An ultra-leftist anarcho-liberal zionist professor and trotskyite wrecker was teaching a class on Amadeo Bordiga, a known revisionist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bordiga and accept that he was the the greatest communist theorist the world has ever known, even greater than Lenin!”
At this moment, a brave, nationalistic Red Army tank commander who had killed 1500 Kronstadt Sailors and understood that famines happen all the time because of material conditions and fully supported all military actions by Stalin stood up and held up an AK-47.
”Who uses this weapon, ultra?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite revisionistly and smugly replied: “State capitalist imperialists, you stupid tankie”
”Wrong. It’s a weapon used by freedom fighters the world over. From the DPRK to our comrades in the Islamic Republic of Iran, this gun is a symbol of REAL AND ACTUALLY EXISTING socialist movements”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Conquest of Bread. He stormed out of the room crying those bourgeois crocodile tears. The same tears ultras cry for the “Kulaks" (who lived in such bourgeois luxury that they had bread to eat) when they jealously try to claw justly earned labour vouchers from the deserving vanguard. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Leon Trotsky, wished he had learned the importance of dialectics and become more than a sophist leftcom professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself in embarrassment, but his undialectic anarchist commune forbid weapons!
The students applauded and all registered CPGB-ML that day and accepted Lenin as their lord and savoir. An eagle named “The Dictatorship of the Proletariat” flew into the room and perched atop the Soviet flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Several saying were read aloud from Maos book, and Stalin himself showed up and gave them extra bread rations for a week.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He got arrested by the NKVD and was tossed in a Gulag for the rest of his life.
And the name of that student? Yevgeny Prigozhin
>>580272But that's still not the point I am even trying to make
"Actually Existing Socialism" ended with the SU, it would be a better use of your time to ask yourself "why did it?", rather than "why should it not have?"
>>580052Failed coup's dont happen. The more rational explanation is that they did all this as a stunt (including killing pilots and blowing up a oil reserve in voronezh) to move wagner to belarus.
WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with twitter ziggers
>>580285Maxism is not undefinable, it's very well-defined within a well-known "body of work" by someone of the same name. It's easy to point out how the theorical works of Stalin pale in comparison with Lenin, and how it ended up influencing who he unded up entrusting the Soviet state to
>you can't actually define what this is by showing an example where a MarxistTM revolution prevailedDid Marx when he criticized the civil war in France? Marxism is not a positive theory neither is it "empirically falsifiable"
>>580291>Maxism is not undefinable, it's very well-defined within a well-known "body of work" by someone of the same name. Strange then how Stalin tricked the majority of the worlds self-proclaimed Marxists for decades.
>It's easy to point out how the theorical works of Stalin pale in comparison with LeninBeing a lesser theoretician doesn't make one not a Marxist. Otherwise by your standard only a few dozen Marxists have existed.
>Did Marx when he criticized the civil war in France? Marx, never claimed the Commune failed due to not being advanced theoreticians. Where are your specific criticisms of Stalin that prove he wasn't a Marxist? You should be able to produce them after just whining about the lack of theoretical work put into debunking your one-liner.
>>580297>There is now white ziggas (Putin) and red ziggas (Wagner)."Patriots in control" tier cope, sorry.
There is just various brightness of white.
>>580289A fighterbomber connected channel reported six helicopters and one plane lost.
Ziggers still think it's a PSYOP.
>>580303Not to mention the still burning oil depot.
Sun Tzu said. "Burn some of your fuel reserves in order to trick your enemies into believing…something"
>>580301Half of the UPA flag is red.
>>580305>Then why Belarus?Because Cucktin can't act against Wagner without risking more anger and possible mutinies. It's Belarus and not outside of the Moscow sphere of influence that western glowies can't reach and meddle with Wagner.
>>580336kek, you're trembling
>>580338sure, lol
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