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 No.5031[Last 50 Posts]

Hey all, I was curious at to what you guys think about the SCP Foundation shared universe.


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>Radlibs take over and start doing retarded radlib shit like changing the logo to a rainbow flag
>Anon trademarks the logo and threatens the web staff

Havent been following what happened after that but that was a giggle


I haven't taken them seriously since the furries took over, but I liked the Soviet SCP entries which were awesome.


It was a nice idea but like everything I think it has gotten a bit 'overripe' with growth/exposure, it's not really an exciting niche thing with new ideas like it was way back when, nowadays it would be hard to come up with an SCP that wasn't derivative of something else on there, silly as it might seem I think all the good ones have probably already been written.

Some of the games are fun but I dislike how they all rely on the 'jumpscare' factor, SCP thrives more on the slightly more psychological horror IMO, but I guess it's hard to make a game based around that.

I really like the 'MTF' spawn theme from that one game though, works perfect for going on a blackops kill squad mission at night in the rain where you'll probably all die.



The rpc one is better.


LMAOOO which one of you wrote this?


LOL what the fuck


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>An entity8 with the head of a black Cane Corso9 enters the front doors of Site-346. It is shirtless and has no visible armor or wards. Several members on guard duty attempt to neutralize the entity. The bullets disintegrate on impact and do not penetrate. Using a sheathed sword, it is able to incapacitate the guards.

kek it even has furries teleportng behind you



Which one of you wrote this?


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kek, even the gusano in the discussion page seems to like it


Damn that shit was kino and deserving of some kind of Hugo award or something.
The Reagan SCP is among my favs http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981


i would guess those would be pretty anti communist no?


I really like the lefty GOIs


From the riot thread over at /leftypol/

SCP 5612
Object class: safe
Containment procedures: SCP 5612 is to be kept inside his cell and fed 3 times a day. A smartphone with access only allowing Facebook, Twitter and 8kun must be present at all times. In order to prevent civilian deaths from SCP 5612's anomalous effect it is connected to a Foundation made bot network to keep it occupied and away from living users, however live interaction with users of 8kun is allowed. Any attempts to engage SCP 5612 in political discussion is strictly prohibited.

Description: SCP 5612 is a middle-aged white American named (redacted), or "Benny". Anomalous properties include super-human ability to "post" and "destroy libtards". The following presents it self through typing various online messages while engaging in discussion with differently politically minded people. These posses the properties of Berryman-Langford Memetic Kill Agent, that is, posses the ability to kill those susceptible.
SCP 5612 was first brought to the Foundations care after a series of deaths were tracked back to the victims sighting of SCP 5612's Twitter posts.


kek based


LOL… though honestly antifa FB pages are dumber than shit.


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The Russian SCP site, run by Gene R is
Also Soviet SCP GRU http://www.scp-wiki.net/gru-p-hub
One of the most plausible SCPs is
It essentially is a spooked auto-nuclear launch system i.e a Dead Hand Nuclear launch system. It's also linked to http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1178

Another interesting Rus one in how it links to IRL lore is http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2617

Two favorite soviet ones are
(because they're giant fucking submarines)

These ones are cool soviet SCPs too
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1745 (It's A Hind D!)
http://archive.vn/C3ZgM A magic T-55
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1499 Its like the whole Upside Down in Stranger Things

4078 is obviously penned by a /pol/ shill is http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4078
On the other hand 1011 is obviousy penned by a comrade http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1011

This is an attempt at a Socialist SCP http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-12003563/soviet-anomalous-communism

I remember that shit… honestly SCP went down the drain ever since it stopped cataloging IRL SCP images and just began making shit up from scratch


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So what's up with SCPs and lewding them?


That SCP that hypnotizes you into believing you are fucking your waifu is Kino af


What SCP is that?



how are the soviet SCP's? are there not a lot of boomer tier anti communist messages in them?


See >>5153
That's all the Soviet stuff I could find.


do they have pro or anti commie messages? how based are they?


Depends on the post, most of them are neutral as far as I can understand.


>do they have pro or anti commie messages?


Meh, the whole shitshow surrounding the "changing" to the SCP logo was fucking stupid


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No it wasnt

It showed the fact that none of the original imageboard guardians were left


The fact that there was large amounts of protest to this shows otherwise.


have you guys played Control, the Remedy game? it's my favorite game of last year

also where did this "paranormal government agency" trope originated? I remember this cartoon I watched as a kid that had it, Martin Mystery, but surely the trope is older than that


There's the canine skull SCPs that get lewded alot, someone needs to make an Animal Crossing Dog meme with that


Reminder: Stop lewding the eldritch monsters


Fuck you! If I want to fuck a dog skull I will do it!


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Just a /GET/-fag coming through


Like liquid shit


Trips confirm; stop lewding beasts


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A Frog SCP I liked. Seems like Froppy has competition… in the Gay frogs department >>>/anime/1882

SCP 811 only releases the flesh melting liquid from it's hands and feet; a mucus that rapidly decomposes any organic matter it comes into contact with. "Non-organic biohazard suits" are recommended. So, I'm guessing that if you can grab yourself a non-organic condom, it would help. However it wouldn't be the full SCP-811 experience… So you do you. But if you wore gloves you could hold hands.

Also reminder to archive the pages because they change fairly often


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What disappoints me about the current state of SCP is that 90% of it is completely fictional. Like back when this started it was usually based on strange images and urban myths that were embellished. Now its just whatever weird shit someone makes up, even without an image, and a bunch of it was taken by furries too.

This is why I prefer /x/ shit and urban myths for material to compile. Things like the Chupacabra or the Mothman or the Slender Man or the Kuchisake-Onna or even Cthulhu is a lot more compelling since there are limitations for their indexes. In lieu of that I suggest we expand this thread to include urban myths as well as SCP.

Even things like link-related are good stuff for a creepy thread
jump-scare incoming http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217


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Am I the only one who thinks the Momo creepypasta ought to be a SCP?

The original statue has been destroyed unfortunately, though for a good reason.


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Speaking of the Kuchisake-Onna pic 1 is a good It-like representation of her. Caption 2 is a more nice representation.



Japan is full of such urban legends (which make up many of their modern youkai, pic 3 related.


derek hetrick does a lot of weird creepy shit.


The artist is keadonger /GET/-fag. Does a lot of SCP lewds, particularly SCP-1471.
Pic 1 is a caption

Another SCP drawer is unusualmatias (pic 2 and 3)


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So stuff like scp-049 essentially


She had nice tits for a spooky mom bird.


I know right?!


It's interesting that SCP threads just about died on 4chan soon after this thread was posted.


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——— Story section ———
>A PING to remember https://pastebin.com/8yzzR50R By FuggerNugget

>incident 682/D https://pastebin.com/pde0u45g By Baseline

>segador https://pastebin.com/kjTb8xqq By Hammered Anon

>Z0RR.a https://pastebin.com/AmrTS3bA By Nohbdi

>More 'quality' fiction:

- https://pastebin.com/7JkAWhrf
- https://pastebin.com/e3xGpS1b
- https://pastebin.com/fy1vDMJL

——— Archive and Booru section ———
- The Thread That Started It All: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6583255/
- Booru: https://scptrash.booru.org/index.php


>spoilers failed for pic 2 and 3.


Are you using an alternate /x/ or something? The one I have access too is a right-wing shithole with no new stories.


I mean at the moment I haven't been on /x/ in 6 months so shit might have gone downhill by now. But last time I was there I had fun.


Scp-5242010 “the banana man"

Object class:Euclid

Special containment procedures-a sheet must always be placed over scp-5242010 at all times.

Description:scp-5242010 is a painting of a beach with palm trees. It is said that who ever looks at the painting sees a man with bulging eyes, a big smile and bananas appear and will continue to see him wherever they look at, basically making them insane.

Scp-5242010-2 “the birds"

Object class:Euclid

Special containment procedures:a sheet must always be placed over scp-5242010 at all times.

Description:scp-5242010-2 is a cage full of fake birds of many colors, like scp-5242010-1 it is said that whoever looks at the cage of fake birds all of the bird’s head is replaced with a human head with bulging eyes and instead of a smile the birds have a large frown, the birds sing a catchy song by the band “TallyHall" called “banana man" explaining why scp-5242010-1 is holding bananas
Some birds sing more than others, in total their is five birds, there is three main birds that sing more than the others, the colors of the birds are silver,blue,red,yellow, and green, the main singing birds are the yellow bird, the red bird and the blue bird.

Scp-5242010 was found in a alley next to a dumpster and trash, as of right now their is no cure to Scp-5242010’s effects, who ever is affected by Scp-5242010-2’s song is to be kept in a patted room and closely monitored.

video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY


Is there a SCP that can bring about nuclear annihilation so we can start our posadist revolution?


Lots of them are really destructive, but on a tangential note: check out 3003.


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The supernatural black lady that a bunch of anons made writefaggotry for a few threads ago. Pic related
Original thread for those curious


>TFW hasshaku-sama is murderous Momdom fetish


Oh you mean SCP-2662, he seems like a chill guy.



Full Song


>the first pic in the thread is /ss/


Not the first but based regardless.


>based regardless
go back to /get/, pedo


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Unless you're talking about literal little boys that aren't even teens…
<being for /ss/
Those fags are all about lolicons, trap HRT and yuri, fuck that and fuck them.

>Imagine taking a meme post this seriously.
It's a chan, not reddit, relax your sensibilities here.


>Unless you're talking about literal little boys that aren't even teens…
Yes, that's the point of shotacon.


>the pic in your response is a shitty reddit meme
>call others reddit
/get/ not even once


>lolicons, trap HRT
>trap HRT
so shotacon then, if it's not Astolfo then it's shota most of the time

>relax your sensibilities here.

No, it's still cheese pizza.
Being in a imageboard doesn't excuse anything really.


>Muh /GET/
<reddit meme
That's an image macro you absolute newfag, so yeah, I ain't reddit, twat.

>trap = shotacon
if you think this you're actually a moron.
I wouldn't know, I'm not looking up trap hentai
>cheese pizza
LOL no.

Imagine samefagging so much over a literal meme. Do a flip faggot.


>image macro you absolute newfag,
aka a reddit meme, reddit used image macro for years

>I wouldn't know, I'm not looking up trap hentai

but /get/chan does
they still posts kids female and male are posted there

>but it just loli

it's still bad, and most lolifags just post /ss/ or shota anyways

>lol no

no argument was made


Yes, believe it or not, ever since "femboys" exploded in popularity, a lot of shota art that's literally tagged as shota in Japanese gets reposted as """""femboy""""" or "trap" porn, and a lot of Japanese trap porn is also shota.
So yeah, not surprisingly, there's a notable overlap between the two.
>Imagine samefagging so much
I don't know about the other two posts, but yes, we're more than one, because when you say stupid shit and act like a moron, obviously more than one person will call you out on your retardation. Imagine thinking straight shota isn't pedoshit when it's literally in the name, lmao


>image macro is reddit because reddit uses it too
Are you actually retarded or do you not comprehend that image macros are classic chan stuff that was being used for YEARS before reddit picked it up?
>/get/chan does
yes, I know to my misfortune, which is why I pretend the place doesn't exist
>it just loli
not what I said, loli and lolicon is shit. Shotacon, unless explicitly showing a literal child (and not some horny slightly under-age teen) is not the same shit. Inb4 "hypocrite" this has to do with female/male dynamics, a female cannot generally physically dominate a male, and they are being penetrated and giving up their sexual agency, ergo it's not the same as the other way around.
Shotacon as is usually labelled is just a MILF fetish combined with a bit of gentle femdom.
>no argument
For what? It's a meme you fuck, what am I supposed to be arguing here, the validity of a sex joke on a chan?


>a lot of Japanese trap porn is also shota.
pic related
>when you say stupid shit and act like a moron
Jesus H Christ, it's a fucking JOKE, a common online reference. The original post being referred to wasn't even /ss/ it's an /ebt/ post about black mammies preying on "white bois" which isn't even related to literal boys. Given how nobody is actually asking what is being referred to before playing a repetitive "jump on the hatewagon" I think it's plenty justified to call it samefagging.
>muh pedos
Holy fuck, call the internet police, someone made a /ss/ reference! Get off your high-horse, there isn't even any porn in relation to that.


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Pls shut the up i just wanted black SCP titty, not ti know ur shit fedish for kids owo


>using my image
You dare use my own magic against me furfag!?


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you would be a furfag as well, if you wanted to used this image on that standpoint
At least i don't jerk to kids


>it's just a MEME!! Why are you so upset??
<posts two walls of text defending a retarded pic and explaining why shota is actually "not as pedophilic as loli"


>replying to bait
You're not even on a designated shitting board


>shota is MILF fetish combined with a bit of gentle femdom.
No it's just cheese pizza but with male child and /ss/ is just a male child and woman or even a female child
Don't use mai MILF gal as a excuse

It's just like "halfgay" again
shitting on bait is purely a /leftypol/ way


>it's just cheese pizza but with male child
тще ершы ырше фпфштю
Go boil your shirt speedreader
>2 "walls" of text
If you don't know what a text-wall is, don't use it samefag

>jerk to kids
Did I post porn ANYWHERE in relation to that in this thread? Kids weren't even in the equation of the post in question, >>18456 I really don't understand how you can go from literal Black Milfdom monster to "protecc muh kids" from a strawman.


>don't use it samefag
no u

>тще ершы ырше фпфштю

ur mom gay

>Did I post porn ANYWHERE in relation to that in this thread?

You just admitted to jerking/liking shota and keep defending them like now


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SCP is really cool and probably my favourite fictional universe. The basic idea ("secret organisation hiding paranormal stuff from normie society") isn't new, but the lore surrounding it is brilliant and more imaginative than the vast majority of commercially-produced media.

That being said, the wiki is sadly full of woke narcissist authors who obsess over upvotes rather than writing for its own sake. The newer articles in particular are plagued by the wiki's "elite" circle of power authors trying to one-up each other by writing increasingly convoluted and long pseudo-deep SCPs.
There definitely is a place for longer and more complex narratives within the SCP universe, but there is also something to be said about the relative simplicity that defined the earlier generations.
Of course, with 6000+ articles, you run out of simple Series I-style "things that do a thing" eventually. A mix of simpler and more complex SCPs would be ideal, but that is not what our wiki overlords are giving us.

With SCP entering mainstream Internet culture, there has also been a sharp uptick in dumb children within the community, particularly on places like Reddit and Youtube. The wiki proper has a moderately well-enforced age limit, but the offsite community is absolutely overrun with retarded 12 year-olds.

In my opinion the SCP community needs a bunch of fresh authors with new ideas and a genuine passion for creative writing, as opposed to the retarded popularity contest circlejerking going on with the wiki's current power authors.


Nope, I argued it was different from lolishit, and that remains true. Liking MILFs is basically every teen porn fantasy, the hentai-tier Cheese Pizza got brought up by a retard that took "white BOY" too literally.

This is the first on topic post in a bit. Good points. This libshit in SCP is probably the reason that Russian dude clamped on it.


Faggot, you made the stupid /ss/ joke without even understanding what shotacon is. You even agreed that the first pic in that thread was indeed straight shota (even though that might be technically wrong). Are you now backpedaling?
Just so you know, high school teenagers are not shota or loli. If that were the case, most hentai, which very frequently features high school students, would be labeled "loli" and/or "shota", but it doesn't. No one sees 16+ y/o hentai characters as lolis.
Middle school teens might or might not count.
However, BOTH loli and shota are mostly children under 14. If this is NOT what you mean by shotacon, you might want to stop using that term to refer to your Oedipus complex fetish involving older teens and mature women.


ur gay

>by a retard that took "white BOY" too literally

>libshit in SCP


>textwall bitching again
You really have no life, do you? I literally left this site for 2 days and you're still too retarded to just stop being such a massive faggot.
>ss/ joke without even understanding what shotacon
I do, you're the one that thinks in strictly pedophile terms here.
>agreed that the first pic in that thread was indeed straight shota
No I didn't say that at all are you retarded? The first thread pic is a fucking doge meme. THe post of ""muh ss" is an ewbony MILF nude, n children involved, even the post is a joke about a MILF creepy-pasta going coming out of shadows to catch unsuspecting teen males and fuck them. There is nothing to backpedal from except a horny joke post.
>high school teenagers are not shota or loli.
Uhh yes, they are retard. A kid below a certain age is a toddler, and primarily shotacon usually involve teens ranging from 12-15 sometimes older. Only illegal shit does younger.
>most hentai, which very frequently features high school students, would be labeled "loli" and/or "shota"
Except that does get those labels on most sits having comprehensive tagging, and not a fe tags
>stop using
I use it by the definition applied: Underage male and of-age female, anything else is a specific subgroup, cope harder.
>your Oedipus complex fetish
Imagine being so alienated from real life. Unironically go outside and touch grass. I doubt you'll so so, so, see ya in a couple days.


ur gay

>no u strictly pedophile terms here.

>ss isn't Underage male and of-age female
u gay and nou



>reddit spacing cope
<muh pedo!!!
Your argument might hold if there was any actual pedo content to be found outside of a single joke meme pic. Stay mad faggets


>ur gay
I know you are, and?


>Stay mad faggets
>single joke meme pic.
that wasn't we were bitching about lel



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Surprisingly the first alien franchise x SCP pic I've seen


>the alien doesn't big tits
>it isn't futa


>brought up by a retard that took "white BOY" too literally
what's with faggots bringing up pedophilia for everything?


Yes, very OG


>Yes, very OG
alien big tits and girlcock would've been better

bait and the same type of bait happen in the jucika thread
in this thread a random /ss/ fag got butthurt and used bait


>bait and the same type of bait happen in the jucika thread
<muh /ss/
You are the problem, seeing pedos in every thread BUT the ones that have pedoshit. Please stop and take meds.


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OC stuff made for this joke ghostbin by an anon on /ebt/


>alien big tits and girlcock would've been better
Post an example then


>You are the problem
Rude and no u owo





>alien big tits and girlcock would've been better
Be the change you want to see


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anyone else think that the original point of the SCP foundation (to be a spooky writing thing about weird objects) is kind of ignored now that everything is THE BIGGER AND THE BADDEST WORLD-END-CLASS JORUMGRADR-TIER whateverwhatever READ THESE 5 LINKED TALES OR YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND THE SCP. DO IT NOW.

Also they've been making pages less edgy for a while now. I also think it's funny how much SCP people care about the lore of the foundation or whatever when the entire point is for things to be self contained case files. Also the fact that a lot of the SCP contributors are clearly weebs since all their character's names are retarded like Oyizuki or whatever or Branzoilki makes me not really care about it anymore.

The SCP wiki is just something you read when you're 15 years old and haven't realized you can better spend your time reading actual literature instead of spooky internet scribbles written by obese men online.


i knew SCP was dead once i read SCP-6000
overly long that tries to pluck at your heart strings and "holy shit" strings but ultimately does nothing and it drones on and on and god i hate these narrative scps id rather have 7000 variants of scp-173 to read through


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The numbers alone are an indication that it's going too far at this point. That said SCP-6000 has interesting content in terms of, say, a fantasy set in modern reality (a la Yesterday's Hero by Johnathan Wood) but not as an SCP/Urban legend type entry.

I haven't really seen that, but the again I haven't been on the wiki or the /trash/ threads in years, not since I made this thread.
Got zilch for that are you just making up a name as an example?


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>white girl dick
This would've been, if it wasn't for the white girl dick


Go tell anon that there?

>This age range is in the ages of consent of non-burger countries including European nations, Korea, Japan

pls go


>Go tell anon that there?
I did, that's why this post is saged? And heck I reconciled with the non-spammer anon so I'm deleting it anyhow. The spammer anon got a ban.
>pls go
Unlike burgers people in Europe do not find 16 year olds engaging in normal 16 year old things to be icky.

>white girl dick
The fuck does that mean?


Pls go to /get/


Please at least take this convo to /siberia/ if you're gonna keep bitching about age of consent and telling each other to go to /GET/


uygha I already ended the argument and stopped posting about it here, stop restarting it. SAGE
no u


Rude, owo
pls go


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Anyone remember Kyle XY, SCP always reminded me of it for some reason


umibozu appears to sailors on calm seas which quickly turn tumultuous. It either breaks the ship on emergence or demands a bucket or barrel from the sailors and proceeds to drown them. The only safe way to escape an umibozu is to give it a bottomless barrel and sail away while it is confused.


most of those "evil" youkais are always just "get fucked lmao" where no matter what you do,you end up dead or tortured,pretty funny.


Yeah there's something similar for the Kuchisake-Onna >>6944
>she asks potential victims if they think she is beautiful. If they respond with "no", she will kill them with her long medical scissors.
>If they say "yes", she will reveal that the corners of her mouth are slit from ear to ear, and she will then repeat her question.
>If the individual responds with "no", she will kill them with her weapon, and if they say "yes", she will cut the corners of their mouth in such a way that resembles her own disfigurement.
>Methods that can be used to survive an encounter with Kuchisake-onna include answering her question by describing her appearance as "average", or by distracting her with money or hard candies.


Question is it childish to like or have a slight interest in this sort of fiction?


Being ashamed of being childish just for liking something that isn't explicitly for adults is stupid. Obviously don't be infantile, but that is a matter of self-moderation.
>“When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: A stodgy parent is not fun at all! What a child wants—and DESERVES—is a parent who is SPARKY!” - Roald Dahl

Also SCP is kinda inspired by X-Files and /x/ type mysteries and conspiracies that are more adult than child-based. (Heck teens and kids made the fandom childish, rather than the other way around).



it's shit (capitalized on the mass online fascination with creepypastas and novelty horror games that the early 2010s had for some reason and didn't bring anything new to it) and the community is full of drama and disc0rd mods from what i could tell


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Retarded wiki team once again bending backwards to comply with """intellectual property""" bullshit. The guy who made the statue didn't even tell them to remove the picture, he just asked for it to be used non-commercially. It is utterly pointless.

The current wiki admins are obsessed with removing or changing all the old Gen 1 and Gen 2 articles that don't fit into their elitist and narrow narrative of what the SCP universe ought to be. They are turning an open-source, community-driven and decentralised creative writing project into their personal narcissistic power fantasy. It all has to comply to their vision and theirs alone, otherwise it is bad and has to be changed or removed.
The 173 picture stands for the organic, crowdsourced creativity that once defined the SCP community. Removing the picture is another step away from that.

There is not really a unified SCP canon, no matter how much the wiki aristocracy and people like djkaktus would want for that to be the case. Calling it all shit is dishonest. Not even all the new novel-length SCPs are shit. At this point, SCP is more of a lose genre than a single self-contained work of fiction.


>The current wiki admins are obsessed with removing or changing all the old Gen 1 and Gen 2 articles
And that's the reason I archive pages I like


if you stand with the church of the broken god you are a redditor


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>When you make a mythos for the frightening aspect of some monuments and apply it to all of them.
<People still sexualize them.


wow that fukin sux
is there a better wiki thing out there?


i think there is one that a Russian dude made but I forgot the link


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Anyone know the sauce of this pic?


there's a watermark by the creator


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noo how will i make myself angry reading badly written creepypasta flash fiction now


>De durn russkiez did it… because SCP is an important part of propaganda!


doesn’t imply the government ordered it, just that the traces lead to within the country


NGL a dystopian organization like the Foundation going along with the state religion and putting pride colors on their logo is pretty on brand and only adds to the horror.


lgbt is the new stat religion??? on god??????????????????????????


>SCP fanfilm called metronomicon
>Set in USSR, made by Russians
Looks pretty good IMO



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>I had dreams of the queen wonders that lived inside the hearts of love and silent treatments of all the elderly that I knew were once whole. I seek the revelations of all that the holy told to the unwise in the dreams of cold embers in sunlight that fade across lakes of black blood and snakes that eat the loaves of children from lamb trees in autumn. Endless suffering is the woe of ignorant men who never lack to seek the depth of their own hearts and only see the wealth of a poor world suffering to flay its own back in knife wounds of silver and brutal gladness. The nightmare is a dream to the nameless slug that wanders across minefield and the remains of deer and kings. Nightshade is shadows in all honest blinks that sort through the bile of newborn plagues, instant warmth is a mother's milk in dreams before anything was ever evil. In seconds the sun is beating like drums in all hearts eat the ear of noise. The sensual violence of lust is all the assurance you will ever need to know the worth of life.


I stand with the Manna Charitable Foundation


Gamers Against Weed over here of course


Items: Knife, Torch, Compass
Rare: Jumper, Greed, Shifter
Companions: Merchant, Soldier
Quests: Do all I guess


>what's up with SCPs and lewding them?
Teratophilia as a result of attraction to the strange and unknown.


It all started going to shit when they started over explaining everything, referencing each other’s scps, coming up with “quirky” oc’s and powerscaling. I’m not against any of the mentioned things but the community started over doing it which is not good for the main appeal of the scp.

Does anyone have any horror projects they would like to recommend?


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The SCP also went to shit because a lot of the groups like writers, artists etc, were obsessed with Mal0 a.k.a SCP-1471, the skulldog everyone seems to associate with SCP now. It was instant furry-bait.

As for current horror projects I can't think of any other than some cryptozoologist forums and Lobotomy Corporation.


I mean realistically there's only so much you can do with the SCP concept. Once you have thousands of world-ending examples it becomes just absurd (I know all SCPs are not canon simultaneously but still). But yes people overexplaining in their articles and writing huge giant narratives doesn't help.


also this should be 'never had your dick [redacted]'


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True, but it was the closest image I could find



You are right about the whole word ending thing, it really is stupid. Like what stops people from writing monsters and beings that are more town level or something, why make them all world ending and unstoppable, feels like an attempt to write the strongest and coolest oc.


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>SCP threads on 4/trash/
The userbase was essentially pic rel tbh


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Journal Extract from junior researcher Dr Sandra Walker, regarding experiment PA19-B involving SCP-745.

Dr Benici, head researcher of Project Hamster Wheel, a project which aimed to utilise the anatomy of SCP-745 to generate electrical energy through kinetic harnessing.
In short, he wanted to put them on a wheel and use them as a dynamo to produce energy.

There were two instances of 745, 745-T and 745-B, affectionately named ‘Twitch’ and ‘Bolt’.
745-T was given its name for its inability to remain still, as its body would constantly be twitching and subtly vibrating while not in direct motion.
745-B was documented producing speeds well over the 180kph which 745 are known for averaging.

The issues arose when during testing 745-B collapsed, Dr Benici had them removed from the testing area and sent for medical evaluation. Not wanting to leave the heart and soul of his experiment he left me to look after 745-T to prevent them from succumbing to harm as well.

While in my care 745-T was safe and largely calm. Instances of 745 are known for developing separation anxiety when they are removed from the company of their respective partner.
One cure to this anxiety is to have a familiar presence or entity keep them occupied until they are reunited. So, I sat with 745-T within the experimentation room to keep them company.

Despite being an arm’s reach from 745-T, I could feel the vibrations in the air and hear the faint hum of the vibration. Curiosity got the better of me, as it always does. I reached over and laid my hand on 745-T’s body and even through my gloves, I could still feel the strong vibration.
745-T seemed attentive to this contact as they moved closer and leaned against me, there was no clear hostility expressed in their body language, only what could be considered as loneliness.

Having 745-T leaning against me, I could feel their vibration through my clothes as if there was nothing between us. I could feel my hairs standing on end and light tingling sensations for the areas of contact. This was followed by 745-T lying down in my lap, almost like a domestic pet they lay there.
This was not good however, for the vibrations felt like they were growing stronger, increasing as 745-T got more relaxed.

While 745-T’s body was relaxing, my body was doing the opposite, their glowing, domed head was resting and vibrating in my lap. My self-control was being tested greatly as the vibrations were arousing more than my senses.
The improper thoughts began flooding into my mind, thoughts that I had thought once before but attempted to suppress for reasons amounting to work ethic.

I relaxed my sitting position slightly to feel the vibration to great effect and it was alluring, like a warm, weak vibrator nestled between my legs. I looked down at the rest of 745-T’s body, looking down towards their lower body, it could be that easy.
Then the power went down, plunging the room into darkness, lit only by 745-T’s head. Yet that was not the only source of light, a small weak stream of light from emerging from their lower body, hidden away behind their cloaca. It was like a force beyond telling me that this was what I was to do.

Reaching down 745-T’s body, I stroked my hand over the cloaca, guided only by the luminescent glow escaping it. I pressed down on the sensitive spot to reveal their member, and before me, there it was, 745-T’s glowing member, its glow was weaker than that of the cranial dome, but still strong enough to see with ease.
To my surprise however, I noticed that the member went through a cycle of luminescence, starting off with its dullest state before transitioning to a brighter state. Constantly repeating.

Moving my hand from the sensitive spot, I gripped the member and slid my fingers up and down it to stimulate it further. Straight away I could feel the vibrating and the pulsating that the member was exhibiting.
745-T was clearly familiar with what was happening as they rubbed their head against my crotch aggressively, easily pushing up my skirt to reveal my underwear which they quickly began licking at.

I moved 745-T to the ground as I attempted to undress, but 745-T was very adamant to begin without delay. I only managed to remove my underwear before almost being knocked down by 745-T. I lay there on my back, looking up at 745-T, seeing only the glow of their dome and their member before me.
745-T approached as I spread my legs to invite them, their dome was before my face, the brightness in the dark room was almost blinding. I invited their member into my body, navigating through touch alone.

The tingle of their tip was a sign of what was to come as they quickly filled me with their member. They wasted no time as once the member had become accustom with how much space there was to fill, they begin to thrust.
The initial thrusting caught me off-guard as I expected them to start off slowly. More fool-me, nothing about 745 was slow, why did I expect their mating to be?

Normally, thrusting straight away would cause me great discomfort, but I felt none of that. The vibrations before and during made me wetter that I would care to admit. The vibration along with the pulsing of 745-T’s member made everything bearable.
The speed at which 745-T was thrusting was beyond me, I had never experienced such speed before, not from a human, nor a machine, not even another anomaly could match it.

My own body was pulsing and twitching, I had to try my hardest to keep myself under control, but I couldn’t. We had only just started and I was already about to finish. My muscles were tensing and releasing constantly as I reached my peak.
Almost instinctively I wrapped my legs around 745-T as I orgasmed, having to quickly move them again to allow 745-T to continue.

745-T showed no sign of letting up or slowing down, the vibrations that I felt only grew stronger as 745-T somehow got even faster. I was starting to peak again, not even a minute after the first, the second orgasm came swiftly after.
My muscles were starting to hurt because of the orgasmic strength which I was exerting. Yet 745-T was still going.

I was over stimulated, everything was starting to hurt now, tensing and relaxing constantly for each following orgasm took its toll on my body. 745-T showed no sign of faltering or slowing down.
Another peak, one which was intertwined with both pain and pleasure, skating on the razors edge it felt like. I believed that I was unable to climax anymore, as I was left edging around the point of no return.

After showing no signs of letting up, 745-T let out a strange chirping noise as they began to climax as well. The vibrations were an intolerable level, pleasure bordering on pain, the friction of 745-T’s relentless assault overheated me. The fire inside me was cooled off as I felt 745-T’s load begin to fill me. That was all that I needed, my last push over the edge. My last orgasm for the night.

Once 745-T had removed their member, I looked at them before resting my head down. That took more out of me than I could have ever thought sex would take.
I wanted to lie there forever. Everything hurt, but it was a pleasurable pain, the experience of a lifetime.
Sadly, I knew that the power would be returning soon, so I musted the little strength I had left and lifted myself back onto a chair.

I rolled my skirt back down and collected my underwear, darkness remained with us for a couple minutes more before the power returned.
Dr Benici also returned shortly after, too soon for me to clean myself up, so I got to enjoy the rest of that shift with anomalous semen running down my thighs and friction burns where friction burns should never be.

By Keadonger


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>SCP-4078 was Trofim Lysenko, a Class IV Reality-Altering humanoid entity, biologist, and political ideologue in the former Soviet Union.


I wonder, what's the consensus on GRU-P?


What the fuck did I just read lmao


A SCP smutfic


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Interesting thing is mal0 isn't actually all that connected to SCP-1471. Pic rel was where the skulldog design came from.



Liminal spaces and the backrooms have to be the lamest fucking concepts in modern horror. The real life experience of déjà vu is freakier than some vaguely familiar otherworld with pretty much nothing in it. Hated it in 2019 and I hate it even more now.

This liminal space trash is working it's way to the SCP wiki now, too. This website has a lot of bad shit, like, a LOT (I still remember the transgender alien Homestuck blogger), but at least they were getting less derivative towards like series 3.



and then theres kitsune who people even got married too in the old tales


I want to marry a kitsune


Yuki-Onna had 50/50 odds on whether they'd kill you or marry you. There's also a Jurogomo tale that tells of a man who fell in love with her, seeing only her top half, he was eventually told she was a man-eating spider lady, but he didn't care and went back to her lair- myth ends before we find out if this ended good or bad.

Many creatures are similar to kitsune like the selkies for example that are seals who can turn into humans and there are many stories of them marrying a man. The frog from Austria/Italy. The prince fall in love and marry a frog without knowing she is a frog (no, she doesn’t have a human form), she gets angry and go away and the prince still go after her in frog form. Only in the end fairies turn her into a human.

These tales have their own academic category: Aarne–Thompson type 402, "The Animal Bride,"

>One of the oldest surviving kitsune tales provides a widely known folk etymology of the word kitsune. Unlike most tales of kitsune who become human and marry human males, this one does not end tragically
>"You may be a fox," Ono called after her, "but you are the mother of my son and I love you. Come back when you please; you will always be welcome."
>So every evening she stole back and slept in his arms.
Original kitsune is 100% wife cuddling tier.


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Excellent information and analysis comr8, couldn't have done it better myself. Also ABSOLUTELY WOULD MARRY


Spiders usually only eat their mates if they're already malnourished. There are some that will actually bring females captured prey as a distraction wedding gift before mating with them.

So just learn to cook and keep your spider wife fat and happy and there's no problem.


well executed slow burner


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spidercels rise up! reject maneater thots!

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