GTA VI TRAILER 2 JUST DROPPED!!!!!
I really love the atmosphere, the fact that you get to play as a modern roidhead white-trash criminal, and despite that I am in no way exited for the game, because it is just going to be another braindead follow-the-objective-marker third person shooter.
What the gameplay gonna be like though?
GTA + RDR2 have been trending in a really stupid direction.
>>42374A roided hot anglo and his stacey latinx girlfriend…
Sounds like this game was made for 4chudcel coomers
>>42379goddamit you've beaten me to this, ngl i like it
looks like it's only a year until white boy latina summer begins
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>>42379it's literally just some modern bonnie n clyde type shit
>>42378RDR2 was good tho
I feel really old now. I'm older than the rockstar protags
>>42382>RDR2 was good tho It had really bad mission design and was constantly at war with itself over whether it wanted to be cinematic or simulationist.
>>42374The male protagonist is so freaking hot I'd totally suck his cock
First time rockstar actually does a hot protagonist
>>42387Hot and ready, that's what it means
>>42393Your meant to be jealous by a guy like that. Not only does he get the girl, in real life he'd probably have other girls as well while waiting for jail bird girl to get out and yet she'd still remain loyal to him. Plus he's attractive and seemingly handy so he's the ultimate male. On top of the even that even the men want him as
>>42391 demonstrates. I assume this anon is male but even if he wasn't I still think plenty of men, especially gay ones would want him. So yeah the ultimate male who has the pick of the litter so to say
>>42394Also forgot to mention the obvious which is that he's a tough guy who can handle his business as they say. Plus he's a white guy or at least a light skinned hispanic I assume which ups his attractions level
RDR2:
>for suckers for spaghetti western
GTA6:
>for suckers of being terminally online memers
this trailer feels a decade late, consists of reenacting viral content and has no gameplay. yeah, shits gonna suck, isn't it
>>42398Was there any hope that it wouldnt? I mean what talent could Rockstar possibly retain after over a decade of nothing but GTA Online and RDR.
It seems like they are putting a lot of focus on the romance which makes me think they are going to try to get more women to play the game. It makes sense given how expensive the game is that they want to broaden the appeal as much as possible. I wonder what else that choice might affect.
>>42399true enough.
>>42400see post before. i highly doubt rockstar has the creative capacity left to put on a good romantic story. from the trailer, they lack the creative capacity to write any character/story, instead going for memberberries and memes.
GTA6 will be the joke former entries of the series were telling.
>>42401my guess it's that GTA 6 will be good but just like bethesda games you can feel how dated the mechanics are.
>>42400the crazy part is that I always thought gta was a game for teenagers but it turns out it is quite popular among the 25-to-45 demographic. now that I think about it, it tracks with the fact that the protagonists have been getting older. this is a weird take but I think girlboss characters appeal more to men than to women, like "if I was a woman …" type thing
>>42394Yeah I'm a gay guy lmfao
>>42397Niko was kinda uggo in my opinion, Claude was cute but cursed by ancient graphics I think he would be quite a stud in VI graphics tho
>>42405>"anti-cop" is badx is just 2019 twitter in-reverse
>>42404>Niko was kinda uggo in my opiniontrue i like him mostly for his down to earth lines, as for physical attractivness, dude is literally a former child soldier/war criminal and an illegal migrant, and his hands shake when holding guns due to his soda and burgerss only diet. of course he won't look like Chris Evans
>>42374>>42405I miss when the male protagonists looked more like white trash (just more Hollywood version of it) in the beta leak then now.
I also would've liked full redneckXlatino, it seems like a more funnier dynamic
the male protag seems to be more blander now
>>42405they also started noticing that gta vi will be a satire of america. shocking as it may be.
>>42410u wot m8? didn't they notice this litsening to radio stations in gta san andreas and gta4? isn't weazel news literally just fox news? i'm sure they make fun of liberals too did they not know the game series became a huge satire with a story attached to it by gta3?
there was a cartoon series from gta4 tv that i'm surprised wasn't dig out of the grave to be used as proof rockstar went dei sweet baby all the buzzwords before sweet baby was a thing
>>42407Niko was also the nicest protagonists of all gta games I've played which is surprising considering his background
>>42411Sometimes it's not about the things themselves changing, but the way people perceive them.
>>42411Rockstar was always le gay woke dei company, they literally made the first queer protagonist in gaming history (jimmy from bully)
>>42440This is why everyone should play at least one dating sim VN while growing up.
>>42442should they?
romantic love isn't real, but young people consume romantic media and then think it is, and get frustrated when irl relations don't work like that. as funny as it sounds, san andreas for example had a more realistic perspective on interpersonal relations, always oscillating between the pathetic and the transactional
>>42445Another W for San Andreas
>>42442I just played camp buddy lmfao
Jason is such a thirst trap for the gays and I bet Lucia is too is for the straight guys, genuinely the hottest protagonists rockstar ever made
>>42448as a straight guy I can tell you the guy is hotter
>>42445>romantic love isn't real, but young people consume romantic media and then think it is, and get frustrated when irl relations don't work like that>as funny as it sounds, san andreas for example had a more realistic perspective on interpersonal relations, always oscillating between the pathetic and the transactionalTrvkular launch detected.
>>42445>romantic love isn't real,been happily married for over a decade. sorry it didn't work out for you bud. anyway for all you know the game's "twist" could be they have to kill each other and you pick which one to play as after the breakup. Which is kinda how GTA V worked with the 3 protagonists in a Mexican standoff at the end.
>>42452Oh shit, I think I played that.
>>42386Story was good, missions were OK, free roaming and hunting was GOAT. so overall it was good
>>42397patrick something from deviant art… brown? I remember his shit from the early 00s. he's a good artist
>>42466meant to say early 10s
>>42464I always try to play as a chick if I have to create a character
>>42470To stare at when I'm playing. Although I don't play many video games anymore. And now that I think about I only really did that in saints row 3. I created buff and thick latina/French sounding chick. I thought she was hot and the game was alright
>>42468>>42471I only play as hot muscular dudes to stare at them too lmfao
>>42472if you're a guy try hitting the gym, you'll get hot muscles on your body you can stare at for twenty four hours
>>42473I'm too depressed to do that atm sadly but yes I always wanted to have a hot body, I absolutely love the male physique
Spurred by this trailer I finally decided to give GTA5 a try. Plays exactly like I expected it to - bad gunplay and insane level of railroading. In a first mission I punched a car and got game over screen, because I wasnt supposed to punch a car, becACUSE FUCK YOU I DONT CARE IT DOESNT DISRUPT THE SCRIPTING OR CONTINUITY THERE WAS NO OBJECTIVE MARKER TELLING YOU TO PUNCH A CAR STOP DOING THINGS THAT ARENT EXPLICITELY TOLD TO YOU STAY IN YOUR FUCKING SKINNER BOX
The narrative suffers from the same issue as GTA4, or Sleeping Dogs, or any other game of this kind that attempts for a serious story, it fundamentaly clashes with utterly unserious gameplay. You cant attempt exploration of themes trauma, violence, revenge and redemption while ragdollising 25 people driving your cousing to the bowling alley.
>>42477You're probably correct but it's still a video game so who cares
>>42478Well, me, for it is no fun to play.
>>42405something tells me they wouldn't like gta4 tv channels
>>42512Latinas can't resist that BHC
>>42477try hitting the correct buttons next time
>>42547I might buy the game just to stare at lucias fat ass if it ever comes out that is
>>42548thats half the reason games like laracroft and nier automata had players standing in place just to glance at character busom, why is female ass more mesmerizing than man booty brah
>>42549Because it's so shaped
>>42374Nah, not necessary, it's just going to be a reskinned GTA V with a better graphics, I don't see how current tech offers any advantage other than ray tracing
>>42445Romantic love is only possible between two selfless people otherwise one will take and other only give
>>42442rec me a few uygha
>>42563I… actually kinda prefer this sort of hysteria. It was fun.
>>42563That is what right wingers are always like. The more they win, the more unhinged they become, because more detachment from reality is required to avoid recognition of what their "victory" actually looks like.
>>42570win? the fuck did they win? a participation award in unhinged complaining and pwning? there's no victory with right wing complaining, even if they get their way they have to whine about something
>>42563how the hell did this happen? i remember in gta4 there were two types of concervatives, the ones who complain it was anti-christian and introduced violence, and the other part, the majority of online rightwingers, the ones happy it was le offensive and gritty and let you shoot cops in a hospital, unlike feminist pussified tumblr games, those same people made shit like gamergate i think, so how do you go from gritty games are rightwing, to they are actually left and woke and anti-cop?
>>42547that's fat????
bro is too broken by images of fat acceptance billboards he now call anything that's not petite or anorexic fat
>>42408Claude is just Clint Eastwood with 90s raver hair
>>42591someone needs to juxtapose this image next to news articles of Peterson calling for people on Twitter issuing death threats to be banned
>>42588>>42563The right-wing was always what I would call to be "Soy Right" (Evangelical Protestant, Whiny, Self-victimizing) but realized their image was terrible in the late 2000's so they changed up their game to be something more "Badass" But lately now that they have gotten cocky, they have let down their guard and let their neurotic/low-openness self out to the world. Expecting everyone to be sympathetic to it. Chuds are actually not very common, most right-wing people are soy right, they just pretend to be chuds to intimidate liberals.
>>42660give me screenshot of said peterson doing that and i'll mspaint it for you lol
>>42588>how the hell did this happen? western culture is a binary machine that reproduces itself every so often, never reaching a logical conclusion because it's averse of synthesis, it's always reactionary
It's kind of crazy how little I want to play GTA1124714024910 6
>>42589chvds have always called perfectly healthy looking women fat. it's part of their urge to shame women for not fucking them. or to bully them into having low self esteem. or something.
>>42701I never really saw the appeal tbqh. It's an "open world" yes, but what can you
really do except for the gansta roleplay, engaging in reckless driving and playing dressup. I'd take my heavily modded morrowind over it any day.
>>42374I wanna suck Jason's cock so badly
>>42762maybe i'm a simpleton but the parts of cyberpunk 2077 i enjoyed the most was driving around under the cool neon lights, so i'm lowkey looking forward to gta vi.
Did they say anything about the radio songs yet
>>42762Back in the day you had random job minigames that took advantage of the open world, stuff like that. Now there's basically fuckall. RDR 2 felt like it was missing this as well. Like you have discrete missions where you do stuff like rustle livestock but there's no free roam "radiant" style quests that just let you do those kinds of things organically. Even the bounties in that game were a step down from RDR1 in that regard because they leaned too much into scripted content.
>>42786>driving around under the cool neon lightsNow this i get. Cyberpunk is my second favorite mood.
>>42800>there's no free roam "radiant" style questsIt sounds strange to be missing this kind of auto-generated busywork, but i guess they just aren't putting in the work anymore to make the world feel alive, let alone handcrafting small, intriguing sidequests. Funny even this kind of aaa converges towards the proverbial corridor in the form of a couple of cinematic questlines.
They're still doing the ultra-realism thing? With this computer market? With the current culture around stylization?
Like I know it was in dev for a long time and yet it feels antiquated before release.
>>42808A lot of incoming games atm feel like modding assets repositories tbh
not even moddable games themselves because that ship sailed already and they didn't knew how to get the most out of it
another great investment by the capitalist class
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