Hey all, I was curious at to what you guys think about the SCP Foundation shared universe.
It was a nice idea but like everything I think it has gotten a bit 'overripe' with growth/exposure, it's not really an exciting niche thing with new ideas like it was way back when, nowadays it would be hard to come up with an SCP that wasn't derivative of something else on there, silly as it might seem I think all the good ones have probably already been written.
Some of the games are fun but I dislike how they all rely on the 'jumpscare' factor, SCP thrives more on the slightly more psychological horror IMO, but I guess it's hard to make a game based around that.
I really like the 'MTF' spawn theme from that one game though, works perfect for going on a blackops kill squad mission at night in the rain where you'll probably all die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H963JvHILpY>3001Damn that shit was kino and deserving of some kind of Hugo award or something.
The Reagan SCP is among my favs
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981 The Russian SCP site, run by Gene R is
http://scpfoundation.net/Also Soviet SCP GRU
http://www.scp-wiki.net/gru-p-hubOne of the most plausible SCPs is
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1984It essentially is a spooked auto-nuclear launch system i.e a Dead Hand Nuclear launch system. It's also linked to
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1178Another interesting Rus one in how it links to IRL lore is
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2617Two favorite soviet ones are
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2956 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-741(because they're giant fucking submarines)
These ones are cool soviet SCPs too
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1745 (It's A Hind D!)
http://archive.vn/C3ZgM A magic T-55
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1499 Its like the whole Upside Down in Stranger Things
4078 is obviously penned by a /pol/ shill is
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4078On the other hand 1011 is obviousy penned by a comrade
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1011This is an attempt at a Socialist SCP
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-12003563/soviet-anomalous-communism>>5032I remember that shit… honestly SCP went down the drain ever since it stopped cataloging IRL SCP images and just began making shit up from scratch
>>5285See
>>5153That's all the Soviet stuff I could find.
>>5824No it wasnt
It showed the fact that none of the original imageboard guardians were left
A Frog SCP I liked. Seems like Froppy has competition… in the Gay frogs department >>>/anime/1882
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811 SCP 811 only releases the flesh melting liquid from it's hands and feet; a mucus that rapidly decomposes any organic matter it comes into contact with. "Non-organic biohazard suits" are recommended. So, I'm guessing that if you can grab yourself a non-organic condom, it would help. However it wouldn't be the full SCP-811 experience… So you do you. But if you wore gloves you could hold hands.
Also reminder to archive the pages because they change fairly often
What disappoints me about the current state of SCP is that 90% of it is completely fictional. Like back when this started it was usually based on strange images and urban myths that were embellished. Now its just whatever weird shit someone makes up, even without an image, and a bunch of it was taken by furries too.
This is why I prefer /x/ shit and urban myths for material to compile. Things like the Chupacabra or the Mothman or the Slender Man or the Kuchisake-Onna or even Cthulhu is a lot more compelling since there are limitations for their indexes. In lieu of that I suggest we expand this thread to include urban myths as well as SCP.
Even things like link-related are good stuff for a creepy thread
jump-scare incoming http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217Am I the only one who thinks the Momo creepypasta ought to be a SCP?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momo_Challenge_hoaxhttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/momo-challengeThe original statue has been destroyed unfortunately, though for a good reason.
http://archive.vn/FRZt9>>6938Speaking of the Kuchisake-Onna pic 1 is a good It-like representation of her. Caption 2 is a more nice representation.
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%83%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%8D-%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%B0https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna Japan is full of such urban legends (which make up many of their modern youkai, pic 3 related.
>>6006The artist is keadonger /GET/-fag. Does a lot of SCP lewds, particularly SCP-1471.
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/keadonger/Pic 1 is a caption
Another SCP drawer is unusualmatias (pic 2 and 3)
Scp-5242010 “the banana man"
Object class:Euclid
Special containment procedures-a sheet must always be placed over scp-5242010 at all times.
Description:scp-5242010 is a painting of a beach with palm trees. It is said that who ever looks at the painting sees a man with bulging eyes, a big smile and bananas appear and will continue to see him wherever they look at, basically making them insane.
Scp-5242010-2 “the birds"
Object class:Euclid
Special containment procedures:a sheet must always be placed over scp-5242010 at all times.
Description:scp-5242010-2 is a cage full of fake birds of many colors, like scp-5242010-1 it is said that whoever looks at the cage of fake birds all of the bird’s head is replaced with a human head with bulging eyes and instead of a smile the birds have a large frown, the birds sing a catchy song by the band “TallyHall" called “banana man" explaining why scp-5242010-1 is holding bananas
Some birds sing more than others, in total their is five birds, there is three main birds that sing more than the others, the colors of the birds are silver,blue,red,yellow, and green, the main singing birds are the yellow bird, the red bird and the blue bird.
Scp-5242010 was found in a alley next to a dumpster and trash, as of right now their is no cure to Scp-5242010’s effects, who ever is affected by Scp-5242010-2’s song is to be kept in a patted room and closely monitored.
video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHYhttps://ghostbin.com/paste/ZkueSThe supernatural black lady that a bunch of anons made writefaggotry for a few threads ago. Pic related
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40001050/Original thread for those curious
>>19462>pedo</ss/ Unless you're talking about literal little boys that aren't even teens…
>/GET/<being for /ss/Those fags are all about lolicons, trap HRT and yuri, fuck that and fuck them.
Also
>Imagine taking a meme post this seriously. It's a chan, not reddit, relax your sensibilities here.
>>19463>lolicons, trap HRT >trap HRT so shotacon then, if it's not Astolfo then it's shota most of the time
>relax your sensibilities here.No, it's still cheese pizza.
Being in a imageboard doesn't excuse anything really.
>>19494>Muh /GET/<reddit memeThat's an image macro you absolute newfag, so yeah, I ain't reddit, twat.
>>19495 >trap = shotaconif you think this you're actually a moron.
>Astolfo I wouldn't know, I'm not looking up trap hentai
>cheese pizzaLOL no.
Imagine samefagging so much over a literal meme. Do a flip faggot.
>>19496>image macro you absolute newfag,aka a reddit meme, reddit used image macro for years
>I wouldn't know, I'm not looking up trap hentai but /get/chan does
they still posts kids female and male are posted there
>but it just loliit's still bad, and most lolifags just post /ss/ or shota anyways
>lol no>lolno argument was made
>>19496Yes, believe it or not, ever since "femboys" exploded in popularity, a lot of shota art that's literally tagged as shota in Japanese gets reposted as """""femboy""""" or "trap" porn, and a lot of Japanese trap porn is also shota.
So yeah, not surprisingly, there's a notable overlap between the two.
>Imagine samefagging so much I don't know about the other two posts, but yes, we're more than one, because when you say stupid shit and act like a moron, obviously more than one person will call you out on your retardation. Imagine thinking straight shota isn't pedoshit when it's literally in the name, lmao
>>19503>image macro is reddit because reddit uses it tooAre you actually retarded or do you not comprehend that image macros are classic chan stuff that was being used for YEARS before reddit picked it up?
>/get/chan does yes, I know to my misfortune, which is why I pretend the place doesn't exist
>it just lolinot what I said, loli and lolicon is shit. Shotacon, unless explicitly showing a literal child (and not some horny slightly under-age teen) is not the same shit. Inb4 "hypocrite" this has to do with female/male dynamics, a female cannot generally physically dominate a male, and they are being penetrated and giving up their sexual agency, ergo it's not the same as the other way around.
Shotacon as is usually labelled is just a MILF fetish combined with a bit of gentle femdom.
>no argumentFor what? It's a meme you fuck, what am I supposed to be arguing here, the validity of a sex joke on a chan?
>>19504>a lot of Japanese trap porn is also shota.pic related
>when you say stupid shit and act like a moron Jesus H Christ, it's a fucking JOKE, a common online reference. The original post being referred to wasn't even /ss/ it's an /ebt/ post about black mammies preying on "white bois" which isn't even related to literal boys. Given how nobody is actually asking what is being referred to before playing a repetitive "jump on the hatewagon" I think it's plenty justified to call it samefagging.
>muh pedosHoly fuck, call the internet police, someone made a /ss/ reference! Get off your high-horse, there isn't even any porn in relation to that.
>>19518you would be a
furfag as well, if you wanted to used this image on that standpoint
At least i don't jerk to kids >>19510>shota is MILF fetish combined with a bit of gentle femdom.No it's just cheese pizza but with male child and /ss/ is just a male child and woman or even a female child
Don't use mai MILF gal as a excuse
>>19521It's just like "halfgay" again
shitting on bait is purely a /leftypol/ way
>>19524>it's just cheese pizza but with male childтще ершы ырше фпфштю
Go boil your shirt speedreader
>>19520>2 "walls" of textIf you don't know what a text-wall is, don't use it samefag
>>19519Kek
>jerk to kids Did I post porn ANYWHERE in relation to that in this thread? Kids weren't even in the equation of the post in question,
>>18456 I really don't understand how you can go from literal Black Milfdom monster to "protecc muh kids" from a strawman.
>>19535>don't use it samefagno u
>тще ершы ырше фпфштю ur mom gay
>Did I post porn ANYWHERE in relation to that in this thread?You just admitted to jerking/liking shota and keep defending them like now
SCP is really cool and probably my favourite fictional universe. The basic idea ("secret organisation hiding paranormal stuff from normie society") isn't new, but the lore surrounding it is brilliant and more imaginative than the vast majority of commercially-produced media.
That being said, the wiki is sadly full of woke narcissist authors who obsess over upvotes rather than writing for its own sake. The newer articles in particular are plagued by the wiki's "elite" circle of power authors trying to one-up each other by writing increasingly convoluted and long pseudo-deep SCPs.
There definitely is a place for longer and more complex narratives within the SCP universe, but there is also something to be said about the relative simplicity that defined the earlier generations.
Of course, with 6000+ articles, you run out of simple Series I-style "things that do a thing" eventually. A mix of simpler and more complex SCPs would be ideal, but that is not what our wiki overlords are giving us.
With SCP entering mainstream Internet culture, there has also been a sharp uptick in dumb children within the community, particularly on places like Reddit and Youtube. The wiki proper has a moderately well-enforced age limit, but the offsite community is absolutely overrun with retarded 12 year-olds.
In my opinion the SCP community needs a bunch of fresh authors with new ideas and a genuine passion for creative writing, as opposed to the retarded popularity contest circlejerking going on with the wiki's current power authors.
>>19552>admitted Nope, I argued it was different from lolishit, and that remains true. Liking MILFs is basically every teen porn fantasy, the hentai-tier Cheese Pizza got brought up by a retard that took "white BOY" too literally.
>>19589 This is the first on topic post in a bit. Good points. This libshit in SCP is probably the reason that Russian dude clamped on it.
>>19591Faggot, you made the stupid /ss/ joke without even understanding what shotacon is. You even agreed that the first pic in that thread was indeed straight shota (even though that might be technically wrong). Are you now backpedaling?
Just so you know, high school teenagers are not shota or loli. If that were the case, most hentai, which very frequently features high school students, would be labeled "loli" and/or "shota", but it doesn't. No one sees 16+ y/o hentai characters as lolis.
Middle school teens might or might not count.
However, BOTH loli and shota are mostly children under 14. If this is NOT what you mean by shotacon, you might want to stop using that term to refer to your Oedipus complex fetish involving older teens and mature women.
>>19591ur gay
>by a retard that took "white BOY" too literally>libshit in SCPgay
>>19592>textwall bitching again You really have no life, do you? I literally left this site for 2 days and you're still too retarded to just stop being such a massive faggot.
>ss/ joke without even understanding what shotacon I do, you're the one that thinks in strictly pedophile terms here.
>agreed that the first pic in that thread was indeed straight shotaNo I didn't say that at all are you retarded? The first thread pic is a fucking doge meme. THe post of ""muh ss" is an ewbony MILF nude, n children involved, even the post is a joke about a MILF creepy-pasta going coming out of shadows to catch unsuspecting teen males and fuck them. There is nothing to backpedal from except a horny joke post.
>high school teenagers are not shota or loli. Uhh yes, they are retard. A kid below a certain age is a toddler, and primarily shotacon usually involve teens ranging from 12-15 sometimes older. Only illegal shit does younger.
>most hentai, which very frequently features high school students, would be labeled "loli" and/or "shota" Except that does get those labels on most sits having comprehensive tagging, and not a fe tags
>stop usingI use it by the definition applied: Underage male and of-age female, anything else is a specific subgroup, cope harder.
>your Oedipus complex fetish Imagine being so alienated from real life. Unironically go outside and touch grass. I doubt you'll so so, so, see ya in a couple days.
>>19606ur gay
>no u strictly pedophile terms here. >ss isn't Underage male and of-age femaleu gay and nou
>>19592this
>>19620>Stay mad faggetsnou
>single joke meme pic.that wasn't we were bitching about lel
>>19621urgay
Embedding error.
SCP-096 IS BALLIN
>>19870IDK
>>19858Yes, very OG
>>19872>Yes, very OGsad
alien big tits and girlcock would've been better
>>19870bait and the same type of bait happen in the jucika thread
>tldrin this thread a random /ss/ fag got butthurt and used bait
>>19881>You are the problemRude and no u owo
>meds.nou
>>19882Nice
>>19980>SCP-6000<6000The numbers alone are an indication that it's going too far at this point. That said SCP-6000 has interesting content in terms of, say, a fantasy set in modern reality (a la Yesterday's Hero by Johnathan Wood) but not as an SCP/Urban legend type entry.
>>19977>everything is THE BIGGER AND THE BADDEST WORLD-END-CLASSI haven't really seen that, but the again I haven't been on the wiki or the /trash/ threads in years, not since I made this thread.
>Branzoilki Got zilch for that are you just making up a name as an example?
>>20010>>7779>>6006>white girl dickThis would've been, if it wasn't for the white girl dick
>>20052Go tell anon that there?
>This age range is in the ages of consent of non-burger countries including European nations, Korea, Japanpls go
>>20053>Go tell anon that there?I did, that's why this post is saged? And heck I reconciled with the non-spammer anon so I'm deleting it anyhow. The spammer anon got a ban.
>pls go Unlike burgers people in Europe do not find 16 year olds engaging in normal 16 year old things to be icky.
>>20053 NTA
>white girl dickThe fuck does that mean?
>>20191uygha I already ended the argument and stopped posting about it here, stop restarting it. SAGE
>>20190no u
>>20191>>20195Rude, owo
pls go
>>20649Being ashamed of being childish just for liking something that isn't explicitly for adults is stupid. Obviously don't be infantile, but that is a matter of self-moderation.
>“When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: A stodgy parent is not fun at all! What a child wants—and DESERVES—is a parent who is SPARKY!” - Roald Dahl Also SCP is kinda inspired by X-Files and /x/ type mysteries and conspiracies that are more adult than child-based. (Heck teens and kids made the fandom childish, rather than the other way around).
>>22857Retarded wiki team once again bending backwards to comply with """intellectual property""" bullshit. The guy who made the statue didn't even tell them to remove the picture, he just asked for it to be used non-commercially. It is utterly pointless.
The current wiki admins are obsessed with removing or changing all the old Gen 1 and Gen 2 articles that don't fit into their elitist and narrow narrative of what the SCP universe ought to be. They are turning an open-source, community-driven and decentralised creative writing project into their personal narcissistic power fantasy. It all has to comply to their vision and theirs alone, otherwise it is bad and has to be changed or removed.
The 173 picture stands for the organic, crowdsourced creativity that once defined the SCP community. Removing the picture is another step away from that.
>>22927There is not really a unified SCP canon, no matter how much the wiki aristocracy and people like djkaktus would want for that to be the case. Calling it all shit is dishonest. Not even all the new novel-length SCPs are shit. At this point, SCP is more of a lose genre than a single self-contained work of fiction.
>>23275wow that fukin sux
is there a better wiki thing out there?
>>30942Items: Knife, Torch, Compass
Rare: Jumper, Greed, Shifter
Companions: Merchant, Soldier
Quests: Do all I guess
>>35616The SCP also went to shit because a lot of the groups like writers, artists etc, were obsessed with Mal0 a.k.a SCP-1471, the skulldog everyone seems to associate with SCP now. It was instant furry-bait.
As for current horror projects I can't think of any other than some cryptozoologist forums and Lobotomy Corporation.
>>35620True, but it was the closest image I could find
>>35619This
Journal Extract from junior researcher Dr Sandra Walker, regarding experiment PA19-B involving SCP-745.
Dr Benici, head researcher of Project Hamster Wheel, a project which aimed to utilise the anatomy of SCP-745 to generate electrical energy through kinetic harnessing.
In short, he wanted to put them on a wheel and use them as a dynamo to produce energy.
There were two instances of 745, 745-T and 745-B, affectionately named ‘Twitch’ and ‘Bolt’.
745-T was given its name for its inability to remain still, as its body would constantly be twitching and subtly vibrating while not in direct motion.
745-B was documented producing speeds well over the 180kph which 745 are known for averaging.
The issues arose when during testing 745-B collapsed, Dr Benici had them removed from the testing area and sent for medical evaluation. Not wanting to leave the heart and soul of his experiment he left me to look after 745-T to prevent them from succumbing to harm as well.
While in my care 745-T was safe and largely calm. Instances of 745 are known for developing separation anxiety when they are removed from the company of their respective partner.
One cure to this anxiety is to have a familiar presence or entity keep them occupied until they are reunited. So, I sat with 745-T within the experimentation room to keep them company.
Despite being an arm’s reach from 745-T, I could feel the vibrations in the air and hear the faint hum of the vibration. Curiosity got the better of me, as it always does. I reached over and laid my hand on 745-T’s body and even through my gloves, I could still feel the strong vibration.
745-T seemed attentive to this contact as they moved closer and leaned against me, there was no clear hostility expressed in their body language, only what could be considered as loneliness.
Having 745-T leaning against me, I could feel their vibration through my clothes as if there was nothing between us. I could feel my hairs standing on end and light tingling sensations for the areas of contact. This was followed by 745-T lying down in my lap, almost like a domestic pet they lay there.
This was not good however, for the vibrations felt like they were growing stronger, increasing as 745-T got more relaxed.
While 745-T’s body was relaxing, my body was doing the opposite, their glowing, domed head was resting and vibrating in my lap. My self-control was being tested greatly as the vibrations were arousing more than my senses.
The improper thoughts began flooding into my mind, thoughts that I had thought once before but attempted to suppress for reasons amounting to work ethic.
I relaxed my sitting position slightly to feel the vibration to great effect and it was alluring, like a warm, weak vibrator nestled between my legs. I looked down at the rest of 745-T’s body, looking down towards their lower body, it could be that easy.
Then the power went down, plunging the room into darkness, lit only by 745-T’s head. Yet that was not the only source of light, a small weak stream of light from emerging from their lower body, hidden away behind their cloaca. It was like a force beyond telling me that this was what I was to do.
Reaching down 745-T’s body, I stroked my hand over the cloaca, guided only by the luminescent glow escaping it. I pressed down on the sensitive spot to reveal their member, and before me, there it was, 745-T’s glowing member, its glow was weaker than that of the cranial dome, but still strong enough to see with ease.
To my surprise however, I noticed that the member went through a cycle of luminescence, starting off with its dullest state before transitioning to a brighter state. Constantly repeating.
Moving my hand from the sensitive spot, I gripped the member and slid my fingers up and down it to stimulate it further. Straight away I could feel the vibrating and the pulsating that the member was exhibiting.
745-T was clearly familiar with what was happening as they rubbed their head against my crotch aggressively, easily pushing up my skirt to reveal my underwear which they quickly began licking at.
I moved 745-T to the ground as I attempted to undress, but 745-T was very adamant to begin without delay. I only managed to remove my underwear before almost being knocked down by 745-T. I lay there on my back, looking up at 745-T, seeing only the glow of their dome and their member before me.
745-T approached as I spread my legs to invite them, their dome was before my face, the brightness in the dark room was almost blinding. I invited their member into my body, navigating through touch alone.
The tingle of their tip was a sign of what was to come as they quickly filled me with their member. They wasted no time as once the member had become accustom with how much space there was to fill, they begin to thrust.
The initial thrusting caught me off-guard as I expected them to start off slowly. More fool-me, nothing about 745 was slow, why did I expect their mating to be?
Normally, thrusting straight away would cause me great discomfort, but I felt none of that. The vibrations before and during made me wetter that I would care to admit. The vibration along with the pulsing of 745-T’s member made everything bearable.
The speed at which 745-T was thrusting was beyond me, I had never experienced such speed before, not from a human, nor a machine, not even another anomaly could match it.
My own body was pulsing and twitching, I had to try my hardest to keep myself under control, but I couldn’t. We had only just started and I was already about to finish. My muscles were tensing and releasing constantly as I reached my peak.
Almost instinctively I wrapped my legs around 745-T as I orgasmed, having to quickly move them again to allow 745-T to continue.
745-T showed no sign of letting up or slowing down, the vibrations that I felt only grew stronger as 745-T somehow got even faster. I was starting to peak again, not even a minute after the first, the second orgasm came swiftly after.
My muscles were starting to hurt because of the orgasmic strength which I was exerting. Yet 745-T was still going.
I was over stimulated, everything was starting to hurt now, tensing and relaxing constantly for each following orgasm took its toll on my body. 745-T showed no sign of faltering or slowing down.
Another peak, one which was intertwined with both pain and pleasure, skating on the razors edge it felt like. I believed that I was unable to climax anymore, as I was left edging around the point of no return.
After showing no signs of letting up, 745-T let out a strange chirping noise as they began to climax as well. The vibrations were an intolerable level, pleasure bordering on pain, the friction of 745-T’s relentless assault overheated me. The fire inside me was cooled off as I felt 745-T’s load begin to fill me. That was all that I needed, my last push over the edge. My last orgasm for the night.
Once 745-T had removed their member, I looked at them before resting my head down. That took more out of me than I could have ever thought sex would take.
I wanted to lie there forever. Everything hurt, but it was a pleasurable pain, the experience of a lifetime.
Sadly, I knew that the power would be returning soon, so I musted the little strength I had left and lifted myself back onto a chair.
I rolled my skirt back down and collected my underwear, darkness remained with us for a couple minutes more before the power returned.
Dr Benici also returned shortly after, too soon for me to clean myself up, so I got to enjoy the rest of that shift with anomalous semen running down my thighs and friction burns where friction burns should never be.
By Keadonger
Liminal spaces and the backrooms have to be the lamest fucking concepts in modern horror. The real life experience of déjà vu is freakier than some vaguely familiar otherworld with pretty much nothing in it. Hated it in 2019 and I hate it even more now.
This liminal space trash is working it's way to the SCP wiki now, too. This website has a lot of bad shit, like, a LOT (I still remember the transgender alien Homestuck blogger), but at least they were getting less derivative towards like series 3.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7819>>42490Yuki-Onna had 50/50 odds on whether they'd kill you or marry you. There's also a Jurogomo tale that tells of a man who fell in love with her, seeing only her top half, he was eventually told she was a man-eating spider lady, but he didn't care and went back to her lair- myth ends before we find out if this ended good or bad.
Many creatures are similar to kitsune like the selkies for example that are seals who can turn into humans and there are many stories of them marrying a man. The frog from Austria/Italy. The prince fall in love and marry a frog without knowing she is a frog (no, she doesn’t have a human form), she gets angry and go away and the prince still go after her in frog form. Only in the end fairies turn her into a human.
These tales have their own academic category: Aarne–Thompson type 402, "The Animal Bride,"
https://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/type0402.html>>42496>One of the oldest surviving kitsune tales provides a widely known folk etymology of the word kitsune. Unlike most tales of kitsune who become human and marry human males, this one does not end tragically>"You may be a fox," Ono called after her, "but you are the mother of my son and I love you. Come back when you please; you will always be welcome.">So every evening she stole back and slept in his arms.Original kitsune is 100% wife cuddling tier.
>>42498Spiders
usually only eat their mates if they're already malnourished. There are some that will actually bring females captured prey as a
distraction wedding gift before mating with them.
So just learn to cook and keep your spider wife fat and happy and there's no problem.
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