This is a real position I hold. This isn't ironic or parody. I'll even explain wtf a Floyd Dollar is.
I for one take great pleasure in knowing how uncertain people are about their livelihood with EBT cuts. Mind you I'm not conservative, I'm well aware it effects many people young and old, it effects whites and blacks, it effects many who can't find a job even if they wanted too, and at the end of the day it's like 600usd a month and very curated. The reason they spend it at Mcdonalds is because McDonald's has sub contracts with the government to accept EBT but fresh produce does not. Meanwhile they blame the idiot with only 600usd in his name monthly as if he has fuck all influence over the process. He's just here to not die.
But y'all should die. I hate you… However, should you be alive. You should be alive and accelerating me to my perfect vision of no moderators. Part of that is the very crude, very blunt, dark woke language of the Floyd Dollar. I want the first thing these rudimentary assclowns to think of when they think of welfare, is for some fent addicted black man whose just belligerent to every living thing, to be down at the gas station getting the most malign of items possible. Sheeeeiiitttt.
Floyd Dollars would not cover food. Steal food. You'll never steal enough to warrant a felony unless you're my fat boomer parents. It takes a thousand dollars in theft to be a felony. You are not stealing a thousand dollars worth a food. Even if you stole every day, it would only be applicable to that day because of double Jeopardy. Just steal food God damn.
No, Floyd Dollars provide the real essentials. Alcohol, tobacco, guns, and lottery tickets. Maybe drugs too but weed is cucked and I've never met a based pothead. Maybe like heroin. My previous ex was a coke head. She wasn't AS BAD as the potheads just an annoying self-deluded whore. I don't know, but what I do know is I wanted George Floyd to have a gun to fightback against the cop who kneed his neck. So the new snap should cover his self autonomy to defend himself, as well as his self autonomy to not need my program hence he can buy lottery, and self autonomy to want to be alive because life is depressing hence alcohol and tobacco.
Counterstrike Skins and crypto might also be applicable to the Floyd Dollars. It's the same logistical end as why they should be able to get free lottery tickets.
Now I know this will especially piss off the rightoid, because in the off chance a welfare queen does win the lotto, their tax dollars went to improving some sheboon life instead of their own. My counter argument to this part is
1: You didn't actually pay anything. Most people are poorfags and don't actually pay taxes. If they do it's like five dollars worth.
2: I don't care if you feel screwed over and neither do you. You let moderators screw you over. Elon Musk is still alive. Fucker could've been Charlie Kirked and has not been. That's on you. You self loathing freak. If Musk can ban and humiliate you, I can use your tax dollars to save the black man and be their white savior.
3: I don't actually owe an explanation. This is not some cucked social democratic proposition. I'm not a Trotskyist. In this very moment because of a misclick I'm yelling at my screen I will make a bomb out of it if it fucks up again because I know the government can hear me and they need to hear that. Keep your annoying russian saboteur shit to a minimum or something goes kaboom. That also applied to the spell check. Changing it to "like" what am I a fucking TikTok teen saying grape and unalive??? Where the fuck is my TikTok money than? I wouldn't need to be here talking about Floyd Dollars if I was Mr. Beast. So stop "raping" my keystrokes not "graping" with spell check. Also also, I'm not even liable because again…moderators. Also the spell check thing. Like at no juncture do I have any autonomy to what I say or do but some numb nut who doesn't know the law wants say I can't say you should join Isis. Well I did. Fuck you. And mods gotta pay the fedpost fine or else they shouldn't be modding. And it was probably a miscommunication of fucking spell check. So Microsoft should pay too.
What do I get paid? Well that's what Floyd Dollars are for, keep up.
Truthfully we should just have vans delivering a box of food to every household every week but we live in a world of cruelty and pain so we can't have anything good unless we take it.
>>2557377Preferably train over van, maybe a trolley. Rubber wheels are for spontaneous stuff, not routes.