/labor/ - Labor

I never dreamed of working. All jobs seemed too hard or too boring. Maybe I thought I was going to have some easy office job but over time I realized those required a lot of soft skills that I never bothered to cultivate. Plus an office job would make you fatter anyways.

Childhood
>fishmonger
>garbage man
Teenage years
>nothing, I didnt wanna work

>>1546
>serial killer(Yes, I'm from the U.S.)
its hard but if you get into Delta Force you can get paid to be a serial killer.

>>1549
It's just too hard to be a serial killer nowadays. Maybe if it was the 1970s or 80s it could be an actual goal.

>>1546
legit no one ever asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up so I didn't give it a single thought. It ended up screwing me though because I didn't have an idea of what to do in college and switched majors like twice, dropped out, and returned like 10 years later.

>>1550
it's hard to determine,because it's reverse survivor bias,if you don't get caught,you can't appear in the statistics
and if you look at the number of unresolved murders,it's probally either easier than you think,or the pigs really do not give a shit anymore even about the most ethical part of their jobs.

>child

<Engineer
don't ask what kind of engineer i just used to watch this show called "tiny planets" where they had all these contraptions and i wanted to make them
<Guerrilla fighter
i grew up listening to stories about the FARC from my father
<Game developer
I used to make RPG Maker tech demos with a friend who made plugins for it
>teen

<Gunsmith
I picked up learning about guns because i was a nerdy feminine kid so i figured i had to learn about ways to defend myself
<Mercenary
I drifted through the idea of joining the YPG or leaving to the French Foreign Legion to get military experience then join any PMC that would take a brown repper
<Transexual pornstar
I didn't knew trans people existed outside of getting SRS, so i thought if i survived joining any army i'd spend that money on all of the surgeries and become a pornstar

>adult

<Arms dealer
or anything that let's me toy with guns really
<Guardia Nacional
or anything that allows me to carry a gun really
<Tarkov/Counter-Strike streamer
or anything that let's me do videogames until i can have resources to make a game