/leftypol/ - Leftist Politically Incorrect

>>2700312
Some guy reversr engineered the recipe and made a cola that is chemically identical. This problem has been solved.

sorry we are shutting down all the soda factories. You'll have to drink water and that's that. No more coke. Coke is gone forever. You are free in every other way, but no coke.

>>2700312
coca cola will be abolished and all sugarslop will be banned and you will drink generically labelled limonad forever.

>>2700334
Already done

Only Chinese tea will be allowed.

Zukov speech bubble

>>2700369
Gem

>>2700312
All coca cola fans will be sent to work camps, only Dr Pepper will be produced

>>2700361
Yes, that is exactly what I said.

>>2700312
>What if we can't get the recipe from the CEO?
CEO has no idea about any recipes. You should ask engineers operating the machinery.

>>2700361
>>2700312
Cola should be a once a week drink

>>2700406
No. It should be three times a day and they need to put the cocaine back in.

>>2700334
A lot of people claim this but at the end of the day it doesn't taste the same

>>2700353
>>2700367
>>2700360
So we DON'T seize the means of Coca-Cola production? :'(

>>2700404
The production is separated into multiple factories and assembled at the final factory so that workers don't know the recipe. The meme is that two people know the recipe and they're not allowed to fly on the same plane.

>>2700406
I'm okay with a two cans a week ration if there's actually some.

>>2700603
I'm okay with this too if there's a decaf option