>>2757552
You're in neither USAPOL or ISG.
>>2757557He talks like a character from the Saladin Age of Empires 2 campaign.
>>2757559/prc/ probably?
But I think it's relevant here since Tuckie is a glowie and we care about the opinions of glowies.
>>2757582
>please dont incredible retarded thing that weve know for years would end badly
Not moral but practical .
I watch his shit sometimes but where not gping to suck his dick for being right more often then the full cult rightoids
>>2757587Nah the only tog is twevlver shia occupied goverment madani will make buses free fix potholes because its how he will get he hidden imam to step forward and defeadt the massih al dajjal with isa ibm mariyam
>>2757594
<debate addiction
How about shut up.
>>2757594
He’s the heir to the swanson fortune, tv dinners, the shit that keeps Americans fat and sick and lazy, he’s hedging his bets on behalf of Qatar, it’s good for now because it’s good for Qatar, which is a useful check on Saudi influence, but don’t get it twisted, he’s not for full Palestinian liberation. He doesn’t wish to see Israel dismantled and for ALL SETTLERS to go home
>>2757615
Tucker would never endorse the arrest and prosecution of US soldiers for war crimes, that’s the central problem
i miss when it was jimmy dore i was supposed to be watching instead of breadtubers
>>2757617
He’s not a puppet, he’s hedging his bets, it’s a distinction WITH a difference, he’s useful now and he won’t be later, that’s all I’m saying
>>2757625
And Qatar is good because there needs to be dissent within GCC
>>2757638
Don't forget Platner
>>2757622is dore still around? is he le antisemite or did he fall in line with the ZOG?
Does anyone have that video of the shia chant type song where the guy is pumping his fist to a huge crowd and it's all red and black and it's about Hussain and DTA/DTI? Is it called latmiya or shoor or something?
>>2757644no idea, but if i had to guess i'd say he's probably on the level.
>>2757656No it was slower like 80bpm, people posted it here for the meme a few times an I never saved it
..iran?
>>2757644Yes and he's been hosting that Canadian-Chinese Nostradamus that's been spammed lately lol
>>2757552
tucker defends imperialism in latin america. now kill yourself, you useless shill
>>2757552
why you uyghas pushing this retard, if he ever achieved something of worth in politics as a person, he would become another rightwing grifter.
>>2757697Same reason /pol/ is pushing joos, and trying to cloak reaction in red rhetoric - they're trying to recruit us.
While I wish the divide between reactionaries escalated into more violence and he got killed.
>>2757699only retards are even listening to their spew, and anyone with a familiarity with rightoids know they don't have values or any ethics, only follow their fee fees, tucker talks about israel today but he would cuck out at the first "convincing" news of palestinian terrorism and try to convince his cattle it's good.
the right is only good for meat toilets and forced work, nothing else, nothing more.
>>2757700What was that about meat toilets?
>>2757702piss on these uyghas.
reminder to report tucker shill for spamming and derailing this thread
>>2757714
esl much?
>>2757732>>2757714stop derailing the thread.
>>2757687you mean 2 more 2 more weeks
www.axios.com/2026/03/27/iran-war-timeline-rubio-2-4-weeks
>>2757699>they're trying to recruit usIt's funny they think like this
he's a placeholder and will never renounce the snake
Regime change status?
>>2757742He will. If (when?) Trump starts looking like an actual loser. Reactionaries love to devour each other, and flee sinking ships.
/pol/tards don't even understand that few things enrage me more than watching reactionaries pretend to care about causes to promote themselves. And that they should keep my causes out their fucking mouths.
>>2757755Is this recent? (this week?)
>>2757753We shall wait and see tonight. Nukes may fly and hell might freeze over
>>2757787
post this to the state dept twitter when she complains about TWist again
>>2757771>starts looking like an actual loserHe doesn't already? I guess reactionaries like being lied to and pretense is how they operate.
wti is still below 100
>>2757808No ground invasion, yet. No real casualties, yet.
>>2757787
many are saying this
>>2757809Chuddha was right.
>>2757809It was at 101.18 last time I checked
>>2757732This is why he got fired from Fox News
>>2757811More casualties are inevitable. There's no way he comes out of this looking good unless the undertaker does a great job at his funeral.
Another big Hez ambush tonight, still ongoing, evacuation helis have been seen transporting wounded.
>>2757822A few dozen injured and several battalions slaughtered in a failed invasion are two different things. An aircraft carrier has 5k personnel aboard, and a catastrophic loss means 80% loss of life.
>>2757834i'm sorry israelites, is there anything wrong with the war you ordered ?
>>2757565>Threadly reminder that the most heart breaking aspect of this conflict is the rise in online antisemitism. Remember to report all antisemitic content you see. If you SEE something SAY something!>>2757834I'm glad the Wall St Journal is paying attention to the real pressing matters right now for the globe: Online antisemitism
>>2757853just do it pussies
thanks as usual OP, you are a treasure for the /USIS-Iran War/
>>2757552
rightwingeism grifting can't cope with another grifter, lmao. tucker is re-editing what trump was supposed to be, to then be the same ol same ol.
>>2757848Fuentes has a multiple of loose screws and I know that he is both gay and fed.
He likes to pretend he is not, but every time he tries, it ends up bad for him.
>>2757744Iran is fighting for all of humanity
>>2757883trying to sell the illusion that they aren't all in the same bed and there is "discordance"
>>2757883Is it really hard to believe everyone involved are dickheads to each other always
>>2757883>why is western media so obsessed in portraying these people as mad with bibi?Good cop / bad cop routine (also one of those news outlets is Indian)
>>2757834The other day an anon was talking about Jehova's witnesses.
Apparently the leaders in that shit employ an specific tactic which consists of telling the members to do annoying shit that will obviously be met with hostility because its annoying.
The point is to then tell the members that people are hostile because they're against their beliefs and identity, thus reinforcing trust for the in-group and distrust for the out-group.
Israel is an entire country that runs on this logic. They bomb and fuck everyone up which will obviously make everyone hate them, but then their leadership and media insists its all because they're poor jews, thus making them more rabid about their hatred of the out-group and their loyalty to the in-group.
I think that one of the peace conditions Iran should impose on the US should be mandatory metrication of US population, school system and trade.
who's going to win the war?
>>2757894America and Israel are truly modern Sodom and Gomorrah.
But anyway it makes sense that both countries would be run like cults.
These are countries that are built on war and that live pretty much exclusively by the sword.
In such countries you need people that are so loyal to the ingroup that they would kill for it, but also so hateful to the outgroup that they'd kill them just for the fun of it.
It's no coincidence that the inhabitans of the US and Israel are exactly like that.
>>2757883strategic ambiguity and blame shifting. during the biden regime a big part of it was trying to manage the left wing rebellion and keep up the illusion that biden was "working tirelessly for a ceasefire" etc. but was being hamstrung by intransigent israelis.
so he was really trying to do the right thing all along. keep voting for dems kids!
>>2757900Its probably an amplification of real the real arogance israelis have, they seem to have delusions of graduer as people like meileikowsky (netanyahu) say they created the west
>>2757898the ghost of kuwait
>watched Bibi Files
>watching right-wingers seethe about leftist bias in Israel was funny
>Ziolibs placing everything at the feet of Bibi, less so
>but still funny
Here's to another 80th anniversary of another Jewish state.
Currently four C-17s heading to MENA, and earlier throughout today seven made the journey.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae07e6,ae20c7,ae4f12,ae49c2,ae1463,ae07e1,ae0812,ae4f15,ae10ba,ae080c,ae119bQataris are desperate lol.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=06a27bWeird movement of five KC-135s from Romania into the middle east. They seem to have returned a few hours after they went there.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae02bc,ae04be,ae04ed,ae041d,ae047a>>2757931Worth watching not really?
>watching right-wingers seethe about leftist bias in Israel was funnyAre they seething about the 5 merets guys in teleaviv the 2 members of the comunist party or the labour zionist paintings that are still on some goverment buildings
>>2757934No, they're seething at right-of-center libs not being right-wing enough. The Republicans seething about Democrats being left-wing kind of stuff.
>>2757823Lebanon: Islamic Resistance lures occupation forces into an ambush in Baydar al-Fuqa'ani… casualties reportedThe Islamic Resistance in Lebanon announced that its fighters lured a force from the Israeli occupation “army” at 00:30 on Saturday in the Baydar al-Faqani area of the town of Taybeh into a well-planned ambush using rocket weapons, artillery shells and attack drones.
She noted that the Israeli force was attempting to advance downwards towards the Litani River in the Baydar al-Nahr area.
The resistance added that the ambush area turned into a killing field, and the attack resulted in a large number of casualties among the Israeli forces, who are currently working to withdraw their dead and wounded under heavy fire and smoke cover, while helicopters evacuate the injured.
The resistance also clarified that the counter-operation was still ongoing at the time of the statement's release.
<The resistance targeted two Merkava tanks belonging to the occupation.In a related context, the Islamic Resistance reported that its fighters targeted two Merkava tanks in the vicinity of the reservoir in the town of Qantara at 2:30 on Saturday with guided missiles, achieving direct hits.
<Israeli media: A very serious security incident in LebanonMeanwhile, Israeli media described the "serious security incident in Lebanon" as "very difficult".
She also acknowledged that helicopters transported injured people to Rambam Hospital, and others to Safed Hospital.
For its part, the Israeli Ministry of Health acknowledged recording 100 new cases on Friday, while the total number of infections since the start of the war on Iran has reached 5,872, according to Israeli media.
The Israeli army is facing attrition on the northern front of occupied Palestine, where the Islamic resistance in Lebanon continues to confront its incursions into the southern villages and attempts to tighten its control over them within the ground operation it launched, inflicting human and material losses on it in vehicles and military equipment, in response to its aggression against Lebanon.
Earlier, the Chief of Staff of the Israeli occupation army, Eyal Zamir, warned during a cabinet discussion that the army would collapse if a solution to the manpower crisis was not found , adding: "I am raising many red flags."
>realize its friday (neet lost track of the days)>oh shit trumps going to act retarded again Did he do anything besides run his mouth at CSAMpac?
>>2757936Like ultra othrodoxs being like what about hashem in schools, or israeli libertarians reeing at having free health care becaue miltonfriedmen said government service bad
>>2757939Do they lose jew points for getting killed at the sabath?
>>2757940Oh no. Bibi's son is full on terminally online far right, more right-wing than daddy.
>>2757908The Jewish superiority complex is practically unmatched.
>>2757944He looks like a failson on those florida pictures
>>2757949Yeah i thought it was a meme but doesnt seem like it right now i feel like im in jewish scenese in the turner diaries and its not my fault because they chose to act like it.
>>2757986
this post is probably gonna be deleted by the resident ziojanny in a few hours.
>>2758004
I wanna post the list of my "antisemitic" bans but it would be self-incriminating. Just trust me when I say any post on this site has a 50/50 chance of being deleted if you criticizing jews or israel or zionism just because our mods are reactionary.
>>2758011
>Maybe its actauly /polshit/ the line is fine these days because they act like /pol/ fever dreams
I find it really strange a site called leftypol that was originally a board on the most right-wing altchan to ever exist somehow is afraid of /pol/shit. Like, what are we even doing here lol? It seems like the mods are culturally out of touch, or at least some of them are. If you can't handle being called a jewish nigger on an altchan you might be too sensitive for revolution.
>>2758012If some were captured they would provide confirmation of it in pictures or video. I'll wait for better proofs.
>>2758013
>>2758014
I think there is a legitmate debate over weather the israel lobby has captured the institutions of empire (like if marc anthony had been emperor married cleopatra and seclared the ptolemies romes greatest ally) or if israel serves the empires interests
I think over time israelie influence has captured the us desicion making and the rift is staring to form, ultimately the empire will drop israel but not before ireparable damage to imperial interests
>>2758015>If you can't handle being called a jewish nigger on an altchan you might be too sensitive for revolution.In priciple its true but i think the line is when you start blaming jews for capitalisms faults with the idea if their were no jews in high roles things would be okay
>>2758015It's just how Westerners and especially Americans are conditioned. Everything else gets labeled as racism, but ANTISEMITISM is its own special category. Also the Soviet worship on this site and the story of the Soviets defeating the Nazis and antisemitism and blah blah. What is the quote "antisemitism is the socialism of fools" or whatever. They'll allow a high degree of "scientific racism" and other kind of shit but as you said, you bring up any criticisms of Judaism, Israel, Zionism, they're ready to pounce on you about how you're literally Hitler and you're preaching the Protocols of Zion or whatever strawman. Also too that communism get's derrided as Judeo-Bolshevism or whatever, they seem to internalize that, even though Marx and Engels were very pro-Christianity, and pretty anti Judaism.
>>2758022
Israel is just descrimination the country at this point
The iranians are doing them a favor if thet destroy it
Ashkenazis hate mizrahis and sepahrdics hate beta israel hate bene israel hate yemenite jews hate the ethnic russians that pretended to be jews to be let it hate arabs hate othrodox hate secular
Just leave and stop the seeth
>>2758025>In priciple its true but i think the line is when you start blaming jews for capitalisms faults with the idea if their were no jews in high roles things would be okayIt's always back to this strawman. The Jews are a group of people under an ideology who are working in tandom to influence society. It doesn't mean they're the only group that does this, there are scientologists, mormons, evangelicals, etc. But acknowledging the Jews as a very powerful one of these groups is not "antisemitic conspiracy." It's also fine to dislike them as well as any of these other groups.
>>2758012I am not seeing anybody else report that. That person is a random Argentinian activist. And I don't understand farsi so I can't confirm if the subtitles correspond to what is being said in the video.
>>2758012How did they infiltrate? I need some drone footage.
>>2758025>the line is when you start blaming jews for capitalisms faultsI don't think anyone is doing that, and it's an issue with online discourse where people will assume a LOT about your intent just to label you their enemy instead of hearing you out for your actual words.
We can criticize Judaism, Zionism, and Israel for its actual actions and not just its role as a colony of the US empire. We can compare it to other colonial appendages and Israel still comes out of it looking a lot worse for being an actual Nazi state. We can criticize Capitalism and America for empowering Nazi states and also pushing countries towards more Nazi regimes like in Ukraine. But at the end of the day Israel is worse than any other modern US "ally" and we deserve to be able to discuss that without the jannies crying about antisemitism.
>>2758050
There was an "Israeli small section" in a local supermarket in Brussels that also disappeared like a year ago
>>2757644he's very anti-israel. i stopped watching him when he became a maga clickbaiter, but he seems to be shitting on trump hard these days. i guess his thing is shitting on whoever's in power.
>>2758012big if true. tbh i don't think the invasion is happening this weekend
>>2757883for JD Vance specifically he's trying to rhetorically separate himself from the Iran war because he wants to run in 2028
>>2757834your daily dose of jewish feelings
>>2758049>It's considered way more notworthy when they do it and they can't really be accused of "antisemitism"Jews who attack zionism are called self-hating Jews, antisemitic, etc. It's the same way whites who are anti-racist are called race traitor by racist whites.
>>2758153
if you shift each of the united states faults and actions to israel, then you are in fact playing the part of a whitewash to save the USA, this is what tucker is doing, and fuck you for saying otherwise
>>2758166(nta) With the fall of Israel, the USA falls with it. Let my enemies die however they must, under any narrative necessary. It's all the same in the end.
>>2758172>usa falls with israela silly idea, the USA already has lined up replacements, egypt, jordan, hell even a new palestinian state, etc, all of them can do the same job that israel did
>it doesn't matter what happens! it's all the same anyway.similar nonsense that is just a way to express a childish revenge fantasy, we ought to, rather than sit in a corner, do something to make it better, not brood and imagine some revenge fantasy.
>>2758194
if it keeps getting worse will trump release the remaining epstein files as a distraction from the war?
>>2758197>>2758191turkey is the replacement. they have a massive lobby in the US, are the 2nd largest military in NATO, and are already competing with israels sphere of influence in the levant. heard it here first but yes turkey is and for years has been washingtons backup plan for israel.
can we please stop shitting up the Iran thread with Tucker Carlson debate? Take it to USApol
>>2758204i was going to mention turkey but there are a number of replacements as i said, they all can do the same thing, that the US military needs them to do, so it doesn't matter whether it's turkiye, or israel, or egypt, or anyone really, there is always, always a replacement
>>2758207not really tho, egypt is by far the best contender of the states you mentioned & is a mess teetering on the edge of collapse. jordan is a fucking joke and while a hypothetical palestinian state becoming a US puppet is likely enough, it serving as a replacement for the kind of fully armed, dogmatically driven, autonomous beachhead of empire in the middle east that is israel is ridiculous.
turkey is the planned heir when israel falls. whether it shakes out like that who fucking knows, but thats the plan
>>2758206he's shitting up both threads simultaneously
>>2757571
>controlling the media
isn't that a teledildonic trope?
>>2757859what's with the trilbys? When did that start?
Maybe the mods could mow the lawn here a little bit. Zionists are annoying but so are you if you shit the whole thread up with infinite posts about "muh jooz"
>>2758230Israelis are very USA coded
>>2758233
he is a worthless parasite, just like the rest of these outrage merchants
>>2758239
a zionist, a neonazi, and an american walk into a bar. The bartender immediately starts pouring a dutch beer and says "I take it the launch failed, Mr. Musk?"
>>2758248That's a good one lmao
>>2758248 What is a dutch beer and why?
You will never be a real American Pedophile. You are not Californian, you are not Texan, you are not a New Yorker. You are a white South African twisted by Racism and Apartheid into a crude mockery of Epstein's nation.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back American pedophiles mock you. Donald Trump is disgusted and ashamed of you, your fellow Epsteinites laugh at your rockets and tweets behind closed doors.
Americans Pedophiles are utterly repulsed by you. three Hundred of years of pedophilia have allowed Americans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even White South Africans pedophiles who “pass” sound uncanny and unnatural to an American pedophile. Your autistic manners is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Chomsky to do invite you to the Island, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your rants about white genocide.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll ask some employees of you to shoot you. The Mossad will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you near headstonesmarked with the Afrikaans language, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a South African Pedophile is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your so called "Americanness" is a vague mention in the Epstein files.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>2758229>uses a literal zionazi euphemism for killing civiliansgod's chosen are not even trying these days
>>2758266the joke as that you're so annoying you deserve it
>>2758268
YES
>>2758256the Boers were Dutch
>>2758268>>2758269(you need to normalize the audio though, so that the highest point is closer to 0db, making it level with other audio you would pull up)
(I did it for you)
>>2758027You see anon I am not a cuckold, therefore a workers state like the Soviet Union is vastly preferable to a bourgeois state run by petty booj larpers. Read blackshirts and reds sometime
>>2758206>Take it to USApolT h i s !Moooooods
>>2758014>I could literally pull up quotes of Jonathan greenblatt saying the same thingGreenblatt is really terrible, he will say any criticism of Israel is antisemitic, he reacts, like, automatic. Abe Foxman was smarter.
>>2758015>It seems like the mods are culturally out of touch, or at least some of them are. If you can't handle being called a jewish nigger on an altchan you might be too sensitive for revolution.It's not about that. The left should not be afraid of being in a minority position. The left is defined more by its principles, and if it loses sight of that, it will cease being the left, it'll just become a new right. I accept that the left may be forced to make tactical decisions under the force of contingency, but it must never confuse a tactical maneuver with principle otherwise it will succumb to dogmatism.
Honestly though, do you want leftypol to be like 4chan because you think that will make you relevant? But just look at 4chan, is that what you want? I don't want that. You're posting here and not on 4chan, right? Why is that, anon? Because they're schizos, that's why! That's what Jew brainrot does to people. Nick Fuentes can't stand his own audience because they're morons. I'm not saying you have to like the Jews by the way, I'm not a liberal who thinks you have to love everybody. You meet more Jews,
you might like them even less. What I'm saying is that this shizo brainrot is self-destructive and not something that I think needs to be encouraged more than it already is. I respect your intelligence.
>>2758027>Everything else gets labeled as racism, but ANTISEMITISM is its own special category …. What is the quote "antisemitism is the socialism of fools" or whatever. That's because antisemitism offers an alternative and totalizing explanation for social injustice. It's really like a kind of dragon hunt. The dragons are in the mountains hoarding all the gold.
>Also too that communism get's derrided as Judeo-Bolshevism or whatever, they seem to internalize that, even though Marx and Engels were very pro-Christianity, and pretty anti Judaism.The left is sensitive to the Judeo-Bolshevik claims, and so was the Soviet government as a matter of fact. But Marx and Engels argued that religion including Christianity ultimately reflects the material and economic structure of society. Early Christianity cared for the poor and held property in common while being in opposition to Roman imperialism, but over time it was absorbed by that empire and turned into a tool of domination. Then there were Christian reform movements like Protestatism which arose to challenge that, and it went back and forth. Really what people do is project their own powers and ideals onto God. An aspect of Marxism in the 19th century was very critical of religion because it "alienates" (or splits off) human virtues like our intelligence and creativity onto this metaphysical all-mighty God. In fact, humans created God, not the other way around.
I'm not a very good Marxist, but I think people relate to commodities in a similar way. If you look at commercial advertising, a lot of it plays on a kind of alienation. Like you're a guy, I assume. I come from a conservative state in the United States of America and men are constantly bombarded with this sort of advertising. If you want to be a man, you need to have a truck and a certain style which is accessible through the things you buy, which requires a lot of money. Even better if you have a ranch in the country. I'm a faggot but I will get more respect from other men if I have the truck and shape my own self through things which need a lot of money to acquire, which is really a relationship between things. That's more important than me being a fag. That's also true in some of the most conservative counties in the entire country and where people say "have a blessed day" when they say goodbye. If you think about it more deeply, the social relations between me and these other people is really a relationship between things because the real God we worship is money.
>>2758277based gay nazi poster always bringing the discussion back to rationality with actual thought out replies. Thank you
>>2758279(also noting for any newfags, the gay nazi flag is a joke. They are not a nazi. But they are definitely gay)
>>2758281
being a good hang >>>>> being perfectly correct. Stop being a loser and actually interact in a positive manner, please.
>>2758282Honestly, I might prefer living under Assad, personally. I don't know that for a fact, but it's possible. But he just lost because he couldn't pull himself away from playing Candy Crush instead of maintaining loyalty within his army. You have to investigate why that happened and not just come up with an alibi that will protect your own ego if you did support Assad. It's okay, just face reality, please for the love of God otherwise you'll end up in a bottomless ass-raped cope hole.
>>2758284>Good luck and bitches will come to you, but only if you reply to him with "thanks, fag!"No, please don't, but if good luck and bitches come to other anons, then that would be good. I encourage heterosexuality.
>>2758284Can I have male bitches with tons of bush instead
>>2758050
>paranoid holocaust descedant
kek
>>2758277Actual material analysis makes you a better Marxist than 99% of this website
>>2758050
oy vey it's a conspiracy
>>2758217last i checked your post is still up
>>2758213any of those states individually? no, but if they brought them together like some middle eastern version of NATO? then it'll do them great
>>2758238>le settler colonialism is why america picked themnot really, likewise turkiye having enemies isn't a good enough reason to throw them out, israel has many, and it is still the prime choice, i always found the settler-colonial argument to be a copout, you can get fanaticism rivaling israel from multiple of the middle eastern states, it's only that israel happened to be the country of choice due to it simply having a superior military and not having enough weight on its own to choose anyone else
>>2758294>turkiyekill yourself
>>2758295whats wrong with saying turkiyeh. That's what its officially called these days.should be go back to calling iran persia?
>>2758296it's pushed exclusively by turk nationalists who are insecure about a fucking bird
>>2758295i'll say whatever i want, i'll use turkiye, turkey, etc
>>2758298motherfucker it's literally their official spelling
>>2758299what about armenian genociders
>>2758304>Allaaaaaahhow dramatic
>>2758301It was changed by Erdogan because he didn't like the fact that "Turkey" is also the name of a bird, it's pure nationalist retardation, and generally I don't agree with countries demanding to change their name in other languages.
>>2758309I feel like you don't know what nationalism is
>>2758309>I don't agree with countries demanding to change their name in other languages.yeah because if you "demand" something and they refuse or just don't give a damn you end up looking like a weak loser.
>‼️🇮🇷🇺🇦 The IRGC destroyed a depot of anti-drone systems in Dubai related to Ukraine. Iranian intelligence also claims 21 Ukrainians were present and their fate unknown.
Pig if true
>>2758314once iran's done with us/israel and the gulfcucks it should go to ukraine and show the russians how to finally kick their ass too
I've fallen for axis of resistance hope and cope before so I'm always cautious, but Iran is fucking crushing it so far, right?
>>2758320They aren't backing down from their positions at all, but knowing how they're actually performing is hard given the media blackouts in Occupied Palestine and the Gulf States.
>>2758320Iran has the upper hand with the whole Hormuz thing, Trump is in a shitty situation because he either has to give in to Iran's demands or else they'll keep the blockade, or he has to find a way to overthrow the government, most likely by a land invasion. If he does the first one, he appear extremly weak and if he does the second one, it'll be a costly operation that would be extremly unpopular at home and internationally.
>>2758330ai slop with no sourcing
>>2758335Jesus, I really hope this isn't AI
>>2758331>Hindustan timesbut they do cite presstv and hezbollah statements. hezbollah is usually pretty measured in their claims and don't tend to exaggerate
inter-epsteinist war status?
>>2758314>stuff that didn't happen>>2758318>stuff that won't happenI didn't miss much I see
originally
>>2758333this kinda looks like video game footage
>>2758345It is literal arma footage. I don't know if these twitter accounts just want clicks or if they are Israeli Hasbara op , meant to discredit any claims of Israeli losses beyond what Israel says.
>>2758347>I don't know if these twitter accounts just want clicks or if they are Israeli Hasbara opThey're third worldists doing online activism/jihad
like 90% of the links shared here are random twitter accounts and the remaining 10% are islamist state media
>>2758347yeah my guess is something like that. its like with the netanyahu death rumours where they were stoking the fires with blatantly fake and weird psy-ops. schizos are still examining every single video and pointing at a door frame to prove he's still dead. its wishful thinking that mf still alive.
>>2758351It's a bit different when you present videogame footage or Ai as real or let people think that it's real, to just posting memes that are obliviously meant to be unserious and a joke.
>>2758320>but Iran is fucking crushing it so far, right?Nope, Iran is getting bombed into oblivion and oil is still under 200$/galon.
You have to be on some high quality cope to belief Iran is winning
What do we make of the fact that the world's most powerful countries currently all have old dudes as leaders. Trump, Xi, Putin and Netanyahu
>>2758356Just further proof we are living in the second XIXth century.
>>2758354They posted it unironically
Every comment that doubts it have like 100 bot replies calling them bastards and children of idf
>>2758358nah you're just retarded, its obviously a shitpost
>>2758359IRGC psyop is trash even locals laugh at it
get over it lil timmy
>>2758351I don't understand what's the problem with it?
>>2757892>people are hostile because they're against their beliefs and identityBut this is trve tho.
People are against other religions, ideologies etc. They just keep it to themselves if those religions/ideologies are inert. If they spread or have a tendency to expand, they will be met with resistance no matter what. OG Christianity was exactly like this and the Jews went to great lengths to suppress it, which always makes me cringe when I hear "judeo-christian". I hope leftychuds understand this because the mere presence of expansionism and growth will generate resentment irrespective of the content of the movement. The only way to counteract this would be to have a really effective propaganda strategy, but all this will do is outsource the punching bag from the core believers to the new believers (i.e. expansionist war vs. civil war).
>>2758356>old dudes as leaders.Haven't old leaders in top positions been the norm, like always? Younger leaders usually only come about when there is an revolution, coup, or a new country is born by conquest, or your leaders have just a habit of dropping dead. Status quo usually prefers the stability, life experience and predictability of older people and political insiders, and those have to climb the steps of power and that usually takes decades of a persons life.
Also boomers are a large generally a wealthy, powerful and a long lived generations that refuses to make way to anybody, so they remain overrepresented.
>>2758327How the hell did the merkava survive that?
If that was a t-series/challenger it would instantly turret toss from that.
We need to introduced UN legislation that makes politicians over the age of 60 illegal
>>2758362Yeah you wouldn't
>>2758366If I had my own country, I would probably use a combination of systems to prevent pareto concentration of power but I feel like this is all pointless since nature tends to favor these entropically maximizing arrangements where the king is an impotent cuck and the merchants do what they want. I hate to be this guy, but Pol Pot was right. You need a revolutionary government that prevents wealth and power accumulation. But unfortunately, the downside is if your plebs are infected with lumpen bougie mentality, then they will all be depressed and demoralized because they cannot act out their predatory instincts. Humans suck because the strong turn into predators and the weak turn into cucks and losers.
Leftychuds, let me ask you this:
>If life was very good and struggles are a thing of the past, would people enjoy living in such a world or will they feel like life has no meaning and just die from depression? Maybe crapitalism messed me up, but I feel so depressed when I have no work because I am traumatized or something and I always need to be busy otherwise I feel like life has no purpose.
Am I broken?
>>2758367Probably a mortar, I don't think hez can actually deploy tube arty and it doesn't look like a rocket/missile. Those can't really penetrate any tank unless it's a specialized round/very lucky hit but will rattle everyone inside and could damage optics, tracks, etc.
>>2758371That looks like a land mine tho
How does Israel still have an existing infrastructure by the way? Shouldn't it way harder to get any oil or food while this is going
>>2758376
/pol/ is that way go fuck off where you belong.
>>2758370>If life was very good and struggles are a thing of the past, would people enjoy living in such a world or will they feel like life has no meaning and just die from depression? The Bible answers this question in the Book of Revelation. After 1000 years of Jesus governing over a peaceful Earth with everything finally fixed and no oppression, Satan tricks people into starting one last war and everyone who gets involved gets punished.
So from a theological standpoint a lot of humans are either just born warmongers or ADHD fidget spinners who can't handle a life with no issues.
>>2758373Was it moving before it blew up? I could be wrong, maybe it's an IED/remote mine. Could just be a close miss.
Trump sarcastically added: "They have to open up the Strait of Trump — I mean, Hormuz.
"Excuse me, I'm so sorry, such a terrible mistake.
"The fake news will say he accidentally said — there's no accidents with me, not too many. If there were, we'd have a major story."
Trump also complained about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize last year.
“If I don't get the Nobel Prize for peace, nobody will ever get it. I didn't get it. I'm not surprised. The person that got it was shocked — she’s a wonderful woman too, by the way,” he said.
>>2758378I guess. Scary.
What's your religion btw?
Russia has announced they will stop selling oil to other countries on 1 April to protect Russia from energy shortages or price increases related to the war and Hormouz.
Sounds like they are turning the screws to squeeze the markets and make Trump cry uncle.
>>2758217
>run in the order of hundreds of dollars a month
No they don't lmao.
I maintain it is extreme, mindboggling incompetence, not "malice" that is ultimately in charge ("at work") here.
Tho one can certainly argue that there is a certain point where both dissolve into one and the same.
>>2758243btw there is one Lebanese-Spanish(?) guy who died with Nasrallah, he was married to a Jewish woman.
Hezbollah uses antisemitic propaganda all the time btw but Nasrallah is a politician so he has to be more diplomatic. Ansarallah literally have it on their flag. The IRGC and their lapdogs always claim this is a religious war.
>>2758369Go ahead smart ass
>>2758233
>it's real
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>2758392Lost guy looks like a stand user.
>>2758356Xi isn't old, he's merely eternal.
>>2758320>Iran is fucking crushing it so far, right?Yes Iran is winning and america will be forced to escalate soon
>>2758385This is going to be epic.
>>2758385there's 0 way cucktin will actually go through with this and inconvenience his esteemed western allies (who want him dead)
>>2758406Russia has been doing it every year since 2022 for the duration of the sowing season. It's only for processed gasoline though, not oil.
The 6th Congress of the Shengal Democratic Autonomous Assembly has begun.
The 6th Ordinary Congress of the Shengal Democratic Autonomous Council (MXDŞ), held under the slogan "Unity, Freedom, and Solution," began in the Kersê Valley of Shengal. Although the 6th Congress is being held as an ordinary congress, it is considered a congress of change and transformation due to the war situation in the Middle East and the proposed changes to the Social Contract. Furthermore, new assessments and decisions are expected to be made regarding the resolution of problems with Iraq, within the framework of fundamental constitutional principles and democratic integration.
Approximately 250 delegates, including members and representatives of the Sinjar Autonomous Administration institutions, women's and youth movements, elders, and tribal representatives, are present at the congress. In addition, many political and social groups in Sinjar, such as the PUK, Hereke, Teqedûm, and the Yazidi Cause Alliance, as well as independent figures, are also participating.
<UNITY, FREEDOM AND SOLUTION CONGRESS
The congress began with a moment of silence in memory of the martyrs of the 74 decrees and the martyrs of freedom. Following the moment of silence, MXDŞ Co-Chair Nayif Şemo delivered the opening speech. Recalling that the first congress was held in 2015, Nayif Şemo stated: “The work of the Autonomous Administration began on this basis. Against the state institutions, we also built our own social and democratic institutions. Our defense forces and political party formation were established on this basis. Currently, there are shortcomings in our relations with the state; necessary changes need to be made. We hope that this congress will be an opportunity for social, political, and military unity among all Yazidis. We wish the congress success.”
Messages were also read at the congress on behalf of the Families of Martyrs and the Yazidi Women's Freedom Movement (TAJÊ). The message from the Families of Martyrs was delivered by Dayê Pakîz. Dayê Pakîz stated that many Yazidi youths were martyred in the defense and liberation of Shengal, and said: “We hope this congress will be a congress of unity and success. We wish success to the Yazidis and their friends. Our hope is the unity and success of our people.”
<'OUR STRUGGLE FOR A FREE ŞENGAL, A FREE SOCIETY, AND FREE WOMEN WILL CONTINUE.'
TAJÊ spokesperson Riham Hico also conveyed the message of the Yazidi women to the congress. Highlighting the importance of holding the congress under the war conditions in the region, Riham Hico said: “We, as the Yazidi community, have gathered here to discuss our own solution. A great struggle has been waged in the last 10 years. Just as a defensive resistance was carried out under the leadership of YBŞ and YJŞ, a great political and social struggle was also waged under the leadership of the Autonomous Administration. Our comrades who gave their lives for their community felt indebted to their people. We too are indebted to our people, to the children of martyrs, and to the families of martyrs. We will continue our struggle for a free Shengal, a free society, and free women.”
<'THE STANCE OF YAZIDI WOMEN IS CLEAR'
Riham Hico stated that the stance of Yazidi women in the struggle for freedom in Shengal is clear, and continued: “We are ready to do whatever is necessary for the unity of our society, democratic integration, and a democratic solution. We will think and discuss based on Mount Shengal and Yazidism. Not only Shengal, but also Yazidis in Rojava, Bakur, and especially Başur Kurdistan are under threat. All of this is our responsibility. We are all responsible for Yazidism and social issues. We must conduct our discussions on the basis of unity, solution, and freedom.”
The congress continues with the reading of written messages from Yazidi institutions in Europe, Armenia, and Rojava. Veysi Aktaş from the Imrali Secretariat and PYD Co-Chair Xerîb Hiso also sent video messages to the congress.
After the messages are read and listened to, an election will be held to preside over the congress.
>>2758356it means the period of stability is almost over as power slips into younger hands
Emirati aluminium conglomerate reports ‘significant damage’ at production base after Iranian attacks
The UAE’s state-owned aluminium conglomerate, Emirates Global Aluminum (EGA), says that its Al Taweelah production base suffered “significant damage” from Iranian missile and drone attacks on Abu Dhabi’s Khalifa Economic Zone earlier today.
In a statement, EGA said numerous employees were injured from the attacks, though none are in critical condition, and that damage assessment is ongoing.
As we reported earlier, Emirati authorities said an early morning attack caused debris to fall near the Khalifa Economic Zone, causing multiple fires at the site.
Houthis’ main card is Bab al-Mandeb strait
The war has just become a lot more complicated. Yemen had been reserved during the war. But the Houthis believed they were going to be [Israel’s] next target, so they decided to take the fight to Israel, according to some of their officials. The main card for the Yemeni group is the Bab al-Mandeb strait. With the Strait of Hormuz closed off to US and Israeli shipping, if the Houthis also decide to block Bab al-Mandeb, it’s only going to make the situation economically a lot worse for Israel.
As of right now, shipping is still available for all vessels, including US and Israeli-linked vessels. The Yemeni group has not imposed a blockade for the time being. That’s expected in the next phase if Israel decides to target the Port of Hodeidah or Yemeni civilian and public infrastructure.
I don’t think Israel is very much affected by the drones or perhaps even the hypersonic missiles launched from Yemen. However, they will be impacted severely economically, as they were in the past, if the Houthis decide to block Bab al-Mandeb.
>>2758361Literally everyone says that in this war Iranian propaganda is top notch except loser epsteinites like you.
>>2758421Aww it's okay anon-
My stuff is almost never reposted either.
It's largely too obscure to make much sense to most anyone, really.
>>2758440Afraid of twink death
>>2758443Yes! Thank you habibi
>>2758444No problem, it's a banger
>>2758442No wonder he drinks like a fish
>>2758385>>2758406Gasoline, not oil. Russia doesn't want to deal with price increases on fuel, so preempts any booj feeling ambitious.
>>2758440cuz facial hair is out of military regulation
Any news on the war? New hits? Something else?
btw, during the month, what vital stuff has been hit in Iran? What is the state of Iran right now?
>Iran's IRGC Claims Strike On US F-16 Fighter Jet Over Southern Fars Province
>>2758277>>2758279>>2758284>>2758292>People sucking off Gay Nazi for saying absolutely nothingAlright.
>>2758463<Finds a namefag half-way up the thread to whine aboutFuck off.
Being a liberal is like the easiest thing in the fucking world. I love gay trans biracial non-binary Jewish Palestinian Persians womyn in male-dominated fields. Wooow. Powerful. Why can't we all just get along? Fuck the patriarchy! Nobody is illegal!
You guys ever stop and ask yourself why the world is an awful place and having the "correct" opinion on things doesn't make it better at all?
>>2758465Shut up you dumb faggot.
>>2758466>Being a liberal is like the easiest thing in the fucking world>You guys ever stop and ask yourself why the world is an awful place and having the "correct" opinion on things doesn't make it better at all?Liberal statement
>>2758470faggot statement
>>2758387>is one Lebanese-Spanish(?) guy who died with Nasrallah, he was married to a Jewish womanSource
I forger
>>2758475Dengism in practice
How is the global order this fucking weak? Was it a spook this whole time?
>>2758492Everyone was just a loyal cuck to the declining Amerikkka. It's what real class solidarity looks like
>>2758492Lack of imperialist ethos resulted in a hegemon that's afraid to take casualties.
>>2758488Hongkies pretending to be westerners don't count
>>2758505Make a deal with Iran obviously. Also work towards getting nukes if I don't have them already.
>>2758505reality is turbo retarded
>>2758505uhhhh… beg for more liters of americum and enslave more indians
>>2758510Does it taste good?
>>2758514Do you like pomegranate?
28 March 2026
17:15 GMT
The US Central Command has announced on X that the USS Tripoli, along with the Tripoli Amphibious Ready Group/31st Marine Expeditionary Unit, has arrived in its “area of responsibility.” The deployment includes around 3,500 US sailors and Marines.
The amphibious assault ship serves as the group’s flagship and is equipped with transport and strike aircraft, as well as amphibious assault and other tactical assets, according to the statement.
>>2758505What can you do when you have such a clear weakness in desalination plants? Anyone with ballistic rockets or an airforce can knock these out and your country goes back to the unpopulated wasteland it was for all of human history. What they have been doing is probably about all they can do to postpone losing water: cuck to both hard and hope they don't get pissed off enough with you specifically, then get these plants blown up by the losing side anyway because let's be real, America will do that if their power in the region is actually over.
>>2758309That's funny, because the bird is named after the country.
>>2758541you talk like this doesn't apply to power grids, if iran wanted to exterminate the US they could mobilize terrorists to do that, it's not that hard.
>>2758330I thought that since the cold war everyone knew tanks are useless in war.
>>2758345The foliage on the bottom is still, even after the explosion.
>>2758563That's like saying soldiers are useless because bullets exist.
>>2758568Who do you think he took on a date in Final Fantasy 7?
shits fucked yo
The resistance targeted the 100th tank since the start of the war and shelled the headquarters of the Northern Region Intelligence.https://www.almayadeen.net/news/politics/%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D9%82%D8%A7%D9%88%D9%85%D8%A9-%D8%AA%D8%B3%D8%AA%D9%87%D8%AF%D9%81-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%A8%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%80100-%D9%85%D9%86%D8%B0-%D8%A8%D8%AF%D8%A1-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AD%D8%B1%D8%A8---%D9%88%D8%AA%D9%82%D8%B5%D9%81-%D9%85%D9%82%D8%B1-%D8%A7%D8%B3%D8%AAOn Saturday, the Islamic Resistance continued its operations against the positions and deployments of the Israeli occupation army on the southern Lebanese border, targeting military gatherings, tanks and surveillance equipment with appropriate weapons, and achieving direct and confirmed hits.
In the town of Dibil, at 04:00, the Islamic Resistance fighters targeted a gathering of Israeli occupation army soldiers and their vehicles at the pond with a rocket salvo, and at 07:00 they targeted an enemy force that was stationed inside one of the houses in the town with a drone attack.
At 07:30, the Mujahideen targeted a Merkava tank in the town with a swooping attack, achieving a confirmed hit.
In the Wadi al-Uyun-Rashaf triangle, at 04:15 the Mujahideen targeted a gathering of occupation soldiers and their vehicles with a rocket salvo.
At 15:25, the Islamic Resistance targeted a Merkava tank in the town of Qantara near the reservoir with a guided missile, achieving direct hits.
As for the town of Al-Bayyada, after spotting a force from the occupation “army” stationed inside one of the houses, the Mujahideen targeted it at 14:30 with a drone strike, achieving a direct hit. They also targeted a gathering of soldiers and vehicles in the town at 14:45 with artillery shells.
At 3:00 PM, they resumed targeting another force positioned inside a house with a loitering ram, scoring a direct hit. They then followed this by targeting the evacuation force that arrived at the scene with a barrage of rockets and artillery shells. They also targeted a Humvee with a loitering ram.
At 15:50, Islamic Resistance fighters targeted a gathering of Israeli occupation soldiers and their vehicles in the town of Al-Bayada with a rocket salvo and achieved a direct hit on a Namera armored personnel carrier.
The Islamic Resistance also targeted two Merkava tanks in the town at 16:00 and 16:05 with two swooping helicopters, achieving a direct hit.
At 16:35, a Merkava tank in the town of Al-Bayada was also targeted by a loitering ram and was seen burning.
At the Ras al-Naqoura naval site, at 11:40, resistance fighters targeted communication and surveillance equipment with a squadron of attack drones.
In the airspace of the western Bekaa, at 07:45 the Mujahideen confronted a manned reconnaissance aircraft of the type (RC12), and forced it to retreat.
<Since the beginning of Operation Protective Edge, the number of tanks targeted by the Islamic Resistance has reached about 100 Merkava tanks.At midnight between Friday and Saturday , the resistance announced that it had lured a force from the occupation “army” in the Baydar al-Faqani area of the town of Taybeh into a well-planned ambush using rocket weapons, artillery shells and attack drones.
In its statement, it confirmed that the ambush area had turned into a killing field, as the attack resulted in a large number of casualties among the Israeli forces, who worked to withdraw their dead and wounded under heavy fire and smoke cover.
In this context, Israeli media reported this morning that forces from the Paratroopers Brigade and the Yahalom Unit were ambushed near the Litani River between Yahmar and Taybeh, resulting in casualties, including an Israeli brigadier general. Two Namer armored vehicles were also destroyed.
On Saturday afternoon, Israeli media reported that "a number of wounded Israeli soldiers were transferred from southern Lebanon to Rambam Hospital in Haifa."
<Targeting the Northern District Intelligence Headquarters and sites and settlementsIn response to the Israeli occupation’s attacks and the targeting of its military sites and settlements in northern occupied Palestine, the Islamic Resistance fighters carried out a series of precise missile and air operations.
In the Za’oura area, the Islamic Resistance targeted the occupation’s artillery emplacement with a rocket salvo at 04:00.
They also targeted the "Mishar" base (the main intelligence headquarters for the northern region) northeast of the occupied city of Safed with a missile salvo at 04:00.
At 07:00, the Islamic Resistance in Lebanon targeted the headquarters of the Northern Command of the occupation army (Dado base) north of the city of Safed with a rocket salvo.
As part of the warning issued by the resistance to a number of settlements in northern occupied Palestine, the resistance targeted the Al-Malikiyah settlement at 05:00, the Avivim settlement at 05:15, and the Shlomi settlement at 07:30, with successive rocket salvos.
At 06:20, the Mujahideen also targeted the Ya’ra barracks with a squadron of attack drones.
Since March 2, the Islamic Resistance in Lebanon has continued its response to the escalating Israeli aggression, particularly the ground offensive launched by the occupation in southern Lebanon.
>>2758320yeah and theyre gonna keep going until they bring america to its knees dismantle israel get reparations and get hamas houtis and hezbollah recognized. real world historic
>>2758599i'm shocked that they would publish what the comprador half of the government says.
>>2758514pomegranate juice is great, yeah
>>2758559>if iran wanted to exterminate the US they could mobilize terrorists to do thatIran is not actually the "number one state sponsor of terrorism" just because Zionist news in the US lied for decades
>>2758376
>>2758375
>>2758379
grow up, kid
>>2758233
I suspect that's the case with every bourgeois guy with a wife 15+ years younger than him.
>>2758253the video that becomes more true each time i watch it
>>2758612yea, that's the US and Israel, don't means they don't have glowies or outsourced glowies (called terrorists) to do their bidding as well.
>>2758392I think she is just a golddigger and hates him. If she was a real hotwife, she would not make it this obvious and keep it private or just say it openly. These people are elite orbiters so they won't care what the plebs think.
>Piers apparently has a networth of 300 million. >>2758628>missile capabilities: still functional>Navy: was never a strong point>Airforce: still functional>nukes: will probably get them nowYou are forgetting the most important component not mentioned by Ynet:
<Regime change: Unsuccessful >>2758628You have no source
>>2758639B-b-but my slop machine said so!
>>2758628>missile capabilitiesMissile and drone strikes are still going. What's the actual extent of the destruction? I don't know and neither do you.
>navy and airforceYeees the powerful Iranian navy. They were never going to be a factor in anything. Consolation prize.
>nuclear weaponsIran was literally never pursuing nuclear weapons under Ali Khamenei (now who knows). For all we know US might have replaced a leader that didn't want nukes with one that does. We also don't know what the state of Iran's civilian nuclear energy program is. Yanks claimed to have obliterated it last year, and now less than a year later they say they have to obliterate it again.
>Stopping Iran from supporting proxy groupsAnsarallah just entered the war and Hezbollah came back from the dead. Hamas is not doing well but that was true
before the war. Iraqi shias are bombing US bases but I'm not too sure what their actual capabilities are.
Anyway the whole point is moot because the US stated "military goals" change every day. At one point it was regime change, which now both US and Israeli intelligence admit is unlikely. "Opening the strait of hormuz" is another now, ie the goal of the war is to undo the problem that the war caused.
>>2758628actual 4 us military goals in iran
>kill iranians
>loot resources
>do regime change
>protect israel >>2758657NTA but what's a good search engine? I use duckduckgo currently because I don't wanna use google
>>2758629maybe but the original claim that began this exchange is ludicrous:
>if iran wanted to exterminate the US they could mobilize terrorists to do thatno iran can't "exterminate the US" with a handful of hypothetical scattered intelligence officials
>>2758658what is the point of searching the net? There are like 5 websites now
also crush israeli avocados
>>2758665Ridicule him as much as you like, but at least he has said a few things unlike all the other spineless vassals
>>2758665it's weird and unsettling to see a political leader actually act in people's best interest
>>2758665Are Spanish socdems better than the rest of Europe's? Can't think of another European socdem like this
>>2758394>>2758421>>2758437Thanks for using my meme (2nd pic) too
:)
>>2758665>cucking landlordsthis is the most antisemitic act since mcdonalds eliminated the dollar menu
>>2758674Remember Josep Borrell, the "jungle" guy? He's also from PSOE.
>>2758686ai image also youre a faggot
>>2758689AHHHAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAAHHHAH
phew, thanks for the laugh
>>2758713as real as Dragonball AF
>>2758571>Black Bible>VNDB: Main character is a Eleventh Grader with other Twelfth Graders around>Wiki: Main character is a Twelfth Grader with other Twelfth Grader around>Exclusive: Pornography found in bin Laden hideout: officials (reuters)>Osama Bin Laden's Porn Collection Won't Be Made Public, Unfortunately>Weeaboo>Perestroika Girls>Animal Crossing >Chicken Little>One Love from Bob MarleyBarret (since he would most likely fuck up all the questions)
Yuffie (if there's more is hentai found, and there isn't a "All characters are adults" disclaimer)
>>2758716He's just pointing at the GINI index number you massive fucking spaz. Fuck off to /siberia/ to do your low-effort debate-bro schtick.
>>2758710Those machine guns are incredible
>>2758724The characters being underage is the least disturbing thing about Bible Black
>>2758724CIA in 1980-something:
>We are going to team up with the Contras and flood the USA with crack cocaine and use the proceeds in order to arm both sides of the Iraqi-Iranian war MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!CIA nowadays:
>All our enemies r gay and watch porn teeheehee >>2758736
<Turns out that school uniform was just a disguise.
God they are disgusting
>>2758736
if he was a super secret radwan commando, then how did he survive so long in plain sight?
>>2758736
They're literally still getting their merkavas blown up to smithereens and their cities are being pummeled to dust by Hezbollah and Iranian rocketry and they still choose to dedicate air sorties in order to kill journalists instead of military targets. Propaganda is everything to those rats.
>>2758751hide in plain sight with this one simple trick
>>2758736
Israel's project Insight AI declaring all journalists must die, again?
>>2758734I disagree, Osama Bin Laden being a yuffiefag is on the same level of disturbing
>>2758662>When the call comes, readiness will be assumed, not questioned. Your readiness is not a declaration; it is a daily commitment.They couldn't even bother writing the letter warning them of the fact they're going to die for Israel soon, they had to tell ChatGPT to write it for them. Imagine being a zogbot. Lmao
>>2758763
>Zionists
>doing the thinking
>Israeli intelligence sources reveal use of ‘Lavender’ system in Gaza war and claim permission given to kill civilians in pursuit of low-ranking militants
>The Israeli military’s bombing campaign in Gaza used a previously undisclosed AI-powered database that at one stage identified 37,000 potential targets based on their apparent links to Hamas, according to intelligence sources involved in the war.
No, that's what AI is for. Remember all those journos in Gaza getting btfo?
>>2758772
They're juicing the word "blood libel" so hard most people are gonna start believing medieval jews actually did drink childrens' blood
>>2758779at this point israel has exceeded any medieval antisemitic trope in pure evilness
>>2758790
you'd get done for a hate crime for doing that sort of thing here
>>2758773To be fair that asian proselytizer lady does seem annoying as fuck
>>2758796true, but I'd suplex those little bastards into next week if they did that to me
>>2758785>believing medieval christian judicial processesthis board is proof why gulags were necessary for fellow "left wingers"
>>2758801
Something tells me "Lavender" picks targets by the size of their digital footprint. Just a hunch.
>A secondary explosion occurred at a Ukrainian anti-drone system warehouse in Dubai. There are fatalities and injuries.
>Earlier, the IRGC reportedly claimed to have destroyed a warehouse of Ukrainian anti-drone systems in Dubai. Twenty-one Ukrainian specialists were at the facility.
keked if true
I think it's reasonable to hold these two positions on Israel:
>Israel is deliberately trying to destroy the reputation of Jews on a global scale by being the most evil state in history and making Jews fear for their safety due to Israel's actions forcing them to flee to Israel and solidify it as the Jewish Homeland
>Anyone who supports Israel, its right to exist, Zionism, or the narratives of Jews and Zionists to shift blame towards others for Israel's crimes, should be opposed, discredited, humiliated, and eliminated by any means possible, even if it includes victimizing Jews(90% of which support Israel), for the greater good of humanity
The first is pretty accepted in leftist circles but somehow Leftypol has fallen behind Twitter and Tiktok when it comes to acknowledging the second point. It is inevitable though. If Leftists aren't the ones burning down Synagogues for selling Palestinian land then someone else will do it. Might as well do it for morally correct reasons instead of letting the Nazis get ahead of us and take all the credit for "fighting Zionism".
>>2758801
i looked at that co-ordinate and its just some random ass residential area
>>2758825Hitler didn't just draw names from a hat you know?
>>2758825>Jews are the real victims hereIf narcissism was a race/religion… 🙄
>>2758797
>2.3M views
>6 years ago
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
>>2758831What psyop dude, it's just one shitty brainrot slop propaganda video.
Some indian cooked up this shit for 30 cent an hour.
>>2758838
<Some random unimportant representatives at the state-level of a minority party said that maybe Germany shouldn't be supporting Israel to the hilt.
<Government media instantly runs a hit piece.
Germans have a serious problem with blind and uncritical obedience to authority. Not even the East Asians are this conformist.
>>2758848Then local Iranian pages shouldn't post it as tangible proof of Iran winning
>>2758846I've always found it baffling how USAnians aren't secular. I don't have a problem with religion as such, but it just seems backward to have it front and centre
>>2758851yeah but look how relaxed that guy is, who has time for longboarding during a war amirite?
>>2758861is it actually? lol what a fucking legend
what a time to be alive
>>2758846> he called on god to snap the rod of the opressorSo god will attack the american empire?
>>2758862
My Arab friend watches this dude religiously
It's like our version of Memri TV
>>2758829>this one book proves religious wide child sacrifice practices throughout europetruly
>>2758869Canada coming in hard with the bantz
>>2758351>>2758831I don't give a shit if it's AI tbh but I'm kinda miffed they called it "fun post" in their tweet instead of funposting like we would do
so close yet so far
>>2758864He has already answered his prayers.
>>2758862
You know this French Jew has a point
>>2758862
Goybros… its over… im turning to jewism post-haste
>>2758878If you convert to Chuddhism you can still pretend to hate Israel but still implicitly support them
>>2758862
Wasn't this russian saboteur saying he wanted a false flag?
>>2758878>Using a computer during the ShabbatYou already blew it fren. Just keep your foreskin.
>>2758883Neturei Karta being weirdos, again?
>>2758825Don't those two positions cancel each other out, though?
does iran have the actual military capability to exploit the strategic advantage of denying the straight? can they keep that up long term? how much pain would they be able to inflict on ships just ignoring their threats and going through with insurance?
>>2758889as much as everyone loves to see a handful of us soldiers get injured and a couple planes get damaged, it seems like a lone success among continual misses and superficial damage.
>>2758841
Adam Louis-Klein is such a lolcow on Twitter.
>>2758882anon they've been stealing our epic meems since the times of ebaums
twitter is no different, people there spout a lot of retarded bs from 4chan
reminder chad used to mean sexhaver and it was pejorative back in the very early 2010s
>>2758884Trouble is, with this analogy, America is Russia, because they started the war didn't they.
>>2758887At least they're not spitting on Christians. I mean they kind of deserve it especially if they go to Israel but I don't think Zionist Jews should be the ones spitting on them anyways.
>>2758910stand up in front of the class and explain why they call it the 'holy land'
>>2758906Memespouting and actually being part of imageboard culture is the same as being a tourist and an actual native.
They have just gotten familiar with what a "forced meme" entails. If they manage to adapt muttposting, the Internet will become unusable, as the attempted retaliation by the boomers will produce enough coal to create a cringe singularity.
Iran’s Strategy EXPOSED: Why The US Can’t Win This War | Middle East Crisis Explainedvidrel
As we assumed it was probably over-zealous Iraqi militias:
The Revolutionary Guard condemns an attack targeting the home of the President of the Kurdistan Region: We affirm our support for the security of neighboring countries.https://www.almayadeen.net/news/politics/%D8%AD%D8%B1%D8%B3-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AB%D9%88%D8%B1%D8%A9-%D9%8A%D8%AF%D9%8A%D9%86-%D9%87%D8%AC%D9%88%D9%85%D8%A7-%D8%A7%D8%B3%D8%AA%D9%87%D8%AF%D9%81-%D9%85%D9%86%D8%B2%D9%84-%D8%B1%D8%A6%D9%8A%D8%B3-%D8%A5%D9%82%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%85-%D9%83%D8%B1%D8%AF%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%D9%86--%D9%86%D8%A4%D9%83%D8%AF-%D8%AFIran’s Revolutionary Guard condemned the drone attack on the home of the President of the Kurdistan Region of Iraq in Dohuk, considering it a terrorist act that comes in the context of recent attacks targeting Iranian officials.
In a statement, the Revolutionary Guard considered this attack to be part of the enemies' "malicious efforts" to undermine security, stability, and regional cooperation between the Kurdistan Region and neighboring countries.
He also confirmed his condemnation of the attack, announcing his readiness to support the security of neighboring countries by strengthening security cooperation and working to create a joint regional defense system to confront threats in the region.
<The Iranian army condemnsThe Iranian army believes that "the attack on the home of the President of the Kurdistan Region of Iraq in Dohuk was carried out by a ruling mafia in the occupied territories with the instigation of the United States."
He also stressed that “the aggression is a flagrant violation of the principles and rules of international law and an affront to the national security of the Kurdistan Region of Iraq, and a continuation of the evil and malicious acts of global and Zionist arrogance against regional and international peace and security.”
Earlier on Saturday, the home of the President of the Kurdistan Region of Iraq was targeted by a drone, and the Iraqi Prime Minister, Mohammed Shia al-Sudani, condemned the attack, directing security services to investigate the incident.
Simultaneously with the aggression against Iran and Lebanon, the United States and Israel continue their attacks on Iraq, resulting in dozens of martyrs and wounded.
>>2758932I don't think he understands how satellites work
lol, you guys saw Rob Schneider is calling for all Americans to be drafted at 18?
>>2758943>targeting academia where the little timmies of the elites goSo Iran is purposefully trying to piss off the elites so they turn against Trump right?
This war would've happened eventually but be honest with anons, would have it been as weird and seemingly retarded as this particular iterations?
>>2758944I think it is tit-for-tat
>>2758946>This war would've happened eventuallyIs it so certain? Little Satan has been trying to goad the Great Satan into starting a war with Iran for decades, but the Trump 2 admin was the first to be stupid enough to actually do it. Maybe a more competently imperialist leadership would've abstained like its predecessors.
>>2758953
They believe pulter is evil. It's not logical.
>>2758953
ukraine 'helping' the war effort is just a propaganda exercise. They want to shift the positive energy of public opinion from ukraine to the israeli-u.s war on iran
>>2758957of course zelensky's early life section should paint you a picture
>>2758959
because Ukraine is a wholesome big chungus DEFENDING themselves against the undending AGGRESSION of russia (lowercase R)
>>2758935Of course.
>His father was Jewish and his mother was Catholic. R world news is the most glowie Central place on the entire internet. It's the largest political Reddit on the entire website and anybody who does not shill for Ukraine or Israel or the CIA gets banned
I came across this post right now and within minutes it was removed despite it being an NPR article with proper titling.
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/27/g-s1-115549/new-york-gaza-firebomb-home-plot-activist>>2758979>the us is doing imperialism because of the Jews!!libtard chud on aisle 9
>>2758975u/maxwellhill is Ghislaine Maxwell's account, she was the biggest powermod in the website ever. Reddit's CEO is a literal child predator who was the main mod for a pedophile subreddit called r/jailbait where users shared sexually explicit images of underage girls. Aaron Swartz was the one who actually created the website and he got murdered because he wanted Reddit to be a haven for free speech and open debate and he tried to resist the glown*gger takeover. That whole website is glowie central.
>>2758983Back to the office greenblatt
so these 2 k interceptor sting missiles ukraine made are worth something or is just a meme being pushed by the west ?.
know this is not the place to ask but the ukraine war thread is dead as the actual war.
>>2758983literally yes they are
>>2758983It's almost like the DoJ itself was forced to release thousands of documents proving this to be factually true or something
>>2758984>u/maxwellhill is Ghislaine Maxwell's accountproofs
>>2758982The one that insists Iran is winning. WW3 is starting and building an Axis of Resistance against the US and that economic collapse is coming either way leading to the end of the US empire.
>>2758987>>2758985Sorry but your labor aristocracy will be abolished alongside your beloved shithole known as the US
Please standby as the Arab and Jewish proles unite against you
>>2758987Good thing US was never imperialist before so amerifats can feel good about themselves
>>2758991>economic collapse is comingIt will but it will end humanity with it
>>2758993punctuation, it's a thing
>>2758992I want America to fall. I can also acknowledging Israel's power and influence at the same time.
>>2758996on the contrary, people are no more alive than when facing death
>>2758996Only if nukes fly. Do you think that's likely? I think it's more likely that corpos in a desperate attempt to save themselves and their comforts allow China to become the world super power and beg China to help get them out of poverty. And the US basically becomes a vessel of China. The coming environmental crisis could be averted if America becomes extremely gutted economically as well, or at least lessened or dealt with in a more humane way.
>>2759007Just took a screenshot of the search results the anon sent me. Anyway, show me the evidence.
>>2759000It makes zero difference, if America is acting exactly as it had for decades.
>fallMy expectations for the US run a lot deeper than a mere collapse.
>>2759010If it made zero difference for you, you wouldn't get so defensive over it and trying to correct people all the time about it. You clearly care about people's position on this subject
>>2759011Only because they're under the mistaken impression that it
does make a difference.
>>2758991These are good but not as good as dying for Mc™freedom or whatever burgers delude themselves with
>>2758888>Don't those two positions cancel each other out, though?No, because even if we're aware that Jews are being scapegoated by the Israelis, Jews themselves are willing participants in the scheme and are pretty self-aware about the whole thing. They also won't ever admit Israel coerced them into becoming Nazis until the Israeli equivalent of Nuremberg, and even then they'll just blame the Palestinians for forcing Israel's hand.
Like we know the Nazi party made a concerted effort to make Germans feel like scapegoats and victims of WW1 and promoted ideas that encouraged Germans to lash out, but that doesn't make Germans innocent just because they "fell for it" just like Jews aren't innocent for their participation in Israel's evil behavior.
There's basically no reason to have sympathy for Jews in 2026. They aren't victims of anything except their own fascistic ideals. Anyone who carries water for the narrative that Jews are victims of Israel's foreign policy is probably a ZioNazi themselves.
So how much of the reported breakdown in discipline in the IOF is real and how much is just political cover for when the war ends and they can say it was just a few bad apples carrying out atrocities? Current and former politicians and military officers are saying things are already in crisis in the army, but the only solution I've seen them propose is mass conscription.
>>2759017Several posts and not a single shred of evidence so far. Not looking good.
>>2759021>You already were provided evidenceWhat's the circumstantial evidence? A username containing "maxwell"?
>>2759009<the account has been posting on a nearly daily basis since its creation and until June 30th, 2020, with posting gaps around the time of Maxwell's mother's death and the Kleiner Perkins party, where Reddit's then-CEO Ellen Pao saw her;<posts in which /r/maxwellhill corrected the age of consent in various countries<posts linking articles about why child pornography should be legalized<posts about child protection laws<the user is British<no user activity since her arrest<powermod status removed and account deleted after reddit users find out and start posting about itYou're right, it's probably just a baseless rumor.
>>2759023>posts in which /r/maxwellhill corrected the age of consent in various countries>posts linking articles about why child pornography should be legalized>posts in which /r/maxwellhill corrected the age of consent in various countries>posts about child protection lawsaverage redditor
Nothing happened, this is all oil porky insider trading
>>2759030Iranian school girls are made in a fordist factory, lmao you’re stupid
>>2759028God shut the fuck up you soy dripping down the beard motherfucker. Do you have anything else better to do at Eglin Air Force Base?
>>2759020they are different issues, if you are referring to Eyal Zamir, chief of staff, and Gadi Eisenkot, recenrlty saying the army is in a state of collapse. this is a manpower shortage. they've announced the largest mobilisation in history on paper, but they don't have enough actual people turning up or the numbers needed to do a complete occupation of southern lebanon. but i think you're kind of right that these guys sense blood in the water, and so when this goes wrong they'll say we told you so.
we have hints of factional fights in the israeli ruling class with netanyahu & the messianic fanatics like ben gvir vs the old school militarists like the Chief of staff.
holy shit, 2026 era hasbara is retarded and incompetent
maybe it is true that iran got them during true promise iv…
>>2759027>>2759028>>2759032I would love it if Ghislaine was a prolific redditor, that would be amazing. But I don't believe any random shit based on flimsy circumstantial evidence just because it sounds good. I also don't believe Israel killed Charlie Kirk for the same reason, even if it would make for great propaganda if they did. This is the problem with many "deep politics" researchers. Seth Harp for example believes the majority of posts on /pol/ are from Israel based on a fake screenshot.
>>2759041>Charlie Kirk>Seth harp>Yap yap yapRed Herrings. This is about ghislaine. If you don't want to believe the evidence logged into an FBI case file against her, that's fine.
>>2759030I would agree if Iran wasn't a country that was constantly sanctioned by the US. They deserve retribution in some way and if choking the world economy is the way to do it they should do it.
>Pentagon preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran, Washington Post reportsMarch 28 (Reuters) - The Pentagon is preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran, the Washington Post reported Saturday, citing U.S. officials.
The plans could involve raids by Special Operations and conventional infantry troops, the Post reported. Whether President Donald Trump would approve any of those plans remains uncertain, according to the Post.
The Trump administration has deployed U.S. Marines to the Middle East as the war in Iran stretches into its fifth week, and also has been planning to send thousands of soldiers from the U.S. Army's 82nd Airborne to the region.
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/pentagon-preparing-weeks-ground-operations-iran-washington-post-reports-2026-03-29/ >>2759050Drone kill cam footage imminent.
>>2759034>>2759020It’s unknown but I think we might be seeing the collapse of Israel in the coming years. Engaging Lebanon was absolutely retarded and according to Hez they’ve starting attacking into occupied Palestine. Best case scenario they hold out and there’s a ceasefire but Israel will be left a pariah, the American ruling class won’t be able to justify propping it up it politically and may even become hostile to Israel and us them as a convenient scapegoat for the whole fiasco. The collapse is coming if not this decade for sure the next.
So expect to get a flood is Israelies soon. If trump was smart he would cut a deal with Putin to absorb most of them. Give him donbass and Crimea, a bunch of the Israelis are Russians anyways. Obviously America is going to be getting a lot of them too.
>>2759053Do the Israelis really care about their own collapse if they can tear down Al Aqsa in the process even if they don’t build the 3rd temple
Pentagon looks for vendors to supply pre-made bunkers within 30 days
The request was issued Monday for companies to submit possible delivery timelines for 3 days, 15 days, and 30 days and include information about the “highest threat level” that the bunkers could withstand.
https://taskandpurpose.com/news/middle-east-bunker-contract/>>2759055>Do the Israelis really care about their own collapse if they can tear down Al Aqsa in the process even if they don’t build the 3rd templeYeah they’ll prolly destroy a bunch of shit on their way out. Making it extremely dangerous and taboo for Jews to visit the Middle East for generations. Hopefully they aren’t crazy enough to use the samson option.
>>2759058>what if we built a wall but around the soldiers? >>2759055Imagine being liberal enough to think a bourgeois state is motivated by religion lmao xd lolz
>>2759050someone tell the pentagon that the war is already over and the usa won and iran is destroyed and the strait is opened bigly
>>2759065Religion is believed by material people and is therefore a material force
>>2759050So will they do kharg island or will they do the Saddam Iran-Iraq war route and try to take over the oil fields? Or Pakistan maybe? All seem super retarded.
>>2759074They don't have enough to occupy more than Kharg.
>>2759076They can just send colombian mercs
>>2759074Given the amount of special forces involved, there will probably be small incursions into the coast as well to try and take out launch sites and fortified port facilities, with the larger contingent of muttrines and paratroopers being used for an amphibious assault on Kaarg or the islands along the strait itself.
>>2759056It seems like /pol/ is mostly warning the delusional shills and they won't listen. It will be funny watching them cope anyway. As a moral fag though, it's kind of sad this has to happen even if America is walking into it willingly.
>>2759074They don't have secure supply lines to go through Iraq unless they want their convoys being constantly ambushed by Shia militants and having to deploy 50,000 soldiers just to secure Iraq so they can deploy another 100,000 soldiers into the Iranian meat grinder.
They're gonna try the same retarded paratrooper strat the Russians used on Kiev and it'll turn into a bloodbath just like Kiev.
>>2759080>amphibious assaultThey are not getting their ships on persian gulf. For them to really do that safely they would need to control the coast and like 100km inland to be safe, but they need ground troops for that. That is the major reason why all of this is retarded. Otherwise troops deployment, supply, rotations, evacuations depend on total air dominance within Iran airspace, which they can't have because drones and AA. Drones that can easily pop helicopters and ospreys that they would have to use on places like kharg, because there are no runways.
>>2759050they're really going to invade in easter huh
>>2759093They're getting in through helis and transport planes then
>>2759093Binnable. But extremely costly.
Iranians got an AWACS plane
>>2759103ayy, that's wack s haha
>>2759098Any battle can be won if you have and are willing to throw enough sacrificial bodies at the problem.
>>2759114t. Every officer in WWI
>>2759114And then you remember all those Presidential Drawdown Authorities, the clown show of an MIC that the US has going on, and trying to get shell production back.
The US is physically incapable of winning this.
Has the US actually been successful in constantly bombing civilian infrastructure in Tehran or is it propaganda?
>>2759120Yes, that's what cemented government rule, and killed any opposition to it.
>>2759114Trump isn't popular enough and the US military isn't uneducated enough for that kind of war. If the battle turns poorly enough we're gonna have a Prigozhin style mutiny from the officer corps along with a domestic anti-war movement popping up not because the public finds the war unethical but because military families don't want their murder spawn coming back in a goybox.
If Trump wasn't a Jewish golem he would've used the closing of the Strait as an offramp to end the war on the US side and wash his hands of the situation leaving the Israelis to fend for themselves. But golems gonna golem. He can't betray his masters but he also can't really win the war. There's basically 3 options here:
>1. End US involvement, abandon Israel, and put a pin on the last 30 years of American Middle East foreign policy>2. Continue the war until he dies in office and the next president, Democrat or Republican, negotiates a "peace" deal and blames Trump instead of American foreign policy for the failures of the war, like what happened with Bush Jr in Iraq, only to attack Iran again a few years later when Israel orders their next zogbot to expand Greater Israel>3. Use nukes on Iran to force them to submit and hope the US still has enough geopolitical sway to not get universally sanctioned and isolated by the entire worldGiven that option 1 is a non-starter in our current Zionist-dominated political environment, and option 2 isn't really a "definitive end" to the conflict and would just lead us back into another Middle East conflict in a few years, I'm guessing option 3 is the only path forward for America tbh.
baker?!
>>2759125I really gotta learn how to bake
>>2759140step 1: ctrl+c
step 2: ctrl+v
>>2759142Yeah but I gotta get like memes and stuff. Couple witticisms. I lack the certification
>>2758324gumshoes, i thought hezbollah was destroyed by israel
did the ghost of kuwait do this?
>>2758883We need more Jews that are on the side of trvth and jvstice.
Based Orthojews.
>>2758367>>2758371Are tanks just useless in 21st century warfare? They seem to function only as a way to intimidate to civilians at this point. However now even some of the most poorest resistance fighters can knock them out now with drones and other low cost anti-tank weapons.
>>2757883How long until Vance is described as a traitor
>>2758510pomeGRANATE juice lol, Iranians just can't stop thinking about war can they
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