What happens to my Coca-Cola after the revolution? What if we can't get the recipe from the CEO? Will we be forced to drink store brand cokes forever?
>>2700312Some guy reversr engineered the recipe and made a cola that is chemically identical. This problem has been solved.
sorry we are shutting down all the soda factories. You'll have to drink water and that's that. No more coke. Coke is gone forever. You are free in every other way, but no coke.
>>2700312coca cola will be abolished and all sugarslop will be banned and you will drink generically labelled limonad forever.
Only Chinese tea will be allowed.
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>>2700312All coca cola fans will be sent to work camps, only Dr Pepper will be produced
>>2700361Yes, that is exactly what I said.
>>2700312>What if we can't get the recipe from the CEO?CEO has no idea about any recipes. You should ask engineers operating the machinery.
>>2700361>>2700312Cola should be a once a week drink
>>2700406No. It should be three times a day and they need to put the cocaine back in.
>>2700334A lot of people claim this but at the end of the day it doesn't taste the same
>>2700353>>2700367>>2700360So we DON'T seize the means of Coca-Cola production? :'(
>>2700404The production is separated into multiple factories and assembled at the final factory so that workers don't know the recipe. The meme is that two people know the recipe and they're not allowed to fly on the same plane.
>>2700406I'm okay with a two cans a week ration if there's actually some.
>>2700603I'm okay with this too if there's a decaf option
The IP will be seized and the production will be socialized.
The revolution means treats for all, not treats for none.
>>2700603Yes, unironically.
If your country can’t grow sugar on its own you don’t get cola or rum, simple as
>>2746423Can't every country grow beets? You can get sugar from beets.
>>2746428
Countries have natural borders, they’re called mountains and rivers, unless you want to abolish those too but greenies will get in your way
>>2746434Corn will be non extant, I’m fucking sick of corn and corn syrup
>>2746590
I won’t, you’re not my boss, you’re not my landlord, you’re not even general sectarian of shit
>>2746443corn syrup won't be produced under the Social Ecology communism solarpunk future.
>>2746423Vertical farm greenhouses will grow sugar and oranges as far north as Saskatoon under the global communist economy that prioritizes feeding the world delicious food over making money
>>2700312>What if we can't get the recipe from the CEO? Get it from the people who make it. One guy alone, can't keep secrets from the people who make it.
>>2746630
Did you ever take any soda for free?
we will expedite the process and just hit you with the kidney stone beam, therefore rendering coke useless
>>2746699
No anon he's a 6'4 Mexican and he's about to knock you out.
>>2746707
your weak wrists can't hold a gun for any relevant time, sit down urethra stick.
>>2746721
it's not your dildo skinny d, ain't firing nothing straight, better use to kill yourself, probably gonna miss and die a slow death, but meh.
>>2746408
Excellent taste, Comrade Pepper will be the only soft drink allowed after the revolution
Anyone who even ponders if this brand or that brand will be around after a dramatic change in the economic system is a child and needs to grow up.
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