🌴CALIFORNIA POLITICS 🥑
< The Cesspool of Late-Stage Narcissism Edition💸🧘Thread for hellish discussion of the Progressive Reich and the smug, solar-paneled hypocrisy of the California Bourgeoisie and its Proletarian Gimps.🌞🍷
<Things will continue to be a performative hellscape where every solution is a branded, venture-capitalist-backed app for a problem they created, where people who preach "sustainability" own three homes and charge their Tesla from a grid powered by fossil fuels. The homeless population will be both a moral crisis and an eyesore to be hidden behind decorative fencing, while the legislature passes another groundbreaking non-binding resolution. The state will burn, flood, and drought simultaneously, and everyone will blame climate change while refusing to address the water-guzzling almond farms or their own lawn. The collapse will be a slow, Instagrammable descent into a smug, self-congratulatory dystopia.
<Death to the land of the fake woke, the exporters of insipid culture, the enabler of NIMBYs, the patron saint of pilates, the captains of crony capitalism, the barons of brunch, the lord of the lease-to-own luxury car, the guarantor of gentrification, the sultan of the startup, the prince of the pinkwashed police state💧 Drought Tracker 🚰
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Not composting is a micro-aggression.
Violators will be forced to live in a multi-million dollar bungalow with no parking.
Are we doing this for other states too? I mean I don't care everyone knows California is the most important state but Texas and New York are also significant. Well at least NYC is the rest of the state seems forgettable. Anyways I'm a native Californian so I am biased
>>2569876>Are we doing this for other states too? Yeah, we should be doing ones for Texas, Chicago, Seattle, Florida, and NYC.
>>2569876>Anyways I'm a native Californian so I am biased> everyone knows California is the most important stateYour entire state is one fentanyl-laced, street-shitting glory hole. Stay there and rot.Shove that "native Californian" shit right back up the sun-bleached asshole it crawled out of.
>>2569876There should be a /burger/ board
Chekem. of. Truth.
>>2569798We should have a thread for every Canadian province too.
>>2569928Whatever state you live in would probably have the economy of Ethiopia without Californian welfare money
>>2569999I would critically support this if the chan had more traffic.
does anyone here actually like newsom
>>2570035That's like asking, does anyone in California actually like him? Ofc no, but he'll probably be our Democratic nominee for 2028
>>2570063not sure if a Californian democrat is electable in this political climate but anything can happen i guess
>>2570003California's "welfare" is just the leftover change from the tech monopolies that price-gouging feds. Your entire flyover paradise is a theme park of federal subsidies and migrant labor, built by the same brown hands you vilify. You'd be tonguing Ethiopian sand for a sip of the water we piss into the Pacific.
NYC >work for the state government
>seasonal
>union is trying to make us permanent
> dont want to be permanent
> state is too broke anyway
> kinda hate my job at this point so that's cool
>>2570035He’s a literal nazlib fascist. No lol
listen to The Drain
https://podscan.fm/podcasts/the-drain> The Drain is a podcast covering California news and culture. Hosted by Kempa (founding editor of VOICES: River City) and Max (a.k.a. Sweet Palma, producer of Seeking Derangements), we discuss the liberal California hegemony through a leftist lens, just steps from the state Capitol>>2570035Newsom sounds like RFK Jr and has the same disgusting rotten ideology but for neoliberal political economy
>>2570035I liked when he was hitting back on Trump but it was all for show tbh
california is losing population due to terrible housing cost and discrediting the """left""" with it?
Down with the Silicon Valley billionaires. California has the ultimate potential yet we are being sucked dry both figuratively and literally. Massive farming corporations drain our natural water reserves while techbros fuck over our state over and over again.
>another usapol
this is why I don't support secessionists.
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