>tfw you get put into a made up state because the english left
>unlike india the english didn't even care about you
>tfw you're still recovering from the japanese invasion
>really smart ex communist socialist leader helps gets things together and switches sides from the japs to the anglos
>tfw your leader who unified your country dies just before independence
>your prime minister gets tried for murder
>its still unknown whether the guy who killed him was the prime minister of a rogue british intelligence group
>your party is being led by an idiot now
>tfw you live in the golden triangle of drug smuggling
>you have to be neutral because otherwise you'd be invaded from all sides
>he becomes an insane religious schizo later on
>he gets couped years later by a general
>a literal kmt insurgency in the northern states
>communist insurgency
>your general trusts mao until mao was proven to support the insurgency
>your country is fighting with a drug lord warlord
>you're losing
>the kmt insurgency gets crushed
>unironic chinese colonization
>the kmt insurgency leads to nationalism
>maoists get to the wa state
>literal headhunting tribesmen
>they end up civilizing it
>last for 20+ years
>the Han chinese become the plurality of the state
>the government doesn't care enough to crush you
>they are most autistically obsessed with muslims
>most of the population is christian
>you get an extra province from the government because you helped them beat the drug lord who controlled half the country and wasn't executed because he bribed officials
>both sides of your nation are disconnected
>yet its the most stable place in the entirety of the country
>zero coups, zero murders, just maoist life
>neutral during the civil war too
>probably trafficks drugs though, 20$ a pop, entire books on you being a narcotic utopia
>you even have quasi citizenship
>you practically have the largest army in the region
>even government websites, years ahead of the other rebels
>tfw china doesn't even really fund you anymore
>probably a better economy than laos
>legal system and general assemblies
Myanmar is literally GTA san andreas
>>2620544>tfw you get put into a made up stateIts good to start with the core of the problem. With artificial states like this confederacy is the only solution.
>>2620551It's strange how India hasn't collapsed though. Must be a cultural thing.
>>2620551states are an european construct
Crazy to think Myanmar has shit like this happening and no one knows