good romantic story. from the trailer, they lack the creative capacity to write any character/story, instead going for memberberries and memes.

GTA6 will be the joke former entries of the series were telling.

>>42401
my guess it's that GTA 6 will be good but just like bethesda games you can feel how dated the mechanics are.

>>42400
the crazy part is that I always thought gta was a game for teenagers but it turns out it is quite popular among the 25-to-45 demographic. now that I think about it, it tracks with the fact that the protagonists have been getting older. this is a weird take but I think girlboss characters appeal more to men than to women, like "if I was a woman …" type thing

>>42394
Yeah I'm a gay guy lmfao

>>42397

Niko was kinda uggo in my opinion, Claude was cute but cursed by ancient graphics I think he would be quite a stud in VI graphics tho

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Chvdcels already buttblasted that their crime simulator is going to portray cops as enemies. How are they any different than the triggered woke sjw's they claim to hate again?

>>42405
>"anti-cop" is bad
x is just 2019 twitter in-reverse

>>42404
>Niko was kinda uggo in my opinion
true i like him mostly for his down to earth lines, as for physical attractivness, dude is literally a former child soldier/war criminal and an illegal migrant, and his hands shake when holding guns due to his soda and burgerss only diet. of course he won't look like Chris Evans

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>>42404
no matter the graphics claude always looks like he eats paper lol

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>>42374
>>42405
I miss when the male protagonists looked more like white trash (just more Hollywood version of it) in the beta leak then now.
I also would've liked full redneckXlatino, it seems like a more funnier dynamic
the male protag seems to be more blander now

>>42405
they also started noticing that gta vi will be a satire of america. shocking as it may be.

>>42410
u wot m8? didn't they notice this litsening to radio stations in gta san andreas and gta4? isn't weazel news literally just fox news? i'm sure they make fun of liberals too did they not know the game series became a huge satire with a story attached to it by gta3?

there was a cartoon series from gta4 tv that i'm surprised wasn't dig out of the grave to be used as proof rockstar went dei sweet baby all the buzzwords before sweet baby was a thing

>>42407
Niko was also the nicest protagonists of all gta games I've played which is surprising considering his background

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>>42412
ironic the nicest guy in the series is a serb and the most deranged is a canadian

>>42411
Sometimes it's not about the things themselves changing, but the way people perceive them.

>>42411
Rockstar was always le gay woke dei company, they literally made the first queer protagonist in gaming history (jimmy from bully)

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>>42405
love women😌

>>42440
This is why everyone should play at least one dating sim VN while growing up.

>>42442
should they?
romantic love isn't real, but young people consume romantic media and then think it is, and get frustrated when irl relations don't work like that. as funny as it sounds, san andreas for example had a more realistic perspective on interpersonal relations, always oscillating between the pathetic and the transactional

>>42445
Another W for San Andreas

>>42442
I just played camp buddy lmfao

Jason is such a thirst trap for the gays and I bet Lucia is too is for the straight guys, genuinely the hottest protagonists rockstar ever made

>>42448
as a straight guy I can tell you the guy is hotter

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>>42442
is true love 95 enough? yes yes i'm a 90s anime guy i know i'm old fashioned

>>42445
>romantic love isn't real, but young people consume romantic media and then think it is, and get frustrated when irl relations don't work like that
>as funny as it sounds, san andreas for example had a more realistic perspective on interpersonal relations, always oscillating between the pathetic and the transactional
Trvkular launch detected.

>>42445
>romantic love isn't real,
been happily married for over a decade. sorry it didn't work out for you bud. anyway for all you know the game's "twist" could be they have to kill each other and you pick which one to play as after the breakup. Which is kinda how GTA V worked with the 3 protagonists in a Mexican standoff at the end.

>>42452
Oh shit, I think I played that.

>>42386
Story was good, missions were OK, free roaming and hunting was GOAT. so overall it was good

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>>42461
I'm picking the chick, no way I'm looking at some redneck's ass for 80+ hours.

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>>42397
patrick something from deviant art… brown? I remember his shit from the early 00s. he's a good artist

>>42466
meant to say early 10s

>>42464
I always try to play as a chick if I have to create a character

>>42468
Why?

>>42470
To stare at when I'm playing. Although I don't play many video games anymore. And now that I think about I only really did that in saints row 3. I created buff and thick latina/French sounding chick. I thought she was hot and the game was alright

>>42468
>>42471
I only play as hot muscular dudes to stare at them too lmfao

>>42472
if you're a guy try hitting the gym, you'll get hot muscles on your body you can stare at for twenty four hours

>>42473
I'm too depressed to do that atm sadly but yes I always wanted to have a hot body, I absolutely love the male physique

Spurred by this trailer I finally decided to give GTA5 a try. Plays exactly like I expected it to - bad gunplay and insane level of railroading. In a first mission I punched a car and got game over screen, because I wasnt supposed to punch a car, becACUSE FUCK YOU I DONT CARE IT DOESNT DISRUPT THE SCRIPTING OR CONTINUITY THERE WAS NO OBJECTIVE MARKER TELLING YOU TO PUNCH A CAR STOP DOING THINGS THAT ARENT EXPLICITELY TOLD TO YOU STAY IN YOUR FUCKING SKINNER BOX
The narrative suffers from the same issue as GTA4, or Sleeping Dogs, or any other game of this kind that attempts for a serious story, it fundamentaly clashes with utterly unserious gameplay. You cant attempt exploration of themes trauma, violence, revenge and redemption while ragdollising 25 people driving your cousing to the bowling alley.

>>42477
You're probably correct but it's still a video game so who cares

>>42478
Well, me, for it is no fun to play.

>>42405
something tells me they wouldn't like gta4 tv channels

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Humanbros…

>>42512
Latinas can't resist that BHC

>>42477
try hitting the correct buttons next time

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>the day comes
>open up gta 6
>choose lucia
>do a few missions to unlock shit
>eat a lot of junk food
>get into a fight
>go to hospital
>get fatter in hospital because realism made it so i stay days there and eat sloppy american food
>weight increases in all areas because game is trying so hard to be realistic, including my ass
>run away from window to dodge the healthcare bill
>hide in safehouse and eat junkfood to keep fat up
>have lots of coffee mod anal sex with jason, only anal to train the booty
>go to floridan beach gym and train fat burning and lotd of squats lots lots of squat
>get arrested by cctv footage and witnesses reporting to the sherrifs as is realistic
>get incarcerated
>all according to plan
>eat lots of jail food which is famous for being hamburger slops
>go to the gym every day and squat
>burn belly fat, arms fats, keep the ass fats
>break out of jail
>i am finally ready to play the real game as a fat booty puerto rican

>>42547
I might buy the game just to stare at lucias fat ass if it ever comes out that is

>>42548
thats half the reason games like laracroft and nier automata had players standing in place just to glance at character busom, why is female ass more mesmerizing than man booty brah

>>42549
Because it's so shaped

>>42374
Nah, not necessary, it's just going to be a reskinned GTA V with a better graphics, I don't see how current tech offers any advantage other than ray tracing

>>42445
Romantic love is only possible between two selfless people otherwise one will take and other only give

>>42442
rec me a few uygha

>>42405
>chvds are winning the hardest they have since the Bush era
>they've gone from "conservatism is the new punk rock" and "stop cancel culture" back to the same whining evangelical freaks that they were in the Jack Thompson days

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>>42548
>mfw all the ass mods

>>42563
I… actually kinda prefer this sort of hysteria. It was fun.

>>42563
That is what right wingers are always like. The more they win, the more unhinged they become, because more detachment from reality is required to avoid recognition of what their "victory" actually looks like.

>>42570
win? the fuck did they win? a participation award in unhinged complaining and pwning? there's no victory with right wing complaining, even if they get their way they have to whine about something

>>42563
how the hell did this happen? i remember in gta4 there were two types of concervatives, the ones who complain it was anti-christian and introduced violence, and the other part, the majority of online rightwingers, the ones happy it was le offensive and gritty and let you shoot cops in a hospital, unlike feminist pussified tumblr games, those same people made shit like gamergate i think, so how do you go from gritty games are rightwing, to they are actually left and woke and anti-cop?

>>42547
that's fat????

bro is too broken by images of fat acceptance billboards he now call anything that's not petite or anorexic fat

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>>42588
forgot pic

>>42408
Claude is just Clint Eastwood with 90s raver hair

>>42591
someone needs to juxtapose this image next to news articles of Peterson calling for people on Twitter issuing death threats to be banned

>>42588
>>42563
The right-wing was always what I would call to be "Soy Right" (Evangelical Protestant, Whiny, Self-victimizing) but realized their image was terrible in the late 2000's so they changed up their game to be something more "Badass" But lately now that they have gotten cocky, they have let down their guard and let their neurotic/low-openness self out to the world. Expecting everyone to be sympathetic to it. Chuds are actually not very common, most right-wing people are soy right, they just pretend to be chuds to intimidate liberals.

>>42660
give me screenshot of said peterson doing that and i'll mspaint it for you lol

>>42588
>how the hell did this happen?
western culture is a binary machine that reproduces itself every so often, never reaching a logical conclusion because it's averse of synthesis, it's always reactionary

It's kind of crazy how little I want to play GTA1124714024910 6


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