/siberia/ - Off-topic

JEEPERS CREEPER and my GRANDMA'S KNICKERS, you're telling that while I was fighting for my LIFE, my soon to be wife was getting BRED by some WEIRD human/alien/namekian MUTANT, popped out disgusting babies and my best friend's son MURDERED in cold blood the monster's kids that I would have gladly raised as my OWN ???? And you're telling my that Cell's tentacle DICKS forever changed my WIFE's DNA which means that Marron is not even my OWN which means that every single Z Fighter technically IMPREGNATED my wife at the same TIME even Piccolo the DICKLESS slug ??? ZOWEE MAMA and dare I say it YABA DABA DOOOOOOOO