>OH MY FUCKING GOD, I'M NGMI, MY BIDELTOID IS 17 INCHES, I WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, I AM SUCH A LATESHIT HON BECAUSE I STARTED AT 17, AND I WAS FINE AT 15 BUT
>*slaps face*
>kyle: *sighs* alright, you know the drill, get on the bed
>wh-what?
>kyle: you know, your brain has a lot of really valuable natural resources, they're called "worms", ever heard of them?
>*takes off your clothes*
>kyle: you've been hoarding them all to yourself lately. don't you think they would be better of in the hands of my big seltzer?
>kyle: *kyle kaugh* you ready? i'm gonna invade you like you're venezuela!
>moral collapse
>"kyle, kyle, i love you!!!"
>*kisses forehead* kyle: you want my oil, alice? you wanna steal my oil?
>"kyle please, i wanna have your baby!!!!!!"
>kyle grunts out "hooouuungry!" as his oil gets stolen
kino
I showed this to my nonbinary twinkhon anogenitaldistancemaxxing manmoder daughter and she killed herself
>>2645280deathmaxxing status line went up
>>2645213This is some bad fan fiction of Kyle kulinski.
of all the fags you could simp for, you choose Mid Kulinski
standards are in the gutter smh
What the fuckstick am I reading?