/labor/ - Labor

Condoms do sound like a goid thing to steal. I'll never use them but they're good to have. I say razors and razor blades the stores made them so hard to purchase that I wouldn't feel particularly bad just swiping them.

>>1460
>condoms
Humblebrag

Also commit time theft as much as possible.

I used to work in a food packaging factory and alot of food got wasted if it was even slightly defective so id smuggle a few packs out every so often.

Where the fuck do you work? A brothel?

Best I can get is staples, pens, paper and premium tea for the important meetings.

I found the office floor with sharpies. And just after I trimmed my booty hairs too.

>Is it immoral to invest in the stock market?
no, but it is basically gambling if you don't have access to the same analytics and insider trading knowledge that the bourgeoisie have.
>it immoral by leftist standards to invest in the stock market or is it okay?
In the United States, if you deposit your money in a bank account, the bank basically gambles with it, whether you put it in a savings account or not. This is because banks not only operate on the principle of fractional reserve banking, but because of US deregulation that dissolved the legal distinction between commercial and investment banking. Basically porky already invests your money against your will whether you do or not. May as well do it for yourself since it's going to be used for that purpose anyway, and for their benefit instead of yours.

>>1178
>You can invest in chinese stuff

Don't do this. You'll be taxed extra. Just invest S&P500

>>1177
Do you want to be poor?

uygha just invest in a 7 year mutual fund which invests in banks, pharma, casinos and oil shares, and if you pick a higher risk one, don't look at the stock market as it fluctuates. money minus stress.

Don't DIY this shit like a retard, unless you have insider information that you can disguise. You're going up against full-time professionals, statisticians and literal automations trained specifically for this.

>>1382
it's very easy to move up in the ranks if you take a risk once in a while and make friends. you wont get anywhere staying at fast food and complaining. you need to actually do the boomer thing and walk into places and apply, or ask your co-workers about openings. one of the easiest fields to advance in with no training or background if you're not afraid of actual labor imo. within 2 years i went from working at a rinky starbucks knockoff making 11.50 with shite hours to sous chef at a local brewery on salary. i make roughly 40k a year which isn't anything to write home about but it's a big improvement considering the timeframe. of course i work my ass off but that's just how it is. depending on how things go id like to get a degree and do something in academia, but if that fails i see myself becoming a fat little porker owning a nice little bar and grill unless the revolution comes first. it'll be commie themed and ill have such sort of art on the walls and ill play black flag and bebop jazz. might have a little dancefloor for djs too.

>>1457
That's great and everything but not everybody is going to have the level of dedication you have. You seem to have greater dreams than the op may have. Every bodies built differently I guess and there will always be winners and losers. Some people won't make it but maybe op will if that's what they eant.

>>1382
The fact that most of our labor market is customer service is disheartening

>>1376
I've been getting people ask for weird shit recently like pizza with no sauce or cheese or people seething that I can't have 3 pizzas ready in under 10 minutes

>>1392
I've always heard this track and never knew the group, this post actually got me into the group LUL

>>1428
go back to school and do a bachelors, an associate means nothing. u only have two years left, fr just apply to an online degree program and finish it.

>>1430
woaw

>>1436
can you link me a few international online degree programs?

>>1428
Factory/plant/mill fire watch

>>1474
Asynchronous Online Bachelor's in Earth Science from Stockholm University:
https://www.su.se/english/education/course-catalogue/ng/ngdjk

Online Master's in Geographical Information Science from Lund University:
https://www.lunduniversity.lu.se/lubas/i-uoh-lu-NAGIV

Both are highly reputable European universities.

>>1110
Depends on the type. Some system and network admins know the entire product catalog of CISCO, but use PCs in a manner barely more agile than a boomer

AI is ultimately a FOMO Scam that's already reached it's peak.

And can we stop calling it AI. it's not true AI at all, it's machine Learning and Large Language Models.

And here's another video about AI.

>>1135
well that's also because most of the "essential" jobs are minimum wage

most white collar work is a grift, and I'm only mad at AI because it took my grift and now I'm forced to find another grift or get an honest job (worse fate than death)

I will not pretend I was actually doing something in my bullshit excel job, I was doing bullshit just like my coworkers and we all got laid off, the gig is up, this is just what happens to the people who think they are entitled to never working with their hands, shit happens.

I chose this path because i don't ever see myself getting my hands dirty or carrying heavy loads, I think it's beneath me, thinking like this may lead me to absolute failure in life but I will not back down, I was promised a comfy life where I just type in the computer and get money for it, renouncing this divine right is like giving up and accepting life is toil, the moment I accept life as toil is the moment I kill myself.

MOMMY TOLD ME I WAS A SMART BOY, MOMMY TOLD ME I COULD DO ANYTHING I WANTED IN LIFE.

You got to think about the economy anon. If not you'll go to hell and burn in eternity and hurt all your friends and family and you won't deserve anything this life. Especially sex, since girls will think of you as gross and will automatic ick. And if you don't want sex then what are you gay? And if you're gay then fuck you you're no real man no wonder you don't want to work just go kill yourself. Anyways the problem isn't working so much as the social mores and rules we live under.

>>1455
>Especially sex, since girls will think of you as gross and will automatic ick. And if you don't want sex then what are you gay? And if you're gay then fuck you you're no real man no wonder you don't want to work just go kill yourself.
Only faggots go for pussy, what pussy there is all either diesel-dykes or greasy trolls.

>a bot can't automate selling right?
boy do i have news for you

>>1422
good luck I sent like 300 applications and gave up. I aint studying for that leetcode shit and no one wants to hire anyways. Its ogre for me, Im just neeting around now

>>1422
>I hate coding and I only got into it for the money, it was not worth it
Sorry you got memed on. It's a career only for people who have the right mental illnesses to actually like staring at a screen for 10 hours a day.

>>352
when I left high school I thought I wanted to be a :techbro' but I realised that science and technology is sisyphean hellscape, to quote the the bible 'always learning never coming to the truth'. No thanks just wanna get my guap up and fuck off to my hobbies, don't wanna sell my soul.

>>1439
I realized it, I'm also grateful to not enjoy coding, I have met people who do and they are the most insufferable engineer brained people ever, they think everything is a fucking computer and many are libertarians, sick fucks.

>>707
lmfao like the average white worker is any better
shit thread