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ya ali madad

>no loomer sleep paralysis dysgenic demon photo in OP
bad thread

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>>2350749
I am not Sandi-anon, least angry Yakubian

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Israel keeping the war going.

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>>2350757
>She trusted Fatass islamist theoKKKrats to carry out the World-Historical task of riding the planet from the scourge of Zionism and Burgerism only capable of being accomplished by the joint forces of the Proletariat of all nations

An Iran-US exchange that literally was totally fake, didn't happen. Never seen anything like it: victory declared in the same TWEET as war was declared, and peace declared before the war even started. No declaration, no treaty, no surrender. US TV stations and propaganda outlets sucking our dicks about the awesome power of fake military demonstrations, where the target is told to make it look real for the cameras ahead of time. Really stupid shit.

>>2350757
>look mom, I posted this again!!!

>>2350764
The real war is in Israel. The fake war is with the US.

Israel NEEDS the US to intercede and stop Iran from continuing to strike it after their attack failed.

>>2350776
What's cope? Both the attack on Fordow and the strike in Qatar were fake. Trump didn't care about either of them, and they both were on empty facilities and didn't do meaningful damage or achieve war aims.

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>hello, both-sides bad
>waiter, more dead proles, please
>I stand with the proles
<cuck, go to war!
<murder murder murder! cuck! deeww iiit!
<cuck cuck cuck! end the world now!
Why have I never seen these two groups interact?

Btw, the Iranian team is still going to play in the US soccer world cup.

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>>2350764
Iran wanted to peacefully cuck out and sign a new cucked nuclear deal but PiSSraHHell won't let them. They either uncuck themselves or wreck themselves, no other option.

>>2350787
russobrazilian cope is quite delusional(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>2350788
more dead proles is unequivocally a positive. the working class are an impediment to the revolutionary petit bourgeoisie.

>>2350787
It wasn't bad. It did nothing. The US dropped all its bombs on a pile of dirt.

Lets consider a possibility: Iran was warned ahead of time that the US was going to preform an attack on Fordow by the US. But it had no intention of attacking beyond this (and it doesn't). Would the world look different than it does right now? No! In fact, it would look EXACTLY like it does right now.

The simplest explanation is that Iran and the US agreed to exchange meaningless (but "symbolic") strikes on empty facilties.

>>2350774
>Iranian nuclear program intact
>Americans dusting their hands, job done
>Israel not having any official reason anymore to feel threatened by Iran's """destroyed""" nuclear program
>Israel still being bombed
Some of this shit almost makes me believe Iran and burgers are conspiring against zios lol.

>>2350797
Retardão do Nascimento

>>2350794
Can we get a few VIVA SINI˥OSS∩W in the chat? He was kinda cooking

District 7 still getting bombed

>>2350799
Their nuke program is intact and the EU and IAEA showed their whole ass. But beyond that, the US is now basically saying it's done with the bombing. It went from two days ago saying IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUKE to saying "Okay we're done. lol."

Makes no sense. If the missiles keep landing on Tel Aviv…

>>2350797
>fagflag
>notorious russian fangirl
keep trying huehue monkey

>>2350803
>more or less correct, but underneath that dirt the iranians built nuclear sites

Which are still there. Might take a couple weeks to clear the rubble away from the entrances. Maybe they'll finish enriching up to 90% somewhere else, whatever.

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NEW: The Washington Post has published audio of an Israeli intelligence operative calling a senior Iranian general on June 13, 2025, at the start of Israel’s attacks on Iran’s nuclear and military sites. In the recording, the Israeli operative, speaking Persian, warns the Iranian general that he and his family have 12 hours to escape or risk being killed by Israel. The operative also urges the general to record a video denouncing Iran’s regime and send it via Telegram, threatening, “We’re closer to you than your own neck vein.”

The Post reports this call was part of a broader Israeli intelligence campaign to intimidate and destabilize Iran’s leadership following the assassinations of top Iranian military and nuclear figures. The identity of the Iranian general was not disclosed, and his voice was muted in the published audio.

Listen below ⬇️
https://nitter.poast.org/DropSiteNews/status/1937254120252907788#m

>>2350813
Okay. Well, their campaign failed and Israel burned all its assets.

I don't think is going to stop until the ayatollah is dead

>>2350815
>>2350813
Also very classic Zio threats to kill someone's family.

>>2350813
Pussy ass cartel tactics of threatening people's families. Fuck PiSSraHHell

>>2350817
that would only make thing worse for pissrael

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Pahlavi is literally the only choice if you're cool with taking it up the ass

>>2350828
They're used to dumber, more violent presidents like Bush and Obama.

>>2350828
ohh this is why theyre all being retarded

>>2350824
Whats Iran going to do about it? Bomb more empty bases?

>>2350808
Trump is as much obsessed with saving face as Iran. It's all theatrics.
I'm thinking Trump probably doesn't want to get involved and just did a spectacle nothingburger show in front of the whole world so he can now ignore this conflict for a while.

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>>2350826
>#LGBTQ activists
>activists
>activism
They never learn


>>2350835
decolonizing pissrael as they0ve been doing so far
>>2350838
isn't this the guy who let ᴉuᴉlossnW take power over italy

>>2350837
Based if true but bro has just accelerated his inevitable regime change operation unless China/Russia protects them (they won't cuz they're cucks)

>>2350837
They are sitting on a lot of uraniam btw. Hope Russia will help them with enrichment.

>>2350837
bro can't even control half his country and he's talking about nuclear weapons

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>>2350837
Uh oh. Traore's inner circle better start having their heads on a swivel. The US will now definitely try to assassinate him.

>>2350842
>isn't this the guy who let ᴉuᴉlossnW take power over italy
By getting imprisoned?

>>2350757
PvZ predicted all this?

>>2350851
wow maybe he should have done more activism to prevent that

>>2350820
Where do you think the Cartels got those tactics from? Many narco bosses and operatives were former military trained in counter-insurgency terror methods by the US and Israel.

>iranian retaliation is symbolic but america missing the nuclear plant was victory!

>>2350856
they terraformed the entire hill

>>2350856
ignore the demoralizers

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>>2350858
wow why would iran put vulnerable infrastructure on top of a hill??

>>2350837
I love him and I wish him the best.


>>2350862
t. guy who let fascism spread all over europe before it finally was defeated by a liberal-ML alliance
>>2350866
cyprus migration status?

>terraforming a hill
<strategic
>terraforming a field
<symbolic

>>2350866
i knew the sharty was full of jews lol

> China calls for de-escalation in Israel-Iran war, warns of risks to global economy
> As fears mount that Tehran could block strategic chokepoint, Beijing urges calm to protect global energy trade
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy/article/3315519/china-calls-de-escalation-israel-iran-war-warns-risks-global-economy

I'm really sorry but I will be the one to tell you this

>>2350871
I'm gonna go ahead and get really upset and spam the thread in response to this for the next few hours.

>>2350826
Oh, what an unforeseen coincidence!

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>>2350867
>t. guy who let fascism spread all over europe before it finally was defeated by a liberal-ML alliance
Have you said thank you once to Churchill and Roosevelt for ending fascism?


>>2350780
You forgot to attach the gigachad image
>>2350837
Hope he nukes the Fulani tbh

>>2350872
Oh no
I am really sorry to all of you dear anons
I am crying right now
Sowwy

>>2350837
Will they trial them against the islamists?

>>2350867
Stalinoids were pretty happy with letting fascism spread over Europe while also doing trade and pacts with Nazis until the latter came knocking on their door.

So now it's all over, let's make some bets: what's the next fizzle everyone thinks is a sizzle?

>>2350871
Ch¥na really said:

>>2350883
Didn't Cuckhill let Hitler fuck his Sudetenwife?

>>2350885
Israel will be like those videos of goats getting saved from holes and immediately attack Iran again next week starting the 2nd Israel-Iran war.

>>2350885
iran-israel

>>2350890
>37th Israeli-Persian War of Status-Quo
Vic2pilled

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>>2350889
Read theory

Do you remember a few days ago when Iran was going to build a nuke and shoot down B-2s and sink aircraft carriers and destroy Israel and close the strait?

I remember. It's been two days, but it feels like it was only yesterday.

>>2350900
I remember it as well as I remember how Assad was going to take control of the country back or how Russia was going to take Kiev in 3 days

>>2350871
as opposed to what, taking the podium at the UN saying escalate escalate escalate? get a grip

>>2350894
>uhm not blowing up the global economy is… LE BAD
This is the most generic bureaucrat statement ever lol

>>2350903
>>uhm not blowing up the global economy is… LE BAD
Accidental typo truke

>>2350887
Xi Jincuck

>>2350903
>>2350904
The global economy is not anymore in the (declining) imperial core's interest lol. That's why you have all these protectionist trade wars against China.

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Are we still not in the know that "war bad, disrupting trade and economy bad, both sides plz peace" is the geopol speak for "I don't have no opinion"?

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>so-called "communist" states REEing about the global economy
hopefully you all will see the light of khomeinism soon

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>>2350902
Giving Iran nukes…? Honestly almost anything else.
It's more telling that their reaction and call to peace has only been triggered when their ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ got threatened by the conflict.

>>2350919
>all your allies being bogged down in your enemy's proxy wars is good actually

>>2350887
Xi cuckping

>>2350928
ah well now i dont support them

>>2350928
well, nobody's perfect

>>2350922
This. Ayatollah made Iran one of the most highly educated states in the world. He may not be a socialist in name but he's a socialist in spirit and action.

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when do the ayys arrive

>>2350945
after nuclear holocaust
then the dolphins will reach out to the ayys on the surviving humans behalf

>>2350930
You stupid piece of shit. The ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD IS THREATENED with escalation. You are imperialist piece of shit who wants escalation, same as the ameriKKKans

Really the only thing I learned from following along here this evening is that r/theDeprogram is a better place, possibly, likely
So I'll see you there. I'll lurk cause I don't vibe with reddit.
>>2350928
Now that's actually lame.
Death to the american population.

>>2350945
The lmaos are capitalists, have you read their historical series The Foundation? It chronicles the anti communist ayy lmaos and their exploits. They won't bring us communism.

>>2350953
if aliens are capitalists, how come americans made billions off alien invasion fearmongering?

Did you know the CIA intentionally encouraged people throughout the 20th century to think their black projects from Area 51 and other USAAF bases were UFOs

>>2350948
Because the west allied with the nazis to make war with them.
it was a genius move that liberals wouldn't never be able to replicate.

>>2350956
Because the lmaos are a far more capitalist regime unlike the human propagandists. Kind of like the American reactionaries being angry with China for being better at capitalism.

>>2350960
Yeah, this is well known. Schizo conspiracy theories are a distraction.

*sigh* *punches in at work*

>>2350960
This is true though there is still a slight probability of it really being a UFO unbelonging to any nation

wtf r u fags on about? What's going on with Iran though?

>>2350969
no like it was actual declassified CIA documents

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Nothing ever happens if the ceasefire goes through

>God bless Iran.

Lmao.

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>>2350971
Nothing, its over. See pics.

oh, that;'s why you fags are talking about anything but, i guess.
rump says Israel, Iran agreed to ceasefire
The US president has just announced that Israel and Iran have agreed to a complete and total ceasefire which would eventually lead to an end to the war.

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Trump just announced a ceasefire between Iran and Israel he negotiated that will put an end to "The 12 day war." Jews really love those multiples of 6 don't they?

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>>2350950
Yeah I'd like to see israel escalated fourthy meters under the ground

>>2350980
The ceasefire will last about as long as the one in Gaza.
Israel cannot be trusted. This is just a scheme to get Iran to drop their guard.

>>2350971
>burgers satisfied with their theatrics
>iranian nuclear program still there
>iran happy to repay them back with theatrics
>israel forced to pretend the iranian nuclear threat was eliminated, ruining their excuse for their war against iran
>israel still being bombed

>>2350973
No I get that part, but UFO in itself is Unidentified Flying Object, they use the label to lie that they don't know about their own projects, but there is still a probability of a real one showing up, which of course they would assume is a foreign flying object (from another nation), however there is also a possibility that one shows up unbelonging to any nation regardless of if anyone claims responsibility for it.

If we're to jerk off about fictive extraterrestrial life visiting us, odds are it wouldn't just fly around and hide, but actually land for a visit.

wait twelve fucking hours? is he joking? this is supposed to be a huge deal?
holy fuck everything is fake, everyone is retarded, nothing matters

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"The Iranians are clearly not very good at war. Perhaps they should follow President Trump's lead and give peace a chance."
How to respond without sounding mad

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>>2350980
I hope Iran spends the next six hours raping Israel
Israel will absolutely pull something in the last minutes of hostilities

>>2350980
If this is true then Iran has basically won.
Convince me otherwise.

Isn't the ceasfire basically "please no bombing during daylight hours tomorrow" lol

>>2350980
Never fucking happening

>>2351001
If the zionists strike again, then iran will make them beg for reprieve again

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Is ISIS Rob correct?

>>2350991
This whole thing is kabuki theater. Everyone is just the US's puppets, Russia and China included.

>>2351003
so what you're saying is, israel is gonna turn into a ukraine scenario of never accepting defeat

>>2350980
>Israel and America declare victory and go home after achieving none of their objectives. America pats itself on the back for "stopping" a war that it started through its proxy.
Thank You President Trump!

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>>2351007
That's cool as fuck. I love liberal diplomacy and trade for world peace and coprosperity.

>>2351009
While Iran now have an even better cover for their nuclear program than before.

Iran just surrendered. Thought that would happen with the USA allowing Iran to fire off a few unarmed bottle rockets to save face.

Not a regime change but basically an end to their nuclear program.

it's all over now. nothing to see here. pack it up and move on leftypol. get to sleep, you've got work tomorrow

What the fuck was the point of all this then?

>>2351017
Psyop to turn leftists into islamists.

>>2351015
>end to their nuclear program.
Literally what is the evidence of this?

>>2351015
>basically an end to their nuclear program
delusional

>>2351015
>basically an end to their nuclear program
Pure Americopium


>>2351017
feel a glimmer of hope that Israel will ever suffer any consequence for their actions.

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unironically why are the US and Iran even enemies. Why do they even need regime change? Just let bygones be bygones, get over the fucking embassy shit, and just hug it out. This is so fucking dumb.

so a the end of the day what did israel achieve with it's lil war? divert attention from gaza?

Even more of a pathetic show than the Suleimani response. There comes a point where they may as well have not even bothered.

>>2351015
damn bitch, you are fucking stupid

>>2351027
I wanna save that so bad but its a webm
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>2351031
Refrain from posting reaction pics from that anti-communist libshit game.

>>2351034
Damb, who would have thought that le Trump would le lie to us???

>Iran surrenders
>instantly my portfolio gains another $8000
I will reiterate that we need to do this shit on a monthly basis.

if this had been 2003, Iran would have gotten its shit stomped. israel proven to be a paper tiger yet again. w iran

>>2351029
they didn't achieve anything. they took a shot and blew it, and they were getting gradually fucked up by Iran in a war they couldn't sustain long term, so they want to call it quits while doing damage control and claiming victory somehow.
If this happens, Iran won. Israel and US won't stop their scheming but they will go lick their wounds for a while and regroup for a while.

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>>2351028
Because the Jews.

I don't think this is over yet
Iran recently stated it would attack Tel Aviv

>>2351033
you say this as if I am not mass-producing robot lesbians the second the revolution drops

No bro you don't get it the rocket that landed in the Qatari garbage dump actually was so frightening to the US imperialists that they struck a deal with the axis of resistance to where the US is now aligned against Israel and will oppose Zionism, but will keep up the appearance of having beat Iran in order to keep the Amerikkkans content and happy. But actually, Iran is now working behind the scenes to dismantle Israel, and will succeed if we keep faith and pray.

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MES seething and stomping his feet

>>2350992
"its raping time"

>>2351001
It's "please let down your guard so we can trick you".

everyone is just saving their face while netanyahoo is now screaming into a pillow for starting this clownshow

1. We do not know if Iran's nuclear program was destroyed or not.
2. We do not know specifically what the point of this "12 day war" was really about since it was Israel who initiated.

>>2351034
Kek is the US doing the same thing they did with Yemen? Just leaving and declaring mission success?
Seinfeld ahh country

>>2351042
No, that's cool. Pick another game, though.

Guys Netanyahu lost ok? Maybe you can't see it now but in two more weeks it'll all become clear.

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Iranian students avoid stepping on images of U.S., Israeli flags

>>2351034
Nothing ever happens and nothing will happen. This was just a pointless missile exchange. The Iranian civilians who died in this exchange died in vain.

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>>2350991
This was the gayest war ever. This wasn't a war, it was a sissy slapfight on playground. Khomeini said, "Every day is Ashura and every land is Karbala." Well, for Trump and Khamenei, every day is one where you don't even change out of your pajamas, and the only danger is doing the cinnamon challenge on TikTok. What a joke!

>>2350992
Death to America

My Syrian sunni friend from Idlib is now fully team Iran lmao

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WAR IS OVER CONGRATS EVERYONE THANKS FOR PLAYING

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>>2351058
Death to the foreign policy of America*!


KEK
>>2351032
I got you covered, fam.

>>2351033
Commiemommy

>>2351063
>iran denies it and announces further retaliation
per CNN

>>2351064
Nah I'm more of a DPRK/early Khomeini death to America

>>2351034
> CNN
Nice try mossad

>>2351033
Redpill me on Signalis, all I know about it is some lesbian DDR robots are in space

>>2351061
History marches on to more nothingburgers. Soon when we read the history books it'll be filled with many such nothingburgers for children to read about.

>>2351055
>ОАААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА
C U C K E D
N A T I O N
C U C K E D
P E O P L E
8======D

>>2351067
Further proof Isntrael is fucked

>>2351055
Why did anybody have any expectations for Khamenei to cook up anything besides a nothingburger anyhow?

>>2351063
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

>>2351073
>>2351075
It's 5 years old and at a university filled with rich libs

>>2351036
Post portfolio.

>>2351055
zoomers are retarded no matter where they are

>>2351070
cool and awesome lesbian robost.
evil and intimidating DDR.

Does anyone have the Chris-Chan analysis of the conflict?

>>2351070
It's Silent Hill 2 in space but communists get mad because the setting is a weird pseudo-communism based on China and the DDR that isn't portrayed as perfect in all ways

can someone please explain this conflict in sonichu terms? i dont get it

>>2351063
Iran must not trust the USA-Israel. They'd be fools not to have plans in case USA-Israel immediately break the ceasefire.

>>2351078
Yeah. They’re walking over that shit now. They aren’t happy about isn’trael

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>>2351063
>dude just let israel bomb you for 12 hours lmao

>>2351079
4.25 BTC
pls no bully I'm new to investing

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>>2351063
what's he smoking.

>>2351082
>>2351085
Did Chris Chan make a video about Israel's genocide and wars

>>2351084
>isn't portrayed as perfect in all ways
Ok, liberal. And the problem with Enemy at the Gates is that it didn't portray the Soviet Union as perfect in all ways.

>>2350978
Dayum, it's over.
>>2351034
We're back baby!!

>>2351084
I saw the gameplays and I don't think it ever gets represented in a good way even once. They're more neural towards the empire than the not-DDR.

>>2351093
fizzlecels are delusional, as always lolololol

>>2351080
Random malding about zoomers will not prove your non existent intellectual superiority.

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>This pair swiftly condemned Iran’s attack on the US base in Qatar. Yet they remain completely silent on Israel’s assault on Lebanon. The pair are Lebanon’s president and prime minister. This is morally bankrupt, spineless Arab leadership in a nut shell.

these two are worst.

>>2351063
how can anyone not wish for the destruction of the IS after this FUCKING garbage??
what a mediocre piece of shit craven islamist fucks.

One of three things is happening:

1. The ceasefire is real, and Iranian propagandists and certain officials are trying to save face by denying it.

2. A high-ranking Iranian official, possibly even the Ayatollah himself, accepted the ceasefire, but either other officials disagree or government communications in Iran have completely collapsed.

3. Trump is fucking lying.

>>2351085
imagine Israel as Sonichu, the heroic, super-fast electric hedgehog who’s fiercely protective of his home, CWCville (representing Israel’s territory and security). Sonichu believes he’s fighting for survival against threats to his city. On the other side, Iran is like Count Graduon, a shadowy, scheming villain who’s been building up forbidden powers (like Iran’s nuclear program) and commanding a legion of Jerkops (Iran’s military and proxies like the Revolutionary Guards). The two have been in a tense standoff for years, throwing shade and occasional punches, but last week, things went full Chaotic Combo mode.

The conflict kicked off on June 13, 2025, when Sonichu (Israel) launched a surprise attack called Operation Rising Lion, blitzing Graduon’s secret bases (Iran’s nuclear and military sites) to stop him from crafting a “Dimensional Doom Zap” (a nuclear weapon). Graduon hit back with missile barrages and drone swarms, and the chaos escalated when the USA, as Chris Chan (Sonichu’s creator and a chaotic wildcard), jumped in with mega-powered strikes, shaking the whole battlefield.

<Israel (Sonichu): The zippy hero of CWCville, Sonichu’s got lightning-fast reflexes and a high-tech “Iron Dome” shield (Israel’s missile defense system). He’s convinced Graduon’s planning to wipe out CWCville, so he struck first, targeting Graduon’s labs in places like Isfahan and Fordow. Sonichu’s cocky but stretched thin, relying on his buddy Chris Chan for backup. His attacks killed Graduon’s top goons (like Revolutionary Guard commanders) and wrecked some of his tech, but CWCville’s taking hits too, with 24 dead and 685 injured by week’s end


<Iran (Count Graduon): The sinister mastermind, Graduon’s been hoarding “Chaos Emeralds” (enriched uranium) and building secret weapons for years. He claims his tech is for peaceful energy, but Sonichu and the world’s Sailor Moon scouts (IAEA) suspect he’s lying. When Sonichu attacked, Graduon unleashed a storm of “Jerkop Drones” (missiles and drones), hitting CWCville’s hospital (Soroka Hospital in Beersheba) and vowing “severe punishment.” His forces are battered, with 430 civilians dead and 3,000 injured, but he’s still swinging


<USA (Chris Chan): The unpredictable creator of CWCville, Chris Chan (Trump) initially watched from the sidelines, promising a two-week “Love Quest” (diplomacy) to calm things down. But on June 21, he went full “Goddess Blue Heart” mode, dropping massive “Bunker Buster Bolts” (30,000-pound bombs) on Graduon’s strongholds (Fordow, Natanz, Isfahan). Chris Chan bragged the sites were “totally obliterated,” but Graduon’s minions say the damage isn’t that bad. Now Chris Chan’s threatening more zaps if Graduon doesn’t chill


<Iran’s Allies (Jerkop Squad): Graduon’s goons, like the Houthis (Yemen’s Metal Sonichu) and Kataib Hezbollah (Iraq’s Darkbind Sonichu), are itching to jump in. They’ve threatened to blast Chris Chan’s bases if he keeps meddling, but Sonichu’s already weakened their pals, Hamas and Hezbollah (like Punchy and Magi-Chan gone rogue), so they’re not at full strength


<Europe and Others (Sailor Moon Scouts): The diplomatic scouts (UK, France, Germany) are trying to broker peace in Geneva, but Graduon’s like, “No talks while Sonichu’s zapping me!” The scouts are worried about a “Chaos Control Catastrophe” (regional war) but can’t get either side to back down

>>2351071
>Wow Dad, tell me more about that former country called Ukraine destroying nuclear warning radars and the US nuking nuclear facilities in that country used to be called Iran! How Iran and Russia responded????
>Well…uh…wait, your mom's boyfriend is calling me

>>2351102
>3. Trump is fucking lying
DING DING DING

>>2351070
in the totality of things its pretty devoid of political commentary and is mostly about doomed yuri with a slight DDR backdrop. a fairly libshit fanbase likes to talk about "the brutality of the regime" or whatever though. the backdrop of the setting is a multi-decades long revolution across the solar system in which earth has been destroyed and human life is dwindling, and the communists have begun to re-orientate society towards replicant androids built off of imprints of human personalities to do most jobs in society, to the point where humans are a vast minority relative to replicas. one of the major plotpoints is a human pilot and the replica she romances in their one-way trip to find habitable planets for humanity.

>>2351102
Delusional or…?

>>2351109
Why, what do you think

>>2351103
Reported for this cringe

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Pizza meter is down, it's joever folks

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>>2351063
>>2351034
> trump negotiated a ceasefire
> which doesn't even exist and no party has a clue about what the fuck is trump doing
We truly are in the retardreich

>>2351112
>>2351109
<Reported for this cringe
Says the insufferable weeb spammer

>>2351102
Trump is lying. It's like when he stated he caused the ceasefire in Pakistan-India

>>2351097
of course, communism is always le bad, that is why we support empires and monarchies against them.

>>2351102
Its 1. and 2.
if it's 3. have you ever seen the movie "civil war"? It's from like last year or so, about a civil war in the US. Watch vidrel, that's about to happen if it was 3. I'm converting to liberal reformed Islam (to be muslim and smoke weed and be a fag like Hakim) if 3. happens to be true and subsequently Iran causes the destabilization of America and Israel.


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>>2351102
Holy moly if it's No. 2 and communications at the highest level are that fucked after these 12 days, iran must rank as one of the most pathetic states on Earth.

>>2351104
>Wow dad, tell me what was the point of all that?
>Well son you see, shit happens, people fight then stop fighting then fight again then stop fighting in perpetuity, for what you ask? Political theater son. Pure spectacle.

>>2351102
trump backing up his claims, be like.

>>2351111
1 is likely treason and will get them likely pushed down a grade or two for trying to keep up a war that the leader doesn't want
2 is impossible because 2025 Iran ain't 2001 Syria
3 What was the last time that Trump did not lie to try and save his ass from his fanbase

>>2351102
>3. Trump is fucking lying.
It's actually 4, Trump is trying to will a ceasefire into existence by tweeting

>>2351102
or the message just didn't circulate. Make no mistake ww3 is here, this will only escalate but for the time being embrace peace.

>>2351123
garland is a hack i confirmed by watching the 28 years later movie

>>2351130
Well that’s technically just 3, but more elaborated on.

>>2351123
Trump will cause a civil war in the US and get coup'd if he is lying.

>>2351102
We'll find out in the coming days if not hours. When we look back we'll see how much nothing was gained or loss, just a reset of the status quo.

>>2351102
The ceasefire is as real as the zionist forces honor it. The zionist ceasefire proposition demonstrates their weaknessess.

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nothing but facts. everything else (except for some very few PRs, like the freedom ship, and Palestine Action) is pure cuckoldry.

>>2351124
pizza meter is not that significant since the pentagon is clearly aware that it's an intelligence leak, would make sense if they are more privy and covert during the literal fog of war

>>2351125
>iran must rank as one of the most pathetic states on Earth
Did you…
Did you miss the little spergout earlier where they literally fired missiles at an empty base and warned everyone ahead of time?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH THE FUCKING US BASE GOT HIT

>>2351137
Nah this would be disastrous for the dollar and the stock market

>>2351141
shias on top, as always

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>>2351123
>have you ever seen the movie "civil war"? I
Yea i have! What an good and coherent movie! SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

>>2351151
sorry I farted


>>2351151
>Source: CNN
Hello mossad.

>>2351120
My moffs are tasteful, sosu
>>2351123
Please go outside for once in your life
>>2351146
>>2351147
gg

>>2351151
>13m ago
apparently was an hermes drone, downed.

just as this is happening trump says he's negotiated a ceasefire deal between iran and israel
absolute clown war

>>2351151
The disinformation agents are out in force today

Folks, this has been quite a conflict.

Russia, China, and North Korea, as well as many other countries, got to see how easily and how quickly both the Iranian air force and Iranian air defense were wrecked by the Israelis. Far as I know not one Israeli or US aircraft was shot down.

It will also be noted that Israel uses US equipment, US equipment they have modified, and their own equipment, plus their own and certain US tactics. Knowing nothing else, the Israeli sortie rates stayed high and the air war was carried out very successfully. Suggest that anything the Israelis did, the US can also do, as also likely Japan and South Korea.

Am sure Israeli Air Force pilots will be popular at the next USAF Red Flag exercise.

Believe the nuclear facilities are wrecked, will take years to recover, or maybe not at all, like Iraq in 1981. Iran already knows the hammer will come down again should they keep moving toward a nuclear weapon. Also suggest the Iranian theocracy has been weakened by the piss-poor Iranian showing in the war. When your 'mighty' military cannot even protect the skies over the capital city, that says a lot.

Proof of the pudding will be how the cease-fire holds. Should Iranian proxies fire missiles at Israel suggest the IAF will head for Tehran.

quote from israeli media this morning:
>There are two options for ending the campaign itself, Channel 12 reported: Israel can unilaterally declare it has achieved its war aims, and Iran will subsequently end its missile strikes; or the US can announce that both sides have agreed to a ceasefire, something Israel sees as less desirable.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-said-to-convey-message-to-iran-it-is-looking-to-end-war-within-days/amp/

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>>2351141
Iran is the boy who lived.

How extensive are Israel’s intelligence operations inside Iran?
Intelligence operations years in the making were behind Israel’s targeting of key military positions and leaders in Iran this month, according to the Israeli media.
The strikes that took out much of Iran’s key defensive infrastructure and killed military commanders are credited to an Israeli intelligence service that is claimed to have infiltrated much of Iran’s security apparatus.
Inside Iran, scores of people have reportedly been arrested and accused of spying for Mossad, Israel’s intelligence agency, providing media support for Israel or disturbing public opinion.
<http://xn--how%20extensive%20are%20israels%20intelligence%20operations%20inside%20iran-t451c/?

>>2351156
Hermes drones, Hernandez marines. All we need now is President Rodriguez.

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>>2351159
>ar as I know not one Israeli or US aircraft was shot down.
Aircraft includes drones, anon.

Israel has not officially confirmed a ceasefire. The security cabinet is still in session. - YNET

Pentagon pizza orders have gone down
sizzle sisters…..

>>2351156
Trump said that the ceasefire will be in 12 hour stages. They're still gonna exchange salvos before then.

>>2351164
When president trump bans wömen from the military will he make an exception for butch latino lesbians for reasons of national security?

what if they are planting this "truce/peace" info to try to locate Iranian officers/high ranking officials just to kill them?

>>2351167
we'll have to see but itd be really funny if trump was just lying

at least WW2 happened on the pretext of a signed, written peace deal which was backstabbed. WW3 will be caused by the breaking of peace terms that never existed to begin with

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Iran right now while Russia and China desperately try to drag them off the stage

>>2351102
I’m going to go with Trump is lying.

>>2351172
This is exactly what Trump is doing.

If this was all kayfabe I swear I'm logging off and focusing purely on pussy (becoming straight) from here on out

>>2351172
locate them how?

>>2351163
Israel blew its whole wad and now wants to end retaliation when it didn't work.

I will consider it an error if Iran accepts a ceasefire. I know almost everyone will (including Israel's supporters).

Israel obviously doesn't seriously consider any ceasefire binding. They will just see it as a reprieve of Iranian missiles and continue their normal pattern of assassinations and planning the next attack. I don't think a single person in Israel considered a ceasefire as being even remotely important or restraining them in any way.

>>2351017
israel gets to destroy things and bibi gets a boost in popularity or at at least continues to postpone his sentencing or whatever the fuck he was being investigated for

>>2351181
According to Vance they've been working on a ceasefire since Midnight Hammer was carried out. Classic Trump, he thinks a deal is near so he announces it's done and then the other parties are the assholes if they don't go along

>>2351172
Email your nearest Iran embassy now and inform them of this

>>2351017
Israel thought it would pose an existential threat to Iran. It didn't so they get a mulligan and go back to planning their next big surprise attack on Iran.

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>>2351180
>Bro believed in the bourgeois Kabuki theatre known as "GeopolitiKKKs"

>>2351144
Yes but at the very least that was still a decision they made. If they really are just floundering around right now despite how much of a nothing burger the 12 day war was, my lord.

wars don't even make sense from a imperialist perspective anymore

>>2351192
It's a humiliation ritual.

>>2351186
>Email your nearest Iran embassy now and inform them of this
One step ahead of you anon. Told them to tell the komani he can at mine on the sofa if he needs to lay low, i have two playstation controllers.
Will keep you updated.

>>2351180
This was an attempt at regime change that failed. The happenings will only intensify from here on out. It'll play out in the upcoming years. The fire rises.

>>2351187
NEHcels are coping hard now. SHrades already have the dub.

>>2351181
force them to come out and state they haven't decreed that, or make communications through different channels even asserting that no such an order was made, and through those monitored channels use ways to locate the leadership.

>>2351196
Oh ok thank God. I was going to start talking to women but you've convinced me to stay inside and post here

>>2351141
The Houthis were able to put up a better fight against the US and Israel, WHILE LIVING IN CAVES AND BEING ARMED WITH FIRECRACKERS AND MORTARS.

I can't forget all the screeching high-key doomposting about Iran that happened two week ago when Israel sucker punched it.

THIS IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT. THE ONLY OUTCOME IS THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF IRAN AND THE COLLAPSE OF THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC. IT'S OVER. ISRAEL HAS WON.

And the result is oh btw lol. Guess it wasn't a big deal after all.

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Maybe it really is just that Trump was trying to live up to being the Peace Candidate and was just trying to manifest a Peace Deal by himself

So is Trump really trying to Michael Scott his way into pulling out of Iran? Because if so lol and dare I say lmao

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yeeeep, the cease fire is pure lies. and probably just a trap to get the leadership out in the open.

>>2351204
Doomposters always do the work of the regime's propaganda for it. It's just the other side of triumphalism.

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this is who the west is trying to topple.

>>2351200
Too far gone. They are overdosing on the black pills as we speak. All we can do is carry on as JDPON does his work.

It would be so fucking funny to surprise nuke Israel right now

i hate iran so fucking much bros

A spokesperson for the Israeli military declined to comment on Trump’s statement about a cease-fire. - NYT

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>>2351201
>Babe, stop shitposting on HAPPENING threads- I miss you!
>silence lib, this one’s a SIZZLER

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https://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2025/06/23/750062/iran-top-general-vows-ops-until-netanyahu-brought-to-knees

Iran’s top general vows non-stop operations until Netanyahu is brought to his knees

Iran’s top military general has vowed to continue retaliatory operations against the Israeli regime “with full force” until Benjamin Netanyahu is brought to “utter helplessness.”

In a video statement on Monday, shortly after the 21st phase of Operation True Promise III was launched by the Iranian armed forces, Chief of Staff of Iran’s Armed Forces, Major General Abdolrahim Mousavi, said the operations will continue uninterrupted.

Major General Mousavi said the crimes committed by the Israeli regime and the United States “will not go unanswered” regardless of the extent of damage inflicted by the enemy.

“The very nature of this criminal act will not remain without a response, irrespective of the level of destruction,” the top general said, referring to the American aggression against Iranian nuclear facilities early on Sunday in brazen violation of international law.

He characterized US President Donald Trump’s involvement in the war against the Islamic Republic as a desperate effort to rescue the Zionist regime, particularly Netanyahu, whom he described as America’s “failing proxy” in the region.

“Trump, having witnessed Netanyahu’s collapse under the weight of defeat, decided to give him artificial respiration through this reckless act,” Major General Mousavi said.

US bombers, on the direct orders of Trump, targeted three nuclear facilities across Iran – Isfahan, Natanz and Fordow – on Sunday morning, drawing widespread outrage.

The aggression came amid the Israeli regime’s aggression that started last Friday. In response Iranian armed forces have inflicted heavy blows on the regime and its military infrastructure with its retaliatory operations under True Promise III.

Iranian officials have warned that the American aggression will not go unpunished.

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>Can i be in the news again now? (also givas!)

>>2351189
I’m honestly starting to believe in a global bourgeois that has transcended the state decades ago and just run these husk of nations like sports teams. It’s all controlled opposition.

>>2351063
Trump's Truths are getting progressively funnier every day.
If the ceasefire is real and Iran didn't have to give up anything for it then they definitively won this conflict.

>>2351210
How bro felt after typing allat.

>>2351217
>netanyahu will be on his knees.
where is rapeanon when you need him.

>>2351220
I mean 400 Iranian civilians did die that sucks

>>2351203
ern, the damage Iran did was more significant and from much farther away. Iran literally buttfucked every important government building, except for the Knesset in pissrael. and the ports were seriously damaged.

>>2351213
Remarkable how they keep surviving all these existential threats isn't it? It's totally weak, and totally going to collapse. I'm sure spamming about how weak and collapsing is will satsify you. OR MAYBE, it's just not that weak and fragile? Iran is going to be a battlefield because Jordan and Egypt and Al-Jolani and all these faggots want to help Israel steal their land and commit genocide. Hopefully we can all remember now that Iran ISN'T ISRAEL'S NEIGHBOR

>>2351212
Just a sneaky wave of spicy hypersonics

>>2351217
IM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU ALI-SAMA
I HUMBLY REPENT FOR MY CUCKPOSTING

>>2351195
Mention to him that if he’s crashing he needs to be ayrolling them Js

So it looks like nothing happened after all

>>2351217
INSHALLAH.

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>>2351217
Great day to be a part of the LGBT community.

>>2351217
Coup CUCKmenei and put this guy in charge

>>2351225
*martyred
Iranians don't seem fazed by the war at all while Israelis are still hiding in their rat holes terrified of the outside world.
This war went from "Iran cannot be allowed to have a nuclear weapon" to "Iran cannot be allowed to exist" to "Iran please stop bombing Tel-Aviv" I think the Iranians are pretty comfortable rn.

>>2351134
I liked the first film, not the second, I'm watching 28 years later right now for free on a movie streaming site (hydrahd.sh), first scenes are pretty shocking but I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE SAYING HALF THE TIME.
They've got this awful english accent that sounds like they're out of breath in each word spoken. No subs available either since the players are all literal phone recordings from the cinema.

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Coping, seething, pissing, etc

>>2351232
Trump just did some massive goalpoast moving.

Yesterday it was all about Iran's nuclear program. Not even a whisper of a mention of that now. And they know they didn't destroy the enrichment facilities or the stockpile of enchriced uranium.

Almost like something changed… but wait, no. That couldn't have happened. Because if something changed, something happened. And nothing happened.

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meanwhile, once upon a time in ukraine….
now Putin is Ayatollah.

Sisters tell me is this good or bad for Iranian Women?

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>>2351210
I wish Ahmadinejad was still president.

>>2351246
if israel wins and the new regime removes the hijab laws then the souls of iranian women are damned to hell forever, so id say this is pretty bad.
we should all hope iran wins

>>2351217
could've been a twitter post

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Nah it's over, pack it up.

>>2350922
>china says it's in the lower stage of socialism and forced to plan its economy in the context of global capitalism
<wow so china calls itself communist and cares about the economy? umm that's not very freaking communist of them
i n f a n t i l e
d i s o r d e r


>>2351251
Muslim MLoids on suicide watch

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BUT WAIT

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>>2351247
ayatollah clears though

>>2351253
Lower stage of socialism means no commodity production and DoTP, China has neither.

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before & after

life is but a series of fizzles and sizzles


>agent Vile back to your desk this instant, posts about china will not seethe themselves!

>>2351254
>>2351252
what do you want them to do? rangeban all israeli IP addresses including VPNs? but what if it's a palestinian in the occupied west bank or something?

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>>2351251
>>2351257
im done with everything

>>2351244
Ayatollah Putin, Hadhrat, Imam, may God's blessings and peace be upon him and his household

>trump making shit up
who'd a thunked it

>>2351251
>qatar
but i thought it was trump-brokered?

So now that the dust has settled, what have both sides learned?

>>2351270
Its Al Jazeera brokered

Nobody knows what the fuck is going on

>>2351259
>Lower stage of socialism means no commodity production and DoTP
no it means a revolution happened and a communist party has seized power.

<Will it be possible for private property to be abolished at one stroke?

<No, no more than existing forces of production can at one stroke be multiplied to the extent necessary for the creation of a communal society.
<In all probability, the proletarian revolution will transform existing society gradually and will be able to abolish private property only when the means of production are available in sufficient quantity.



Engels, Principles of Communism, Point 17

>>2351238
When will we reach "Iran please let the Zionists evacuate unharmed"

I hope the ceasefire is real because it would be a huge geopolitical loss for Israel. They initiated this war, failed all their objectives, and are now begging for it to stop. This will be a significant moment in Middle Eastern politics showing that Israel can't just use its golem to do whatever it wants.

>>2351228
>Remarkable how they keep surviving all these existential threats isn't it?
is it? every other state that's been sanctioned by the us still exists as well

Genuinely curious, does Trump actually believe theres a ceasefire, or is he just lying to cover shit up?

>>2351272
Tel Aviv and West Bank use the same IP range.


>>2351274
i do! nothing is going on

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>>2351258 (me)
>>2351210 (me)
#feminism

>>2351277
And Other Stories

>>2351283
Everything is going on

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CHAOS, CHAOS!

>>2351282
>and my point is that they auto banned vpn IPs from my provider
uygha thats called a rangeban, you fucking retard

>>2351275
No, it means a Dictatorship of the Proletariat and abolition of commodity production. Read Lenin's State and Revolution.

Initial reports of a targeted assassination strike against a senior official in the Iranian capital of Tehran.

>>2351288
>deltarune

>>2351280
he's being retarded on purpose, I even specified "what do you want them to do, ban all israeli ip addresses" and he went full spergout immediately
>>2351282
they banned the israeli ones on NordVPN. if you think the site is zionist controlled go make your own extra based website

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>>2351292
Explains what's going on

>>2351260
stupidpolbros…trueanonbros…

>>2351260
ReCUCKlicans

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>>2351239
vidrel

>serial ban evander sandi anon finally runs out of IP addresses to use
>resorts to using israeli ones
>what the fuck why haven't they banned the IP addresses that I haven't ban evaded on yet it must be because the mods are ZOG

The ceasefire is going so fucking well the Israelis have just now tried to assassinate an Iranian official in Tehran.

>>2351300
Sounds like it was recorded on a camcorder in the cinema

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I don't know who's trolling who…

Israel, humiliated, must now return to only being able to slaughter 1 people with impunity at a time. We did it guys

>>2351303
It is recorded from a phone in a cinema, regardless the actors are either british or playing british people and the accent is incomprehensible.

>>2351260
These aren't bofore and after retard these are DIFFERENT QUESTIONS.

And BEFORE, when this same question was asked, Americans supported destroying Iran's nuclear enrichment facilities. They always supported it. Stuxnet for example is considered a triumph within computer security circles.

They don't support joining a war when asked directly.. They fact that these things are closely related doesn't matter.

>>2351300
>northumberlanders sound like northumberlanders
reminder this is what northern english people spoke like

Channel 12, Yaron Avraham: We tried to understand why there’s no Israeli response — for now, Netanyahu is in a closed discussion with the same small forum that initiated the operation against Iran, with no leaks then and none now.

>>2351300
I dunno I don't think people would react this way. Obviously, the world isn't like, you know, full of zombies but I just don't think that people would react this way. I don't consider it belivable.

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what's the point of the islamic republic? what is their raison d'être?

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So it would seem that while Iran claims to have totally shot down multiple F-35s, in reality Israel's suffered 25 confirmed deaths total so far, all civilians from what I can find. If this ceasefire is real, they have a few more hours (but six hours less than Israel) to try to kill at least one Israeli soldier/airman. Think they can get it done in that timeframe, or will this conflict really end with not a single Israeli trooper dead to even slightly balance out the loss of Iran's high command & other military/IRGC casualties?

>>2351314
to pave the way for the return of imam mahdi (as) from occultation

>>2351312
It's all just fast paced hysteria insofar where they're just smashing through objects and yelling incomprehensible things.
Impossible to understand this film without subtitles.

>>2351315
Markets didn't react to the possibility of war at all. Probably because everyone knew it wasn't going to happen and it was all fake as fuck from the beginning.

>>2351314
CIA-funded Islamists to keep communists out of power.

Hakim I know you reading this, you a bitch ass
>>2351141
Yeah when all the remainign palestinians are forced into Jordan and Egypt, maybe the Iran can make a statue saying "we tried only after they killed our top military officials".

>>2351291
>declares DOTP
>look inside
>commodities

>>2351311
Thank you for this image, it's such a classic. May Allah bless you with unlimited IPs with which to evade bans

>>2351204
They spent the first year of the genocide doing the same from oct7 on the dot, in case you needed any other reason not to take them serious.

let me see a mushroom cloud

>>2351331
Learn to have fun another way, this can't be healthy for you.

>>2351314
Initially - to overthrow monarchies of the islamic world, and do this in a non-communist way. Iran had a chance to become like China of Middle East, but instead settled for "Islamic revolution", which didn't manage to spread beyond Iran itself

NBC EXCLUSIVE: Trump says he expects ceasefire to last 'forever'

When asked how long the ceasefire would be, Trump said, “I think the ceasefire is unlimited. It’s going to go forever.”He added that the war is completely over, saying he does not believe that Israel and Iran “will ever be shooting at each other again.”

>>2351307
It's because auteurfags are obsessed with having fucking shit sound in their films that can only be heard at maximum attention in the cinema, I'm English and struggle to make it out because it's just low quality. Made worse being filtered once through auteurfagging → shit phone camera

"The Iranians just aren't very good at war" - JD Vance
"I believe this is the beginning of something very big for peace in the Middle East." - JD Vance

Iran chose to go beyond ‘minimum’ cause of action
Andreas Krieg, an associate professor at the School of Security Studies at King’s College London, said that the Iranian attack on the base in Qatar is an “absolute escalation” beyond “what was expected”.
“It’s the first time in Qatar’s history that we’ve had a military strike on the country,” Krieg told Al Jazeera.
He said that Iran had “many different cause of actions” that it could have taken to retaliate against yesterday’s strike on Iran’s nuclear bases.

“They’ve chosen, not necessarily the minimum sort of cause of action. They used something in the middle. A minimum one would have been striking a base in Iraq,” he said, adding that Qatar “plays a very important role for Iran”.
“[Qatar] has been a mediator back channel for Iran talking to the United States. It still plays a pivotal role in mediating this potential nuclear deal between the United States and Iran. It shares the greatest gas field with Iran, and has helped the Iranians in this respect.
“So, attacking Qatar is certainly an escalatory step beyond what was necessary.”

someone give me an update on this fake/real ceasefire

>>2351348
We'll know in an hour if it's real

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Ideally, they should have kept the escalatory standards as they were, rather than making peace or attacking US bases for real.

Iran was taking manageable damage while dealing noticeable disruptions to Israel's economy (daily shelter alerts, destroyed refineries) and massive governmental fiscal problems due to the draining of interceptor ammo.
Said draining would have also weakened the US elsewhere, such as in Taiwan. Though it's probably something that your average Iranian official doesn't give a shit about since it's unrelated to their problems, unlike your average zigger /leftypol/tard who thinks BRICS nations are one homogeneous whole.

Still, a ceasefire is relatively more preferable to escalation. Lots of retards here seem to forget that Iran is also an oil-reliant country just like the gulf and that it could destroy their economy if they can't export it.

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>>2351338
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST! ART OF THE DEAL!

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>>2351348
just drink with the boys until news are confirmed my man, don't fall for FOMO.

>>2351352
>>2351348
I’d take Iran’s word for it over anyone else’s until it’s explicitly shown otherwise.

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>>2351353
>would destroy their economy is they cant export it
iran has fallen

>>2351353
It would also have been far funnier just to repeatedly attack Israel and ignore the US, so that's the strategy I would have supported.

>>2351361
>commit to a ground invasion
unfortunately, this would never happen.
trump is retarded not insane

>>2351353
>Said draining would have also weakened the US elsewhere, such as in Taiwan. Though it's probably something that your average Iranian official doesn't give a shit about since it's unrelated to their problems, unlike your average zigger /leftypol/tard who thinks BRICS nations are one homogeneous whole.
Eh it's not a bad idea to drain them enough that others get tempted to take a bite, it draws them away from you

>>2351362
>not insane
lol

>>2351364
hes literally not though

Drones and so on are still being intercepted over Tehran currently.

02:39 Iraq: Al-Mayadeen correspondent: The explosion targeted an air radar and an electrical engineering department at Taji Camp, north of Baghdad.
02:39 Iraq: Al-Mayadeen correspondent: Initial indications are that the explosion at Taji Camp north of Baghdad was caused by an unidentified drone strike.
02:31 Iran: Al-Mayadeen correspondent: Iranian air defenses activated after detecting hostile targets in Tehran's skies.

Were the Iraqi's helping Iran by lending them their radar outputs or however this nerd shit works?

HOLY SHIT TRVMP ACHIEVES VVORLD PEACE

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>>2351365
No, of course not.

>>2351375
>he doesn't decide military strategy
I know the president typically doesnt get involved with strategy, but doesnt the constitution technically allow him to do it if he really wanted to? iirc, lincoln micromanaged a lot of the civil war in the east.

>>2351374
I saw the mp4 and decided you are not a fed

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BRAVO TRUMP

>>2351366
He literally is though lol

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>>2351380
Wew, thanks for changing your mind and didn't go schizo.
They lost suspicion boss

I'd still consider this a small Iranian W.

Nuclear program still going, whose destruction was the original Israeli goal btw.
Only a few big cities noticeably attacked (Tehran, Tabriz, Isfahan) with the rest of the country unscathed.
Israel has to pay to replenish their interceptor stockpile.
Mossad chewed up lots of single-use assets and got their drone factories inside Iran busted (their infiltration of the country is still deep however, no sugar coating that).

Only real issue is that a lot of important generals and nuclear scientists got killed. Israel peaked in their initial attack & strikes.


I am sorry fizzleGODS, I should NOT have opened my mouth too early.

>>2351291
>read the thing lenin wrote before he won the civil war and was actually forced to govern with policies like NEP
already have. i really don't expect how a single country is supposed to "abolish commodity production" without totally isolating itself from all international trade which is basically shooting yourself in the foot.

It's over

>>2351394
>Israel attacks you and unilaterally declares a ceasefire before you retaliate
Not gonna fly buddy

>>2351392
You spoke too soon.
>>2351396

>>2351393
By making the revolution go global

>>2351394
i don't trust the entity. iran must remain on alert

Reports indicate a nuclear scientist has been assassinated in central #Tehran.

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shahbros?

>>2351393
but the bible of marx need to be made real doesn't matter the context they live.

>>2351394
well if @Osint613 on X, the everything app, says so

>>2351399
easier said than done.

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>>2351399
this was the plan but the germans are an irredeemable race of mongrels

>>2351400
Duh. I mean Israel has no concept of a ceasefire. It's a "ceasefire" until Israel decides to attack again.

>>2351407
>declare ceasefire
>don't even pretend to stop strikes
Not. Gonna. Fly

>>2351406
Global revolution is horribly impractical and an herculean task but it's the only chance we have of actually leaving capitalism behind.

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Friendly fire

>>2351413
it's still easier said to make what capitalists had to do in hundreds of years to do in quick succession or else expire.

>>2351414
>very similar to Israeli Hermes, therefore must be not Hermes

Amazing analysis

>>2351403
Funny how MLs always accuse communists of being dogmatic fanatics when they're the ones who usually start Quotemining Marx or Lenin in any argument.

>>2351412

The way Trump Truth'd it, the ceasefire is that Israel gets carte blanche to kill people for 6 hours, and then nobody can do anything. A The Purge like scenario.

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>>2351419
theyre hoping iran retaliates, so they can go: "see, iran broke the ceasefire" and go right back to bombing, i reckon

>>2351399
Flood detected; Post discarded.

>>2351418
>MLs
obsessed.

>>2351424
so 25 minutes

so where is that cease fire ?.
Fell for US-Israel tricknology again huh ?.

israel is hitting iraq now?

Breaking news: there are indications that I have to take a shit, we are waiting for confirmation.

>>2351413
They probably intended to forcibly destroy the government with their mossad cells and install the shah but didn't expect the iranians to so thoroughly purge them. Like that drone attack on russia but cringer.

>>2351418
Less quotes more so buzzwords usually (until they get made fun of and switch to another pretend they're doing legitimate analysis)
LE
>BIRTHMARKS
>MATERIAL CONDITIONS
>HISTORICAL MATERIALISM
>DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM
and my favorite
>PROLETARIAN NATION (Don't look it up)

>>2351424
i remember hearing that in 2014 in gaza the artillery timed it so that they were launching barrages into neighbourhoods right to the exact second the ceasefire kicked in so they could get in as much damage as possible

TURN ON /GIF/ THE BBC SPAM HAS STOPPED

>>2351435
to
>>2351423

>>2351440
thats because we're in here now, sister

>>2351437
>they are doing le buzzwords.
like the quotemining against them and if/then mechanicism is any better.

>>2351417
That kills me man.

By the way, the Mohajer-6 and Mohajer-10 look nothing alike, and their landing gears are also very different. So his original misidentification makes no sense if he's just going to say, oh, my bad it's actually a totally different drone. Still Iranian though, must be.

>>2351437
>>PROLETARIAN NATION
>he doesn't believe in the Joint Dictatorship of the National Bourgeoisie of Oppressed Proletarian Nations (JDNBOPN)
ngmi
Lassalle flag when

>>2351424
14 minoot

>>2351449
October Revolution already happened, now's time for the program to do away with gravediggers

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DO NOT GIVE INTO ULTRA DEMORALIZERS
the return of imam mahdi (عَلَيْهِ ٱلسَّلَامُ) will usher in the advent of global communism
TOTAL AND UNCRITICAL SUPPORT FOR THE ISLAMIC REVOLUTION AND AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI

>>2351414
>Woofers
lol this faggot was the admin of Syrian Civil War subreddit before he locked it up, fucked up the moderating and turned it into an echo chamber.

>>2351454
larp all you want, it will be gone before you know it

>>2351457
The United States? Absolutely. JDPON has carved the way.

>>2351458
JDPON is fiction
you're all the same brand of shit

>>2351457
it will fall, and it will be then when Al Qa'im (عَلَيْهِ ٱلسَّلَامُ) returns from occultation to lead the ummah to victory against the forces of capital

>>2351452
>we wuz october revolution.
no correct line, vanguard corrected, opportunistic and pragmatic alliances with petite bourgeous of the cities plus fields plus other parties, kept going after existing after being the only revolution to acheve power.
nothing Ultraleft was found.

>>2351460
Maybe some real opium would do you better

>>2351459
JDPON is all too real for you, NEHcel. His work already making itself evident. A boiling hot summer awaits.

>>2351463
i dont know why the kuffar enjoy brigading our sites so much. leftypol is a shia imageboard, chud

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>>2351466
>they uhh made some theory.
this won't change that there is no Ultraleft achievement in the October revolution, but it makes sense such a lazy and disconected ideology would try to appropriate than achieve something of worth.

I think we need to start asking the more important of questions. We need an inquiry to a no doubt very wise individual of the Israeli state and get an assessment of the current situation. We need to know is what Vile Shlomo thinks about all this.

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>>2351458
>JDPON
>look inside
>JDNBOPN

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imagine committing genocide for a strip of land smaller than florida

>>2351468
No such thing as "ultraleft", there is only the invariant line from Marx to Lenin
the achievements have been had until Stalin purged all of the original bolsheviks that drove the October Revolution

>>2351471
Capitalists are dumb

>>2351414
all "osint" experts on twitter should be locked into a prison and treated like challenged children and be forced to categorize plastic toys by their colors or shape

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>>2351199
>through those monitored channels use ways to locate the leadership.
>>2351208
>yeeeep, the cease fire is pure lies. and probably just a trap to get the leadership out in the open.
Yeah they engage in tricknology

>>2351466
> According to this thesis, Stalinism represented the current which, not hesitating to hit the kulaks and the rural petty bour-geoisie, aimed to transform the impure socialist revolution of Russia into a purely socialist revolution. As for the left and the right, compared to Stalinism they must only have constituted one large right wing, by opposing, with pacifism and democratism, the emancipation of the socialist revolution from the shackles in which the relations of production inherited from the bourgeois democratic revolution had imprisoned it, that is to say the pre-dominance of unproductive small-plot agriculture. It pains us to see such untruths disseminated to a defenceless public as the quintessence of Marxist thought.
>It suffices to compare the constitution of 1918 with that of 1936 to see that the party which, in power, capitulated to the democratic-bourgeois revolution, was not the Bolshevik Party of 1917-29, but the Stalinist party that survives as the government party of Russia even in 1968! The first, unlike all constitutions throughout history, proclaimed none of those personal rights (property and security) that characterize the bourgeois era, but which capitalist practice constantly tramples on, nor any other kinds of “personal rights”. On the contrary, it loudly proclaims its socialist aim, incompatible not only with the survival of a class of small farmers, but also with the existence of a class of cooperative members assured for life of the possession of the soil and delivering their products to society through the market: the entire abolition of the division of the people into classes. In this constitution, the nationalization of the land, accompanied by a transfer of plots (without compensation to the dispossessed owners) to the workers, is not misleadingly presented as a socialization of the land, but as a legal measure justified by the fact that this socialization was the final goal, a goal that is only achieved when no obstacle (no cooperative property any more than small plot property or capitalist property) prevents the whole of society from direct access to agricultural production. With the constitution of 1936, everything changed: «The land occupied by collective farms is secured to them for their use free of charge and for an unlimited time, that is, in perpetuity» and cooperative property is proclaimed to be “the sacred and inviolable foundation of the Soviet system”! There is no longer the abolition of classes with a distinct and contrasting mode of production and life: the complex constituted by the cooperative, and machinery and tractors belonging to the State, with the “exchange” of services for agricultural produce is defined as a finished socialist system. At the same time, instead of dissolving, the class opposition between the proletariat and the peasant-owner engaged in a perpetual dispute with the State is completely denied; equal political and voting rights (boldly denied in the declaration of 1918, which attributed four votes to the worker against one for the peasant) is restored. The new regime is officially defined as a political democracy, while the old one proclaimed itself without hesitation as a dictatorship of the proletariat which had only concluded a non-aggression pact with the peasants for the obvious reason that violence is the midwife, and not the mother of progress, which is based on the growth of productive forces. These anti-socialist novelties were fully confirmed in 1953 when, in his Economic Problems of Socialism in the USSR, Stalin attacked those who wanted to treat collective farm property, the pillar of the regime, as capitalist property had been treated in 1917 (and in 1929) and he proclaimed, against all evidence, that being a popular property, it was also a socialist property, a stupidity which amounts to saying that the power of a company (and, pushed to the limit, the totality between them all) to make use of its products is equivalent to the power of society in its entirety to dispose of them, on the condition however that it does not officially employ employees (!) In a “socialist revolution” made in this way, there is only one thing missing, if we calmly examine the facts, if it is to constitute a complete capitulation to the “bourgeois-democratic revolution”: to give up tempering productive anarchy by means of State despotism. Everyone knows it took care not to do so; that, on the contrary, it raised State coercion to such heights that the world bourgeoisie envied Stalin his power, and that it even raised it to the rank of an eternal factor of production insofar as it presented the sacred form of property in the kolkhoz as eternal. Don’t be deceived: have we ever seen the powers erected on the basis created by the bourgeois-democratic revolution respect naïve hopes and illusions?
Stalin betrayed the revolution with kolkhozes smh, this is tyranny!

is time up yet?


>>2351472
achievements as stablishing a capitalist republic ill fit to survive an invasion, but this was betrayed when, in a ,totally materialist analisis, stalin and no one else betrayed the OG's.
ignore That there were original bolsheviks in the purge of the original bolsheviks and some mensheviks plus the open proletarian support in the purges.

>>2351481
yes but the deadline was never even real since iran wasn't even presented the ceasefire deal

>>2351482
she's desperate to keep her job

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>>2351471
Florida is the best state and I would commit a thousand genocides in her glorious name.

>>2351482
Do Not Interact Tulsi Gabbard

Not letting me ride the kolkhoz tractor around for fun is Hitlerism, Bonapartism, and revisionism of the highest order.

>>2351353
90% of Iran's oil is bought by China, so, that point is moot

>>2351483
>and some mensheviks
Must be referring to Stalin and his clique of national socialists

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START A WAR
BROKER CEASEFIRE TO THE WAR YOU STARTED
GET NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
5d chess. uyghas can't even keep up

So is there a ceasefire or isn't there one?

>>2351494
No ceasefire

>>2351478
>Smh just a few dozen paragraphs to do brainless apologetics against?
There's a few hundred thousand more, doesn't matter when you've turned your brain off.

>>2351494
there is on paper

>>2351482
Are the magacoms switching up again? Jackson Hinkle was crying really hard.

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>>2351494
Yes but there hasn’t been a proper meeting yet so the rockets will still be coming.

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>israel still attacking iran past 3:30 tel aviv time
so is the ceasefire off now? was there ever one? who is telling the truth and who is lying

>Neither the Israeli nor Iranian governments have yet confirmed their agreement to the ceasefire.
per CNN

>>2351503 (me)
did trump mean that ceasefire negotiations were going to be organized? not a real ceasefire?

The ceasefire is the friends we made along the way

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>“The ceasefire proposal put forward by U.S. President Donald Trump is completely false…”
>“No official or unofficial ceasefire proposal has been received from Iran: ‘In response to this media fabrication, the Islamic Republic of Iran will, within a few hours, demonstrate the falsehood of this claim to the Zionist regime through direct and on-the-ground action.’”
per Fars News

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>>2351501
If you're having trouble, here's a cheat sheet
>Step 1: WHO said there is a ceasefire?

>>2351496
A few hundred thousand at that something to nothing ratio could be edited down to a coffee table book

>>2351501
The Trump plan was that only Iran cease it's fire at the time, and that Israel can freely strike until 12 hours later.

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>>2351501
DO IT IRAN
UNLEASH THE CATHARSIS

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>>2351509
Hey vids work again.

>>2351510
Not including the books published, texts on site alone.
As much as you want to polish the cock of Stalin and clean his grave from rubbish, the garbage is still buried beneath the ground.

>>2351513
Thats not Tojo bro Tojos got the bald head

>>2351507
if trump just tweeted about a ceasefire and the dumbass media ran with it, then WW3 is confirmed. it should be clear to the media he's given up control of the situation and is 100% willing to follow israel to hell

>>2351494
>CPUSAnon
kek that has to be embarasing

>>2351513
Burn this shit.

>>2351518
its so fucking funny how were on year 10 of trump saying whatever and the media still reports on literally everything he says like theres not a 60% chance its bullshit

>>2351518
No. Trump isn't lying. Lying still involves a degree of respect for the truth. Trump is a bullshitter, which is a big difference, because it doesn't involve regard for fucking anything.


>>2351507
Which flag is this.

>>2351519
it is, thank you for noticing

>>2351516
Why won't Stalin let me go rally driving in the agricultural tractor? I thought I was the owner of the means of production?! Trotsky would let me :(

>>2351490
How do you think it's transported?

>>2351437
>>PROLETARIAN NATION
honestly less retarded that crying about dead idf genociders calling them inocent proletarians

>>2351525
>spectatorindex
What is this source?

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>>2351525
iraqi pmu probably

>>2351534
or whatever is their name idk

>>2351525
fake and gay

>>2351535
I disagree

>>2351525
>>2351533
inb4 it's Israel

>>2351540
USS liberty-tier false flag incoming

>>2351525
Did you have a friend on the Liberty

>>2351530
Yea I don't know what that was about, saw the pic as well.
Then again its from a meme sub.

>this is what nothingburgers look like in 2025

>>2351543
And what are their sources? How do these accounts have any resources for actual folks on the ground who can give reliable information?

We love it when the guns go pew pew don't we folks

>>2351548
they just google translate whatever local telegram channels are saying

>>2351547
C-RAMs are cool but they fire those in Iraq all the time.

>>2351528
Trump might just kill himself faster if he does something

it would be so funny if the ceasefire was "real" but negotiated with reza pahlavi

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>>2351545
Please if they're going to do a false flag can they stick to fucking up US military personnel a la Pearl Harbor as opposed to random civilians like in 9/11

>>2351553
Man we really have to stop the whole MIC thing lol. It's so fucking nuts to do this forever

>>2351553
how much does it cost, like $10000 per burst lol ?

Tehran candy spreading conspiracy theories

>>2351547
That’s just a regular weapons test also no images of drones doing anything.

>>2351563
she might be right. it's the same prediction as the squirrel

>>2351563
I can fix her

>>2351563
In a world of the pure insanity of the west, being paranoic is the sensible thing to do

I find it hilarious that Trump is so narcissistic that he felt the need to call this “war” a “12 day war”. He needed to name this war that he’s hoping becomes this official thing in the history books.

>>2351563
It pisses me off when these people show they're fully capable of engaging in politics seriously and in good faith and have a decent grasp of concepts like "color revolutions" when it comes to issues they aren't being paid to look the other way on, but all that goes out the window as soon as AIPAC waves a few dollars at them. It just makes me hate them more.

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reza pahlavi!
ALL HAIL THE BURGER KING OF IRAN

>>2351572
it's not even paranoia, like… the craziest thing that could ever happen in the middle east is people *not* shooting each other anymore lol

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>>2351576
>neh/fizzlecels right now

>>2351576
He speaks telepathically to CNN

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>>2351577
this is the real shah of iran

>>2351557
Sorry bud, the best israeli false flags always have to maximize for gentile deaths. 2 for 1 you know it's gotta be a bargain

Laura has screenshots ready to show trump of traitors who questioned him

>>2351563
She’s not wrong.

>>2351590
Trump and spooning with Loomer on the couch, doomscrolling tiktok and intermittently glancing at Loomer's screenshot slideshow

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>>2351577
Pahlavi has boarded a flight to Tehran. I hope nothing out of the ordinary happens!

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>>2351590
Their relationship is so fucking creepy man, why couldn't Trump just get a regular non-evil and non-Zionist bimbo as his goomah?

>>2351598
because he's an evil Zionist himbo

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>>2351582
20 years in iran
i wanted Kabab Koobideh
i compromised
i had chicken nuggets on a tooth pick

>>2351568
she's been gradually fixing herself alone (maybe the one pounding her is fixing her?)
she's about two Xs from quoting MLK, and one year to quote Malcolm X.


>destroy Israel. Bomb it to the ground. Allah crush the Zionist entity. Israel will fear the khybar missiles. The enemy will feel the wrath of the axis of resistance

*Ceasefire*

>We pray for peace. Hopefully the war ends here and imperialism by the west. These were war crimes against Iran they don't deserve this treatment. The un needs to condemn this

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>>2351577
>>2351596
sorry, shahsissies, you won't be recognized.

>>2351486
>Disney occupied government and Desantis land is the best state

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it's joeover cheetohover.

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>>2351612
Rare Giuliani win? WTF?

>>2351616
holy shit hes leaking structure gel

>>2351610
no I think the irgc should take power and hang anyone considering a ceasefire

>>2351609
Old news was before the ceasefire

>>2351617
bro was trippin'
It's always sunny in Philadelphia did a whole skit where Frank, Danny DeVito, sells to to ghouliani a cheap hair tint.

kill webp anon
behead webp anon
roundhouse kick webp anon

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>0 condemnation of the US bombardment of the sites.

>>2351615
IRAN CUCKS OUT

>>2351625
They're getting expelled anyway after all their fucking around recently

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>>2351625
doesnt surprise me. The IAEA guy was pretty much revealed to be a shill after the data leaks


https://www.kitklarenberg.com/p/spies-of-empire-beware-un-affiliated?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

>>2351563
someone should commiepill her

>>2351629
Someone should give her the BCC(Big Communist Cock)

>>2351614
>only talk about center fl

All the "normalisation" with the Golf Monarchies over the past few years was part of the strategy to make IR Iran spineless.

Just like tricking the ruZZian bourgeoisie with the lure of NATO membership, they found a pliant comprador elite to sell out the IR

The Entity's most likely next move is attempts at internal destabilisation and civil war

Just as in ruZZia in the 90s, the Iranian people will unfortunately suffer most for mistakes they never chose, decisions made by spineless sellouts

>>2351486
A hundred metres of sea level rise upon that wretched Peninsula

>>2351616
He's a lobbyist for another faction of Persian exiles, the MEK I believe. They feud with the Shah types for Langley bux.

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>>2351633
>the Golf Monarchies

iran is launching missiles at israel again lol

The IDF says it has detected the launch of ballistic missiles from Iran.

Sirens are expected to sound in Israel in the coming minutes -TIMES OF ISRAEL

1 minute ago

https://nitter.net/manniefabian/status/1937332329367920912#m

>>2351638
Fastest ceasefire ever
If its not NEH its nuclear war btw, beg for nothing.

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>>2351635
>MEK Rudy Giuliani
Clown world

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It seems as if maga is filing up in line for war in Iran

>>2351638
Uh oh, where is the peace MAGAts ?.

BREAKING NEWS STEVE IS LAUNCHING BOMBS INTO ISRAEL

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>>2351646
He did this

>>2351638
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>>2351650
STEVE DID THIS

Shia islam only permits defensive jihad. The blackpill is Iran will always cuck out if given the chance because their religious majority wont allow a significant loss of lives.

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Israel nuclear site hit?

>>2351655
retard has never heard of the Iran-Iraq war

>>2351642
these guys used to bomb american officials btw

of fucking course there wouldn't be a ceasefire, Israel has already proven time and again that they can't be trusted not to break one, Iranian government would have to be moronic to trust them
it is very funny that Trump immediately had egg on his face though

Steve:
>IRAN MIGHT SAY TRUMP SAID THE CEASEFIRE STARTS AT 7 AM ISRAEL TIME

>>2351658
Saddam was a Sunni and Iraq is only 50% Shia where Iran is like 90% shia with a shia leader

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THE CEASEFIRE DOESNT START UNTIL 12 PM EST
>THE CEASEFIRE DOESNT START UNTIL 12 PM EST

>>2351664
Trump will strap himself to a WMD and blow up America himself

>>2351665
Why did Steve say 7 AM Israel time?

>>2351664
>>2351638
Hahahahahahaha

>>2351663
thats not the point dumbass their population was literally being gassed every other day and the goverment had to conscript children and the elderly this shit is nothing compared to that war

>>2351665
source?

>>2351669
and before you say they where also many high goverment official deaths around that time

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>>2351665
>2 more weeks trust the plan

>>2351675
Art of war baby
Nobody knows wtf is going on

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BREAKING: BREAD >>2351672
BREAKING: BREAD >>2351672
BREAKING: BREAD >>2351672
BREAKING: BREAD >>2351672

12 MORE HOURS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE TEL AVIV

>>2351664
he talks more and more like a grandpa at an old folks' home every day

>>2351671
Source is Trump. He literally made a post that you can clock the time he posted and countdown from there. It has not even been enough time for the ceasefire to be in effect.


>>2351661
i don't know how tards like you and hasan are underestimating iran. it's a miracle they've survived this long, let alone are fighting back hard destroying israel's infrastructure when the USA/EU/and all its neighboring states are trying their hardest to defeat them. if we suffered even a fraction of the bombing and assassinations iran has we would have collapsed, i'm pretty sure iran knows israel and USA have no intention to keep their word and never have

>>2351669
Whats ur point then retard, I already said Iran does defense but it not going to be aggressive because of their Shi'ism

>>2351692
You have bad reading comprehension. I said Iran WOULD have to be moronic to trust them (Israel), not that they do trust them.
Obviously they don't which is why the bombings are still going.

>>2351669
dumbass uygha

>>2351080
Image board users are too morally obsessed with young people


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