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 No.5031[Last 50 Posts]

Hey all, I was curious at to what you guys think about the SCP Foundation shared universe.

 No.5032

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>Radlibs take over and start doing retarded radlib shit like changing the logo to a rainbow flag
>Anon trademarks the logo and threatens the web staff

Havent been following what happened after that but that was a giggle

 No.5033

I haven't taken them seriously since the furries took over, but I liked the Soviet SCP entries which were awesome.

 No.5035

It was a nice idea but like everything I think it has gotten a bit 'overripe' with growth/exposure, it's not really an exciting niche thing with new ideas like it was way back when, nowadays it would be hard to come up with an SCP that wasn't derivative of something else on there, silly as it might seem I think all the good ones have probably already been written.

Some of the games are fun but I dislike how they all rely on the 'jumpscare' factor, SCP thrives more on the slightly more psychological horror IMO, but I guess it's hard to make a game based around that.

I really like the 'MTF' spawn theme from that one game though, works perfect for going on a blackops kill squad mission at night in the rain where you'll probably all die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H963JvHILpY

 No.5039

The rpc one is better.

 No.5076

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4669
LMAOOO which one of you wrote this?

 No.5080

>>5076
LOL what the fuck

 No.5089

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>>5076
>An entity8 with the head of a black Cane Corso9 enters the front doors of Site-346. It is shirtless and has no visible armor or wards. Several members on guard duty attempt to neutralize the entity. The bullets disintegrate on impact and do not penetrate. Using a sheathed sword, it is able to incapacitate the guards.

kek it even has furries teleportng behind you

 No.5099

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3874

Which one of you wrote this?

 No.5100

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>>5099
kek, even the gusano in the discussion page seems to like it

 No.5109

>3001
Damn that shit was kino and deserving of some kind of Hugo award or something.
The Reagan SCP is among my favs http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981

 No.5113

>>5033
i would guess those would be pretty anti communist no?

 No.5119

I really like the lefty GOIs

 No.5120

From the riot thread over at /leftypol/


SCP 5612
Object class: safe
Containment procedures: SCP 5612 is to be kept inside his cell and fed 3 times a day. A smartphone with access only allowing Facebook, Twitter and 8kun must be present at all times. In order to prevent civilian deaths from SCP 5612's anomalous effect it is connected to a Foundation made bot network to keep it occupied and away from living users, however live interaction with users of 8kun is allowed. Any attempts to engage SCP 5612 in political discussion is strictly prohibited.

Description: SCP 5612 is a middle-aged white American named (redacted), or "Benny". Anomalous properties include super-human ability to "post" and "destroy libtards". The following presents it self through typing various online messages while engaging in discussion with differently politically minded people. These posses the properties of Berryman-Langford Memetic Kill Agent, that is, posses the ability to kill those susceptible.
SCP 5612 was first brought to the Foundations care after a series of deaths were tracked back to the victims sighting of SCP 5612's Twitter posts.

 No.5149

>>5120
kek based

 No.5150

>>5120
LOL… though honestly antifa FB pages are dumber than shit.

 No.5153

File: 1608525905065-0.jpg (53.41 KB, 630x630, SCP.jpg)

File: 1608525905065-1.jpg (117.86 KB, 720x359, marxist araneus.jpg)

The Russian SCP site, run by Gene R is
http://scpfoundation.net/
Also Soviet SCP GRU http://www.scp-wiki.net/gru-p-hub
One of the most plausible SCPs is
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1984
It essentially is a spooked auto-nuclear launch system i.e a Dead Hand Nuclear launch system. It's also linked to http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1178

Another interesting Rus one in how it links to IRL lore is http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2617

Two favorite soviet ones are
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2956
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-741
(because they're giant fucking submarines)

These ones are cool soviet SCPs too
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1745 (It's A Hind D!)
http://archive.vn/C3ZgM A magic T-55
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1499 Its like the whole Upside Down in Stranger Things

4078 is obviously penned by a /pol/ shill is http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4078
On the other hand 1011 is obviousy penned by a comrade http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1011

This is an attempt at a Socialist SCP http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-12003563/soviet-anomalous-communism

>>5032
I remember that shit… honestly SCP went down the drain ever since it stopped cataloging IRL SCP images and just began making shit up from scratch

 No.5257

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So what's up with SCPs and lewding them?

 No.5267

>>5257
That SCP that hypnotizes you into believing you are fucking your waifu is Kino af

 No.5268

>>5267
What SCP is that?

 No.5273


 No.5285

how are the soviet SCP's? are there not a lot of boomer tier anti communist messages in them?

 No.5287

>>5285
See >>5153
That's all the Soviet stuff I could find.

 No.5304

>>5287
do they have pro or anti commie messages? how based are they?

 No.5315

>>5304
Depends on the post, most of them are neutral as far as I can understand.

 No.5353

>>5304
>do they have pro or anti commie messages?
Yes.

 No.5824

>>5032
Meh, the whole shitshow surrounding the "changing" to the SCP logo was fucking stupid

 No.5825

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>>5824
No it wasnt

It showed the fact that none of the original imageboard guardians were left

 No.5831

>>5825
The fact that there was large amounts of protest to this shows otherwise.

 No.5839

have you guys played Control, the Remedy game? it's my favorite game of last year

also where did this "paranormal government agency" trope originated? I remember this cartoon I watched as a kid that had it, Martin Mystery, but surely the trope is older than that

 No.5845

>>5257
There's the canine skull SCPs that get lewded alot, someone needs to make an Animal Crossing Dog meme with that

 No.5846

>>5845
Reminder: Stop lewding the eldritch monsters

 No.5861

>>5846
Fuck you! If I want to fuck a dog skull I will do it!

 No.6006

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>>5861
>>5846
>>5845
>>5257
>>5267
Just a /GET/-fag coming through

 No.6307

>>6006
Like liquid shit

 No.6419

>>5846
Trips confirm; stop lewding beasts

 No.6934

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A Frog SCP I liked. Seems like Froppy has competition… in the Gay frogs department >>>/anime/1882
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811

SCP 811 only releases the flesh melting liquid from it's hands and feet; a mucus that rapidly decomposes any organic matter it comes into contact with. "Non-organic biohazard suits" are recommended. So, I'm guessing that if you can grab yourself a non-organic condom, it would help. However it wouldn't be the full SCP-811 experience… So you do you. But if you wore gloves you could hold hands.

Also reminder to archive the pages because they change fairly often

 No.6938

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What disappoints me about the current state of SCP is that 90% of it is completely fictional. Like back when this started it was usually based on strange images and urban myths that were embellished. Now its just whatever weird shit someone makes up, even without an image, and a bunch of it was taken by furries too.

This is why I prefer /x/ shit and urban myths for material to compile. Things like the Chupacabra or the Mothman or the Slender Man or the Kuchisake-Onna or even Cthulhu is a lot more compelling since there are limitations for their indexes. In lieu of that I suggest we expand this thread to include urban myths as well as SCP.

Even things like link-related are good stuff for a creepy thread
jump-scare incoming http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217

 No.6943

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Am I the only one who thinks the Momo creepypasta ought to be a SCP?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momo_Challenge_hoax
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/momo-challenge

The original statue has been destroyed unfortunately, though for a good reason.
http://archive.vn/FRZt9

 No.6944

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>>6938
Speaking of the Kuchisake-Onna pic 1 is a good It-like representation of her. Caption 2 is a more nice representation.

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%83%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%8D-%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%B0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna

Japan is full of such urban legends (which make up many of their modern youkai, pic 3 related.

 No.6945

derek hetrick does a lot of weird creepy shit.

 No.7779

>>6006
The artist is keadonger /GET/-fag. Does a lot of SCP lewds, particularly SCP-1471.
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/keadonger/
Pic 1 is a caption

Another SCP drawer is unusualmatias (pic 2 and 3)

 No.7783

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>>6938
So stuff like scp-049 essentially
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049

 No.7790

>>6943
She had nice tits for a spooky mom bird.

 No.7792

>>7790
I know right?!

 No.10336

It's interesting that SCP threads just about died on 4chan soon after this thread was posted.

 No.10677

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>>5031
——— Story section ———
>A PING to remember https://pastebin.com/8yzzR50R By FuggerNugget

>incident 682/D https://pastebin.com/pde0u45g By Baseline


>segador https://pastebin.com/kjTb8xqq By Hammered Anon


>Z0RR.a https://pastebin.com/AmrTS3bA By Nohbdi


>More 'quality' fiction:

- https://pastebin.com/7JkAWhrf
- https://pastebin.com/e3xGpS1b
- https://pastebin.com/fy1vDMJL

——— Archive and Booru section ———
- The Thread That Started It All: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6583255/
- Booru: https://scptrash.booru.org/index.php

 No.10678

>>10677
>spoilers failed for pic 2 and 3.
Fuck

 No.10727

>>6938
Are you using an alternate /x/ or something? The one I have access too is a right-wing shithole with no new stories.

 No.10759

>>10727
I mean at the moment I haven't been on /x/ in 6 months so shit might have gone downhill by now. But last time I was there I had fun.

 No.13536

Scp-5242010 “the banana man"

Object class:Euclid

Special containment procedures-a sheet must always be placed over scp-5242010 at all times.

Description:scp-5242010 is a painting of a beach with palm trees. It is said that who ever looks at the painting sees a man with bulging eyes, a big smile and bananas appear and will continue to see him wherever they look at, basically making them insane.

Scp-5242010-2 “the birds"

Object class:Euclid

Special containment procedures:a sheet must always be placed over scp-5242010 at all times.

Description:scp-5242010-2 is a cage full of fake birds of many colors, like scp-5242010-1 it is said that whoever looks at the cage of fake birds all of the bird’s head is replaced with a human head with bulging eyes and instead of a smile the birds have a large frown, the birds sing a catchy song by the band “TallyHall" called “banana man" explaining why scp-5242010-1 is holding bananas
Some birds sing more than others, in total their is five birds, there is three main birds that sing more than the others, the colors of the birds are silver,blue,red,yellow, and green, the main singing birds are the yellow bird, the red bird and the blue bird.

Scp-5242010 was found in a alley next to a dumpster and trash, as of right now their is no cure to Scp-5242010’s effects, who ever is affected by Scp-5242010-2’s song is to be kept in a patted room and closely monitored.

video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY

 No.13641

Is there a SCP that can bring about nuclear annihilation so we can start our posadist revolution?

 No.13646

>>13641
Lots of them are really destructive, but on a tangential note: check out 3003.

 No.13667

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 No.14034


 No.18456

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https://ghostbin.com/paste/ZkueS
The supernatural black lady that a bunch of anons made writefaggotry for a few threads ago. Pic related
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40001050/
Original thread for those curious

 No.18458

>>6944
>TFW hasshaku-sama is murderous Momdom fetish

 No.18497

>>6938
>Cthulhu
Oh you mean SCP-2662, he seems like a chill guy.

 No.19013


 No.19372

>>19013
Full Song

 No.19448

>>18456
>the first pic in the thread is /ss/

 No.19461

>>19448
Not the first but based regardless.

 No.19462

>>19461
>based regardless
go back to /get/, pedo

 No.19463

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>>19462
>pedo
</ss/
Unless you're talking about literal little boys that aren't even teens…
>/GET/
<being for /ss/
Those fags are all about lolicons, trap HRT and yuri, fuck that and fuck them.

Also
>Imagine taking a meme post this seriously.
It's a chan, not reddit, relax your sensibilities here.

 No.19490

>>19463
>>pedo
<>/ss/
>Unless you're talking about literal little boys that aren't even teens…
Yes, that's the point of shotacon.

 No.19494

>>19463
>the pic in your response is a shitty reddit meme
>call others reddit
/get/ not even once

 No.19495

>>19463
>lolicons, trap HRT
>trap HRT
so shotacon then, if it's not Astolfo then it's shota most of the time

>relax your sensibilities here.

No, it's still cheese pizza.
Being in a imageboard doesn't excuse anything really.

 No.19496

>>19494
>Muh /GET/
<reddit meme
That's an image macro you absolute newfag, so yeah, I ain't reddit, twat.

>>19495
>trap = shotacon
if you think this you're actually a moron.
>Astolfo
I wouldn't know, I'm not looking up trap hentai
>cheese pizza
LOL no.

Imagine samefagging so much over a literal meme. Do a flip faggot.

 No.19503

>>19496
>image macro you absolute newfag,
aka a reddit meme, reddit used image macro for years

>I wouldn't know, I'm not looking up trap hentai

but /get/chan does
they still posts kids female and male are posted there

>but it just loli

it's still bad, and most lolifags just post /ss/ or shota anyways

>lol no

>lol
no argument was made

 No.19504

>>19496
Yes, believe it or not, ever since "femboys" exploded in popularity, a lot of shota art that's literally tagged as shota in Japanese gets reposted as """""femboy""""" or "trap" porn, and a lot of Japanese trap porn is also shota.
So yeah, not surprisingly, there's a notable overlap between the two.
>Imagine samefagging so much
I don't know about the other two posts, but yes, we're more than one, because when you say stupid shit and act like a moron, obviously more than one person will call you out on your retardation. Imagine thinking straight shota isn't pedoshit when it's literally in the name, lmao

 No.19510

>>19503
>image macro is reddit because reddit uses it too
Are you actually retarded or do you not comprehend that image macros are classic chan stuff that was being used for YEARS before reddit picked it up?
>/get/chan does
yes, I know to my misfortune, which is why I pretend the place doesn't exist
>it just loli
not what I said, loli and lolicon is shit. Shotacon, unless explicitly showing a literal child (and not some horny slightly under-age teen) is not the same shit. Inb4 "hypocrite" this has to do with female/male dynamics, a female cannot generally physically dominate a male, and they are being penetrated and giving up their sexual agency, ergo it's not the same as the other way around.
Shotacon as is usually labelled is just a MILF fetish combined with a bit of gentle femdom.
>no argument
For what? It's a meme you fuck, what am I supposed to be arguing here, the validity of a sex joke on a chan?

 No.19511

>>19504
>a lot of Japanese trap porn is also shota.
pic related
>when you say stupid shit and act like a moron
Jesus H Christ, it's a fucking JOKE, a common online reference. The original post being referred to wasn't even /ss/ it's an /ebt/ post about black mammies preying on "white bois" which isn't even related to literal boys. Given how nobody is actually asking what is being referred to before playing a repetitive "jump on the hatewagon" I think it's plenty justified to call it samefagging.
>muh pedos
Holy fuck, call the internet police, someone made a /ss/ reference! Get off your high-horse, there isn't even any porn in relation to that.

 No.19515

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>>19496
Pls shut the up i just wanted black SCP titty, not ti know ur shit fedish for kids owo

 No.19518

>>19515
>using my image
You dare use my own magic against me furfag!?

 No.19519

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>>19518
you would be a furfag as well, if you wanted to used this image on that standpoint
At least i don't jerk to kids

 No.19520

>>19510
>>19511
>it's just a MEME!! Why are you so upset??
<posts two walls of text defending a retarded pic and explaining why shota is actually "not as pedophilic as loli"
HAHAHAHA oh wow

 No.19521

>replying to bait
You're not even on a designated shitting board

 No.19524

>>19510
>shota is MILF fetish combined with a bit of gentle femdom.
No it's just cheese pizza but with male child and /ss/ is just a male child and woman or even a female child
Don't use mai MILF gal as a excuse

>>19521
It's just like "halfgay" again
shitting on bait is purely a /leftypol/ way

 No.19535

>>19524
>it's just cheese pizza but with male child
тще ершы ырше фпфштю
Go boil your shirt speedreader
>>19520
>2 "walls" of text
If you don't know what a text-wall is, don't use it samefag

>>19519
Kek
>jerk to kids
Did I post porn ANYWHERE in relation to that in this thread? Kids weren't even in the equation of the post in question, >>18456 I really don't understand how you can go from literal Black Milfdom monster to "protecc muh kids" from a strawman.

 No.19552

>>19535
>don't use it samefag
no u

>тще ершы ырше фпфштю

ur mom gay

>Did I post porn ANYWHERE in relation to that in this thread?

You just admitted to jerking/liking shota and keep defending them like now

 No.19589

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SCP is really cool and probably my favourite fictional universe. The basic idea ("secret organisation hiding paranormal stuff from normie society") isn't new, but the lore surrounding it is brilliant and more imaginative than the vast majority of commercially-produced media.

That being said, the wiki is sadly full of woke narcissist authors who obsess over upvotes rather than writing for its own sake. The newer articles in particular are plagued by the wiki's "elite" circle of power authors trying to one-up each other by writing increasingly convoluted and long pseudo-deep SCPs.
There definitely is a place for longer and more complex narratives within the SCP universe, but there is also something to be said about the relative simplicity that defined the earlier generations.
Of course, with 6000+ articles, you run out of simple Series I-style "things that do a thing" eventually. A mix of simpler and more complex SCPs would be ideal, but that is not what our wiki overlords are giving us.

With SCP entering mainstream Internet culture, there has also been a sharp uptick in dumb children within the community, particularly on places like Reddit and Youtube. The wiki proper has a moderately well-enforced age limit, but the offsite community is absolutely overrun with retarded 12 year-olds.

In my opinion the SCP community needs a bunch of fresh authors with new ideas and a genuine passion for creative writing, as opposed to the retarded popularity contest circlejerking going on with the wiki's current power authors.

 No.19590

>>19589
The bizarre mindscrew SCPs are awesome tho, everyone is sick of the simple ones.

 No.19591

>>19552
>admitted
Nope, I argued it was different from lolishit, and that remains true. Liking MILFs is basically every teen porn fantasy, the hentai-tier Cheese Pizza got brought up by a retard that took "white BOY" too literally.

>>19589
This is the first on topic post in a bit. Good points. This libshit in SCP is probably the reason that Russian dude clamped on it.

 No.19592

>>19591
Faggot, you made the stupid /ss/ joke without even understanding what shotacon is. You even agreed that the first pic in that thread was indeed straight shota (even though that might be technically wrong). Are you now backpedaling?
Just so you know, high school teenagers are not shota or loli. If that were the case, most hentai, which very frequently features high school students, would be labeled "loli" and/or "shota", but it doesn't. No one sees 16+ y/o hentai characters as lolis.
Middle school teens might or might not count.
However, BOTH loli and shota are mostly children under 14. If this is NOT what you mean by shotacon, you might want to stop using that term to refer to your Oedipus complex fetish involving older teens and mature women.

 No.19601

>>19591
ur gay

>by a retard that took "white BOY" too literally

>libshit in SCP
gay

 No.19606

>>19592
>textwall bitching again
You really have no life, do you? I literally left this site for 2 days and you're still too retarded to just stop being such a massive faggot.
>ss/ joke without even understanding what shotacon
I do, you're the one that thinks in strictly pedophile terms here.
>agreed that the first pic in that thread was indeed straight shota
No I didn't say that at all are you retarded? The first thread pic is a fucking doge meme. THe post of ""muh ss" is an ewbony MILF nude, n children involved, even the post is a joke about a MILF creepy-pasta going coming out of shadows to catch unsuspecting teen males and fuck them. There is nothing to backpedal from except a horny joke post.
>high school teenagers are not shota or loli.
Uhh yes, they are retard. A kid below a certain age is a toddler, and primarily shotacon usually involve teens ranging from 12-15 sometimes older. Only illegal shit does younger.
>most hentai, which very frequently features high school students, would be labeled "loli" and/or "shota"
Except that does get those labels on most sits having comprehensive tagging, and not a fe tags
>stop using
I use it by the definition applied: Underage male and of-age female, anything else is a specific subgroup, cope harder.
>your Oedipus complex fetish
Imagine being so alienated from real life. Unironically go outside and touch grass. I doubt you'll so so, so, see ya in a couple days.

 No.19609

>>19606
ur gay

>no u strictly pedophile terms here.

>ss isn't Underage male and of-age female
u gay and nou

>>19592
this

 No.19620

>>19609
>reddit spacing cope
<muh pedo!!!
Your argument might hold if there was any actual pedo content to be found outside of a single joke meme pic. Stay mad faggets

 No.19621

>>19601
>>19609
>ur gay
I know you are, and?

 No.19629

>>19620
>Stay mad faggets
nou
>single joke meme pic.
that wasn't we were bitching about lel

>>19621
urgay

 No.19666

SCP-096 IS BALLIN

 No.19669

>>19666
baseds

 No.19843

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Surprisingly the first alien franchise x SCP pic I've seen

 No.19858

>>19843
>the alien doesn't big tits
>it isn't futa

 No.19870

>>19591
>brought up by a retard that took "white BOY" too literally
what's with faggots bringing up pedophilia for everything?

 No.19872

>>19870
IDK
>>19858
Yes, very OG

 No.19880

>>19872
>Yes, very OG
sad
alien big tits and girlcock would've been better

>>19870
bait and the same type of bait happen in the jucika thread
>tldr
in this thread a random /ss/ fag got butthurt and used bait

 No.19881

>>19880
>bait and the same type of bait happen in the jucika thread
<muh /ss/
You are the problem, seeing pedos in every thread BUT the ones that have pedoshit. Please stop and take meds.

 No.19882

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>>18456
OC stuff made for this joke ghostbin by an anon on /ebt/

 No.19883

>>19880
>alien big tits and girlcock would've been better
Post an example then

 No.19885

>>19881
>You are the problem
Rude and no u owo

>meds.

nou

>>19882
Nice

 No.19896

>>19880
>alien big tits and girlcock would've been better
Be the change you want to see

 No.19898

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>>19882
>t.Umibozu

 No.19900


 No.19977

anyone else think that the original point of the SCP foundation (to be a spooky writing thing about weird objects) is kind of ignored now that everything is THE BIGGER AND THE BADDEST WORLD-END-CLASS JORUMGRADR-TIER whateverwhatever READ THESE 5 LINKED TALES OR YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND THE SCP. DO IT NOW.

Also they've been making pages less edgy for a while now. I also think it's funny how much SCP people care about the lore of the foundation or whatever when the entire point is for things to be self contained case files. Also the fact that a lot of the SCP contributors are clearly weebs since all their character's names are retarded like Oyizuki or whatever or Branzoilki makes me not really care about it anymore.

The SCP wiki is just something you read when you're 15 years old and haven't realized you can better spend your time reading actual literature instead of spooky internet scribbles written by obese men online.

 No.19980

i knew SCP was dead once i read SCP-6000
overly long that tries to pluck at your heart strings and "holy shit" strings but ultimately does nothing and it drones on and on and god i hate these narrative scps id rather have 7000 variants of scp-173 to read through

 No.20009

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>>19980
>SCP-6000
<6000
The numbers alone are an indication that it's going too far at this point. That said SCP-6000 has interesting content in terms of, say, a fantasy set in modern reality (a la Yesterday's Hero by Johnathan Wood) but not as an SCP/Urban legend type entry.

>>19977
>everything is THE BIGGER AND THE BADDEST WORLD-END-CLASS
I haven't really seen that, but the again I haven't been on the wiki or the /trash/ threads in years, not since I made this thread.
>Branzoilki
Got zilch for that are you just making up a name as an example?

 No.20010

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 No.20053

>>20010
>>7779
>>6006
>white girl dick
This would've been, if it wasn't for the white girl dick

>>20052

Go tell anon that there?

>This age range is in the ages of consent of non-burger countries including European nations, Korea, Japan

pls go

 No.20182

>>20053
>Go tell anon that there?
I did, that's why this post is saged? And heck I reconciled with the non-spammer anon so I'm deleting it anyhow. The spammer anon got a ban.
>pls go
Unlike burgers people in Europe do not find 16 year olds engaging in normal 16 year old things to be icky.

>>20053
NTA
>white girl dick
The fuck does that mean?

 No.20190

>>20182
Pls go to /get/

 No.20191

>>20182
>>20190
Please at least take this convo to /siberia/ if you're gonna keep bitching about age of consent and telling each other to go to /GET/

 No.20195

>>20191
uygha I already ended the argument and stopped posting about it here, stop restarting it. SAGE
>>20190
no u

 No.20198

>>20191
>>20195
Rude, owo
pls go

 No.20346

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Anyone remember Kyle XY, SCP always reminded me of it for some reason

 No.20375

>>19898
>>19882
>Umibozu
umibozu appears to sailors on calm seas which quickly turn tumultuous. It either breaks the ship on emergence or demands a bucket or barrel from the sailors and proceeds to drown them. The only safe way to escape an umibozu is to give it a bottomless barrel and sail away while it is confused.

 No.20376

>>20375
most of those "evil" youkais are always just "get fucked lmao" where no matter what you do,you end up dead or tortured,pretty funny.

 No.20377

>>20376
Yeah there's something similar for the Kuchisake-Onna >>6944
>she asks potential victims if they think she is beautiful. If they respond with "no", she will kill them with her long medical scissors.
>If they say "yes", she will reveal that the corners of her mouth are slit from ear to ear, and she will then repeat her question.
>If the individual responds with "no", she will kill them with her weapon, and if they say "yes", she will cut the corners of their mouth in such a way that resembles her own disfigurement.
>Methods that can be used to survive an encounter with Kuchisake-onna include answering her question by describing her appearance as "average", or by distracting her with money or hard candies.


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