🌴CALIFORNIA POLITICS 🥑
< The Cesspool of Late-Stage Narcissism Edition💸🧘Thread for hellish discussion of the Progressive Reich and the smug, solar-paneled hypocrisy of the California Bourgeoisie and its Proletarian Gimps.🌞🍷
<Things will continue to be a performative hellscape where every solution is a branded, venture-capitalist-backed app for a problem they created, where people who preach "sustainability" own three homes and charge their Tesla from a grid powered by fossil fuels. The homeless population will be both a moral crisis and an eyesore to be hidden behind decorative fencing, while the legislature passes another groundbreaking non-binding resolution. The state will burn, flood, and drought simultaneously, and everyone will blame climate change while refusing to address the water-guzzling almond farms or their own lawn. The collapse will be a slow, Instagrammable descent into a smug, self-congratulatory dystopia.
<Death to the land of the fake woke, the exporters of insipid culture, the enabler of NIMBYs, the patron saint of pilates, the captains of crony capitalism, the barons of brunch, the lord of the lease-to-own luxury car, the guarantor of gentrification, the sultan of the startup, the prince of the pinkwashed police state💧 Drought Tracker 🚰
https://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/CurrentMap/StateDroughtMonitor.aspx?ca🏘️ NIMBY Policy Tracker 🏗️
https://calmatters.org/housing/📱 Glowie-Tech News 📱
(sponsored by the Chan-Zuckerberg Initiative for a Panopticon Future)
• SF Chronicle:
https://www.sfchronicle.com/• LA Times:
https://www.latimes.com/Remember to filter out the Landlord LARPers, the Sausalito Socialists, and the Prop 65 warnings on everything.
Not composting is a micro-aggression.
Violators will be forced to live in a multi-million dollar bungalow with no parking.