No.474616
>>474615dang it i got chihuahua'd
No.474621
>>474616uhm akshually that's an italian greyhound
No.474638
>>474618fucking canadians
No.474645
>>474644your worship thread of her reminds me of those woman figurines people would make in the neolithic period. i wonder if they had siberia back then
No.474648
>>474612It's a hard task, I don't even cum intentionally most of the time.
No.474649
>>474644How is this hot? It looks vulgar.
No.474767
>>474649It's hot because it looks like something you'd see in your own home and your primal instincts know it's good to have bitches at your house.
No.474773
>>474768are big areolas reactionary?
No.474790
>>474768post the whole vid holy shit
No.474800
>>474768Not bad. Not bad at all…
>>474770>a nihilist posts a slime girlNyx, is that you? Show yourself.
No.474808
>>474790>>474800I wish I could post the whole thing but I've forgotten the sauce long ago. If I recall it was something from like 1990s Germany. Imma try searching but I have little hope
No.474814
>>474811Based. Time to dive back into retro porn.
No.474815
>>474805
NYX IS BACK
NYX IS BACK
NYX IS BACK
NYX IS BACK
NYX IS BACK
No.474828
>>474815We know.
Can't wait to play the remake coming soon.
No.474838
>>474653>vulgarly hot!Oxymoron, it should be at least somewhat erotic.
Hardcore porn can burn in hell.
No.474843
Frankly it's strange that I didn't immediately ID the video I posted as Danni Ashe… she was a fucking icon of the time period. Danni.com was a cornerstone of classic online softcore erotica and porn. I really am forgetting a lotta shit.
https://web.archive.org/web/19980128065611/http://www.danni.com/danni/home.html No.474856
>>474855Her breasts are big and her clothes are tight to be fair.
No.474863
>>474858
Hentai is art though.
No.474871
>>474866
what the FUCK is that and how can i access this peak sèx
No.474872
>>474870yeah ngl that's pretty hot now that I've discovered it
No.474878
>>474866
You're going through your entire slime girl background now, aren't you? Slime dickgirls when?
No.474881
>>474880
You collect them in some archive like Yoko Taro or something?
No.474882
>>474880
Now that I look at it, I am starting to think if I psychologically repress my admiration for futanari in some way.
No.474886
>>474883
>I have slime girl autism basically
I mean, if they bring you joy I see no reason not to continue, despite what some boomer consocs say on this site.
>it tends to feel like it was made for men
WDYM? Men aren't homogenous, different men have different tastes. It is often made for coomers though. As in it's often exaggerated.
No.474891
>>474883
Ah, I just remembered how you wrote that slime girls are the expression of gender fluidity or something. I can definitely see where you're coming from, they're like T1000 from Terminator.
No.474892
>>474886>>it tends to feel like it was made for men>WDYM?I think they mean the type of futa hentai that is made for the artist to avoid thinking about how two females would mate.
No.474895
>>474892>I think they mean the type of futa hentai that is made for the artist to avoid thinking about how two females would mateHm. And I thought a dick is used as a substitute for a strap-on with a more organic feel and extra cum and orgasm. And flopping balls. Haven't you noticed how most futas are doms with a higher sex drive?
No.474896
>>474894
THEY'RE NOT DOMS WITH A HIGH SEX DRIVE WHAAAAAAAAAAT???
But seriously, after what I said, I understand what you're saying.
No.474999
>>474768dont care about her boobs but she has a cute face and smile
No.475056
>>474901
>it's kinda hard to do that with an estrogenized girldick because it tends to not get hard enough to penetrate and also doesn't produce cum
EVERYTHING I KNEW WAS A LIE!!
No.475057
>>474901
>having big brained effortpost thoughts about futas now in a fucking porn thread on /siberia/
This will be the place where all the post-leftists hang out from now on.
No.475058
>>474901
>this is why slime girls are basically a posthuman concept of sex. desire that is abstracted away entirely from the mark of sex and could hardly be described as sex in conventional terms and yet is nonetheless absolutely eroticized
The ending of The End of Evangelion.
No.475076
Slimegirls reproduce by asexual reproduction as well as by sexual reproduction. The genetic diversity within a single slime girl is high enough to easily prevent inbreeding, but sexual reproduction is conducted whenever a slimegirl has survived plagues or calamities and has been given enough time for her cells to actually adapt to have the genetic capability to overcome those things, making her highly sexually valuable to other slimes. Once mating has occurred, slimegirls typically lay in the sun to evaporate, causing her spores to float into the clouds and seed themselves over a very large area. Slimegirls are silicon-based lifeforms, so as long as the spores touch silicon, they are capable of creating a new lifeform.
No.475183
>>474838>hardcore>it's just a woman sitting nude>the very definition of softcoredo you not know what hardcore porn is?
No.475184
>>474838>literally just a clothed woman showing her vagoo and nothing else<Hardcore porn can burn in hell.Lmao Christcucks.
No.475187
>>474641God this image is so fucking
HOT, do you have any more?
I love shit like this where the dude is both kind of a sub and a dom at the same time
No.475189
why can't you guys masturbate to normal pornography? every single image here is fucked up and disgusting
it is so frustrating, to be reminded that every single leftist on the internet (except me) is not only a retard, but also a mentally ill degen3rate
can't you guys make an effort and try to (1) be normal, (2) step outside and (3) use your brains?
No.475196
>>475189normalcy implies a way to verify something is normal. It's not really something you can gather analytics without tha nature of the analytics gathering process massively skewing the results.
I find it sensible to assume that the average person would take the safer route of looking at drawn stuff than risk their windows computer getting a virus / haunted at 3am looking at pornhub et al on their opera gx browser with no ublock because they don't wanna get raided by the NSA for pirating a youtube video. And if one is looking at drawn stuff, one's tastes will drift out of vanilla pretty quick.
>>475190>>475191They didn't even mention furry lol
No.475314
>>474649If you think that looks vulgar then you are infested with bourgeois taste and want to fuck meek teen looking women. Fuck off.
No.475322
>>475218>SonaBased.
>>475314>You don't like this porn? You must be into underage girls!Literally /pol/tard logic, kys.
No.475324
>>475322To clarify, you can wack off to whatever, my opinion doesn't matter anyway.
No.475325
>>475321
Now THIS. This is art. Even if I'm not into it.
No.475473
>>475189>be normalOkay. I'll start by adopting a normal set of political views. Goodbye comrades
>step outsideI spend a lot of time outside. I spend some of that time hanging out with my friends, most of whom are into way weirder sex stuff than me.
>use your brainsI use my brain to reason that normal pornography is exploitative and in some cases harmful to the people involved (mostly the women), but hentai is completely ethically fine, since the images don't have any connection to a real event that actually occurred, so the only relevant factor is my personal reaction to them. So it's fine to look at breast expansion hentai if I enjoy it, because there's no harm whatsoever involved at any point in the process.
No.477338
>>474612>Post the image(s) you came to every time you jerk offAs if ejaculating is some kind of accomplishment or an endorsement.
I don't get the premise of this thread.
You can ejaculate to anything, including Nothing itself.
I've ejaculated to images that were far from great in my opinion, or by any metric of artistic merit. Either because the image just happened to be on my screen, during a masturbation session spanning a series of images, or because I didn't care at the moment, and just wanted to ejaculate as quickly as possible for practical purposes.
Furthermore, the OP post implies some kind of commitment to images, for there to even be a possibility to ejaculate twice to the same image, rather than ejaculation being not a matter of habit, but that of OPPORTUNITY, as is the proper revolutionary strategy.
In conclusion, this thread is undialectical for the purposes of masturbation.
No.477340
>>477338>As if ejaculating is some kind of accomplishment or an endorsement.>Furthermore, the OP post implies some kind of commitment to imagesmeds.
Not OP, but 2 of the things I've posted on here I wouldn't consider top shelf material, but it's what I ended the session on.
No.477342
>>477338>As if ejaculating is some kind of accomplishment or an endorsementNo? It's just a wacky experiment, there's no deep message here.
No.477347
>>477338>I don't get the premise of this thread.Post hot images
No.477397
>>477338>>477352OP here. I made this thread because I like fàp
No.477399
>>477352>counterrevolutionariesTF does this buzzword even mean in this context?
No.477605
>>477397>>477399sorry I was drunkposting
No.477614
>>477598WTF, Isabelle can be hot?
No.477619
>>477614Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.
No.477620
>>477619It gets more and more disturbing with every sentence.
No.477623
>>474901
>dissolving
even if they're both primal needs, eating isn't the same as sex. you're just eroticizing consumption (like vore)
No.478548
>>478520I think I have jungle fever.
No.479624
>>479605
Chad Garfield checking his freezer.
No.479642
>>479636
poor luigi, I hope his brother can accept him
No.479865
>>479843bad anatomy; can't fap
No.479869
>>475190>picIsn't that like stuffing a baby into a man's anus
No.479872
>>479869well it's probably (possibly) not a fertilised egg, the point is to stuff your boi and make him lay it
No.479876
>>479872so it's like pumping period into a man's anus?
and making him shart it out as a humiliating simulation of a woman's period, implying that the man in question is so feminine, that he has periods out of his anus
No.479879
>>479876you're making it weird now, it's more like reverse anal combined with impregnation fetish
No.480031
>>480004As disgusting as it is I think I get it. The Evil Queen from Disney's Snow White is pulling anal-beads out of her ass, only the anal beads are actually Disney fairies bound together as a fairy centipede
No.480126
>>480004Its always beem a dream of mime to be a handsome shonen character in a shonen ai universe with peculiar personalities to hang out with.
No.480127
>>480126Who wouldn't want to be a bishounen?
No.480144
>>480130Head too small
the vagina is not a coin slot
also, it's not located facing forward on your pelvis
where is the angus
No.480157
>>480144I don't know I like it and its hot so what does it matter.
No.480164
>>477338It's about the journey, not the destination. Practice being right here in the moment.
No.480182
Man, the stuff you jerk off to, people.
>>480164Do Buddhists fap?
No.480198
Do you guys really jack off to this stuff or you guys being edgy?
No.480199
>>480198The stuff I posted I have jacked off too
No.480254
>>480198I personally haven't posted anything I haven't done so, but I imagine a few of the sillier examples have been people messing around.
No.480256
>>480198I'm OP, I jerked off to mine
No.480395
>>480198I mean I only posted the OG titties early in the thread, dunno about the other shit.
No.480397
>>480198I've jacked off to what others have posted ITT.
No.480651
>>480540videos are a set of images in radid succession, it's covered.
No.480669
this social fap threads need to fucking stop
No.480686
>>480669séx with tsundere anon!
No.482836
>>482317How is her dick so big?
No.482840
>>482836it looks shopped to me
No.482841
>>482836looks like a horse strapon to me
>>482840maybe, her right knee is strangely shaped
No.482848
>>482840It's not, check the link. She's just absolutely hung.
No.483128
>>482999>999Vore titty pic
God what a waste of trips
No.483293
>>482848She’s also probably short
No.483299
>half the thread is furry trash
Bruh
No.483316
>>483299Mankind has fallen
Billions must yiff
No.484932
>>477619This copypasta is one of my favorites
Here's kermit the frog reading it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=69LBzs_Wbtk&t=61s No.484938
>>484891me but with edm music
No.484948
>>484891 very cool
>>484938 very cool
>>484946 very cool
No.485098
>>484946that shit is ass my man
No.485107
>>485088are big tits good for the economy???
No.485109
😳😳😳😳😳
😳
>>485095 😳
😳😳😳😳😳
>>485098 ass is good thoughevertheless
No.485245
>>485117LMAO where the fuck did you even find this shit.
No.485264
>>485245Just saw it on fedi, didn't have alt text so I assume it was a repost.
No.485270
>>485268>>485265Post the videos not the spyware links
No.485273
>>485270Tiktok is secure, as mandated by the CCP
No.485275
>>485273Uuuuhm Ackchyually it's the CPC
No.485282
>>485273It deosn't load in browser tho, and no one in current year is going to install a whole app for one website. If you use a mirror or download it then you'll share more than just the first frame.
cobalt.tools is a good one if you don't wanna mess with yt-dlp.
No.485371
>>485344genuinely laughed out loud
No.485969
>>483293true, though she's in the 9-10 inch range
No.486075
Please don't masturbate. Haven't you tried praying to our almighty Lord instead? He sacrificed his only son so that we might rise above sin. You must use this chance to repent and start living in accordance with divine laws.
No.486077
>>486076nooo nonononono dont do that
No.487675
2hu zombussy
No.487677
>>487669Really hot. Why? Because I self-insert as Sakuya. She is my favourite character from Touhou and I think she's really cool. I also find the idea of being zombified awesome and sexy. Living as a zombie would be so cool, I think worrying about decomposing is the most arousing thing ever (I know the seal stops touhou zomby from decomposing), and you would be able to do things living humans can't such as superstrength because you won't be held back by failsafes anymore. I think being a zombie would also be rather convinient. Zombification would also be convinient since you only have to eat humans (which I do anyway), and not animals (I am vegan). Furthermore zombies are an allegory for the revolutionary subject of the PROLETARIAT. Yes, you heard me right. Zombies are revolutionary. Survivors are bourgeois AmeriKKKanᛋᛋ.
No.488323
>>488307these are not images you imbecile
No.488349
>>488323https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image>An image is a visual representation of something. An image can be two-dimensional, such as a drawing, painting, or photograph, or three-dimensional, such as a carving or sculpture. Images may be displayed through other media, including projection on a surface, activation of electronic signals, or digital displays; they can also be reproduced through mechanical means, such as photography, printmaking or photocopying. Images can also be animated through digital or physical processes.libtard owned
No.488358
>>487126>goatsTypical farmer from Deep South.
No.488360
>>487677>cannibal>veganDoes not compute. Does not compute.
>>487675>zombussyThose "X-ussy" words are killing my remaining braincells.
No.488959
>>488360so you say it's killing your brainussy ?.
No.489149
>>488959>brainussyI'm going to punch you in the faceussy.
No.489151
>>487677Another day another Touhou banger from Siberia
No.492408
>>492406Where is this from?
No.492410
>>492408Welcome to tokoharu apartments by kisaragi gunma.
No.492667
>>492540AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.495015
>>480182I'm not a buddhist. That's just what the Amazon training video told me to do.
No.495030
>>495028uygha really browsed the whole thread just to get angry at a single ai pic
No.495108
>>494933Now this is the real gay porn, not like all this femboy porn. You have outdone everyone, anon, congratulations.
No.495112
>>495108As a general rule, the hairier the ass, the gayer it is
No.495117
>>480182>Do Buddhists fap?I don't think they do. Pretty sure they think porn is an attachment to sexual desires.
No.495122
>>494933kino. i was wondering what he was getting excited about on stream when he clicked on this image
No.495159
>>495117 (me)
Wait. Did I just answer MY OWN FUCKING COMMENT?!!
No.495160
>>480540This is how Power looks like IRL, it's canon.
No.495161
>>495122Did he find it funny or hot?
No.495219
>>495218havent played it yet. is there incest gameplay or just an incest ending?
No.495253
>>495216My respects, my homie. We have collectively agreed that this picture is hot.
No.495254
>>495218Dayum, those breasts are massive.
No.495261
>>495161he was kinda shocked, but thought the person who drew it was talented
No.495963
>>495242>spider gripwhat's that
No.495995
>>495242>my highschool friend who sucked me off all the timewas it a boy
No.495997
>>495995Nah, chick with daddy issues.
No.496037
>>495112Nah. Hairy asses are just nasty. I thimk banging a guy is gay regardless if he looks masculine or not.
No.496041
>>496037Starting to sound like a femboy apologist there, anon
No.496043
>>496041>femboy apologistWut?
No.496044
>>496043It was something brought up in the gay thread about how the popularity of femboys and traps doesnt mean more people are "gay" since most femboy lovers are homophobic and right wing.
This perfectly accords with my theory that homoeroticism is the "opposite" of homosexuality, which is constantly ignored because people cant think dialectically enough to accept it.
No.496046
>>496044>croatianof fucking course
No.496053
>>496044I think they're homophobic because they're insecure about their own sexuality rather than them not being gay. Although I wouldn't call them gay, I'd probably call them at least bi.
No.496091
>>496053Well cumrade if you think dialectically you'd realize that bisexuals don't do homoeroticism, straight guys do homoeroticism because homoeroticism is literally just "acting like gay people but not really" which gives people the same 'forbidden fruit' taboo-violating sense of superego denial. Think about the difference between a nudist and an exhibitionist; the former enjoys the act of walking around naked, the latter enjoys skirting around the societal taboo against walking around naked
No.496093
>>496044>>496053>>496091Can you take this to another thread?
No.496096
>>496091Im glad someone else is seeing it
The dialectic unfolds further however that the more "masculine" you are the more homoerotic you are too, like activities in the military and sports teams. The point then is the homoeroticism has its ultimate being in its barring from an authentic homosexuality, where a homosexual is the worst thing you can be in a masculine space.
Here politically we can see all homoerotic activity as barring love in the same way, where all gayness is out of domination, not mutual recognition.
Thats why i say fascism is homoerotic while communism is homosexual. To the vulgar critic these ideas are closely related, but they are actually opposites.
>>496093Theorylet
No.496109
>>496096No, just not into this pseudo-intellectual debate derailing the thread. You literally have a thread for this shit, take it there.
No.496112
>>496109The pseudointellect is still better than the subintellect
No.496121
>>496119Its okay not to understand things anon
No.496247
>>496096Fascism seems to be afraid of sincerity/tenderness.
No.496255
>>495043I'm not mad or frustrated, I'm just making an observation.
No.496649
>>496247Yeah
All of nazi memes on the internet are the absolute peak of post-irony
Where like its "based" to post black men having sex with eachother
Its just irony poisoning as an ideology (with a heart of hate), to be a /pol/tard
No.496677
>>496647I am unable to think of yor erotically because of my massive madonna/whore complex.
No.497161
>>496109I think this person might have an obsession with this topic.
No.502195
>>502178Vgh gingers are so beautiful the beauty of red hair and freckles must not perish from the earth bc redheads should be constantly bred with vgh….
No.502196
>>502178Is it me but do gingers no matter how skinny they are have a little bit of thickness to them?
No.502198
>>495103>uyghatoro>girl has tan skin Why are Japanese like this?
No.502200
>>502198Yeah tbh. Like there are Ethnic Japanese people with somewhat browner skins in their southern prefectures. That's a politically safe avenue for exploring brown girls but they have to take the tanning route despite the fact that she's a judoka and not a swimmer or a runner who gets exposed under the sun constantly….
No.503606
>>502200What if she's a gyaru?
No.503810
what did you lads do for your valentine fap ?
No.503813
>>503810I don't fap. I only collect.
No.506093
>>506088 thx for laughing at my joke ❤
No.507569
I can't participate in this thread because whenever I masturbate, I open like a few dozen images/videos, assemble them into a full screen collage and masturbate to them all at once
No.507574
>>507569I can't participate because this isn't 2001 and I'm not on dialup so I never jack it to still images.
No.507583
>>507569I mean I've done that a few sessions like that, tried to post the 5 or less that caught my attention the most.
>>480062>>487126 No.507586
>>507569This form of masturbation can be considered an art installation.
No.507735
>>507575Tf are these lyrics?
No.507822
>>507760How do I unsee this?
No.508206
>>507957gotta post the source
No.508256
>>507627me but my boobs are smaller
No.508259
>>508256what does that make you, a drawing?
>>508257whyy are the birds hugging and what are the two red shapes on the right
No.508323
>>508257this looks very cool and at the same time it's really weird
No.508986
>>508256C-can I see them, chinlet-chan?
No.513486
>>513476iirc it was an anarcho-nihilist flag posting slimegirls, janny probably deleted all the posts by the IP for something they posted in another thread and these posts just got caught up in it
No.515977
>>513486Too bad. Anyanon save some of the pics and posts? Maybe archived?
No.515978
>>513419underrated perspective
No.515984
>>515979The favouritism is because I like to self-insert as her.
Probably because I am unhappy with my body and looks, although this is probably an unhealthy way to deal with it.
The point is I would love to be a hot hyper shemale
No.516783
>>516780you'll have to forgive the presumed shared knowledge
No.516897
>>516782Dashie? She's some artist's OC: Adelia
No.516951
Porn addict thread
No.519418
>>519406The head looks a incongruent with the rest of the body, but other than that I agree. The artist is cooking fr.
No.519461
>>519452This is some out of pocket shit, FR.
No.519563
>>519406It's crazy how much better the diffusion has got at doing hands and feet, those are solid, only one extra finger that would be easy to fix manually.
I still find something offputting about 'AI' images aesthetically though, beyond the ideology of it all
No.519564
>>519452Is she mimicking vomiting? It's so over :(
No.519596
>>519406 >Misato-wifeWOULD NEED>>519418>The head looks a incongruent Just barely
>The artist is cookingAI, but yeah
No.519621
>>519406Aside from the left leg and forementioned head issue, kinda seems like the AI just honed in on a specific piece, you can tell it does that when the subject has less AI fog than the surroundings.
No.519622
>>519452Sometimes I wish I was young again, then I look at pictures of teenage me and then I don't.
No.519627
>>519621>left legThat's mostly correct perspective, it's pointing almost towards the viewer and appears shorter.
The head I think is a matter of personal preference, I think it fits just fine.
No.519648
>>519627I meant left leg anatomically, not in frame, but maybe it just looks too long because the other is foreshortened in perspective.
No.519650
>>519648 >maybe it just looks too long because the other is foreshortened in perspective.That's exactly what I meant, if explained in reverse lol
No.519658
>>519657>that doesn't make sense since humans don't come from birds.our brains can perform abstraction
No.519660
>>519657maybe it's about seeing someone debased into doing something inhuman? idk
No.519662
>>519657Yes we did, you simpleton. Never heard of storks? Imagine not being homeschooled.
No.519665
>>519657>It feels primal but that doesn't make sense since humans don't come from birds.I mean we don't fuck animals in real life yet we're turned on by cartoony humanoid ones.
No.520455
>>519657Is it really hot? Just a guess, but maybe it has to do with your repressed birth fetish or even scat fetish.
No.520461
I usually cum to the face and specifically the look in the eyes. Ultimately it doesn't really matter how sexy or beautiful the model is, it's the look in her eyes that usually gets me.
No.520516
>>520461I feel this. It's that or something they do/say that catches me off guard.
No.520523
>>520522very nice, you should use the furry topic we need more posts
No.523789
>>521347I think this post fits better in
>>456918 lol
No.525321
Katie Halper
No.525332
>>525321>Katie Halper <ITT: Post the image(s) you came to every time you jerk offWDHMBT?
No.525369
>>485276Why are you being such a faggot about it? She's hot. Just admit she's hot.
Call me a white knight or whatever, you don't have to care but girls do pick up on this shit. you're only hurting yourself.
No.525371
>>525369My brother, she is a literal 3. Men's standards are low enough as it is.
No.525372
>>525369I shouldnt have said she's ugly but I wouldn't say she's hot either. my main point of contention was the weight -she's definitely past the scale of what I would find attractive in that regard but since she does a lot of teasing while fully clothed (which is my favorite type of porn anyway) I can look past it.
the rest of your post needs meds
No.525964
>Post the image(s) you came to every time you jerk offlol no. will get the node banned. pigs delete our posts for no reason already, last thing I need is to give them an excuse.
>>485276I ain't particularly into larger women, but she's a 4 or 5 in my book. Wouldn't even be ashamed to fuck. And
>>525369 is right.
I've fapped to Love Randalin back in the day. Apparently she's well-known now?
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>>525964Stop jacking to illegal material glowanon
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>>526125not illegal or problematic, just stuff many people find gross and/or horror.
just like furry, you know???????????????????? No.526199
>>526125i dont live in a country with retarded laws!
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>>526199Yes, but leftypol has servers in countries that do.
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