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>condoms
>snickers
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Condoms do sound like a goid thing to steal. I'll never use them but they're good to have. I say razors and razor blades the stores made them so hard to purchase that I wouldn't feel particularly bad just swiping them.
>>1460>condomsHumblebrag
Also commit time theft as much as possible.
I used to work in a food packaging factory and alot of food got wasted if it was even slightly defective so id smuggle a few packs out every so often.
Where the fuck do you work? A brothel?
Best I can get is staples, pens, paper and premium tea for the important meetings.