No.522282
Jail time in the us is a death sentence- you will never be the same. The strategy is suicide vy cop before they arrest you.
No.522286
Lot of forums out there with discussion. It is real simple, mind your manners, follow the guards instructions, don't associate with the gangs. If you keep to yourself you generally get left alone.
No.522287
>>522275As far as thriving. Flagrel.
No.522288
All that hollywood shit about getting into a fight or linking up with gangs is the last shit you want to do. Lmao at the advice hollywood screenwriters are pitting out there.
No.522300
>>522288hollywood is part of the machine to keep proles in line. of course they give bad advice how to navigate the penal system.
No.522301
>>522300What are your guys thoughs on crime docs like the FBI files? How much of it is just showing the fraction of cases they do solve to create an impression that they are competent? How much has copaganda skewed our way of thinling and what can people do to unspook themselves?
No.524203
Trade for dirt, seeds, and get the nput water pipe on the toilet (or sink if provided) to leak a bit. You can then trade crops.
No.524206
>>524205thats kinda based and makes me wanna go to jail
No.524210
>>522275Kevin Rashid was writing from prison. Had some really based takes as far as I recall. It was shared back in 2016 here.
No.524214
>>524210post em if you have them, sounds intresting
No.524222
>>524205I wish I looked like a femboy but I look masculine af but actually I love sucking cocks the most :(
No.524223
jail or prison? they're a little different but for the most part just mind your own business and don't do anything stupid. i used to do legal work and we'd get guys who were looking at a couple years tops (usually more like 4-6 months given how crowded jails are) but during pretrial detention their jail buddies would tell them to go fuck someone up for some real or perceived slight, they obviously get caught, then they're suddenly looking at 10+ years. i get it's a sign of loyalty or honor or whatever but just don't get mixed up with the gangs in the first place
No.524227
>>524223Yupp, you might "lose respect" for not retaliating but you don't want their respect lol. I was in a situation like that before where I was making friends with everyone and then there was this one asshole who dissed me. I didn't do anything for the obvious reasons you stated. This one guy who liked me before that was so hurt, like literally he was upset because basically he had believed in me, but when I let that guy disrespect me without retaliating, it made him feel betrayed lol.
No.524228
>>524227So yeah just avoid associating with the really "institutionalized" guys as much as possible.
No.524232
>>524228 I worked with this guy who just came out, he'd been in for long spells of time. he was selling weed to the manager lol, and told me it was so he could control him. it came so naturally to him thats what prisons do.
No.524403
>You get to suck hot jacked dudes in jail
Wtf I wanna go to jail now
No.524409
I've been in jail and I'm not giving you retards any advice to make you feel "prepared" because it could backfire
>nobody mentions hygiene
i was in for literal hours and it bothered me, this is retarded gay fanfiction
No.524498
Quintessential burgerpunk thread.
No.524499
>>524223>just don't get mixed up with the gangs in the first placedo gangs try to recruit you?
No.524501
>>524499If you are trying to hangout with gang members yeah. That's how it starts, first, you are "gang-affiliated" then at some point they might put you on. But regardless, if youbare getting chummy with them thinking it's going to make you safe, they will surely start asking you for favors.
No.524503
I did some work in prison for school and here's the best advice I can offer:
1. The race shit is real. If you're not cliqued up with a gang, it's okay to hang out with people from other races, but if something goes down like a riot, you better be sticking with your own race
2. Don't fuck with the TV. I have seen guys get brain damage and orbits broken because of the TV. The most memorable incident was a guy who got followed into his cell and absolutely fucked up.
3. Stay away from drugs and gamblijg. In general, don't owe a debt to anyone. The interest in prison is high and often paid with an ass beating.
4. Rape isn't as common as media will depict, but predators are definitely out there. It's not really getting bent over in the shower - it starts with "gifts" like chocolate bars and ramen left on your bed, then eventually ends up in coercion.
5. If you clique up for protection, expect to put work in. You will inevitably do something that will get you another sentence if you get caught.
6. Mostly, stay the fuck out of people's business. Don't ask what their up to. If they start talking about shit you know you shouldn't be hearing, leave.
I have more, but this should get you started OP.
No.524504
>>524501>>524503so basically avoid any kind of socializing?
No.524505
>>524504More or less or just socialize with other guys who are squares looking to get out as fast as possible as well.
No.524506
>>524505sounds awful for your psyche but i guess the alternative is even worse
No.524508
>>524506Ahiihii ahhoo hoo. I have never been locked up for too long but the things you will miss most:
>Food that isn't public school/prison grade slop>Having literally zero freedom for every minute of your waking life. Always having a guard hovering over you yelling at you for not following instructions to the T and ready to beat your ass if you talk back.So you have no idea about psychological effects. Not socializing is the least of it.
No.524512
>>524508Not even getting into all of the other psycho shit they do. Here in Texas they have this drug rehab program which is just jail but worse. They all sit in group all day and verbally abuse each other. I heard a lot of people say regular jail time is better.
https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2008-05-23/627435/Also keeping people in 100f+(38c) degree weather with no AC.
All the solitary confinement shit(better never talk back to those guards.)
No.524560
>>524409i assume they give you a bar of soap and make you shower every afternoon?
No.524562
step one end up in a norweigian jail
step two profit
bonus step locate the cell of Behring Breivik and have a talk with him
No.524587
>>524521bvrgerpvnk GEM. you VILL be obese and you VILL like it you fvcking terrorist fentanyl chvd
No.524603
>>524587You won't be obese from drinking that you'll just be a literal faggot
No.524626
>>524603i mean as someone who has taken chemical castration drugs as part of their transition, i can safely tell you that they don't really change your sexuality in any meaningful way besides making masturbation less of a physiological compulsion than on testosterone
No.524631
>>524513I always thought they sound proofed those rooms, or maybe it's just US prisons, Soviet solitary was pretty damn solitary.
>>524521 That thing is clean at least and has the seat low, the one I experienced was literally a toilet seat 6 inches lower than the sink it was next-to. The sink didn't work and nobody ever used the toilet for anything but piss because it didn't work either and was beyond filthy. Smelled in hot weather too.
No.524633
>>524587Is this thread gay fanfic or we actually get to suck hot jacked dudes in american jails?
No.524634
>>524631>The sink didn't work and nobody ever used the toilet for anything but piss where do you shit then?
No.525226
>>524634The guards would let you use what would best be called as a communal toilet, basically a set of stall shitters kind of like an outhouse.
No.529806
>>522282This is the best advice here
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