not pictured because i don't have the screenshot:
>that time anon made a post about trump being grown in a vat in somewhere france by the situationist to tank the us empire
>>8116Kek
Got any screencaps of his posts?
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”
It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”
Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.
I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.
“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.
Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”
He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
>>8076>People can't change their ideologies<Attack this random deviantart guy
You're pathetic m8.
>>8143leftypol's best and frankly only redemption arc is when he read Capital and then canned his persona
pic unrelated
>>8128yeah its election influx, a lot of people who rushed to 4chan after that were redditors and twitter users, some facebook users, etc. with them they brought their style of humor which devolved into using pepe and later wojack and stuff excessively. Its also why their stuff spread so easily to the social media websites since the ones creating and re-posting the images were regular users. 4chan became permanently infected, to an even worse degree than post-gamergate, and now any decently popular board has permanently suffered, even the ones that have resisted like /a/. And as I said before, since they all came from social media sites they just spread them around until they've caught on everywhere and now people like them have a hard time thinking of something humorous or meant to make fun of something without thinking of it in the terms of the few memes they regularly use.
Theres probably something bigger at play like viewing on how internet use, at least when widely used by a large portion of the population over a long peroid of time, changes how people view things in terms of the information they normally receive and how they interact with people who are subjected to the same. But as to why its those specific memes, its pretty much because of the election influx.
I only have recent (and lame) screenshots because all the old stuff is in my dead hard drive.
>>8136>>8137I think I saw this in a /madworld/ thread last month, together with a copypasta about a worker who is forced to shoot a random Muslim on the street with a drone to be able to skip The Office on Netflix
It was actually kind of horrifying and hilarious at the same time
>>8079I do lol, feel bad sharing now tho
>>8072>>8075You know what fucking sucks is that was my fault. I read this book called Villains of All Nations which talks about the class character of piracy, I thought it was good meme material so I suggested people on /leftypol/ make pirate memes. Anyway, it turns out I vastly overestimated /leftypol/ because the only thing that fucking came out of it was some autist with Marxist Mateys
>>8137absolute class /leftypol/ man I miss when everyone was ancaps it was like shooting fish in a barrel
>>8154Kek I do
>>8165Cute friendly girl from HWNDU
>>8181Wtf I am beeblogger lol, had no idea anyone saved these. I was pretty drunk, depressed and mad about ants for the final beeblog but I still saved a good amount of them I think, the ants just tipped me over the edge. Wish I had read the replies.
I saved one the other day actually, I am still a friend to bees.
>>8066>Runner up prize: When does the US formally withdraw from the UNdesu that would have been crazy 3 years ago but it wouldn't surprise me if Trump does it soon.
not entirely unjustified, Trump may do it for the wrong reasons but the UN is fucked and worthless.
Catgirl drama was pretty funny
>>8143>>8145Hell yeah
>>8237No, you were not wrong in the slightest.
/leftypol/ only 2 days before the poll i posted a picture of - [b]1245 active ISPs[/b]
https://archive.fo/XGnFc/leftypol/ approximately a month before the 8chan shutdown in the same part of the day - [b]543 active ISPs[/b]
https://archive.fo/FC2Fn >>8240I have hated very few groups of people more than BOotlickers. He chased away most users (especially some really committed and smart people) and stifled ideological diversity and therefore discussion of theory. /leftypol/ very heavily shifted towards a /pol/-type news discussion board. Obviously OC production also plummeted and in general the board was boring as fuck.
Body Odour shit all over the board and people like you not just bath in it, but even try to erase/besmirch the memory of those who perished in that shitstorm. You are fucking disgusting.
>>8128it became a stormfag echo chamber over time with little dissent, which killed the creativity
also, the heavy influx of people over time created an average meme baseline because most genuine oc slid too fast until people just stopped bothering, and only discord produced forced memes like le npc face ever gain traction any more
>>8263Gorilla threads actually discussed theory. They were basically for beginner questions that you could go somewhat in depth on, more than for a QTDDTOT question, and often dealt with interesting fringe cases or newer developments in global capitalism since the more "classic" theory had been laid down. There was a rash of annoying ones but they were definitely a net positive.
>>8262There were multiple people making those threads.
I was one of them. You can carry on the torch. Go read some books and note down anything that comes up as a question that seems open ended or that might be seen in a different light in the current context. Then pick whatever seems most relevant. Make a thread now and then using the method. This is how you achieve Gorilla Mindset.
>>8265>>8266Indeed, she was a nazi. Trolling her was the best.
Satanposter! Gods bless Satanposter. And her tits.
>>8275You missed out on quite possibly the most hilarious shit ever made. Basically a nazi arguing that nazism and socialism has its roots in satanism through a slideshow of satanist imagery coupled with some nazbol flags, pictures of Stalin, Hitler and other nazi leaders with shit like "Goebbels the anihilator" written by. Oh also with awful death metal or some shit like that playing.
The video's and this guy's channel description (I vaguely remember them but I remember them well enough to still laugh my ass off thinking about it) lead me to believe this guy was not being ironic.
LOL they used a hardcore techno classic from 1995 in that clip
Here's the track:
>Vanugenth - The 5th Pussycathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myxZJVXsZeE>>8184>>8185>>8186this can't be real lmao it's too over the top, no sane person wouldn't join the PKK because of a /leftypol/ meme while being a broke nothing-to-lose first-world socialist in fucking Damascus
does Hezbollah accept women?
I remember bullying milo and megyn fondly. Oh and the tankie who said he raped a nazi. Old /leftypol/ was fuckin wild.
>>8298If this is true that's sad and the only legit tits posted was from the hooker. Remember when the annil (maybe n1x) tried to get instructions on how to summon a demon?
>>8186Hey guys, next time Something like this happens, help a comrade out. I never saw this, but I would have offered my help if I did.
I don't care if she was a crazy Juche gang toadie, all we have in this life are comrades, and we owe kindness and goodness to each other. Only then may we do better.
Rest in power
>>8137>get home from work at the Wal-Mart® ofices, want to unwind>sit down on my Lay Z Boy® recliner, and it automatically Skin-Sync®s to my biometrics>"High stress levels detected," chair says.>no shit, I'm burnt out from work>"Xbox® Game On!®.">pre-recorded message from Bill Gates comes on Apple® GeniusTV®, and syncs with all other Apple® devices on the iHabitat®>employer mandates we use Apple® work phones which brick themselves if they detect euquivalent competing products in your home>unsynced Bill Gates copies inform me from all angles that violent video games and high stress are risk factors for workplace violence>"Stress levels peaking" says chair, "Alexa® play something from the Netflix® work-com category">Netflix® app opens on Amicrozon® Xbox 420®, and The Office® starts playing>"DISLIKE" I shout at the TV>"You are out of Dislike Coins® for the month. To get more, complete an Oculus® VR Ad Experience®!">hate those things, but anything is better than The Office®>put on VR headset, begin boot process, BIOS and boot screen sponsored by British Petroleum®>VR Ad Experience® loads immediately>"Hello and welcome to the Raytheon-Boeing® Volunteer Soldier® app! Raytheon-Boeing® waives all liability that may be incurred by the use of this act, including but not limited to violation of the Geneva Convention. Use this app at your own risk. Nod your head if you agree to the terms.">feeling nervous about this>"Nod your head now if you agree.">reach up to take the headset off>Headset shows picture of my neighborhood from Google Earth®>"Nod.">nod>"Thank you for accepting your patriotic duty, soldier.®">video feed changes to drone camera>see some people shapes walking around city streets in who knows where>red box appears around one of them, targeting reticule sponsored by RedBox®>"Terrorist identified. Please neutralize this Threat To Your Freedom®.">don't want to do it, stall>"This app has been authorized to post as your Facebook account. Now composing message.">message box appears off to the side, text starts filling up>false confession to sexually harassing Elizabeth Warren voters on Twitter>"Do you wish to post this message? Complete the mission to cancel.">start crying>use VR controls to aim the weapons>try to tell myself it's just a dot on a screen>doesn't work>decide that if I shoot to miss maybe they will get spooked and run away, but the simulation will be fooled>aim at open ground and fire a couple of smallest bullets>when they hit, everybody runs for the hills, including red box guy>voice clip from Call of Duty® plays: "Mission Failed. We'll gettem next time.®">video feed switches to different drone camera>"Oculus® VR Ad Experience® brought to you by Raytheon-Boeing® will terminate with a mission success.">start sobbing and shaking>close my eyes>hold down the fire button and pray>and scream>"Mission success! Thank you for doing your patriotic duty, soldier!® You're a Real Virtual Hero®!">take off headset, disgusted with myself>suicidial thoughts interrupted by Amicrozon® Alexa®. "You have been credited with… one… Netflix Dislike Coins®.">"DISLIKE">"Sorry, but this is a Featured Classic Program®. As a Netflix® Bronze member, you are not permitted to Dislike."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyIVAm9PVrI[Remove]
http://archive.is/8NBnMEveryone's favorite soyboy is getting eaten alive by his own.
TL;DR from /tg/:
>Wil Wheaton leaves twitter because they aren't mean enough to "fascists" like Alex Jones>Joins some new wanna-be twitter called Mastodon>Gets run off that by users and the people who run Mastodon a few weeks later after he causes a shitstorm by overreacting to a tranny pranking him>turns out Wheaton's constant celebrity boot-licking caught up with him>He used Randi Harper's ggautoblocker list back during GamerGate's height of activity>Harper was one of Zoe Quin's personal buttbuddies and also a total psycho>Harper got excommunicated when it was revealed that she was too much of a PR nightmare (and also vocally hated trannies)>Harper made another blocklist that largely included a lot of trannies in the indie game clique that she'd argued with>Wheaton subscribed to that blocklist also, thus "silencing" lots of trannies>some time later, Chris Hardwick of The Nerdist is outed as another male feminist sex pest>Wheaton has been tonguing Hardwick's asshole for years to try and get more famous so he wouldn't have to keep kissing Felicia Day's ass>The SJW torch and pitchfork mob has been going after Hardwick ever since>Wheaton has said nothing on the subject>SJW Mob has decided that Wheaton is guilty by association for not using his platform as a D-list celebrity to call him out>cut to this Mastodon shit>Wheaton is not a transphobic rape apologist according to the mob he's been trying to leverage into the gaming community to make himself more famous>he's now had to quit all social media because everyone is so mean to him>he can't cry that it's GamerGate or the Alt-Right's fault>even the lefty blogger/journo media is grilling him about all the times he was an obnoxious cunt on twitter>the blue checkmark brigade is on his case as well According to the SJW logic, he's guilty through inaction, regarding Hardwick. When someone gets MeToo'd, the expectation is that every bootlicking celebrity even remotely connected to the person should excoriate the accused, disavow them, and virtue signal aggressively to prove that they are still "woke".
When it comes to the stuff with Wu, he's a crazy tranny retard who was deemed problematic when it was found he had been donating to the GOP for some reason. Wu has also been found guilty of embezzling campaign funds, but no one cares about that. Problem they have is that Wheaton has been blindly virtue signalling support without doing the requisite constant research on who is acceptable to support and who is a shitlord. To people like us, this proves that he's doing it because he's a simpering faggot who is desperately seeking attention and validation by regurgitating acceptable opinions and kissing certain asses. In the eyes of SJWs, Wheaton is using his minor popularity to promote a bigot.
The last thing that got left out of the original greentext is the blockbot matter. Wheaton has some connections in the vidya industry and hollywood. Randi Harper's GG blocklist was apparently very curated and controlled, but the personal blocklist she created after getting exiled from the SJW elite clique was full of people she got into arguments with, many of them wannabe e-celebs, wannabe game devs, and/or trannies. Wheaton used that blocklist and supposedly told his industry contacts to as well, which led to lots of people getting blocked by assorted industry insiders and professionals, thus "silencing" them and damaging their careers.
With all of these things, it's petty and dumb. Does this mean Wheaton deserves harassment and a constant stream of "Shut up, Wesley!" memes? FUCK YES IT DOES. Wheaton has been an obnoxious prick his entire life. He deserves misery and failure. He deserves to suffer for being the cancerous vector for so many cunts and faggots into our hobbies and communities. Honestly, he deserves to eat curb for the shit he's done… but ignoring that, he deserves to suffer because he drank the SJW/Feminist kool-aid. He's the quintessential social media obsessed soyboy beta male. He slept with dogs and got fleas. He chose to live by the pink dildo sword and now he has to die by it. Choose whatever aphorism you like on the matter. He did this to himself.
>>12709>mp4 file loaded fine before<now it's back to the old format
what gives?
>YOUNG AZZIE GETS FUCKED BY SOVIET RE-BREATHER: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5abbe0a9ece77 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKBj9V-XV0
>Thread: https://yuki.la/k/37143333OP is a fucking retard. watch the whole video.
1) The IP-5 is a GAS-MASK-rebreather that can allow for under-water survival, but isn't made for deep dives unless in brief emergency.
2) Even if you wanted to use a fucking IP-5 for that, buying a questionable surplus model is retarded. Soviet surplus can be good quality but only if you bother to make sure it is actually been maintained, and with stuff like gas-masks that is especially important.
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http://mraphoristic.blogspot.com/2017/02/soviet-ip-5-gas-maskrebreather-system.htmlEven then review sites that don't feature professional citation such as
>http://www.inspired-training.com/IDA59_rebreather.htmcannot be 100% trusted, always double-check information.
Anyway he apparently survived
https://yuki.la/k/37295593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A03nfgMvYI8 He made a blog
http://mraphoristic.blogspot.com/2017/02/soviet-ip-5-gas-maskrebreather-system.html Not the only one apparently
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/39750839/IP-4/5 rebreathers use regenerating canisters with flammable components. And those canister can catch fire and go boom if the components inside make contact with water or fire. There's loads of them available as surplus, but they're not cheap. It's pretty interesting. There's even videos of stupid russian gopniks destroying those collectible (and still useful) canisters by emptying their content and making them catch fire and explode for shit 'n giggles.
Videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB0cVG3vPyUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHajMRQyJ6k (in this one you can see the retard lighting the materials almost killing himself)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf5eGGpC2K0And there's that video review of the IP-4 rebreather made by DukeNougat3D:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL9O4wf3OJ0&t=213s >>12832LOL what incelshit is this? How do they not see the glaring flaws.
>Not due his wife's basketball titties and sweat of his browUhhh yes, that's what it means to own the means of production and receive what you owe. Money doesn't solve all problems and very few people will ever earn enough money to just throw it at problems.
>Bunkerchanner: your accountLOL that's not how class warfare works.
>Youtube commenter<ignores their own circlejerk comments and rage at communism
>privileged hwite maleLiberal idpol is not the communist way Padawan
>jokes are creepyAre they not? Rape jokes stopped being funny after I grew out of my teens and took like seriously
>wife wants to have sex with Agricans on CraigslistKek, they really are obsessed.
This is just amazing.
>>19747thx for reposting my screencap
have this one too
>>8184fucking lmao, I remember this thread about the guy who plagarized finbol
iirc it was preceded by a thread a few days earlier where the dude asked for help dunking on his shitlib professor, and someone directed him to finbol. good times
>>20504Gay.
post was based
>>21213Thread archive
https://archive.ph/zghixAlso a thread accusing Lenin of being a retard:
https://archive.ph/F9cax Francisco Nguema and Co thread
https://archive.fo/gBoK2 (sadly the Erdogan part did not get archived
https://leftypol.org/leftypol/res/213072.html#q965454has anyone archived the chronicles of the tomato anon?
i remember them from bunkerchan
sucks that archive.org needs a log in
>>25344lmaooooo
when did you make this?
>>29339>nowtumblrina sista… it's from around that time too
what other sites have that secret code word
we should have one unironically, but not sex with soyjak pls
>>8084MarxistMatey makes me laugh every time.
There will never be anyone as funny as him because he wasn't aiming to be a lolcow and was sincere.
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