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crossfit hate thread Anonymous 2024-04-04 (Thu) 03:00:15 No.519396

ITT we make fun of people who do crossfit because of how pretentious they are.

Anonymous 2024-04-04 (Thu) 03:09:44 No.519398

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>crossfit
The abandoned building next to family dollar?

Anonymous 2024-04-04 (Thu) 03:22:19 No.519400

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you will never do a pull up

Anonymous 2024-04-04 (Thu) 04:57:48 No.519420

Anonymous 2024-04-04 (Thu) 05:31:19 No.519424

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based. crosshit when trying to do anything

Anonymous 2024-04-04 (Thu) 07:08:39 No.519439

>>519396
Do you know about the whole thing regarding rhabdo the clown? About people getting rhabdomyolysis and a funny clown in the manuals of crossfit to warn people against training to hard. lmao.

Honestly if you like crossfit, good for you. If you're an arrogant prick, you'll be an idiot regardless if you do crossfit. Crossfit attracts arrogant assholes but it doesn't make you one.

In terms of getting fit, if it works for you, cool, but I don't recommend it at all.

Anonymous 2024-04-04 (Thu) 13:39:56 No.519467

>>519439
It's better to not "get fit" than to cripple yourself while trying to get fit. Crossfit teaches people unsafe practices that result in life altering injuries.

Anonymous 2024-04-04 (Thu) 14:04:48 No.519469

Working out and gym culture in general is stupid but CrossFit gotta be the biggest cope for people that couldn't make it in a real sport.

Glownonymous 2024-04-21 (Sun) 21:21:48 No.526135

What happens in 29 minutes?

Anonymous 2024-04-21 (Sun) 21:43:37 No.526147

>>519469
>Working out and gym culture in general is stupid
actually you are stupid and so are crossfitters. a full strength workout can be done in under an hour, once you get efficient, apart from that you only need a bit of hiking to exercise your feet and whatnot

Anonymous 2024-04-22 (Mon) 04:59:01 No.526212

>>526147
no point.

Glownonymous 2024-04-22 (Mon) 05:05:49 No.526213

>>519469
channer brain

Anonymous 2024-04-22 (Mon) 05:16:35 No.526217

>>526212
Absolutely no point in working out for most people as you can achieve good body composition with proper diet and walking. I used to be a hardcore gymrat when I was younger, didn't realize how stupid it was until recently.

Anonymous 2024-04-22 (Mon) 05:28:43 No.526219

>>526147
Gymcel cope.

Anonymous 2024-04-22 (Mon) 06:02:50 No.526223

>>526217
different people want different things

Anonymous 2024-04-22 (Mon) 06:24:45 No.526226

>>526223
Other people want the wrong things.

Glownonymous 2024-04-22 (Mon) 06:39:05 No.526228

>>526217
>you can achieve the body you want by walking
???????????????

Anonymous 2024-04-22 (Mon) 06:41:18 No.526229

>>526228
They said "good body composition", not "the body you want". Of course walking won't turn you into a girl.

Anonymous 2024-04-22 (Mon) 14:14:09 No.526282

>>526229
Just change your entire bone structure bro

Anonymous 2024-04-22 (Mon) 19:59:57 No.526346

>>526217
>>526229
Walking won't build more than very marginal muscle mass. Heavy resistance training is good both for stressing your muslces, bones, nerves, and cardiovascular system, but increased muscle mass is actually good for your health. As long as you don't take it to an extreme. It can literally help you avoid diseases and keep your quality of life higher as you age (especially for women btw, e.g. strength training helping prevent osteoporosis).

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